Month: April 2020

Can You Imagine Trump Revealing That Extraterrestrials Are Real?

On Monday, the Pentagon released three videos depicting UFO’s executing flying maneuvers that defy the laws of physics. Some people are wondering if the government is preparing us for the greatest reveal in human history: extraterrestrials are real and they’ve made contact with us.

When our president is suggests that injecting or swallowing disinfectants may kill the coronavirus, naturally we all hope there’s intelligent life somewhere in the universe.

According to Wikipedia The Milky Way contains between 100 and 400 billion stars and at least 100 billion planets, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to deduce that there’s probably intelligent extraterrestrial beings.

I’m praying that extraterrestrials will never make contact with us, because if an alien says “take me to your leader” and we introduce him to grotesquely obese Donald Trump with his urine-colored hair and mouth that looks like a sphincter, he may just destroy our planet.

I don’t think the Pentagon has proof that extraterrestrials have visited our planet, because Trump wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut. If Trump had proof that extraterrestrials are real can you imagine him at his next press conference:

My fellow Americans, I will soon make the most important announcement in history. No king, president or dictator has ever made such a huge and mindboggling proclamation as I will make sometime before the election. When I make this bigly revelation, I will win in the biggest landslide in American history.  

According to The New York Post the Grotesquely Obese Trump is so Busy He Doesn’t Have Time to Eat Lunch

Donald Trump could probably spare himself from an ulcer or two and reduce his risk of a stroke or heart attack if he didn’t read the New York Time. Unfortunately, for him the Times prints all the news that’s fit to print, including the myriad mistakes and missteps of the utterly corrupt and inept Trump administration.

Recently the newspaper of record printed a story that detailed Trump’s daily routine during the coronavirus pandemic – including the fact that he “arrives in the Oval Office these days as late as noon when he is usually in a sour mood after his morning marathon of television.”

Trump immediately responded on his medium of choice, Twitter:

“I work from early in the morning until late at night, haven’t left the White House in many months (except to launch Hospital Ship Comfort) in order to take care of Trade Deals, Military Rebuilding etc., and then I read a phony story in the failing @nytimes about my work …”

True to form Trump’s sycophants in the White House immediately lied to cover up the fact that their boss is a lazy liar. These “yes men” spoke to the other major New York newspaper, The New York Post, that has only a fraction of the credibility of the New York Times. Here’s what these stooges told the Post:

New chief of staff Mark Meadows maintains that his biggest concern in his new job is making sure Trump gets some time to get a quick bite to eat. An unnamed source said that “there are times when lunch isn’t even a thought. A lot of time there’s either no time for lunch or there is 10 minutes for lunch.”

The stable genius spends his morning hours indulging in his favorite executive pastime of watching the morning cable news shows and snacking on junk food. By the time he walks into the Oval Office he is full of piss and vinegar from enduring the objective reporting on CNN and MSNBC that accurately depicts him as a corrupt and feckless buffoon.

The reporting of the New York Times is spot on, all you have to do is take one look at the grotesquely obese Trump to discern that the lazy POS spends all his time watching TV, and that he never misses any breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Joe Biden’s Tweet ‘I Can’t Believe I Have to Say This, But Please Don’t Drink Bleach’ Most Liked Tweet of the Year

“I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach,”

Joe Biden Tweet

Biden posted this “No Shit” tweet one day after the very stable genius suggested scientists investigate whether they could inject coronavirus patients with disinfectants as a treatment.

Scientists, physicians, pundits and politicians have uttered the phrase “I can’t believe I have to say this”, more than once after a Trump statement about the coronavirus pandemic.

At the beginning of the pandemic how many times did we hear authority figures exclaim “I can’t believe I have to say this”, when Trump said that there were only 15 cases of COVID-19 and it would soon be zero. Or when the president exclaimed, “One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

Unfortunately, we must continue to preface our responses to Trump’s idiotic comments by saying, “I can’t believe I have to say this” because his followers are so gullible and just plain moronic.

