Dave Chappelle Attacked Onstage While Performing During ‘Netflix is a Joke’ Festival at the Hollywood Bowl

Stand-up comedy is a macho game, the comic prowls the stage like a lion stalking his territory. He glares at the audience, seeking to win them over with his verbal and mental artistry.

Political-correctness should be as foreign in a comedy club as chaste behavior is in a brothel. No word should be banned from a comedian’s lexicon, not even racial slurs. In fact, the only word that should be banned in a comedy club is the “N-Word”. Let me make it crystal clear that I don’t mean the word *igger but the artistically offensive “N-Word” substitution.  

A boxer wouldn’t tolerate a member of the audience jumping into the boxing ring during a match, and no stand-up comic worth his salt would tolerate a critic or heckler jumping up on the stage and attacking him. Both the boxer and the comic should beat the living daylights out of any interloper.

An idiot armed with a replica gun and a knife attempted to tackle comedian Dave Chappelle on stage during a performance for the Netflix Is a Joke Festival at the Hollywood Bowl. Chappelle is no Chris Rock, he and his security team and his celebrity friends, including Jamie Foxx and Busta Rhymes, proceeded to beat the hell out of the fool.

Chappelle is a man’s man, and a comic’s comic, and nobody will succeed in cancelling him, not Hollywood, and certainly not a moron who rushes the stage.

White Evangelicals Replaced Gospel of Christ with Gospel of Trump

White evangelicals have replaced the Gospel that Jesus Christ saves souls of every race, color and creed with their Gospel that Donald Trump saves Christian White America’s culture.

Evangelicals are the backbone of Trump’s Big Lie, they are counting on him to hold back the tides of demographics, science and liberty and to keep America white and Christian. In white evangelical churches Trump’s message of intolerance and white privilege is on the ascendency and Jesus Christ’s message of universal love and the brotherhood of man is on the decline.

In the year and a half since Joe Biden’s popular vote and electoral college landslide, evangelical pastors and televangelists have trumpeted the Big Lie and pastors have opened their church doors to conspiracy theorists and conservative activists who wouldn’t recognize Jesus if he moved in next door to them.

White evangelical theology and White Nationalism ideology have become indistinguishable from each other. You will find just as many racists at an evangelical meeting than you will at a Nazi rally.

The serial philanderer, pathological liar, and soulless sociopath who is more likely to be screwing strippers on a Saturday night than shaking hands with a preacher on a Sunday morning is the messiah of white evangelicals.

Americans who cherish liberty, democracy, and racial and social justice must fight white evangelicals with the same fervor that they fight Nazis.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Satan and Abortion

“Abortion is a lie that Satan sells to women. He sells it to ’em. When Satan sells a sin, it’s not loud. It’s whispered, softly and gently into your ears and into your soul.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene

“Satan” trended on Twitter over the weekend, thanks to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s absurd statement. I’m not surprised that such a manifestly evil person has inspired the world to talk about Satan.

Like most evangelicals Marjorie Taylor Greene has a persecution complex, she’s always complaining how much she’s persecuted for her faith. But she has no qualms about demonizing Catholicism, claiming that the Roman Catholic Church is controlled by Satan.

If Greene spent more time meditating on the love, mercy and forgiveness of Jesus Christ and less time obsessing on Satan, she wouldn’t be such a heartless and judgmental monster.  

Evangelicals believe that life begins at conception and aborted fetuses go straight to heaven. Aborted fetuses bypass the transformation into babies, avoid the pains and travails of going through puberty, escape the angst of middle age, and dodge the humiliations of old age and go straight to paradise. If evangelicals really believed this bullshit, they would be on a mission from God to protect Roe v Wade, and Greene would thank the devil for seducing women to have abortions.

Invoking the name of God and blaming the devil never solves any problems. Let’s address issues like abortion by skipping the God talk and irrational fear of the devil, and instead relying on our common sense, empirical evidence, science and rationality.

Joe Biden’s Declining Mental Acuity Makes It Impossible for Him to Deliver a Gaffe-free Speech

President Joe Biden raised concern among his supporters and derision among his detractors after his latest verbal blunder that saw him repeatedly stumble over the word “kleptocracy” during a speech asking Congress for an additional 33 billion Ukraine aid package.

