“Donald Trump has found a new way to milk his ex-presidency — and test another — hitting the lucrative motivational speaking circuit.

Trump will make his next stop on the tour in Austin on Saturday. There are a dozen different price options to attend.

Ticket prices start at $9, for the Satellite tier. That includes a spot in an overflow room at the venue to watch the program on a TV screen.

Presidential tier tickets cost $4,995. That includes early access to the event site, admission to a reception and a photo-op with Trump’s son Don Jr., as well as premium seating to watch Trump speak in person.

No price is listed for the top Patriot tier. Interested parties are instructed to email for more information.”

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A motivational speaker motivates and inspires an audience to acquire the necessary skill set so they can become an asset to their families, parishes, employers and community.

Some of the greatest motivational speakers in history are Oprah Winfrey, Martin Luther King, Tony Robbins, and of course Jesus Christ.

Donald Trump is no Jesus Christ and I can’t envision him inspiring anyone to listen to their better angels. Trump is a motivational speaker in the mode of a Hitler, he can only inspire ignorant fools to heed their inner demons.

I wouldn’t pay a dime to hear Trump speak, let alone $9 or $4,995. But there’s a sucker born every minute, and I imagine there are millions of MAGA nutjobs who are more than willing to fall for their messiah’s latest grift.

I wonder what are benefits of the Patriot tier? Exclusive access to Trump’s dressing room where you will be allowed to spray orange tan on his ugly mug, and access to his private toilet where you can lick his ass clean after he’s done taking a dump?