Trump’s white evangelical base believes in miracles and the religious fanatics really believe their false messiah when he proclaims that one day the coronavirus pandemic will disappear, like a miracle.

It’s very dangerous when someone who isn’t a physician plays one on TV, especially when he’s an utter buffoon who happens to be the president of the United States.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but don’t drink bleach. Stick with your Kool-Aid you freaking idiot Trump supporters.

Trump Cultists, Go Ahead and Put Down the Kool-Aid and Swallow the Lysol

By virtue of the fact that Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Leader of the Free World, we can’t dismiss out-of-hand every toxic tweet, incoherent statement and rambling speech.

But by the same token we’d be foolish to accept his every utterance as the Gospel truth worthy of serious consideration.

Old age, mental illness and just plain ugliness have taken a toll on the mind of the stable genius and he would be well-advised to carefully weigh his words and whenever possible stick to a prepared statement. Needless to say, a statement prepared by an aide who still has control of his mental faculties.

We all know how Trump rolls: he speaks without a filter and utters whatever vile, racist or idiotic thought has been germinating in his addled mind.

So, when Trump suggested to the scientists and physicians on his coronavirus response team that they should look into the possibility that injecting a person with disinfectant might kill the coronavirus, I just said to myself: There goes the fucking moron speaking out of his ass again.

Trying to make sense out of Trump’s vain babblings makes as much sense as trying to capture his farts in a bottle so they can be used as the main ingredient in perfume.

Unfortunately, Trump’s white evangelical base treats his every speech as the Sermon on the Mount, and his cultists are doubtless putting down their cups of Kool-Aid and looking under their kitchen sinks for disinfectant to inject or swallow. The world will end for these religious fanatics not with a bang or a whimper, but a gasp.

Is Kim Jong-un a Vegetable? Let’s Hope So!

Kim Jong Un’s health appears could be more serious than initially believed, according to reports.

Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai reported that Kim collapsed during a visit to a rural area in April. Kim reportedly required a stent procedure following the incident.

Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a ‘vegetative state.’

Fox News

North Korea is called the “Hermit Kingdom” for good reason, it’s almost impossible for outsiders to know what’s going on in the secretive country.

At first reports indicated that the Dear Leader was gravely ill following heart surgery, and now according to this Fox News article Kim is in a vegetative state after he collapsed during a visit to a rural area which required a stent procedure. You might as well read a pig’s entrails to try to discern the medical condition of the bloated dictator.

Reports indicated the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with grotesquely obese patients and was too nervous during the operation which may have led to the dictator being rendered in a vegetative state. True the doctor may have been nervous because he didn’t have any experience operating on a whale, but I reckon the real reason he was so nervous is that he knew he would likely be killed if he botched the procedure.

Our world has been turned upside down because of the coronavirus pandemic and well can all use some good news. Kim has ordered hundred of thousands of his fellow countrymen to be killed, tortured and maimed; it would be poetic justice if he’s a vegetable.

Little Kim is a giant pile of steaming hot shit, and the doctors shouldn’t wait until he’s pronounced dead; he should be put through a meat grinder and his remains used as fertilizer.

Rosie O’Donnell Believes Trump Will Lose in a Landslide, She’s Wrong! Dead Wrong!

“I think November we’re going to be a landslide and take Donald Trump out, that’s what I have to believe. I firmly believe that the heart of the nation is bigger than his mental illness and people will rise to the occasion and vote him out.”

Rosie O’Donnell

O’Donnell and Trump have engaged in a decade-long feud, which precedes Trump’s career in politics. This long-simmering feud will occasionally boil over on Twitter to the entertainment of us all.

When the former talk show host and comedian says that she believes Trump will lose in a landslide it’s a product of wishful thinking more than anything else.