“We’re going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes, and other ill-begotten gains of Putin’s kleptoc- … yeah … kleptocracy and klep- … the guys who are the kleptocracies,” Biden told reporters with a goofy self-deprecating chuckle.

The word “kleptocracy” was probably an adlib and not included in the official transcript, surely by now Biden’s handlers know that uttering any 4-syllable word is a potential linguistic disaster for the 79-year-old president.

I admire Biden’s triumph over his life-long battle with stuttering, the fact that he manages to deliver speeches in stress-filled situations with only the occasional stutter is a remarkable achievement.

But Biden’s stuttering problem coupled with his declining mental acuity makes it almost impossible for him to speak more than a few minutes without making a spectacle of himself.

So, what’s the answer? Hire a presidential double to deliver all of his speeches? Have White House press secretary Jen Psaki deliver all his remarks? Have all of Biden’s speeches released as press releases?

The only permanent solution is for Congress to pass a law disqualifying any presidential candidate who will be 65 or older on inauguration.

Elon Musk: ‘Trump’s Truth Social is a Terrible Name, should be Called Trumpet Instead’

“Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech. Should be called Trumpet instead!”

Elon Musk

It’s widely assumed that Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, will reinstate Donald Trump’s account. Musk considers himself a champion of free speech, and he would consider it a feather in his cap if he persuaded the inciter-in-chief to return to the Twitterverse.

In January of last year, Twitter banned Trump for violating Twitter rules by inciting the insurrection. Musk thinks Trump’s banishment from Twitter is the only reason Truth Social exists, and that he will be able to persuade the blowhard to leave his floundering social media platform and return to Twitter where he will now be able to tweet without any restrictions.

Musk has solid marketing instincts and he’s correct that “Truth Social” is a terrible name. It’s difficult to take Truth Social seriously when it was founded by a pathological liar wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his fat ass.

Musk is also spot on that Trump’s social media site should be called Trumpet instead. The twice-impeached former president likes to toot his own horn; he’s an alpha male constantly trumpeting his virtues. Naturally his site should be called “Trumpet” and posts on his site should be called “trumpets.”

But Musk is wrong that Twitter censors free speech, not allowing conspiracy theories, libelous statements, and the Big Lie is not censorship, it’s called due diligence.

I predict that Trump will return to Twitter, but I can’t predict if the world’s favorite microblogging site will survive Musk and Trump.

Now That Elon Musk Has Bought Twitter I Predict Donald Trump Will Start Twitting Again

“Former President Donald Trump told Fox News Monday that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter even though multibillionaire Elon Musk is buying the company for $44 billion.

He plans to stick with his own problem-plagued social media company Truth Social, which he has used once before its launch in February when he messaged: ‘Get ready! Your favorite president will see you soon.’”

Huffington Post

Since Donald Trump was permanently banned from his Twitter, his favorite social media site, he has failed to engage with GETTR, Gab, Parler and other social media platforms that were created as conservative alternatives to the Twitters, Facebooks and YouTubes of the world.

Trump is even ignoring his own social media company Truth Social, evidently, he doesn’t want to be identified with such an unmitigated disaster.

Trump claims that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter if Elon Musk, who styles himself as a free speech champion, allows him to return.

As the new CEO of Twitter Musk will take a laissez-faire approach, and allow false conspiracy theories, the Big Lie and all sorts of right-wing nonsense to fester on his site.

Trump will be unable to resist returning to the new Twitter, I expect to see his nasty tweets before too long.  

White Evangelicals Have Created a God in Their Own Image and He Is a Monster from the Pit of Hell

“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.”

Genesis 1:27

This Bible verse states that God created human beings in his own image. Actually, the opposite is true: Human beings create God in their own image.

The Bible is not a single tome, but a library of 66 books written by dozens of writers over a span of 1,500 years.

The Old Testament depicts a vengeful tribal deity who orders his chosen people, the ancient Israelites, to commit genocide and enslave their enemies.

