“The weave” is a term Donald Trump uses to describe his stream-of-consciousness speaking style, characterized by frequently deviating from a central topic to share seemingly unrelated anecdotes before eventually circling back to the original point.

The master weaver’s topic may be immigration, and he’ll give his MAGA cultists plenty of red meat to chew on, demonizing brown and black undocumented persons as rapists, terrorists, and human traffickers. But he will go off on tangents and rhapsodize about the length and girth of Arnold Palmer’s penis, pontificate on windmills causing cancer or ridicule liberal celebrities.

You never know what idiocy, vulgarity or lie will emanate from Trump’s diseased and demented mind.

Trump went on a lengthy tangent about wife Melania Trump’s underwear during his latest rally. While giving a campaign speech in Rocky Mount, N.C., aimed at reassuring his supporters of the strong economy, he addressed inflation and his initiatives to reduce drug prices. He also referenced Melania’s underwear when criticizing the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago in 2022.

“They went into my wife’s closet… they looked at her drawers. Her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties, are folded perfectly, wrapped. They’re like, so perfect. I think she steams them.”

WTF! TMI! KMN!

Trump would be well-advised not to speak about his wife’s panties, when there’s documentation that he’s sexually abused women, and rumors that he’s a pedophile. I’m grateful that the FBI didn’t look at Trump’s drawers, I don’t want to read a description of his urine soaked, feces encrusted diapers.