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Joe Biden’s Dogs Champ and Major Arrive at the White House

You can almost always count on presidents to keep a dog in the White House, in fact, the only presidents who didn’t have presidential pets while in office were James K. Polk, Andrew Johnson and Donald Trump.

There is something rotten in Denmark when a president doesn’t have a pet while in office, is it any wonder that Johnson and Trump were both virulent racists who were impeached?

A White House without a dog, is like a bodega without a cat, a dairy farm without cows and a Firehouse without a Dalmatian.

President Joe Biden brought his two German shepherds, Major and Champ to his new residence, thereby going a long way to restoring normalcy to the White House.

Major is the first rescue dog to live in the White House and was adopted by the Bidens in 2018 after the couple fostered him from the Delaware Humane Association.

I’ve adopted three dogs from my local animal shelter, and the fact that Joe brought his pooches to the White House confirms in my mind that I made the right choice in voting for him. LOL, as if I really needed any affirmation that I did the right thing by kicking the racist Trump to the curb.

The Bidens have announced that they will soon be bringing a cat to the White House. How can Biden not be reelected when he has won the hearts of dog and cat lovers?

Joe Biden Redecorated Oval Office

When a new president moves into the White House, one of his first actions is to decorate the Oval Office in a way that the aesthetics reflect his views and passions.

It’s no surprise that Joe Biden, who appointed the most diverse and inclusive cabinet in history, ditched the portrait of former president Andrew Jackson, who was acknowledged by historians as the most racist president in history before Donald Trump assumed office.

The presidential office now features Abraham Lincoln who emancipated the slaves and Franklin D. Roosevelt, who was president during the depths of the Great Depression and the horrors of World War II.

A bust of labor leader, community activist and Latino icon Cesar Chavez adorns the Oval Office, needless to say the immigrant-hating Trump doesn’t know Cesar Chavez from Cesar Romero from Little Caesars Pizza.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, so it was no surprise that Trump’s Oval Office was festooned with American flags. The military flags displayed during the Trump presidency have been replaced by a solitary American flag.

Biden has included a moon rock, of all things, among the new decorations, as a reminder that we can accomplish the seemingly impossible, such as landing a man on the moon. A rock from Uranus would have been a perfect fit for Trump’s Oval Office.

The Oval Office is looking so much better, and so are the prospects for peace, racial equality and democracy during the Biden administration.

Epidemic of Mask-Slipping at Joe Biden’s Inauguration

In this article I’m not going to wax poetic about all the grand implications of Joe Biden’s inauguration. Permit me to take a break from all the weighty essays I wrote during the Trump regime denouncing his attacks on civility, common sense and democracy itself.

Today I’m writing about a disturbing trend I noticed while watching the inaugural festivities, an epidemic of mask slipping. I didn’t see a single person who wasn’t wearing a face covering, and social distancing was in full effect, but I witnessed dozens of men who allowed their mask to slip below their nose. This is a social faux pas that afflicts only men; the women in attendance may have exhibited cleavage and their shapely legs, but none of them exposed their nose in the midst of a raging pandemic.

Men whom I deeply admire like former Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, and the Chief Justice John Roberts made a mockery of coronavirus safety guidelines by proudly walking around with a face covering below their nose.

Let’s be real, that’s as disgusting, ridiculous and unhygienic as a man prancing about in his swimming trunks worn so low that his manhood is exposed, swinging in the breeze.

Leaving your nose uncovered defeats the purpose of wearing a mask. Period. End of story.

If your friend, acquaintance or co-worker was wearing a low-cut blouse and she was exposing her nipple, would you keep quiet or would you at least suggest she should look at herself in a mirror? If your buddy left the restroom with his willy hanging out, would you keep quiet, or would you tell him, “you freaking moron your dick is hanging out”? Rhetorical questions.

If you’re at a party or any social setting and you see a man with a mask pulled down so low that it only covers their mouth, would you keep quiet? I wouldn’t, I would call out the inconsiderate/oblivious offender.

Joe Biden Strikes a Tone of Optimism in His Last 2020 Interview

Joe and Jill Biden’s last interview of 2020 was virtual, not unusual in the midst of a pandemic, it was conducted on “Dick Clark’s New Year Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest” I was awkward and unusual even in these days, for it’s not every day that jumbotrons in New York City’s Times Square are used for an interview.

