Melania Trump often swats away Donald Trump’s hand when he reaches for hers during public appearances intended to project affection. Although her role as a trophy wife occasionally requires her to appear with him in public, it does not necessarily include physical contact.

Few would blame Melania for brushing aside her husband’s grotesque, doll-like hands, but one prospect seems even worse than holding Trump’s hand: kissing him on the lips. Can you imagine the orange baboon leaning in attempting to kiss you with his orifice that resembles a sphincter? The horror! The horror.

Recently at a ceremony at the Rose Garden Trump leaned in for a kiss, puckering his hideous lips, Melania turned her head away in disgust, offering him her cheek instead.

I feel no sympathy for gold-digging Melania, and I feel even less for Trump, there are plenty of bimbos like Natalie Harp who are dying to French kiss his anus-looking mouth.

Any parent who allows the ugly fascist to kiss their baby at a campaign event should have their baby taken away by Children’s Services.