Even Disgraced Cyclist Lance Armstrong Can’t Stand Mike Pence

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong disappeared from the national consciousness after he was stripped of all his achievements in 2021, including his seven Tour de France victories.

But the 47-year-old Texan still rides his bicycle for fun, and he occasionally tweets. Yesterday he tweeted:

“I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.”

Armstrong had a testicle surgically removed in 1996 due to testicular cancer, but he still has more balls than Pence. You will never hear the vice president offer even mild rebuke to the most corrupt, racist and willfully ignorant president in history.

The retired athlete may be thoroughly disgraced, but at least he recognizes that Trump and his lackey Pence are deserving of ridicule and criticism.

Armstrong may very well have been telling the truth, because Pence was in Nantucket on Saturday for a fundraiser for the Republican National Committee.

I hope I never run into Pence on a bike path, I might be tempted to crash into him on purpose.