Dick Clark has been dead for almost a decade, but he still commands top billing. If the morbidly obese Donald Trump is still alive a decade for now, I assume he will demand top billing and insist he be introduced as the President of the United States whenever he speaks at a campaign rally or political convention.

Unlike Trump the narcissist Biden didn’t exploit the conversation to toot his own horn, he used the opportunity to thank essential and frontline workers for their bravery, with the president-elect stressing: We owe them, we owe them, we owe them.

Biden ended the interview on an optimistic tone saying:

“I’m more optimistic about America’s chances than I’ve ever been. I am absolutely positive, confident, that we’re going to come back and come back stronger than we were before.”

I share Biden’s optimism; Trump will soon disappear from our rear-view mirror and peace and a sense of normalcy will be on the horizon.

Joe Biden Breaks Foot While Playing With His Dog

This weekend President-elect Joe Biden slipped and fractured his foot while playing with Major, one of this two German shepherds.

This might seem like an inconsequential news item, but it’s illustrative of the differences and similarities between the outgoing president and the president-elect.

Trump’s administration was anomalous in many disturbing ways, for example he didn’t have any pets while in office. Trump is the first president since James K. Polk to not have a pet while in office.

As a narcissist who craves attention, I’m surprised Trump didn’t keep a lap dog who could always be counted on to look at him adoringly and obey his every command. I guess Mike Pence was the next best thing to a lap dog, he not only sniffed his fat ass but kissed it.

Biden is an animal lover; he has a cat and the aforementioned pooches. Major will make history as the first rescue dog to live in the White House. Having a cat and two dogs live in the People’s House will go a long ways to returning normalcy and humanity.

Biden exercises on a regular basis by riding his bicycle and playing with his dogs. The only exercise Trump gets is working out his fingers by tweeting his fool head off and golfing.

Everyone needs exercise even septuagenarians like Biden and Trump, but the president-elect would be well-advised to exercise a lot of caution when riding his bike or playing with his dogs. He’s not a spring chicken and his bones are as brittle as a Dollar General ceramic figurine.

Thoughts and prayers for Biden, may he heal quickly.

First Order of Business for Joe Biden: Fumigate the White House

When I want to know what’s going on in popular culture, I check out what’s trending on Twitter. When I saw that “fumigate” was trending I immediately knew why that particular word was trending.

Fumigate started trending soon after writer Quancy Clayborne asked in a tweet:

“What’s the first thing the Bidens should do when they enter the White House?”

Let me preface my remarks by stating unequivocally that as sure as night follows day, Joe Biden will be inaugurated and sworn in as president on January 20, 2021 after winning a popular vote and electoral college landslide.

Most Twitter users suggested fumigation as the first step after entering the White House, and it’s an excellent idea. The White House is a coronavirus hot spot as a result of the president’s penchant for staging super spreader events in the People’s House on a regular basis. Many of Trump’s family members, aides, cabinet members, Secret Service agents, and White House employees have been infected by the virus.

Fortunately, the Biden transition team won’t have to purchase bleach, no doubt the White House medicine cabinets and pantries are overflowing with the bleach that Trump and his sycophants consumed as a prophylactic against COVID-19.

The White House also needs to be fumigated because it’s infested with swamp creatures. The Trump administration has been plagued by one scandal after another, and too many rats in Trump’s orbit have been indicted.

I would also suggest Biden sprinkle the White House with holy water, or better yet call in an exorcist to banish the demons that were attracted by the devilish shenanigans of Trump’s born-again cabinet members and aides.

Thank God Trump lost in a landslide, because after eight years of Trump in office, a fumigation wouldn’t be sufficient, the White House would have to be set on fire.

Trump’s Refusal to Concede is Doing Indelible Harm to Our Democracy

As sure as night follows day on January 20, 2021 Joe Biden the winner in a landslide popular and electoral college vote will be inaugurated as the 46th president of the United States.

The question is not whether the dejected and humiliated President Donald Trump is leaving, it’s how much destruction, division and permanent harm to our democracy will he unleash before he finally gets the hook.

Trump’s refusal to acknowledge reality and concede the election, delusional tweets and even more delusional lawsuits are much sound and fury, signifying nothing. I repeat, the president-elect Joe Biden will become president in January.

Trump may be a lame duck, but he retains the powers of the presidency until noon on January 20, 2021, and if you thought his administration pre-election was chaotic and unnerving, his last days will be exponentially worse.

Book of Revelations 12:12:

“Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.”

