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Twitter Has No Intentions of Banning Donald Trump

“Some Twitter users have called, repeatedly, for the social network to block President Trump’s account — but a new statement from Twitter essentially says that is not going to happen.

Twitter has previously responded to complaints about Trump’s account by saying that certain users’ tweets have a “newsworthiness” value that makes it important to stay online and inform the network’s global conversation. Its Friday statement expanded on that idea, though this latest explanation did not mention Trump by name.

“Elected world leaders play a critical role in that conversation because of their outsized impact on our society,” the post said. “Blocking a world leader from Twitter or removing their controversial tweets would hide important information people should be able to see and debate. It would also not silence that leader, but it would certainly hamper necessary discussion around their words and actions.”

Washington Post

There is no question that President Donald Trump’s tweets violate Twitter’s terms of service, and if he was a retired trucker firing off toxic tweets from his trailer home, instead of the Leader of the Free World he would have been permanently banned from the social media behemoth.

Every time Trump posts under vulgar and nasty tweet, especially one that might trigger a dictator to fire the first salvo of World War III, it’s tempting to demand that Twitter to block Trump’s account.

But Trump’s tweets are inherently newsworthy, not because they are pearls of wisdom, but by virtue of the fact that he’s the president of the United States.

It may not be a pleasant experience to read Trump’s stream of consciousness flatulence, but it gives us a window into his demented and devious mind.

Twitter has no intentions of blocking their most famous subscriber, they issued the flowing statement:

Blocking a world leader from Twitter or removing their controversial Tweets would hide important information people should be able to see and debate. It would also not silence that leader, but it would certainly hamper necessary discussion around their words and actions. 

We shouldn’t expend our energy attempting to convince social media giants to block Trump, we should be exercising every fire of our being attempting to impeach him.

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Donald Trump ‘Pictured Xi Jinping as a Woman’ to Help Pronounce His Name Before 2017 Summit

Michael Wolff’s expose of the Trump administration includes many explosive revelations, including Steve Bannon’s description of the Trump Tower meeting between Donald Trump Jr and a group of Russians during the 2016 election campaign as treasonous and unpatriotic.

Everything about this book speaks to the incompetency of the Trump administration, in the first place why would Trump and his aides grant a reporter with a reputation for doing hatchet jobs on the rich and famous unfettered access to the White House? That’s like hiring a convicted embezzler as a loan office at a bank, or a convicted pedophile as a kindergarten teacher.

Trump’s reaction to the book couldn’t have been more unpresidential and incompetent, the president’s lawyer sent a letter to the author and publisher demanding that they “cease and desist” from publishing the expose. Thereby ensuring that “Fire and Fury” will become the best-selling book of the year, who won’t want to read a book that the president wants to ban?

Trump’s legal action also exposes him as a thin-skinned narcissist, and as an autocrat who will go to extreme means to stifle dissent and criticism.

There are hundreds of essays being written dissecting the most explosive quotations from “Fire and Fury”, I want to highlight this nugget concerning Trump’s penchant for mispronouncing words.

Trump was prone to pronouncing China leader’s name Xi Jinping as “X-I”, the correct pronunciation is “shee.” Wolff reports that to avoid an embarrassing gaffe Trump’s aides advised him to think of the Chinese leader as a female and call him “she.” That could have easily backfired, the demented Trump could have thought that the Chinese dictator was really a woman, and he could have treated him like he treats most women, an groped his butt.

In hindsight we should all be relieved that Trump didn’t call Jinping “Mr. Pingpong” or “President Chink.”

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Reprobate Church Welcomes Donald Trump and Melania Trump With Standing Ovation

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump arrived fashionably late for the Christmas Eve midnight mass service at Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea in upscale West Palm Beach.

They were greeted with a standing ovation, no doubt in appreciation for how much Trump`s Tax plan will benefit them.

When a president who is the antithesis of the teachings of Jesus Christ receives a rousing standing ovation at a Christian church you know we are living in the End Days.