The New Testament paints a more benign portrait of the Almighty as a deity who became man to save us from our sins. The Jesus of the Gospels preached a message of love and forgiveness, and He ministered to the downtrodden and oppressed.

The King James Authorized Bible has 783,137 words, and a person can cherry pick verses from this plethora of material to create a God after his own heart.

White evangelicals mine the Old Testament for scriptures that demonize gays and lesbians, treat women as second-class citizens and posits a theocracy as the best form of government. Their Supreme Being is an omnipotent jerk and in their version of paradise, St. Peter is the gatekeeper who lets in only white Christian evangelicals.

Evangelicals like Franklin Graham, Pat Robertson and Robert Jeffress have created a God in their own venial image. They and their judgmental, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynist Republican Jesus can fuck off.

Madison Cawthorn Pics Depict Him Wearing Women’s Lingerie in Public Setting

Photographs recently surfaced online of Republican congressman from North Carolina Madison Cawthorn, wearing lingerie at a party.

We’re in the 21st century, and devoid of context I would say there’s nothing wrong with a gentleman kicking up his high heels and donning lingerie.

But keeping things in context, I must point out that Cawthorn isn’t a “live and let live” kind of guy, he’s an ultra conservate evangelical who frequently boasts that he was “raised on Proverbs and pushups.”

Cawthorn frequently rails against sexual perversion, and he recently claimed that some of his colleagues invited him to orgies and used cocaine.

The kinky congressman dismissed the pics as “goofy phots taken during a cruise.” He encouraged Twitter users to post their own embarrassing vacation photos.

I must confess I have goofy vacation pics depicting me wearing colorful Bermuda shorts and silly hats, but I don’t have a single pic showing me wearing a push-up bra.

Cawthorn is just another judgmental and hypocritical evangelical who condemns what he considers “sexual perversions” while getting his freak on in private.

I would tell him to stick his lingerie up his ass, but he would probably enjoy that too much.

Sarah Palin Announces She’s Running for Congress in Alaska on April Fools’ Day

In 2008 John McCain shocked the Republican establishment by selecting Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate. Palin had no national name recognition, foreign policy experience or practical wisdom, but McCain was counting on her youth, beauty and energy to trump her total lack of qualifications.

The McCain/Palin ticket lost to Obama/Biden, but the Palin candidacy laid the foundation for the rise of another totally unqualified candidate for national office, Donald Trump.

Since her baffling resignation as governor in 2009, Palin has served as a Fox News contributor, hosted several outdoor lifestyle shows on the Sportsman Channel, and acted in a plethora of reality shows.

Recognizing a fellow moron, she endorsed Donald Trump’s run for president in 2016 before the first caucus primary votes were even cast.

Palin declared her run for Alaska’s only House seat on April 1 — just weeks after visiting New York City to pursue a defamation suit against the New York Times.

It’s got to be an April Fool’s joke; Alaskans haven’t forgiven her for inexplicably quitting as their governor in 2009. The 58-year-old Palin has lost her beauty, she looks like a third-rate drag queen is impersonating her.

Palin’s husband of 30 years, Todd divorced her in 2020, and Alaskans should follow suit and kick her to the curb, where she belongs.

Groper-in-Chief Trump Endorses Accused Groper Charles Herbster for Nebraska Governor

At least 26 women have accused former president Donald Trump of varying inappropriate behavior, including allegations of sexual assault since the 1970s.

So, it should come as no surprise that the groper-in-chief has endorsed Nebraska Republican candidate Charles Herbster, who has been credibly accused by eight women of groping them.

Herbster will be joining Trump at a MAGA rally in Greenwood on April 29, a Republican rally headlined by two men accused of sexual assault is par for the course in the misogynist GOP.

Trump infamously bragged then when you’re s star, you can get away with anything, including grabbing a woman by the pussy. Naturally, Trump can get away with endorsing a candidate who has been credibly accused of sexual assault.

Trump’s endorsement carries the weight of a fatwah with white evangelicals, and they will feel religiously compelled to vote for the groper.

I’m hoping that the Republican electorate in Nebraska hasn’t been completely corrupted by evangelicals, and that they will reject the groper candidate.