The white evangelical’s false messiah knows that he has a short time left, and he’s consumed with wrath and vengeance and will ramp up his fuckery.

Trump’s failure to grant President-elect Biden access to federal funding and resources to power up his transition ensures that he will have a rocky start to his administration.

The only way to limit Trump’s power to gum up the works and cripple Biden’s first days in power is for Republican congressional leaders and White House administration officials to speak truth to power and demand that he concede defeat and respect the democratic process.

Unfortunately, so far only a handful of GOP senators have congratulated Biden on his victory, and administration officials have abetted Trump’s tomfoolery. For example, Attorney General William Barr told prosecutors they should examine unsupported allegations of voting irregularities and massive voter fraud.

Is it too much to expect Republicans to put democracy above their fear of reprisals from Trump and acknowledge the obvious: Biden won in a landslide, and Trump’s refusal to concede is doing indelible harm to our democracy?

Joe Biden Will Restore a Sense of Normalcy to White House by Bringing His Dogs

For four interminable years the White House has been a cesspool of corruption, immorality, deceitfulness, incompetence, and most of all lacking a sense of normalcy.

Unfortunately, the abominable Trump administration wasn’t an aberration, over 71 million Americans voted to reelect the stable genius in spite of his manifest racism and ignorance.

President-elect Joe Biden isn’t a paragon of virtue, but he is a fundamentally decent and normal human being who will take his job as Leader of the Free World seriously and restore dignity to the White House and to our nation.

In a sign that Biden will restore normalcy he is bringing his dogs to the White House. Biden’s German shepherd, Major, will make history as the first rescue dog to live in the White House.

If you don’t count Trump’s lap dog, Mike Pence, the White House has been a dog-free zone during the Trump tenure.

The mongrel dog has been banished by America to his resort in Florida, and the Bidens and their adorable pooches are going to make America Great and Normal Again.

Trump Biden Debate Was a Shit Show, a Dumpster Fire, a Disaster of Biblical Proportions

The first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden was a shit show, a dumpster fire, a disaster of Biblical proportions …

No debate that includes Trump will ever be compared to a Lincoln-Douglas debate, but to prevent the spectacle from devolving into a WWE Battle Royale there must be a modicum of structure.  

The first presidential debate was divided into six 15-minute segments during which the moderator, Chris Wallace, posed the same question to former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump. The candidates had two minutes to respond to each question, and basically the rest of each segment was a free-for-all.

Trump interrupted Biden during the initial question of each segment, and the remaining part of each segment was a torrent of cross-talk, insults, lies, and just general mayhem.

Wallace is an excellent interviewer and a competent moderator, but he had as much control of the debate as a substitute teacher has at a reform school. No moderator, not even the even-tempered and competent Wallace could have reined in the wild animal, unless he was equipped with a button on his desk to deliver a shock to Trump every time, he broke the debate rules.

Trump doesn’t respect judges, generals, legislators, so it shouldn’t have come as any surprise that he wouldn’t respect a debate moderator, even one from his favorite news outlet, Fox News.

Biden has already committed to participating in the final two debates, but since Trump didn’t follow the rules agreed to by both campaigns, he isn’t under any moral obligation to participate in any more debates.

But if Biden decides to debate Trump again, he should demand that the moderator kill the microphone when a debater interrupts or exceeds his time limit.

Last night’s debate was a shit show that left everyone involved including Trump, Biden, Wallace, the viewing audience and democracy itself covered in excrement.

I’ve had enough, the only other debate I will watch is the one between Mike Pence and Kamala Harris.

Twitter Hashtag ‘She’s 12’ a Reference to Trump? Biden?

“My daughter’s name is Klaire, she’s 12. She hates her first name and wants it to be ‘Ace’. She wants it legally changed. Both her mother and I are against that.

I hate it. I said it’d be ok as a nickname but she’s not okay with that.

What do I do?”

Jason Ernst Tweet

When I want to know what people are talking about, I check out what’s trending on Twitter. When I woke up to see “She’s 12” trending I automatically thought, “is Trump’s latest sexual assault victim only 12?” After all the predator-in-chief has been making disturbing comments about young girls for years. In a 1992 recording, a 46-year old Trump asks a little girl if she’s going to go up an escalator. Then the short-fingered vulgarian turns to the camera and says, “I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?” A rhetorical question, nobody doubts that he would date a much younger woman. In 2016 a woman filed a civil suit against Trump alleging he raped her when she was only 13. So yes, I thought that the serial sexual predator had assaulted or molested a 12-year-old girl. Can you blame me?