But at least the pastor spoke truth to power, gently and subtly rebuking Trump. The Reverend James Harlan started off with a quote from Nelson Mandela

It is never my custom to use words lightly. If 27 years in prison have done anything to us, it was to use the silence of solitude to make us understand how precious words are and how real speech is in its impact on the way people live and die.

Harlan went on to speak about the power of words to make the world a better place.

He ended with this admonition:

Your words can have as much destructive potential as they do healing.

I doubt if the pastor`s words had any effect on Trump. The words of an eloquent and soft-spoken minister won`t move Trump. Jehovah needs to dispatch Elijah the Prophet to warn the short-fingered vulgarian that if he doesn`t repent that God will cast him into the Lake of Fire.

While the pastor was preaching about the power of words to make this a wonderful world, Trump was probably posting nasty tweets from his pew.

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Melania’s Christmas Selfie: First Lady Looks Like Duck Face Tramp From Pit of Hell

“Melania Trump was in the holiday spirit on Christmas Day – but Twitter, not so much.

The first lady was trolled on social media after she posted a selfie with a filter featuring a Santa hat and sparkling reindeer.

#MerryChristmas, the first lady captioned the photo, adding emojis of a Christmas tree and Santa Clause.”

People Magazine

Melania`s Christmas selfie is the epitome of tackiness, the First Lady looks like the last tramp you want to meet on the way to Christmas mass.

Her Yuletide selfie would make a perfect cover for the Christmas edition of Hustler magazine, the centerfold would display the former model in all her pornographic glory.

Melania`s lips are puckered as if she`s being interviewed for an intern`s position in the Clinton Foundation.

Ladies, and I use the term loosely, may walk around with their lips puckered like whores n the gaudy elegance of Mar-a-Lago, but everyday Americans are walking around with a grimace as they contemplate the New Year with a president with a mouth that looks like a sphincter and a First Lady who puckers her lips like a slut.

Pic of Melania`s tacky Christmas selfie:

http://people.com/politics/melania-trump-filtered-christmas-selfie-twitter/

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Donald Trump’s Huge Christmas Cards Are An Abomination

I love most of the trappings of Christmas, come the Holiday Season I want to get drunk on eggnog, park my chair under the mistletoe, and invite Christmas carolers to serenade me while I take a bath.

But there is one Christmas ritual that I loathe: Sending Christmas cards.

It`s a colossal waste of paper, what with Christmas cards and Christmas trees saving the planet really takes a back seat on Christmas.

It`s nerve-wracking trying to remember which of the persons I sent a card last year didn`t reciprocate. You really feel like a Tiny Tim loser when you send someone a Christmas card, and they blow you off.

They are sent out of a sense of social duty, not because you are filled with a warm and fuzzy Yuletide spirit.

That`s why I gave up sending Christmas cards years ago, I hope they will soon become as obsolete as stamps.

There are some wankers who still send out Xmas cards, for example Donald Trump sent poster-size ones to Congressional offices this year. It is a huge breach of etiquette to send out a gigantic Christmas card that can double as a placemat.

Receiving a Christmas card from Trump is like receiving one from Scrooge, the Grinch or the Antichrist.

Bah humbug, screw Donald Trump and his big ass Christmas cards!

Pic of Trump`s huge Christmas Card:

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-melania-trump-large-christmas-card-eric-swalwell-755780

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Donald Trump Has No Brains and Mike Pence Has No Balls

Donald Trump assumed the presidency with the bases loaded, the Republicans controlled both chambers of Congress, and even though he was a political neophyte he was confident that his team would be hitting legislative victories out of the park all year long.

But since day one the Trump administration has been mired in corruption, dysfunction and infighting, and as the year comes to a close Trump`s disastrous Tax plan is his only major legislative victory.

In his final Cabinet meeting of 2017, Trump bragged about the many historic accomplishments of his inaugural year. He then turned the mic over to Vice President Mike Pence, and instead of injecting a little bit of truth he praised his boss to high heaven.

Pence peppered his speech with so many “congratulations” and “thank yous” that any other president would have been so embarrassed that he would interrupted his sycophantic praise. But of course Trump expects and encourages such extravagant praise from his subordinates.