For White Evangelicals the ‘Reinstatement’ of Donald Trump as President is More Important Than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ

Easter Sunday is the most important day in the Christian calendar for evangelicals. The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the belief on which every other Christian belief rests. The Apostle Paul said in I Corinthians I5:13:

“But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen. And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain.”

For an evangelical not to attend church on Easter Sunday is like a football fanatic not watching the Super Bowl when his home town team is playing.

Newsflash: Donald Trump is not a religious person. There was no place for faith in the life of the amoral sociopath who became a billionaire real estate developer by stiffing contractors, avoiding taxes and breaking promises.

Trump became president by pandering to his largest voting bloc, white evangelicals, who treat him like the Second Coming of Christ.

During his tenure as president of the United States Donald Trump felt compelled to attend church on Easter and Christmas. After all, he had to pretend that he really believed in God.

Now that he’s no longer president, Trump spend the Easter weekend indulging in his two favorite passions, and they aren’t attending church and fellowshipping with evangelicals.

He spent the Easter weekend indulging in his favorite activities, playing golf and hobnobbing with the rich and powerful at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

But no matter, he still retains the ironclad support of white evangelicals. His loyal supporters think he can do no wrong, and they believe that their Orange Messiah will be reinstated as president of the United Sates before 2024. The reinstatement of Donald Trump is more important to the them than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Evangelicals Torment Airplane Passengers with On-board Cabin-wide Singing

“A video shows a packed flight with a good handful of passengers singing what appear to be Christian songs to the rest of the cabin … jamming out on a guitar and walking up and down the aisle in high spirits. Some of the passengers, however, are clearly uncomfortable and displeased.

The Raw Story

Imagine, after your patience has been destroyed by waiting in a long line at the airport check-in line, your dignity has been diminished by a TSA gestapo agent administering an overzealous pat-down, and your wallet has been drained at an airport restaurant you finally plop down on your airplane seat and begin to decompress.

When inconsiderate assholes, otherwise known as evangelical Christians, begin to sing praise songs to the rest of the cabin. The video at the bottom of this article clearly shows that some of the passengers were displeased, disheartened and dismayed.

If Christians chartered a flight, they could pray in tongues, roll down the aisles, sing praise songs, and do whatever else they wanted. But this was a public flight, and these evangelicals were out of pocket.

Some theologians opine that elevator music will be blared in hell to add to the torment of burning forever, but I think the devious devil will play praise music.

If I was on a flight and some of the passengers walked up and down the aisle singing praise songs, I hope I would have the patience to endure the torture and file a lawsuit as soon as the plane touched down.

But I’m afraid I would probably try to open the plane’s emergency exit door or choke the nearest singing evangelical.

Now we know what’s worse than snakes on a motherfucking plane!

Quack Dr. Oz Urges Fraud Trump to Lose Weight

“At an event this week, Mr. Trump spoke to an indoor venue and noted that Dr Oz had urged him to lose weight in order to enjoy a healthy lifestyle.

Can you believe I weigh 208?’ Trump said. ‘Now maybe a little more’.

Dr Oz has said you should lose weight. I told him, ‘I don’t have time to lose weight.’’

Independent

Donald Trump spoke about weighty matters to his adoring crowd, posing the question “Can you believe I weigh 208?” It was a rhetorical question because his supporters believe every bit of nonsense that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

In a regular crowd somebody would have yelled out: You crazy fat pig, you must tip the scales at over 300 pounds. If you believe Trump weighs only 208 pounds, I have a Bible that’s blessed by the pope and signed by Jesus Christ to sell you.

Trump claims he doesn’t have time to lose weight. Yeah right, now that he’s been banned from Twitter and is no longer president, he has time to hit the gym and lose some of that blubber.

Dr. Oz is infamous for peddling miracle weight loss products, if Trump takes advice from that quack, he’s going to gain weight.

Insurrectionist Who Stole Liquor and Coat Rack Says He Was ‘Following Presidential Orders’

A Trump supporter who admitted he stormed the Capitol and stole a bottle of liquor and a coat rack on Jan. 6, 2021, testified at his trial Wednesday that he was ‘following presidential orders.’

