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Christopher Anderson Deserves Pulitzer for Vanity Fair Photo of Karoline Leavitt

Christopher Anderson photographed White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt up close for a magazine series featuring interviews with Susie Wiles, the White House chief of staff.

Devout jihadists have a mark on the forehead, it is a dermatological condition caused by the friction and pressure on the forehead repeatedly touching a rough prayer mat, during the act of prostration.

Devout MAGA cultists have a mark on their nose, it is a brownish orange stain caused by repeatedly kissing Trump’s rectum, during an act of prostration.

The instantly iconic Anderson closeup photograph of Leavitt clearly depicts her nose with a brownish tint. Considering that kissing Trump’s ass is a daily humiliation ritual for Leavitt you would think by now she would take prophylactic action, such as wearing a nose guard, to prevent brown stains on her schnoz.

The unvarnished and unfiltered portrait of Leavitt exposed her weathered and wrinkled countenance, befitting a middle-aged woman. She is only 27 years-old, lying and covering up her Dear Leader’s crimes exacts a heavy price on her looks.

The extreme close-up image shows cosmetic injection marks for lip fillers. I would not kiss her fish lips for a million dollars; I am not going risk exposure to Trump’s anorectal bacteria.

Leavitt is still a young woman, and her face can become normal again, if she quits her White House gig, and stops defending the morally and legally indefensible.

Christopher Anderson deserves the Pulitzer Prize for photography.

Trump’s Creepy Fascination with Karoline Leavitt’s Lips

President Donald Trump, 79, an adjudicated rapist, serial adulterer and alleged pedophile was asked by Newsmax host Rob Finnerty about White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s, 27, performance during her daily press briefings.

Considering that his administration is embroiled in the controversy over his ties to convicted sex trafficker  Jeffrey Epstein, the septuagenarian should have tried to assuage the fears within his own camp that he’s a lecherous old fool by answering like the CEO of a corporation and not the owner pimp of a brothel.

He should have replied: she clearly conveys information, context, and policy to White House correspondents, so they understand my administration’s positions. We know that Leavitt is a hack who channels the Korean news anchor infamous for her enthusiastic and emotional praise of the Dear Leader, but a president can be forgiven for an exaggerated evaluation of his aide.

But Trump should not be forgiven for his sexist and inappropriate response:

 “It’s that face. It’s that brain. It’s those lips, the way they move. They move like she’s a machine gun.”

I am also fascinated by Leavitt’s lips, but not in a sexual way. Those lying lips, they indeed move like a machine gun; her rapid-fire delivery eviscerates reporters who dare question the racist and authoritarian policies of her boss.

A CEO who publicly extolled the physical attributes of a subordinate would be summarily fired. It is too bad that the Republican controlled Congress will never impeach and remove Trump from office.

Karoline Leavitt says SignalGate Case Closed

When White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt stands behind the podium that bears the presidential seal, she usually has a large cross dangling from her neck. She is sending a signal to the assembled reporters and to television viewers that she is representing President Donald Trump, her orange messiah.

During her Monday press briefing Leavitt was asked for an update on any review to the SignalGate debacle that witnessed a reporter accidentally added to a group chat in which top Trump officials discussed a war strike on Yemen.

“This case has been closed here at the White House, as far as we are concerned,” she snapped. “There have been steps made to ensure that something like that can obviously never happen again.”

“Case closed”. The message could not be any clearer, the Trump administration is done talking about the group war chat, and everyone else should fall in line, including reporters.

The case has never been opened, and the administration has not explicitly stated what steps, if any, have been taken to ensure that such a colossal mistake will never happen again.

Case not closed. Most of the White House correspondents are not members of the cult, and their job is to hold regime officials accountable for their mistakes and lapses in judgment.

SignalGate is unacceptable. Reporters must demand answers. Citizens must demand accountability. We must hold the Trump administration accountable for their gross incompetence and glaring arrogance that is making our country less safe, and our democracy more fragile.