If you had just woken up after a year-long coma, and heard Pence`s remarks you would have thought that Trump has surprised everyone, and turned into a Lincolnseque statesman.

Unfortunately, the truth is that history books will record that the first year of the Trump administration was an unmitigated disaster.

All year long Pence has cleaned up after his boss, after every intemperate remark and vulgar tweet, he has attempted to spin Trump`s toxic comments into pearls of candor and wisdom.

Bottom line: Trump is a racist and misogynist buffoon and Pence is a spineless coward, and I implore Congress to impeach and remove from office both of these clowns.

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Donald Trump Thinks He’s Going to be Exonerated Soon! What a Moron!

Donald Trump has on overriding obsession, and it`s not Little Rocket Man, his little penis or his ongoing battles with the media, FBI and the judicial system.

From the moment he begins tweeting at three o`clock in the morning until Chief of Staff John Kelly tucks him in at night all he thinks about is Special Counsel Robert Mueller`s Russia investigation.

Trump has no one but himself to blame for Mueller`s investigation, the die was cast when he fired FBI Director James Comey.

He may call it a witch hunt and a hoax, but it`s a legitimate and independent investigation that has already derailed his administration, and may ultimately lead to his impeachment and removal from office.

Trump is on a mission from God to discredit Mueller and his team of lawyers and FBI agents, but the more dirt he flings the more his nasty dwarf hands get dirty.

Trump is being abetted by Republican congressional leaders who are calling on Mueller to resign, but that will happen on the same day the president apologizes for being a fuc*ing moron.

But in recent days Trump has exhibited a Zen-like calmness, for some crazy reason he`s under the impression that the end of the investigation is nearing, and that he will soon be fully exonerated by Mueller.

When Trump realizes that the investigation has months if not years to run, and that the likely outcome is an indictment, and not exoneration he`s going to flip his freaking wig.

Prepare for an explosion of epic proportions.

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Sexual Predator Donald Trump Endorses Pedophile Judge Roy Moore

“President Trump on Monday offered a strong endorsement of Roy S. Moore, the Republican Senate candidate in Alabama embroiled in accusations that he had inappropriate sexual relations with underage girls.

While many Republicans called for Mr. Moore to drop out of the race after several women came out with their stories, Mr. Trump has defended him, saying that Mr. Moore denied the accounts and deserved to be heard.

In a statement, the White House said that Mr. Trump and Mr. Moore spoke on the phone and that the president endorsed Mr. Moore`s campaign.”

The New York Times

Donald Trump never condemned Judge Roy Moore for the well-substantiated accusations of child molestation. In fact the president was tacitly endorsing the pedophile, but today he traded in his tacit endorsement for a full-throated endorsement.

The schoolgirl-chasing pervert reveled in Trump`s endorsement, bragging that the president called him a “fighter” and told him, “Go get `em Roy.”

When an avowed pussy-grabber counsels a pedophile to “Go get `em Roy,” who knows if the child molester is going to interpret that as an admonition to go molest more underage girls.

Is there anybody who is surprised that Trump, who has been accused by over a dozen women of sexual harassment, endorsed the degenerate judge?

Birds of a feather flock together, and sexual degenerates have an affinity for each other.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/04/us/politics/roy-moore-donald-trump.html

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Donald Trump is a Sick Puppy, He Devours Two Filet-O-Fish At a Time

“In a new memoir titled Let Trump Be Trump, former campaign manager and aide Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie write that Mr Trump`s appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald`s, with his typical order consisting of two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted milkshake.”

Esquire

According to Wikipedia The Filet-O-Fish was invented in 1962 by a McDonald`s franchise owner in response to falling hamburger sales on Fridays resulting from the Roman Catholic practice of abstaining from red meat on Fridays.

Traditionally Catholics abstained from eating red meat as part of a penance to mark the day of Christ`s death, but today`s “Cafeteria Catholics” don`t think twice about eating a juicy steak or a greasy hamburger on Friday, or any religious holiday including Good Friday for that matter.

The Filet-O-Fish on a McDonald`s menu is an anachronism, there is no rational reason why the giant burger chain should still be selling the oddity.

