The ‘Happy Trump’ Lapel Pin

Donald Trump is a sourpuss, a grouch, a crotchety old man. When he attempts to smile, the best he can manage is a grimace. The sociopath makes the Grinch look like a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations.

If a miracle happens and he smiles one day, it will be misfortune that befalls an enemy, and not something good that happens to him that will make him finally crack a smile.

Someone, who apparently knows Trump very well, gifted him a “Happy Trump” lapel pin. If anything can make the narcissist smile, it is a likeness of himself that he can wear on his lapel.

The pin features Trump with a cartoonishly large head and open-mouthed expression, notably the “Happy Trump” is not smiling.

Trump who admits that “he’s never happy, never satisfied” was bemused by the lapel pin. The “Happy Trump” lapel pin will likely be sold at a high price once monetized by the grifter-in-chief. When he makes millions from this novelty pin, then he will smile.