The second thought that came to my mind was: Did creepy Joe Biden revert to his pre-pandemic penchant of groping underage girls? Social distancing rules help prevent the spread of the coronavirus and they have the added benefit of keeping Biden from getting to touchy-feely with prepubescent girls. Don’t believe me, search “creepy Joe Biden” on YouTube and you will find dozens of videos that chronicle Biden’s inappropriate behavior with little girls.

Actually, the hashtag is in reference to a father whose 12-year-old daughter wants to change her name from “Klaire” to “Ace.” I just hope and pray that sexual predators will stay the hell away from Klaire/Ace.

We live in a society that sexualizes young girls, and Trump and Biden aren’t the only ones who take an unhealthy interest in young girls. Twelve isn’t the new 18, and anyone who molests young children should be locked up for a very long time, hopefully forever.

Trump’s Mockery of Biden for Wearing a Mask Will Backfire

Donald Trump aka Cadet Bone Spurs likes to portray himself as a tough guy; in rallies he frequently poses with his tiny fists clenched as if he was a prizefighter ready to take on all comers.

Anyone who hasn’t binged on Kool-Aid knows that he is a sniveling coward who’s subservient to real tough guy dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un. But his tough guy act works with his evangelical base who sees him as Jesus Christ the action hero.

Trump refuses to consistently wear a mask in public, even though as a morbidly obese septuagenarian with heart problems he is particularly susceptible to COVID. He thinks he’s being macho by not wearing a mask in a pandemic, and he mocks politicians and reporters who do so.

At a campaign rally crowd in Pennsylvania Trump mocked Joe Biden for wearing a mask:

“But did you ever see a man that likes a mask as much as him? He makes a speech, and he always has it – not always, but a lot of times, he has it hanging down. Because you know what, it gives him a feeling of security.”

Mocking Biden for wearing a mask makes as much sense as mocking him for driving his Camaro without wearing a seat belt. Wearing a mask is an excellent defense against the coronavirus that has killed more than 190,000 Americans, just as wearing a seat belt is an excellent defense from dying in traffic accidents that kill hundreds of thousands each year.

Biden isn’t an idiot and that’s why he wears a mask in public and wears a seat belt when cruising around in his Camaro.

Trump is going to be clenching his tiny fists in rage on November 3 when Americans tired of his macho posturing and idiotic behavior kick him to the curb.

Joe Biden Please Stop Riding Your Bike

“He may have sponsored a grandiose U.S. bicycle race in the 1980s but President Donald Trump isn’t likely to be seen on a bicycle any time soon, he pointed out on August 21. And that’s despite Fox News showing a clearly virile and fit Joe Biden riding his bicycle near a reporter earlier in the month:

Forbes.Com

It was a risky move for Joe Biden to ride a bicycle, a septuagenarian’s bones are very brittle, if he fell more than his pride would be injured. An old codger like Biden riding a bike wearing a bike helmet looks more ridiculous than Mike Dukakis riding a tank wearing a combat helmet. At least Biden wasn’t wearing Lycra bike shorts, that would have been the end of his presidential campaign.

I understand Trump’s reluctance to ride a bike, a hippo riding a bike is a spectacle that belongs in a circus. Trump’s bones are as brittle as Biden’s, and if he tumbled the pain of broken bones would make him forget all about his bone spurs.

Biden should keep in mind that John Kerry, who won the Democratic nomination for president in 2004, hit a curb and fractured his femur in 2015 while riding a bike, when he was 71.

Septuagenarians have no business riding bicycles, and come to think of it, they are too freaking old and have no business running for president.

Biden’s security detail should install training wheels on his bicycle, or better yet, they should buy him a Hoveround. We can’t risk Biden taking a tumble while riding a bike, and having to withdraw from presidential race; America can’t survive another four years of the corruption and ineptitude of the Trump administration.

I Will Vote for Senile but Compassionate Biden Over Senile but Cruel Old Racist Trump

Joe Biden is as old AF; he is 77 and will be 78 on inauguration day in January. The incumbent was 70 in January 2017 and is now 74.

The fact that the two men running for presidents are septuagenarians in obvious mental decline is an indictment of our democratic process. Any presidential candidate who will turn 65 or older on inauguration day should be prohibited from running.

The presidency of the United States is the most physical and mentally demanding job in the world, and anyone with two brain cells to rub together will acknowledge that both presidential candidates belong in a rest home and not the White House.