I only order a seafood entree from a reputable restaurant, and I would never buy a fish sandwich from a fast food joint.

Only a fat bastard with a non-discriminating palate would eat a Filet-O-Fish, it should come as no surprise that Donald Trump devours two at a time.

I believe in the multiverse theory of quantum mechanics; I can only hope that in the infinite number of universes ours is the only one where the Filet-O-Fish- eating fat lard Donald Trump is leader of the free world.

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Anglican Cleric Urges Believers to Pray That Prince George Will Marry Fine Young Gentleman

“A prominent Anglican cleric and gay rights campaigner known for contentious gestures has urged believers to pray for Prince George – age 4, and third in line to the throne – to find the love of a fine young gentleman when he grows up so as to advance the cause of same-sex marriage in church.

Coming just days after Prince Harry – George`s uncle, and fifth in line – announced his engagement to Meghan Markle, a divorced American actress, the suggestion by the Very Rev. Kelvin Holdsworth seemed to illuminate once more the role of royal romance in Britain`s imagination and conversation, especially when it collides with tradition.”

The New York Times

On August I posted the following article:

Newest Gay Icon: Prince George

http://thesop.org/story/20170812/newest-gay-icon-4yearold-prince-george.html

This is a follow-up of sorts:

Prince George is simply adorable, he`s like a miniature Liberace minus the feather boa. Nobody, not even the tiny prince, knows his sexual orientation, but even Stevie Wonder can sense that the young royal has a gay vibe.

However we shouldn`t be urging Prince George to come out of the closet when he can barely crawl out of his crib. Let the adorable child grow up, and at the right time he will choose a young groom or a young bride for a fairy tale wedding.

As a not so prominent American blogger I urge my readers to pray that Senior Advisor to the President Jared Kushner will come out of the closet. Kushner exudes so much gay vitality that it caused my gay radar to explode, homeboy really needs to sashay out of the closet.

Then he can have a little talk with his father-in-law, and chastise the racist and homophobic buffoon for his anti-gay policies. But we don`t live in a fairy tale world, and Kushner won`t speak out against Trump`s anti-gay views just like his cabinet won`t condemn the president`s racist and misogynist comments and policies.

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Inevitable That The Racist and Demented Donald Trump Will Publicly Say ‘Nigger’

I couldn`t agree more with Michael Harriot`s article for the The Root “When Will Donald Trump Say The N-Word?”

http://www.theroot.com/when-will-donald-trump-say-the-n-word-1820850846

It`s not a question of if but when will Donald Trump slip and utter the most toxic word in the English language. Trump`s dementia is progressing at an alarming rate, we can see the steep decline in his his mental state in his tweets and in his public utterances. Trump`s mental deterioration reached a nadir recently when he used the racial slur “Pocahontas” while honoring Native American World War II War veterans, and when he re-tweeted three anti-Muslim videos originally posted on Twitter by Jayda Fransen, the deputy leader of the virulently racist Britain First political party.

Trump has been a racist all his life, he learned the finer points of bigotry and prejudice from his father. Fred Trump marched with the KKK, and in the 1970`s the justice department sued Fred Trump and Donald Trump for racial discrimination in housing units owned by the Trump corporation.

As a real estate developer, Hollywood celebrity and politician Trump has been a racist, he views business, politics and culture through the prism of racism.

A person`s true colors shine brightly when his mind has succumbed to dementia or Alzheimer`s Disease, and it will only be a matter of time until the septuagenarian president, who`s never had a filter, calls an African American a “nigger.” Will it be when a black butler forgets to put sprinkles on his ice cream? Will it be when Snoop Dogg releases another video mocking him? When the racist-in-chief utters the despicable word it may not be in the privacy of the White House, it may be during a public address.

The pertinent question isn`t when will Trump say “nigger,” but what will be the reaction of his base and Republican leaders? So far Trump`s press secretary, cabinet members and Republican congressional leaders have justified and excused every one of his myriad racist comments and policies. Trump`s base and Republican leaders would forgive him if he shot somebody in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue, and they would stick by him even if he said “nigger” during a televised speech to the nation.