The fact is that landslide presidential victories are a thing of the past, our nation is bitterly divided on ideological grounds and a few thousand votes in a few counties in battleground states will decides who wins.

Trump is the worst president in history and in a normal world he would lose in a landslide, but we aren’t living in a sane world. There’s a better chance than not that the buffoonish and racist septuagenarian will defeat the kindhearted but Alzheimer’s impaired challenger.

The fact is that the heart of the nation isn’t bigger than Trump’s mental illness, there are too many white evangelicals who are as spiritually and mentally as their false messiah.

Trump will only lose if every Democrat votes and encourages their friends and family members to vote as well.

Michelle Obama Would be the Perfect Running Mate for Joe Biden

Joe Biden says he would take Michelle Obama to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election.

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told KDKA’s Jon Delano that the former first lady would be a strong addition as VP if he thought she would accept the nomination.

‘I’d take her in a heartbeat,’ Biden said on Monday. ‘She’s brilliant. She knows the way around. She is a really fine woman. The Obamas are great friends.’

KDKA CBS News

Vice presidents have so little to do and so little influence on the president’s policies, that Franklin D. Roosevelt’s vice president, John Nance Garner, famously described the vice presidency as being “not worth a bucket of warm piss.”

But in this election cycle with an incumbent septuagenarian and a septuagenarian challenger it’s vitally important whom Joe Biden selects as his running mate.

Biden, 77, Is in obvious physical and mental decline and he’s fortunate that because of the coronavirus pandemic he doesn’t have to undergo the rigors of a traditional general election campaign. I don’t think he could survive a general election campaign, let alone a four-year term.

Biden has already committed to choosing a woman as his running mate and many eminently qualified females are in the mix: Sen. Kamala Harris, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Sen. Elizabeth Harris …

But choosing Michelle Obama would guarantee Biden victory; she’s relatively young, universally admired, blessed with unmatched name recognition and definitely qualified.

The only problem is that Obama has shown no interest in being Biden’s running mate. In fact, in her bestselling memoir, Becoming, released in 2018 she wrote:

“I’ll say it here directly: I have no intention of running for office, ever.”

Let’s pray that she will change her mind for the good of the country. The racist Trump has done everything possible to reverse and undo Barack Obama’s accomplishments and it would be poetic justice if he lost to a Biden/Obama ticket.

Trump Tweets Congratulations to Residents of The Villages! For What?

The Villages in Sumter County, Florida is the largest retirement community in the world. At least one person in a household living in The Villages must be 55 or older, and no on under the age of 19 may permanently reside in The Villages.

The Villages is the spiritual and political Mecca for retired Republicans. According to Wikipedia, the racial makeup of The Villages is 98.3% White, 0.3% African American, 0.1% Native American and %1.8Hispanic.

Needless to say, residents of The Villages voted overwhelmingly for Trump. The Villages is a paradise for Republicans and they probably wish they could live forever because the diversity of heaven will be a huge letdown. Not that I’m expecting too many of these racists to be admitted through the pearly gates.

The Villages is the home of the largest veteran population anywhere in the United States that doesn’t have a military base. Nobody should be surprised that The Villages is a MAGA stronghold, and Trump has visited the retirement community numerous times.

Trump praised The Villages on Twitter today:

Congratulations to all of my many friends at The Villages in Florida on having done so well, and with such great spirit, during these rather unusual times. So proud of everyone! Mark Morse & Gary Lester have really stepped up to the plate. Hope to see everyone soon.

The residents of The Villages have not done well in reference to their response to the coronavirus pandemic. One hundred residents have tested positive for the virus after the community refused to cancel a number of events where hundreds gathered.

I have very little in common with a community of elderly white Republicans who worship the orange false Messiah, but I don’t wish them ill and I hope they will deserve to be congratulated by taking the coronavirus seriously.