Biden has repeatedly challenged Trump to a pushup contest, and both men have threatened to beat each other up. This kind of spectacle belongs in a nursing home and not in a presidential race.

Biden was asked in a recent TV interview if he was “leaving open the possibility you’ll serve eight years if elected”, and he answered, “Absolutely.”

Biden’s answer is all the proof we need that he’s suffering from senility, he shows signs of cognitive decline and he looks as fit as a skeleton.

Trump has faced questions about his own health and mental ability, and in his case his lack of mental acuity is compound by his lack of morals, conscience and empathy.

The choice is clear as crystal: A senile but compassionate gentleman, beats the hell out of a senile old racist with a heart of stone.

Joe Biden’s Speech at the Democratic National Convention Beats Expectations

Joe Biden is a decent human being, and a moderate Democrat with decades of experience in the political realm. A plagiarism scandal derailed a previous presidential run, but other than that there are no skeletons in his closet.

The only opening that Trump sees is Biden’s advanced age, and so the 74-year-old Trump has been painting the 77-year-old Biden as a senile old man who can’t complete a speech without uttering a series of gaffes.

Truth be told, both men seem to be suffering from mental decline, the most glaring difference is that the senile and evil Trump may nuke North Korea while the worst thing the senile but good-natured Biden may do is smother his hot dog with Vaseline instead of mustard.

Trump’s strategy of systematically lowering expectations for Biden backfired when he performed far better than anticipated when he delivered his speech at the Democratic National Convention Thursday night.

Biden had a very low bar to meet, he didn’t stutter, drool, or take off his dentures to readjust them in the middle of his speech. Unlike Trump he kept to his script, and delivered it in a calming and reassuring tone.

Even Fox News anchors and analysts had to grudgingly admit that Biden exceeded expectations. Biden’s ability to read from a teleprompter without flubbing a line doesn’t bode well for Trump, Sleepy Joe or Slow Joe is going to beat him to the finish line come November 3.

Michelle Obama: ‘Donald Trump is Clearly in Over His Head’

“Let me be as honest and clear as I possibly can, Donald Trump is the wrong president for our country. He has had more than enough time to prove that he can do the job, but he is clearly in over his head. He cannot meet this moment, he simply cannot be who we need him to be for us. It is what it is.”

Michelle Obama

Joe Biden has the charisma of a concert audio technician, while former First Lady Michelle Obama is a rock star. Biden wanted to put as much distance between his acceptance speech on Thursday and Obama’s keynote address that was delivered last night.

Obama didn’t hype Biden as a revolutionary or a visionary leader who comes around once in a generation, she simply lauded him as a “profoundly decent man.” Indeed, compared to the short-fingered vulgarian the former vice president is a Gandhi.

After four years of the ineptitude, corruption and amorality of the Trump administration, we need a profoundly decent man who has the experience and wisdom to restore America’s greatness and moral authority.

Obama is spot on: Donald Trump is the wrong president for our country. He is clearly in over his dead. He is intellectually and morally in over his head. Trump would be in over his head as president of a Neil Diamond fan club.

In politics and in life it’s imperative that we learn from our mistakes and that we make do with the hand that life deals us. We made a horrible mistake electing Trump president of the United States, and we must make do with what we have and elect the boring but decent Biden president.

Herman Cain Tweets From Beyond the Grave to Attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

“Although former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain died from coronavirus in July, his Twitter account issued two posthumous attacks on Joe Biden and his running mate, Kamala Harris, on Wednesday and Thursday, appearing to make good on the Cain family’s vow to use his platforms ‘to share the information and ideas he believed in.’”

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The Cain family is beneath contempt, they are using their dead daddy’s (Our Uncle Tom) Twitter account to attack Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Herman Cain shucked and jived, tap danced and performed all sorts of coonery and buffoonery in service of his Massa Donald Trump. But the Cain family and the political operatives who are managing his Twitter feed to send out zombie tweets just won’t let the devil rest in peace.

If Herman Cain could speak from beyond the grave, he’d probably tweet something like this:

I didn’t wear a mask when I attended the Tulsa MAGA rally because I didn’t want to offend Trump; I caught the virus and I am now burning in hell for my sins. Don’t be like me: wear a mask, don’t vote for Trump and don’t be an Uncle Tom.