The only question I have is: Who is more mentally unbalanced Trump or the Republican Party?

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Outrage: Melania Trump Hangs a Sprig of Mistletoe in the White House

“First Lady Melania Trump posted a video of this years White House Christmas decorations to her Twitter page on Monday, Nov. 27. The theme of Time-Honored Christmas Traditions is evident throughout the decorations. There are plenty of trees trimmed with lights and ornaments, wreaths wrapped in red bows, and Christmas cookies in the shapes of Frosty the Snowman and decorative red stars. One detail, though, might have been better left off of the decoration list.

CNN White House reporter Kate Bennett posted a picture of the mistletoe hanging in the White House to her Twitter page on Monday, Nov. 27.”

Elite Daily

Melania Trump, the wife of the pussy-grabber-in-chief, was responsible for decorating the White House for Christmas, and you`d thing the last thing she would do is hang a sprig of mistletoe.

Donald Trump will probably park his urine-drenched La-Z-Boy recliner under the mistletoe hoping that Ivanka will have sipped one eggnog too many and make the mistake of getting too close to her father.

Hang mistletoe in the White House? Are you freaking serious? You`d might as well give Anthony Weiner a smartphone so he can sext underage girls from behind bars.

Trump has been accused of sexual misconduct by 16 women, by the time the Holiday Season is over Trump will have groped a dozen more under the mistletoe.

Read More:

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/a-white-house-christmas-mistletoe-has-all-of-twitter-making-the-same-cringey-joke-5958645

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Like Father, Like Daughter: Tiffany Trump Spreads Fake News on Instagram

“Tiffany Trump posted an inspirational quote from Frank Ocean on Instagram last week, but it just so happens that there`s no record of him ever saying it.

As the majority of America sat down for Thanksgiving meals on Thursday, the 24-year-old daughter of Donald Trump and Marla Marples instead opted to share a video of their studies at Georgetown College, where she is currently enrolled as a law student.

“Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise – Frank Ocean,” she captioned the video.

But it soon emerged that there`s no actual evidence of Ocean ever uttering the heartfelt sentiment, and it`s instead the latest piece of what her dad might refer to as `Fake News`.

NME

Tiffany Trump is the least disliked member of the Trump clan, simply because we rarely hear a peep or a tweet out of her.

On Thanksgiving Tiffany posted a video on Instagram of her studies at Georgetown College, and she captioned the video: Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise – Frank Ocean

I doubt that Tiffany is familiar with the music of the openly gay R & B crooner, she probably just thought that invoking the name of the soul singer would lend prestige to her stupid video.

Tiffany would be wise to follow the advice of the faux quote, namely to work hard in silence. Tiffany dear, we hate your father and your brothers with a passion, because they are always tweeting nonsense. For the love of God please stay out of social media, or we will despise you as much as we do them.

Every day we`re bombarded with fake news from your idiot father, the last thing we need is one more member of the Trump family spreading fake news.

Read more at http://www.nme.com/news/music/donald-trump-daughter-fake-quote-frank-ocean-2165667#qjHO2Xy8KLQuRTzU.99

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Should Donald Trump Read a Book About Cats to Improve His Image?

“Jarosław Kaczynski, the most powerful politician in Poland, read a book about cats during a session of parliament on Friday.

Kaczyński, head of the ruling Law and Justice (PiS) party, was engrossed in `Atlas of Cats: Wild and Domestic` while lawmakers were discussing controversial plans to overhaul the justice system, the Associated Press reported.”

Politico

This is the purr-fect publicity stunt, nothing softens the image of a hard-boiled politician than having him read a book about cats.

I`d rather read a book about kitty cats than participate in a debate about judicial reform.

No politician has a more dreadful image than Donald Trump, his image would improve if he was photographed reading a book about any subject.

Bookworm he ain`t, but maybe he could be persuaded to read something up his alley, “The Cat in the Hat.”

Let`s face it trying to improve Trump`s image is a fool`s errand, the buffoon is more likely to be photographed watching porn images on his Twitter feed.