During the Coronavirus Pandemic We Don’t Need a President Who Never Takes Responsibility for His Mistakes

President Harry S. Truman famously kept a sign on his desk in the Oval Office that read, “The buck stops here.” The sign embodies the principle that the President is the ultimate authority and must accept responsibility for all the decision made by him and members of his administration.

A president can’t and shouldn’t be expected to run the executive branch by himself; he delegates tasks and responsibilities to Cabinet members and trusted aides best suited to tackle projects.  

A wise president will accept responsibly for all the triumphs and failures of his administration; the electorate doesn’t expect perfection from their commander-in-chief, but they do expect a modicum of humility and honesty.

Which brings us to Donald Trump, a narcissist who never accepted any blame for his failures and bankruptcies when he was a real estate developer, and has never accepted any blame for the myriad failures of his administration.

In three tumultuous years in office Trump has survived impeachment, numerous scandals by Cabinet members and general incompetence, without acknowledging any mistakes or failures.

Now the Trump administration, and indeed the entire world, is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, and the stable genius has utterly failed in handling the crisis, but true to form he praises himself for his excellent management.

In the daily coronavirus task force press briefing Trump passes the buck, he spends almost all of his time trying to burnish his image and lying about his belated and faulty response to the emergency. He’s blamed the media, Democrats, China and the WHO for failing to contain the pandemic, everyone but himself.

A president who is so weak and insecure that he never takes responsibility for his failures is unfortunate in a time of peace and prosperity, but it’s a disaster during an existential crisis.

Democrats Shouldn’t Hesitate to Call Donald Trump Insane

“It becomes increasingly evident, with Trump’s every social media post, public utterance and policy directive, that our president suffers from a severe form of mental illness. His insanity threatens millions of lives, and has become particularly dangerous during the most devastating public health crisis in the last 100 years.

For all the criticism that Democrats and pundits advance against Trump, their refusal to state the obvious forces the American public to feel as if we are the ones confined to a mental institution. It also emboldens Trump, even as he prioritizes his fragile ego, his compulsion to appear infallible and political expediency above the lives of countless human beings.”

Salon

Donald Trump is mentally ill. Most Americans would readily agree that the man is off his rocker and needs to be committed.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a shrink to discern that Trump is bat shit crazy. Trump exposes his insanity with every toxic tweet, incoherent coronavirus press briefing and rambling statement.

Only white evangelicals who have an unstable relationship with reality themselves, believe that the stable genius is not only sane but anointed by God to make America Great Again.

When an evangelical living in a trailer park believes that if he uses his only credit card that’s not been maxed out to send a donation to his favorite televangelist so that God will lift him out of poverty, you can understand why these fundamentalists believe Trump when he makes the crazy promise to build a wall from sea to sea on our southern border and that Mexico will pay for it.

Democratic leaders don’t demur to call Trump a liar or even a fascist but they are reluctant to state the obvious, that he’s mentally unfit. Dems are stung by their failure to impeach and remove Trump from office; therefore, they balk at saying that he should be removed from office via the 25th Amendment. I’m still waiting for a Chuck Schumer or a Joe Biden to declare that the stable genius should be immediately removed via the 25th Amendment and committed to an insane asylum or thrown in a military prison.

The truth is that Democrats aren’t going to say that Trump is freaking nuts and needs to be removed from office via the 25th Amendment. I only hope and pray that America will survive the coronavirus pandemic with a madman at the helm until Biden win the election and assumes office.

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Biden Doesn’t Need to Reach Out to Trump’s Base to Win Election

“Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that he likely will not be able to reach President Trump’s base, saying that some of the most committed of his supporters ‘support the notion’ of creating division.

The New York Post

Most of Trump’s supporters are evangelical Christians who have been programed to accept the ravings of televangelists like Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson and Franklin Graham as the Word of God and they have no problem accepting their false messiah’s mad utterances as Gospel.

Republicans supported Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush and George W Bush because they believed in their conservative ideology, but Trump’s devotees stand behind their man because they are transfixed by his bigger than life persona. His followers are more impressed by the Trump brand than they are by Republican orthodoxy.