Dustin Thompson, 38 — a married, college-educated Ohio resident — told jurors he didn’t have any strong male role models in his life and was hoping to gain the ‘respect’ and ‘approval’ of former President Donald Trump when he entered the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riot.”

NBC News

You’d think that a married with children, college-educated man wouldn’t act like a frat boy and storm the Capitol, stealing a bottle of liquor and a coat rack as souvenirs.

And you’d think that after a year he’d have to time to reflect on his impulsive and insurrectionist actions, apologize and throw himself at the mercy of the court.

But Thompson, only the third January 6 defendant to opt for a jury trial, is trying to convince jurors that he was only following presidential orders and that Trump is responsible for the mob that stormed the Capitol.

The I was only “following presidential orders” didn’t work for the Nazis who gassed Jews in extermination camps, and it’s not going to work for the idiots who stormed the Capitol.

Thompson is responsible for his own actions and I hope the jury throws the book at him, and Trump is responsible for inciting the mob of insurrectionists, and I hope he will eventually face a jury.

Bird Poops on Joe Biden! Birdgate? Poopgate?

Joe Biden inherited a plateful of poop from his predecessor (the coronavirus pandemic, the lethargic economy, endless wars), but he is doing a decent job. Wages are up. Unemployment is down. The country is reopening.

Poor Joe can’t catch a break, he’s still dealing with a lot of crap not of his own making. A bird pooped on his suit during a speech he was delivering in a barn in Menlo, Iowa.

Biden’s suit took a direct hit as he was making a speech blaming the astronomical 8.5 annual inflation rate on Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

It’s not just that bird that took exception to Biden’s whopper, most Americans blame his policies, and not Putin for the faltering economy.

Biden was totally oblivious to the direct hit, even though the white splatter landed just above his flag lapel pin. I doubt the septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, commander-in-chief would have noticed if the bird built a nest in what remains of his hair transplant.

The White House was dishing out as much feces as the discriminating bird. White House Communications Director Kate denied that a bird crapped on Biden. She claimed that it was a bit of corn that was flying around in the barn.

Politicians are always dishing out shit, it’s heartwarming to see shit land on them, for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOz5XOqacM4

Trump Endorses Dr. Oz for US Senate in Pennsylvania! A Case of a Fraud Endorsing a Quack!

“I have known Dr. Oz for many years, as have many others, even if only through his very successful television show. He has lived with us through the screen and has always been popular, respected and smart.”

Donald Trump

Birds of a feather flock together, for example you will often see charlatan televangelists vouch for each other. Former reality show host Trump’s endorsement of former TV huckster Dr. Mehmet Oz didn’t raise any eyebrows, he has a history of endorsing celebrities and athletes.

Before Trump became president of the United States, he spent decades hawking fake products: diplomas to his fake university, overpriced apartments in his Trump-branded properties, ghostwritten books, etc.

Mehmet Oz spent years on television making questionable claims while promoting his own brand. Dr. Oz has long pushed faux alternative therapies, detoxes and cleanses and fad diets. He even touted hydroxychloroquine as a cure for COVID-19.

Dr. Oz medical license should be revoked, he’s a quack who doesn’t deserve to be a doctor, a senator for the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, or a dog catcher for that matter.

Notice Trump, in his endorsement, didn’t claim that Dr. Oz was knowledgeable, politically astute or wise, instead he praised his popularity as a TV star.

Trump claimed Oz is popular, respected and smart. Oz has world class name recognition, but he’s neither respected or particularly bright. Oz would be as good as a senator for Pennsylvania as the amoral monster Trump was president of the United States.

Lying Trump Calls Himself ‘the Most Honest Human Being Perhaps That God Ever Created’

“I’ve gotta be the cleanest sheriff. I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.”

Twice-impeached former president Donald Trump, uttered this whopper at Saturday’s MAGA rally in Pennsylvania.

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

Matthew 8:44

Trump’s statement reeks to high heaven of deceit and the arrogance of a scam artist confident that his marks will believe anything he says. Indeed, his followers consider every untruth that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth the Gospel truth.