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https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-jaroslaw-kaczynski-cat-book-parliament/

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Eminem Furious Donald Trump is Ignoring His Anti-Trump Rants

“Eminem shook the digital sphere when he spit his hard-hitting cypher during the BET Hip Hop Awards. The internet erupted in celebration when Em dropped a few bars throwing shots at Donald Trump, but it seems that everyone took notice of the Detroit artists cypher – except for Donnie himself. And according to a new interview with Shade 45, Eminem isn`t too pleased about it.
During his recent interview, Eminem expressed his frustrations with Trump ignoring his BET freestyle. `I was and still am extremely angry,` the `Walk on Water` artist said. `I can`t stand that motherf**ker. I feel like he`s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn`t say anything.`”

BET

With all due respect, Jessica McKinney, the writer of this article is full of shi*, the Internet didn`t erupt in celebration when Em`s (who the hell calls him “Em” besides his groupies?) freestyle rap was aired on BET. The ageing rapper was mercilessly criticized for trying to jump-start his moribund career with his lame rap performance.

Trump never misses an opportunity to respond with vitriol on Twitter when he`s attacked, if the critic has any relevance. In the last couple of years I`ve written over 200 anti-Trump articles, but Trump hasn`t counter-punched me on Twitter because I`m just an insignificant blogger from Central Virginia. Eminem can blast Trump until the cows come home but Trump isn`t going to react because Eminem is as relevant as Vanilla Ice.

Whenever Snoop Dogg ridicules Trump he immediately reacts on Twitter because even though Snoop has been in the rap game a lot longer than Eminem he`s still a driving force in the rap game. Unlike Eminem Snoop is black, and Trump prefers to engage with blacks, his base eats it up whenever he puts down any black celebrity.

Eminem can appropriate black culture all he wants to, but he`s still a white middle-aged millionaire, and there`s no incentive for Trump to tango with him.

Eminem isn`t going to have any relevance until he`s dead, he should produce and release another anti-Trump rant and then commit suicide. Then and only then will people be talking about Em again.

Read More:
https://www.bet.com/music/2017/11/20/eminem-donald-trump-bet-cypher.html

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Snoop Dogg the Most Beloved Dude in the World Rips Apart Donald Trump the Most Despised Moron in the World

Donald Trump periodically fires up his base by attacking a black athlete. On Monday he attacked Marshawn Lynch of the NFL`s Oakland Raiders for not standing up for the National Anthem in their game against the New England Patriots played in Mexico City.

Trump tweeted:

Marshawn Lynch of the NFL`s Oakland Raiders stands for the Mexican Anthem and sits down to boos for our National Anthem. Great Disrespect! Next time NFL should suspend him for remainder of season. Attendance and ratings way down.

Trump who is universally despised by everyone except his ever dwindling racist base, was put in his place by the universally loved rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, television personality, and actor Snoop Dogg.

Snoop fired back in a video, stating,

F**k Donald Trump, b***h… F**k you.” They should suspend your dumba**, motherf**ker. F**k, all the goofy s**t you do everyday. When you gonna get suspended, motherf**ker? F**k you, I`m with Marshawn Lynch, n***a. Stand up for the Mexican motherf**king national anthem. We f**k with Mexicans, n***a.

Snoop doesn`t mince words, he keeps things gangsta real as you can see in his expletive-laden response to the racist cockroach.

It is impossible to address Trump without firing F-bombs, it`s the only language the vile creature understands.

This is the best line in the Doggfather`s rant:

F**k all the goofy sh**t you do everyday.

Trump spends his day farting around the White House, posting crazy tweets, insulting his staff, watching the cable news channels, and writing executive orders that are destined to be overturned by the courts. In other words, the crazy f**k does goofy sh**t all day. Snoop Dogg, you are a gentleman, a scholar, and a wordsmith.

I`m down with the rap icon, I f**k with Mexicans, and I stand for the Mexican motherf**king National Anthem.

F**k you Trump!