It is next to impossible to persuade an evangelical to switch his allegiance to a mainline protestant church or to Catholicism and it’s next to impossible trying to convince a Trump cultist to vote for Joe Biden.

The only way Joe Biden will be able to read Donald Trump’s base is by denying his democratic ideals and tolerating the politics of division, racism misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia.

Biden shouldn’t make an effort to reach Trump’s base, instead he should denounce their bigotry and intolerance. Biden is wise enough not to sell his soul by making an outreach to Trump cultists who are anathema to everything the Democrat Party stands for.

As long as Biden remains true to the values of the Democrat Party, he doesn’t need the support of any MAGA morons to win the election.

Outrage: Trump’s Name to be Printed on Stimulus Checks

The Treasury Department has ordered President Donald Trump’s name be printed on stimulus checks the Internal Revenue Service is rushing to send to tens of millions of Americans, a process that could slow their delivery by a few days, senior IRS officials said.

It will be the first time a president’s name appears on an IRS disbursement, whether a routine refund or one of the handful of checks the government has issued to taxpayers in recent decades either to stimulate a down economy or share the dividends of a strong one.

The Hour

Actually, the stable genius wanted his huge John Hancock to appear on every stimulus check, and he ordered the Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, who oversees the IRS, to allow him to formally sign the checks. But the president’s signature is not allowed on any check issued by the U.S. Treasury, so Mnuchin appeased his boss by printing his name on the checks instead.

Never mind that by having his signature printed on the stimulus checks he is injecting partisan politics into a bipartisan law that’s intended to help Americans of all political persuasions during the coronavirus pandemic.

And never mind that having the egomaniac’s name printed on the checks, at the last moment, will lead to a delay in issuing the first batch of checks.

Trump could care less that he is delaying issuing of checks to poor souls who desperately need the money to buy food and pay their rent. Keep in mind that most Americans have already had the stimulus payment deposited to their checking or savings accounts; it’s generally poor people who don’t have bank accounts who have to wait longer for their stimulus checks to be mailed to them.

This stimulus checks with Trump’s name fiasco illustrates how the commander-in-chief has handled the coronavirus pandemic crisis. Instead of putting the needs of Americans first, he cares only about how to exploit the crisis to burnish his brand and improve his ratings.

On November when you see Trump’s name on the ballot, I hope you will remember how he cared more about his image than he cared about voters health and welfare at the height of the coronavirus pandemic.

Evangelical Ignorance Isn’t Greater Than the Coronavirus

“An evangelical pastor died of COVID-19 just weeks after proudly showing off how packed his Virginia church was — and vowing to keep preaching unless I’m in jail or the hospital.”

The New York Post

Evangelicals are the scofflaws of religion, they often flout the law and science to not only their own detriment, but also society at large.

Bishop Gerald Glenn made a Hollywood production out of flouting the social distancing guidelines by commanding his flock to stand to prove how many were at his church service despite warnings against gatherings of more than ten people.

He vowed to keep preaching unless “I’m in jail or the hospital”, he failed to mention or the morgue. An evangelical isn’t immune to the coronavirus because he’s full of the Holy Ghost or himself, and Glenn has succumbed to the deadly virus.

The minister’s spouse has tested positive for the virus, and God only knows how many members of his congregation will fall victim as well. Unfortunately, these religious fanatics have placed their entire community at risk.

Glenn proudly boasted: I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus. You can quote me on that.

It’s interesting how evangelicals believe in an invisible deity who acts in mysterious ways, by their own admission, but fail to take seriously an invisible virus that acts in very predictable ways.

It’s no mystery how the virus spreads, and the only way to mitigate the death toll is by religiously washing your hands and practicing social distancing.

An irrational religion isn’t greater than the coronavirus, and you can quote me on that.