This is the same master dissembler who has been caught lying about everything under the sun, ranging from the size of his crowd at his 2017 inauguration to the size of his mushroom-shaped pecker to the mother of all lies, that the 2020 presidential election was rigged and stolen.

According to the Washington Post Trump uttered more than 30,000 lies while in office, and since he left office, he has continued to tell lies at a frenetic pace, but fortunately his platform for spreading his deceptions has greatly diminished.

Trump is a sociopath, an amoral monster who has confessed that he doesn’t feel a need to ask the Almighty for forgiveness, probably because is doesn’t believe in God. But that doesn’t stop him from invoking the name of God, he’s acutely aware that sprinkling his speeches with a few mentions of Jesus gives his outrageous fabrications moral authority.

Evangelicals may worship their Orange Messiah as a deity, but in reality, he is more like the devil of the Bible. His followers feed on his lies, and that prompts him to tell even more lies, and when all is said and done, he may take the title, “The father of lies” from Satan.

If Iran Drops a Nuclear Bomb on Israel It Will Mean the End of Israel and Evangelicals

More than three-quarters (77%) of Evangelical Christians believe that if the Iranian regime were able to build a nuclear weapon, its leaders would use it to carry out their repeated threats to ‘wipe Israel off the map’ and ‘bring about a second Holocaust,’ according to a new survey published by the Joshua Fund.”

Jerusalem Post

The State of Israel is central to the faith of evangelicals, they believe Jews are God’s chosen people, and that He will preserve Israel as a Jewish nation until Jesus returns.

Adolph Hitler tried to wipe out Jews from the face of the Earth, killing six million in the Holocaust.

Evangelicals rejoiced on May 14, 1948, when David Ben-Gurion proclaimed the establishment of the State of Israel. President Harry S. Truman recognized the new nation on the same day.

Evangelicals saw the birth of the modern nation of Israel as a fulfillment of Biblical prophecy, and they rejoiced as much as the Israelis.

Evangelicals mention Israel more than they do America in their sermons, editorials and written material.

Most evangelicals believe that if the Islamic Iranian regime acquires nuclear weapons, its leaders would use them to carry out their repeated threats to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth.

I also believe that Iran wouldn’t hesitate to use nuclear weapons to destroy Israel out of unbridled hatred of the Jewish people. They also believe that their End Times prophet, the Mahdi, won’t establish a new Islamic civilization until Israel is destroyed.

If Iran drops a nuclear bomb on Israel, the Holy Land will be a nuclear wasteland for a thousand years. The destruction of Israel would mean that the Bible is not true, because from Genesis to Revelation there are hundreds of promises that God will preserve the nation of Israel.

How would the evangelical cult react to such a tragedy? I predict that untold numbers would commit suicide, multitudes would become nihilists, and others would become lawless, for the only thing that keeps a lot of them in line is fear of hell. If the Bible is not true, then they reason that there is no God, no Satan, and nothing matters.

In Light of the Probability the Supreme Court Will Overturn Roe v Wade We Must Make Abortion Pills Free or Low Cost and Easily Available

During the pandemic the United Kingdom House of Commons voted in favor of an amendment to the Health and Care Bill, to make abortion pills at home rules permanent in England and Wales.

In America we have to deal not only with the coronavirus pandemic but with the pandemic of religious intolerance, racism and conspiracy theories emanating from the white evangelical movement.

The coronavirus is no respecter of persons, and it infects people of every gender, race, sexual orientation and religious affiliation. But the evangelical virus targets religious minorities, gays and lesbians, and women whom the pernicious faith regards as subservient to men.

Evangelicals seek to rob women of sovereignty over their own bodies; their holy crusade to overturn Roe v Wade may finally come to fruition when the Supreme Court rules on the matter in late spring or early summer.

In light of the dark fate awaiting Roe, we must act as if we are in a pandemic of ignorance and intolerance and educate women on how to obtain abortion pills.

Per Planned Parenthood:

“You can get the abortion pill from a doctor, nurse, health clinic, or Planned Parenthood health center. You may be able to get the abortion pill for free or low cost.

You can get medication abortion (AKA the abortion pill) at many Planned Parenthood health centers. Our caring doctors and nurses are experts at providing safe abortion and non-judgmental support throughout the process. Even if your local Planned Parenthood health center doesn’t provide the abortion pill, you can call for more information about where to get it in your area.

