Top Ten Donald Trump Resignation Tweets

“Everyone knows that if President Trump resigns, he`ll do it on Twitter.”

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I agree if Donald Trump resigns because he`s facing certain impeachment, he`ll do it on Twitter. Here are some possible Trump resignation declarations on Twitter:

I was hounded out of office by losers. SAD!

I accomplished so many great and beautiful things in only two years. BELIEVE ME! No need to remain in office. PEACE OUT!

I hereby resign. Mike Pence will be almost as great as I was. ALMOST! He`s the “gayest” born-again Christian I know, but I love the gays!!

For last time my hands are BIG! so BIG! And with my BIG hands I type my last prez message: See ya LOSERS

COVFEFE THIS bitches! I QUIT!

When I pinched Sarah Huckabee Sanders fat butt I knew I been here too long. I freaking quit!

SPICY has beautiful brown nose. so Beautiful! I could use him as my house boy at Trump Tower

Goodbye White House, RUSSIA here I come!!

Aw Retirement GOLDEN SHOWERS GOLDEN YEARS

SESSIONS can finally exhale. I intimidated him so much when I farted he complimented me on my cologne.

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