When the Coronavirus Pandemic Ends There Will be Less Tolerance for Evangelicals Who Endanger Public Health and Democracy

The coronavirus pandemic is a major test for the nations and religions of the world. This virulent disease tests the legitimacy of our faith: whether we act rationality in accordance with common sense and the advice of physicians, scientists and lawmakers and practice social distancing or we endanger the lives of our neighbors by congregating in our places of worship.

Most places of worship have abided by the laws instituted by governors and the advice of physicians not to congregate in crowds larger than ten people. However, there have been scofflaws, notably fundamentalist religious organizations, whether they be evangelical Christians, Orthodox Jews or conservative Muslims.

These selfish religious fanatics believe that their parochial beliefs supersede the laws of man, even those put in place to protect society in a pandemic. Proving once again that religion is the greatest threat to democracy, science and the rule of law.

Most churches, synagogues and mosques have opted to put the health and wellbeing of their communities over their desire to worship God together by streamlining their worship services without the congregation in attendance. I’m not especially religious, but I say “Amen!”,

Other churches hold drive-in services, which do not violate social distancing rules. Typically, the church has a raised platform for speakers, with attendees remaining in their parked cars to listen to the music and preaching through an FM transmitter.

It seems like a perfect compromise for conducting a religious service in the time of a pandemic, but in most of these drive-in services the attendees honk their cars in lieu of shouting “Amen” and thereby disturbing the peace of nearby residents. Proving once again that many people of faith have little respect or consideration for people who don’t share their beliefs.

The coronavirus pandemic has exposed the conflict between the rational requirements of health and science and the oftentimes irrational requirements of religion. When this pandemic ends there will be a realignment of social customs (no more handshakes?) and a reassessment of the role religion plays in society. There will be less tolerance for evangelicals who are an existential threat to democracy and public health. And to that I say: Amen!

Trump’s Daily Coronavirus Briefings Serve Only to Heighten Our Despair and Anxiety

In his daily coronavirus briefings, Donald Trump lumbers to the podium like a whale beaching itself. A dying whale’s stench may permeate a couple of miles, but Trump’s odorous rhetoric repels a nation hungry for a few words of concern, compassion and care from their commander-in-chief.

Even Trump’s critics tune into his daily briefings in hopes of learning how they can cope with the pandemic that has turned their lives upside down, but his briefings quickly degenerate into the ranting and ravings of a sick man who has a virus more virulent than COVID-19.

Trump’s sickness has shriveled his heart and withered his soul and he is incapable of offering words of healing and hope to a devastated nation. Instead of seeing a country of 330 million souls living in fear of the deadly virus, he sees only himself and he drones on and on how the press fails to praise him for his excellent job handling the crisis.

Trump’s paranoia, spiritual poverty, vanity and narcissism serves only to heighten our anxiety. Trump would be well-advised to let Mike Pence and the team of physicians and scientists take control of the daily briefings, but he is too self-centered and arrogant to yield his daily moment in the spotlight. So, on top of the affliction the virus has wreaked on our nation, we must endure Trump’s daily shit show.

God have mercy on our nation.

Donald Trump the Sociopath and His White Evangelical Cultists are Destroying America

Donald Trump is a cesspool of corruption and cruelty, and how low can he go can never be answered. Might as well try to calculate how low a steaming pile of dung will fall when it’s flushed down a black hole.

What explains the inhumanity and depravity of Trump? Simple. He’s a sociopath. Period. End of Story.

Sociopaths lack human empathy and a capacity or desire for the norms of healthy human social relationships. Social niceties and laws are for suckers and a sociopath doesn’t blink at breaking any laws to achieve his personal goals.

Sociopaths are reprehensible monsters but they are able to blend in our social circles without being recognized. They blend in by mimicking human behavior, for example it’s impossible for them to empathize with a coworker, friend of even a family member who suffers a great tragedy, but they fake concern by visiting a friend at the hospital or hugging a coworker who’s just been fired.

