Won’t you be my neighbor? Entice your friends next door with your playful puppets! Suit up with a neck tie, and be the friendliest next door neighbor in town in this exclusive Nicest Neighbor costume featuring a red top with a V-neckline, long fitted sleeves, a white detachable collar with a black neck tie, and matching high waisted gray shorts with belt loops. (Hand puppets, wig, belt and socks not included.)
This is the message posted on Yandy.Com enticing you to damn you soul to eternal fire by buying a sexed-up Mr. Rogers costume for Halloween.
The red knit cardigan sweater worn by Fred Rogers, creator and host of the children’s program, Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood is housed in the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. The iconic sweater conjures up images of sweetness and innocence embodied by Mister Rogers.
The execrable Nicest Neighbor costume features a hot model wearing a red top with a V-neckline displaying enough cleavage to give Mister Rogers a heart attack. That sexy red top might be on display in a brothel some day, but it will never find its way to the Smithsonian National Museum of American History.
The hussy modeling the Halloween costume is wearing booty shorts that would be right at home in Las Vegas, but she would never be welcomed in Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.
To add insult to injury the model is holding up puppets of King Friday and Henrietta Pussycat; I should sue Yancy.Com for the therapy I will need for the rest of my life.
In the name of everything that is pure, decent, and innocent why is Yandy.Com defiling my childhood memories of Mister Rogers?