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Santa Claus is as American as apple pie, baseball, cheating on your taxes and fast food, for St. Nick to be banned from a school district is a sign of the decline of Western Civilization.

Santa is a secular not a religious symbol, in fact the greed that he represents unites Americans of every religious background. Santa represents the mindless consumerism that’s made America the greatest nation on Earth.

An attack on Santa is an attack on the Constitution, the flag and the American way of life, and it’s incumbent upon every red-blooded American to fight against these commies who are trying to ban Santa from our public schools.

If I had children enrolled in this Oregon school district I would protest by dressing them as Santa every day until the un-American ban is repealed.

This time the politically-correct idiots have gone too far, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the school officials are tarred, feathered, and beaten to a pulp by righteous patriots.