Trump doesn’t mimic normal human behavior; he mimics the abnormal behavior of sexual deviants and heartless dictators. That’s why the majority of Americans instinctively and immediately recognize him as depraved megalomaniac.

It’s only white evangelicals who think Trump has been anointed by God to Make America Great Again. They treat him as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, and they look askance at anyone who doesn’t praise their false Messiah.

The embrace of the amoral buffoon by evangelicals speaks volumes of how far they have strayed from the teachings of Jesus Christ. Trump and his evangelical followers are an existential threat to our democracy and we must rid our nation of Trump and evangelical Trumpism.

Trump Cultists Willing to Sacrifice the Elderly and Open the Economy in the Middle of Coronavirus Pandemic to Help Him Win Reelection

Cult leaders are usually young, virile, eloquent and handsome men who project power and authority and every smooth word they utter is accepted as Gospel by their followers.

Donald Trump is neither young nor virile and his face with a bulbous nose, sphincter-shaped mouth and orange complexion is repulsive and frightening but every incoherent and nonsensical statement that he utters is accepted as Gospel by his white evangelical sycophants.

Having a cult leader as commander-in-chief during a time of peace and prosperity was unnerving and unsettling, but having Trump in charge during a pandemic is absolutely horrifying.

Trump followers are effectively cult members and they won’t be swayed from supporting their Dear Leader for any reason. Before they became MAGA nutjobs white evangelicals were already conditioned to accept the ranting and ravings of televangelists as the Gospel, therefore it’s not surprising that they accept everything their false Messiah says as Gospel regardless how fantastical and incoherent his comments may appear to a normal person.

During a crisis cult members depend upon and trust their cult leader more than ever, and they are willing to open the economy at the urging of their leader in the middle of a pandemic. They are more than willing to sacrifice the elderly and other vulnerable citizens in order to save the economy and help the reelection prospects of their Messiah.

For Trump cultists what’s good for Trump is good for the country and if you challenge his medically unsound policies you are fighting against God.

It’s clear that we are fighting the coronavirus as well as the more insidious infection of Trumpism. Things will not return to any semblance of normalcy until with defeat Trumpism and COVID-19

Irish Priest Who Made Headlines by Saying There’s a Place in Heaven Reserved for Donald Trump Dies and Probably is in Hell

“A POPULAR Co Clare priest, who made headlines after saying there a place reserved in heaven for Donald Trump, has sadly passed away.

Father Joe Haugh served as a priest in the Diocese of Killaloe for 63 happy years.”

Irish Post

White American evangelicals aren’t the only religious screwballs who think Donald Trump is a messiah anointed by the Almighty to make America great.

Irish Father Joe Haugh proclaimed that there was a place reserved in heaven for Trump when he met him at his Doonbeg hotel and golf resort. Methinks the priest was speaking more as a politician than a theologian seeing as how the resort provided much-needed jobs as well as a significant boost to tourism.

The fact that Haugh’s conviction that Trump was going to heaven made headlines is a testament to the fact that there’s a lot less religious nutjobs in Ireland than there are in the United States.

Haugh, 87, was most likely suffering from dementia or drunk when he spoke his ill-fated words, what excuse do American evangelicals have?

I’m not a theologian or a politician, but I’m quite sure there’s a special place reserved in hell for Father Haugh and Donald Trump.

Stubborn Socialist Bernie Sanders Needs to Accept Reality and Quit Now!

In the cable news networks there’s saturation coverage of the coronavirus pandemic, and even some of the commercials are corona-themed.

It’s easy to forget that the Democratic primaries still haven’t concluded, although Joe Biden has an insurmountable delegate lead.

It’s even easier to forget that the stubborn socialist Bernie Sanders still hasn’t conceded and many Democrats fear that there will be a replay of the 2016 election when Sanders cost Hillary Clinton the election by his late exit and late endorsement.