It’s a nightmare seeing a posthumous Herman Cain tweet, but imagine how horrible it would be to see Trump tweet from beyond the grave. With a demon ramming hot coal up his ass, Trump’s tweets from hell would be even more toxic than they are now, if that’s possible.

Joe Biden Makes 1st In-Person Appearance in 2 Months Looking Like the Grim Reaper

Since abruptly cancelling a March 10 rally in Cleveland at the onset of the coronavirus pandemic, Joe Biden has waged his presidential campaign from his basement in Wilmington.

The images that have emerged from Biden’s self-imposed seclusion have been of a besotted septuagenarian totally flummoxed by the video platforms of a virtual campaign.

Biden made his first in-person appearance in more than two months on Monday as he marked Memorial Day by laying a wreath at a veterans’ park near his Delaware home.

With his black face mask and sunglasses, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee looked like the Grim Reaper, not an inappropriate look for a visit to a cemetery, but a disastrous look for a presidential candidate.

Biden briefly spoke to reporters, but his words were muffled through his black cloth mask. I applaud Biden for setting a good example by wearing a face mask in public, but why wear a face covering that makes you look like a ghoul?

Donald Trump is the worst president in history, but if Biden doesn’t step up his game he’s going to lose.

If Joe Biden Doesn’t Escape From His Basement He’s Going to Lose to Donald Trump

Joe Biden famously boasted that he wanted to take Donald Trump to the back of the barn over his comments about women. The mental image of this epic physical confrontation between these septuagenarians isn’t very appealing. By the time these geezers got to the back of the barn they would be so winded that they would be leaning on each other for support.

Biden caught a break when the social distancing guidelines made running a conventional presidential campaign impossible; I don’t think he could survive the physical and mental rigors of running for office.

Biden and Trump have been forced to run social media campaigns, and that gives the incumbent an advantage. Trump thrives in the cesspool of Twitter and his 80 million followers on his favorite social media platform religiously read his tweets. By comparison Biden has only 5 million followers on Twitter and I doubt if most of them check out his feed more than once a month.

The 77-year-old Biden is conducting his campaign from his basement and he has as much impact as a high school kid operating his YouTube Star Trek appreciation channel from his parents’ basement.

Biden is absolutely clueless when it comes to running a virtual campaign. Biden doesn’t know Zoom, Skype or FaceTime for a bottle of Geritol and it shows. The indecipherable commentary, the staring blankly waiting for a prompt, the gaffes! Dear God it’s a veritable shitshow!

Upon further review, Biden didn’t catch a break when the coronavirus pandemic forced the presidential candidates to go virtual. Even if Biden keels over from hitting the road and speaking to small crowds, he needs to escape from his basement.

Trump’s administration has been an unmitigated disaster and he’s the worst president in history, but if Biden doesn’t leave his basement and conduct a conventional campaign he will lose.

Joe Biden’s Tweet ‘I Can’t Believe I Have to Say This, But Please Don’t Drink Bleach’ Most Liked Tweet of the Year

“I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach,”

Joe Biden Tweet

Biden posted this “No Shit” tweet one day after the very stable genius suggested scientists investigate whether they could inject coronavirus patients with disinfectants as a treatment.

Scientists, physicians, pundits and politicians have uttered the phrase “I can’t believe I have to say this”, more than once after a Trump statement about the coronavirus pandemic.

At the beginning of the pandemic how many times did we hear authority figures exclaim “I can’t believe I have to say this”, when Trump said that there were only 15 cases of COVID-19 and it would soon be zero. Or when the president exclaimed, “One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

Unfortunately, we must continue to preface our responses to Trump’s idiotic comments by saying, “I can’t believe I have to say this” because his followers are so gullible and just plain moronic.

Trump’s white evangelical base believes in miracles and the religious fanatics really believe their false messiah when he proclaims that one day the coronavirus pandemic will disappear, like a miracle.

It’s very dangerous when someone who isn’t a physician plays one on TV, especially when he’s an utter buffoon who happens to be the president of the United States.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but don’t drink bleach. Stick with your Kool-Aid you freaking idiot Trump supporters.

Biden Doesn’t Need to Reach Out to Trump’s Base to Win Election

“Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that he likely will not be able to reach President Trump’s base, saying that some of the most committed of his supporters ‘support the notion’ of creating division.

The New York Post

Most of Trump’s supporters are evangelical Christians who have been programed to accept the ravings of televangelists like Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson and Franklin Graham as the Word of God and they have no problem accepting their false messiah’s mad utterances as Gospel.

