When Donald Trump was a real estate magnate, he named hotels, casinos, condominiums, and golf resorts after himself as a branding strategy. He believed that consumers would patronize his businesses in the hopes that his success and luxury would rub off on them.

President Trump is attaching his name to buildings and programs to mark his territory, reminiscent of the way a dog pees on his front yard to warn others to stay away. He considers himself dominant, having launched projects like the Trump Kennedy Center, Trump newborn accounts, Trump Gold Cards for affluent residency applicants, and even a Trump battleship class.  

Trump is acting like a dictator or king, and his penchant for naming everything after himself is really pissing people off.  His critics propose naming either the decommissioned Three Mile Island nuclear plant or an outhouse after him.

Trump is a steaming pile of human feces, with a mouth that looks like a cancerous sphincter and a neck that looks like a diseased vagina. He should be named after the biggest fatberg in D.C.

A fatberg is a massive, solid blockage in a sewer system, formed from congealed fats, oils, and grease that solidify and trap non-biodegradable items like wet wipes, bloody tampons, cum-filled condoms, soiled diapers, and other flushed debris, creating concrete-like masses that can grow to enormous sizes, causing major clogs and overflows.

Removing a fatberg demands significant manual labor and specialized equipment. Removing Trump demands significant effort, such as impeachment or invoking the 25th Amendment.