Sanders insists that he has a narrow path to the nomination, but he refuses to say what it is. Let’s be clear, Sanders has a snowball’s chance in hell of securing the nomination, his narrow path is Biden dying before the general election.

Whoopi Goldberg, God bless her soul, grilled the stubborn SOB on “The View,” pressing him to explain how he could still capture the nomination. He avoided giving her an answer, instead weakly arguing that “people in a democracy have a right to vote and have a right to vote for the agenda that they think can work for America.

Earth to Bernie: The people have already voted. The electorate has already spoken. Biden has trounced Sanders in almost every primary since the South Carolina contest and Sanders trails Biden in every single national poll.

Give it up you stubborn socialist scum! In this corona pandemic crisis, you are needed in the Senate and not wasting your time on the campaign trail.

Trump’s Tasteless ‘Models’ Joke at Coronavirus Briefing

Donald Trump’s daily coronavirus briefings are so chock full of self-aggrandizement, faux-science, berating of reporters and condemnation of politicians who don’t praise him sufficiently, that it’s easy to miss some of his outrageous comments.

For example, the stable genius joked about being “involved in” models during a coronavirus briefing. Trump’s inappropriate quip came while he was commenting on the number of people who would die from COVID-19:

“The models show hundreds of thousands of people are going to die and you know hat I want to do? I want to come way under the model. The professionals did the models and I was never involved in a model. At least this kind of a model.”

Only a commander-in-chief who is totally clueless about the gravity of the pandemic that has the possibility of killing hundred of thousands of Americans would make such a tasteless joke.

Trump has been involved with plenty of models, porn stars and Playboy bunnies, in fact his wife is a former model, but now isn’t the time to remind a worried public about his shallowness.

Even Mike Pence, who is an evangelical Christian, and who usually treats every bit of nonsense that emanates from Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel failed to smile or nod in agreement at his vile joke.

This tasteless joke highlights the fact that it’s time for CNN and MSNBC stop airing Trump’s daily coronavirus briefings in their entirety, they should only air the highlights, namely the comments by Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Trump’s Daily Coronavirus Press Briefing is a Sick Joke Compared to Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Excellent Daily Briefing

President Donald Trump uses his daily coronavirus press briefing to berate reporters, praise his response to the pandemic, utter sheer nonsense and do what he excels at, lying. His press conferences are looking more and more like a MAGA rally.

In a crisis the nation needs a comforter-in-chief who speaks the truth with authority and defers to the medical experts, not a buffoon who contradicts the medical experts and peddles snake oil cures.

It’s not surprising that CNN, MSNBC and even Fox News have started to pull the plug on the press conferences before they mercifully come to an end.

Contrast Trump’s daily shit show with New York’s Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s daily coronavirus update. Cuomo is realistic and reassuring without being wildly optimistic, he comes across like a wise statesman concerned about the health of his constituents and not a crass politician obsessed with his poll ratings.

It’s not surprising that C-SPAN, CNN, MSNBC and even Fox News are airing Cuomo’s briefings in totality.

A lot less of Trump and a lot more of Cuomo is what America needs at this critical juncture in our history

Trump’s Silver Hair Shocks the World

You don’t have to be a professional caricature artist to draw a recognizable picture of Donald Trump. Even a child can color his face pumpkin-orange, paint his hair urine-yellow and make his mouth look like an arsehole. The only problem may be to find a page big enough to draw the morbidly obese buffoon.

The other day I tuned into Trump’s daily press briefing and I got he sense that there was something different about him. His complexion was still a ridiculous shade of orange and his mouth still looked like a sphincter, but his hair didn’t look like he had just undergone a golden showers orgy with Russian hookers.

Trump’s signature urine-colored wispy hair was now a subdued silver shade. His new hair color matches his somber tone; the stable genius finally realizes that the coronavirus is an existential threat.

But don’t get used to it, the histrionics will return and so will his urine-colored hair. His base loves him just the way he is: a clown who looks and acts the part.