A medication abortion can cost up to $750, but it’s often less. The cost of a medication abortion (AKA the abortion pill) can vary depending on the state where you receive care and your health insurance (private or government insurance). Your local Planned Parenthood health center can give you more information about the cost of the abortion and funds that might be available to help you pay for your abortion.”

We shouldn’t expect that the conservative Supreme Court Justices will have an epiphany and not overturn Roe, we must start planning now on how to live in an America without the protection of Roe.

Madonna’s Cringy pre-Grammys Video Has Traumatized Me for Life

There is nothing that Madonna can do in her golden years to tarnish her place in the pantheon of pop stars, she’s a living legend. Period.

However, we can hope that it will finally sink in that she’s not a spring chicken any more, and that she will learn to age gracefully.

Madonna would be well-advised to stay off TikTok and restrict her social media activity to Facebook and Twitter. Facebook is for Gen Xer’s and Baby Boomers, TikTok is for Z generation kids and immature Millennials. TikTok is a visual medium, and ill-suited for a 63-year-old pop star.

The Material Girl (Material Granny?) posted a 13-second clip on TikTok just before the Grammy Awards that was cringy as hell, and the best thing about is that it was so mercifully short.

Her post featured a close-up of her photoshopped face and large pink pouty lips. Large pink pouty lips on a young woman are hot, but on an old woman, let’s just say they’re not.

The unsettling TikTok post featured Madonna wearing silver chains and a black sheer top with her blond hair in four braids. Pathetic!

I will not include a link to the disturbing video, because I don’t want to gross out my friends, and I don’t want to give my enemies an excuse to sue me.

Top Ten Things Overheard at Cawthorne’s Republican Cocaine Orgy

Herschel Walker: If Evolution was real there wouldn’t be an ape at this orgy.

Matt Gaetz: What kind of an orgy is this? Where are all the middle school girls?

Lindsey Graham: This orgy sucks, and not in a good way. I can’t find any guys who want to kiss my taint!

Donald Trump: Why didn’t someone tell me you’re not supposed to tip at an orgy? Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene went all Will Smith on me when I tipped them for performing Golden Showers on me!

Mitch McConnell: Where’s the Viagra? I was told there would be complimentary Viagra pills!

Judge Jeanine Pirro: Rand baby I don’t care if you don’t want to wear a mask but nobody uses my back door without wearing a condom!

Laura Ingraham: I’m not saying I’m a lesbian, but where’s all the lipstick lesbians hanging out?

Franklin Graham: I was hesitant to give a benediction at an orgy, but I must say I’m glad I came! I have never seen so many good Christian folk coming to the Lord. Why everywhere I turn I hear: Jesus, Jesus, I’m coming!

Ted Cruz: Look everybody there’s Ann Coulter! I knew she was a man!

Donald Trump Jr: Bitches get out of my way! I’m here for the cocaine!

QAnon/Evangelical Charlatan Pastor Greg Locke Rebukes Evil Spirits of Homosexuality, Lesbianism and Molestation

Recently QAnon/Evangelical pastor Greg Locke held a meeting in his circus like tent where he frenetically paced the stage, and howled: “Spirit of molestation, spirit of abuse, get out now.” His wife chimed in: “Every spirit of homosexuality, lesbianism come out, come out. Transgenderism, gender dysphoria, come out.”

This type of buffoonery, corruption of the Gospel message and venomous hatred spewed at racial, sexual and religious minorities isn’t new to evangelicalism.

In prior generations this type of vitriol was confined, for the most part, to tiny congregations of inbred hillbillies in the Appalachian Mountains. But Locke’s meetings are live streamed online and viewed my millions.

Blatant racism, acceptance of wild conspiracy theories, xenophobia and homophobia have become more mainstream than ever before in the white evangelical movement.

According to the Stamford Advocate some parishioners “fell to the ground, pawing at cedar chips, or wretched into silver vomit buckets that had been set at the end of each row of white folding chairs.”

