Mayor Pete’s Presidential Campaign Derailed by Pic of Him Eating a Cinnamon Roll Like a Chicken Wing

Pete Buttigieg has a splendid resume: he graduated magna cum laude from Harvard, served as an intelligence officer in Afghanistan, married family man, current mayor of South Bend, Indiana, a devout Christian, and a presidential candidate who’s made his faith an integral part of his campaign.

By the way he’s also a gay man who married the love of his life, Chasten Glezman. Mayor Pete has shattered the negative stereotypes and tropes of gay men being effeminate, godless, and hedonistic.

You never hear any credible political opponent assert that Buttigieg is unqualified to be president because of his sexual orientation. The first openly gay presidential candidate of a major party has a legitimate chance of winning the Democratic nomination.

At least he did until a photograph of Mayor Pete Buttigieg eating a cinnamon roll went viral on Twitter. The deeply disturbing images depicts him daintily cutting a cinnamon roll into pieces with a knife and then eating it like a chicken wing. Forgive my politically-incorrect expression, but that shit is so gay.

Real men, and the realness of a man has nothing to do with his sexuality, don’t eat quiche and they don’t eat a damn cinnamon roll like a chicken wing. If a man doesn’t know the proper etiquette for eating a cinnamon roll, how the hell can he be expected to run a country?

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