Republicans supported Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush and George W Bush because they believed in their conservative ideology, but Trump’s devotees stand behind their man because they are transfixed by his bigger than life persona. His followers are more impressed by the Trump brand than they are by Republican orthodoxy.

It is next to impossible to persuade an evangelical to switch his allegiance to a mainline protestant church or to Catholicism and it’s next to impossible trying to convince a Trump cultist to vote for Joe Biden.

The only way Joe Biden will be able to read Donald Trump’s base is by denying his democratic ideals and tolerating the politics of division, racism misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia.

Biden shouldn’t make an effort to reach Trump’s base, instead he should denounce their bigotry and intolerance. Biden is wise enough not to sell his soul by making an outreach to Trump cultists who are anathema to everything the Democrat Party stands for.

As long as Biden remains true to the values of the Democrat Party, he doesn’t need the support of any MAGA morons to win the election.

Stubborn Socialist Bernie Sanders Needs to Accept Reality and Quit Now!

In the cable news networks there’s saturation coverage of the coronavirus pandemic, and even some of the commercials are corona-themed.

It’s easy to forget that the Democratic primaries still haven’t concluded, although Joe Biden has an insurmountable delegate lead.

It’s even easier to forget that the stubborn socialist Bernie Sanders still hasn’t conceded and many Democrats fear that there will be a replay of the 2016 election when Sanders cost Hillary Clinton the election by his late exit and late endorsement.

Sanders insists that he has a narrow path to the nomination, but he refuses to say what it is. Let’s be clear, Sanders has a snowball’s chance in hell of securing the nomination, his narrow path is Biden dying before the general election.

Whoopi Goldberg, God bless her soul, grilled the stubborn SOB on “The View,” pressing him to explain how he could still capture the nomination. He avoided giving her an answer, instead weakly arguing that “people in a democracy have a right to vote and have a right to vote for the agenda that they think can work for America.

Earth to Bernie: The people have already voted. The electorate has already spoken. Biden has trounced Sanders in almost every primary since the South Carolina contest and Sanders trails Biden in every single national poll.

Give it up you stubborn socialist scum! In this corona pandemic crisis, you are needed in the Senate and not wasting your time on the campaign trail.

Who Do You Think Biden Will Select As His Running Mate? Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren or Amy Klobuchar?

Joe Biden is the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, there’s only one other contender still standing, Sen. Bernie Sanders. But the stubborn socialist is more likely to die of a heart attack or to be incapacitated by a stroke in the next few months that he is to overtake Biden’s insurmountable delegate lead.

The only debate is over who Biden will pick as his running mate – and what criteria he should employ to make that most crucial decision.

Biden has pledged to choose a woman, but what else is he looking for in a running mate?

Biden may be tempted to choose Sen. Elizabeth Warren to entice progressives to join his moderate presidential campaign, but that would be a huge mistake. Biden, 77, has one foot on a gaffe and the other foot on the grave, and the last thing he should do is pick a fellow septuagenarian. Besides the only demographic that Warren will add is faux Native Americans and they compromise less than .00001 percent of the electorate.

Biden would be well-advised to pick a younger woman as his vice-presidential nominee, but not too young lest the notoriously handsy old pervert be unable to keep from groping her.

Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto is a dark horse and selecting a Latina would inject his campaign with energy and excitement, but she’s not a national name and barely known outside of Nevada.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar is often mentioned as a likely nominee, but she’s too moderate, too bland and too weird (using a comb instead of a fork to eat salads) and she will add nothing to the ticket besides her vagina.

Former Georgia House Minority Leader Stacey Abrams name is reportedly in the mix, she’s female and black, but unfortunately, she’s too inexperienced. Her time will come, but it won’t be in 2020.

Sen. Kamala Harris presidential campaign withered on the vine fairly quickly, but at 55 she’s the right age and she’s the right color. In South Carolina African Americans resurrected Biden’s presidential campaign, and he would be wise to shown his appreciation by choosing a black woman as his running mate.

It usually doesn’t matter whom a presidential candidate chooses as his running mate, but not this time. If Biden doesn’t die in office, he might become too mental unfit (senile) and it’s imperative that he chooses a woman with gravitas, experience and wisdom.

Bernie Sanders Quit Now! Give Democrats Enough Time to Unite Behind Joe Biden!