If you attend a church service where worshippers are speaking in tongues, rolling around in the floor and howling like monkeys, there’s something rotten in Demark. If a church feels the necessity to provide silver vomit buckets for their members, you’re not in Kansas anymore.

It’s an indictment of our educational system that in the 21st century there are so many people who believe there are witches who have the power to cast spells, and legions of demons who are possessing hapless souls left and right.

What we really need to do is cast out the spirits of racism, ignorance, homophobia, Islamophobia.

In mainline Protestant churches where gays and lesbians are loved, embraced and accepted as equals you will find none of this ignorance and nonsense.

Locke and his ilk are possessed with the evil spirits of ignorance, racism and homophobia and they need to be banished from polite society.

Evangelical TV Network TBN to Launch Nightly News Show! Lord Help Us!

“The Trinity Broadcasting Network is set to launch on Monday a nightly news and analysis program that offers facts followed by Bible-backed commentary.

Called ‘Centerpoint,’ the 30-minute program was born out of a reaction to the COVID-19 pandemic and the urban riots following George Floyd’s death, a network executive said. It marks a departure from TBN’s usual roster of Christian teaching and worship offerings.”

The Washington Times

TBN, the world’s largest religious broadcaster, has a history of financial scandals, and it’s home to prosperity gospel televangelists and other charlatans who thrive financially thanks to the gullibility of their viewers.

Many of the ministries that buy time at TBN believe in the Rapture, the Prosperity Gospel, and other sundry conspiracy theories and fringe religious doctrines.

Centerpoint will “offer facts followed by Bible-backed commentary.” I suspect the “facts’ offered will be akin to Kellyanne Conway’s alternative facts.

Centerpoint promises to be a mishmash of weird evangelical doctrines and false conspiracy theories backed by Bible facts. Never mind that every Bible doctrine can be interpreted a thousand and one ways.

Centerpoint will be as far-right as Newsmax, but with the seal of approval of evangelical con artists.

Fight Homophobia! Say Gay!

On the same day that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed into law the bill formally known as the “Parental Rights in Education Bill”, and more commonly known as “Don’t Say Gay Bill”, a new billboard went on display in Orlando that encourages people to “Say Gay.”

Conservatives accuse liberals ad nauseum of fostering a cancel culture that seeks to silence them, but in Florida it’s conservatives who are trying to cancel the LGBT community.

This innocuous sounding law prohibits Florida public school districts from encouraging classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity from kindergarten to the third grade, and parents and teachers can sue if they believe this policy has been violated.

This pernicious new law gives the impression that gender identity and sexual orientation are issues so depraved that innocent young minds must be protected from hearing about them.

It’s never to early to let children know that gays and lesbians are an important part of our community, and that’s there’s absolutely nothing wrong gay, lesbians or trans men or women.

By all means say gay, shout it from the rooftops: Gay is normal! Gay is good! I’m not a member of the LGBT community, but I have a Pride flag logo on my Twitter page to express my solidarity with them. I’m not ashamed to say Gay!

Biden: Putin Cannot Remain in Power! For God’s Sake Stay on Script, Joe!

I have been posting articles online since 1998, and more than once I have written words that were ill-advised, needlessly provocative and better left unsaid. Words are powerful, even the words of a humble blogger can cause a lot of grief and confusion.

Nobody has a greater platform than the President of the United States, as President Joe Biden is acutely aware as this quote of his proves:

“The words of a president matter. They can move markets. They can send our brave men and women to war. They can bring peace.”

They can also, as the septuagenarian president discovered on Saturday, spark a global uproar in the middle of a war involving a nuclear power.

With nine ad-libbed words at the end of the most important speech of his presidency, Biden created an international uproar:

 “For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power.”

These words were incorrectly interpreted by some, and deliberately misinterpreted by others as a call for regime change, an incendiary demand for Russian President Vladimir Putin to be pushed out of office.

A 79-year-old president in obvious mental decline, should never, ever ad-lib. It’s political malpractice for his aides not to warn him, every day, every hour, every minute: Stick to the damn script.

Of course, the world would be better off if Putin was removed from power and he dropped dead. But Biden should keep his thoughts about regime change in Russia to himself.