Joe Biden wasn’t my first pick as the Democratic presidential nominee, nor was he the second, seventh or even seventeenth, but he would still make a much better president than Donald Trump.

I supported Senator Kamala Harris until she dropped out of the race, then I switched my allegiance to Mayor Pete, and by the time Super Tuesday came around Buttigieg had quite the race along with most of the Democratic hopefuls and I ended up voting for Biden.

 South Carolina congressman James Clyburn’s endorsement resurrected Biden’s campaign and after Super Tuesday Part One and Super Tuesday Part Two he is now the only viable candidate. Sanders is on life support and in need of a resurrection himself, but we can’t expect more than one miracle in an election year.

Even Stevie Wonder can read the writing on the wall and Sanders’ handlers would be well-advised to urge him to drop out of the race immediately to give the Democrats enough time to regroup, unite behind Biden, so they can defeat Trump in the fall.

Unfortunately, Sanders is a cranky and stubborn old man and given his history of remaining in the race against Hillary Clinton long after he was mathematically eliminated it looks like once again, he will do indelible harm to the Democratic Party long by sticking around long after his expiration date.

I’m Voting for the Sweet Senile Old Man (Biden) Over the Evil and Deranged Old Man (Trump)

The diverse Democratic filed of a gazillion and one presidential hopefuls has been whittled down to two male septuagenarians and one of them, Joe Biden 77 or Bernie Sanders 78, will face off against the incumbent Republican septuagenarian, Donald Trump.

Biden has lost a step or two and he has the mental acuity of the crazy uncle who’s been locked in the attic for the last few years. Trump is crazier than a shithouse rat and it’s impossible to tell if his loony behavior is mostly the result of dementia or sheer stupidity. Sanders still seems as sharp as a tack, although he’s the stereotypical old codger who complains when somebody steps on the grass in any of his three houses.

It doesn’t look like Sanders will have the opportunity to complain when a reporter walks on the White House lawn, he’s too far behind Biden to catch up. It’s going to be Trump vs Biden and I’m pulling for the mentally slow Biden over the demented Trump, but it’s a crying shame that we have to choose between two old white men.

With Biden emerging as the likely Democratic nominee, Trump has once again focused his fire on “Sleepy Joe” and he’s launched a concerted campaign to depict the 77-year-old Democrat as senile and out-of-touch with his electorate and reality itself.

Biden has been a gaffe machine for decades, but in his 2020 presidential campaign he’s making a gaffe practically every time he opens his mouth. For example, Biden referred to Super Tuesday as “Super Thursday” and he declared that he was running for the Senate and asserted that 150 million Americans had been killed by gun violence since 2007. In other words, Biden is giving Trump plenty of material to paint him as a senile old fool.

Needless to say, Trump has made even more gaffes than Biden, but the president is the master of projection and he’s not going to quit portraying Biden as senile.

I hope Biden wins because a sweet senile old man is better than an evil deranged old man. I just hope Biden chooses a young woman, preferably of color, as his running mate.  

Super Tuesday Makes it Clear It’s Going to be Biden vs Trump

“Joe Biden dug two big holes on Super Tuesday and each of them came with a name attached. Bernie Sanders and President Donald Trump are both staring into their political graves.”

Politico

Our racially, ethnically and religiously diverse democracy now is forced with choosing from three white old men as the next president. It could be argued that this trio of septuagenarians is staring into their graves in a literal sense, and the winner may not survive his term.

In this reality TV era when a racist and ignorant con man who in a normal world wouldn’t be elected dogcatcher is elected president of the United States it may seem like conventional political wisdom no longer applies.

But the 2020 presidential Democratic primary proved that some political realities are as immutable as the laws of physics, and the basic law of Democratic politics is that a presidential candidate can’t win without the enthusiastic support of African Americans.

The lack of support from black Democrats doomed the candidacies of Mayor Pete, Senator Amy Klobuchar, Senator Elizabeth Warren and even the campaigns of black Senators Cory Booker and Kamala Harris. You don’t have to be a political analyst or a soothsayer to predict that Sanders’ campaign is doomed because he’s been unable to make inroads in the black community.

On Super Tuesday Joe Biden, with the help of an army of black people, dug a hole big enough to contain the bloated corpse of Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders.

Trump feared Biden so much that he risked his presidency and ended up getting impeached over his campaign to bribe the president of Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden and his son Hunter.

Trump’s foolish gambit failed and it’s going to be Biden vs Trump in the general election, and I’m betting that normalcy and decency will prevail.