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Donald Trump Attacks Jeff Flake on Twitter

Sen. Jeff Flake(y), who is unelectable in the Great State of Arizona (quit race, anemic polls) was caught (purposely) on `mike` saying bad things about your favorite President. He`ll be a NO on tax cuts because his political career anyway is `toast.`

Donald Trump tweet

Let`s take a few moments to parse Trump`s latest sophomoric tweet.

Most of us outgrow the need to call our enemies silly nicknames by the time we graduate from middle school, but as soon as someone levels any criticism at Trump, he christens them with a childish moniker. Thus Sen. Jeff Flake is now “Flakely,” he can commensurate with Little Marco, Liddle Corker and Lying Ted Cruz on the childishness of the president.

Flake didn`t quit the race, he simply decided not to run for reelection in 2018, because a candidate who calls out the president on his racism is unelectable in the red state of Arizona.

Trump states that Flake was caught “purposely” on a hot mic, implying that the senator knew he was being recorded. Bitch please, Flake has denounced Trump publicly from the well of the Senate, and he`s written a book criticizing his policies. Flake doesn`t need to resort to machinations to ridicule Trump.

Trump referred to a microphone as a “mike,” what a freaking dotard! Moron, before you click “send” have someone proofread your tweet.

Flake was caught by a live mic after a town hall in Arizona, saying that, if Republicans `become the party of Roy Moore and Donald Trump, we are toast.` That statement may be a bad thing from Trump`s perspective, but it happens to be the truth.

Trump is the favorite president of less than 40 percent of Americans, in fact millions defiantly claim that he`s not their president at all.

For the record Flake hasn`t said that he`s a no on Trump`s tax plan. Trump can`t afford to lose any Republican votes, he should be trying to persuade him to vote for his plan instead of publicly mocking him.

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Donald Trump Drinks From a Bottle of Water, a Nation Gags

“President Donald Trump had his own water bottle moment, having mocked his former Republican rival Marco Rubio for his need to take a drink during speeches.

Mr. Trump, fresh from his marathon trip to Asia, paused during his address to the nation to take a swig of water – twice.”

Independent

Trump awkwardly grabbed the water bottle with both of his tiny hands, who does that? The same wanker who uses a fork and knife to eat pizza.

Watching Trump drink from his water bottle is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever witnessed on live TV. When Trump clutched the water bottle with his grotesquely tiny hands, and lifted it to his sphincter-like orifice I almost gagged. It was like witnessing Trump giving himself an enema.

If Trump isn`t impeached and removed from office, and he runs for reelection in 2020, all the Democrats have to do is run ads featuring Trump drinking from the water bottle, and he will lose in a landslide.

Trump`s Awkward Water Bottle Moment reimagined:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-water-bottle-photo-editing_us_5a0ee764e4b045cf4370f2df

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Donald Trump Blasts Groper Al Franken, Gives Pedophile Roy Moore a Free Pass

“President Donald Trump is displaying selective outrage over allegations of sexual harassment against prominent men in politics, as his own tortured past lingers over his response.

Trump moved quickly Thursday to condemn accusations against Minnesota Democratic Sen. Al Franken as `really bad,` but he has remained conspicuously silent on the more serious claims leveled against Roy Moore, the Republican in Alabama`s special Senate race who faces allegations he sexually assaulted teenage girls decades ago.”

Time

Donald Trump never hesitates to weigh in on any subject, his baby fingers are calloused from tweeting his fool head off on current events.

But Chatty Cathy has remained conspicuously silent on the serious charges leveled against Roy Moore. Almost everybody has expressed their opinion about Moore, as would be expected when a man who is running for the Senate is accused of trolling shopping malls for underage girls. The outrage that an unrepentant pedophile is running for the Senate, compels anyone with a shred of dignity to speak out against him.

Almost every prominent Republican in Congress, including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan, has condemned Moore in no uncertain terms.

I can understand why the Pussy Grabber-in-chief has remained silent when it comes to the egregious behavior of Moore, after all more than a dozen women accused Trump of sexual harassment and misconduct during the 2016 presidential election. Trump is aware that any discussion about sexual harassment will eventually focus on him.

Trump didn`t hesitate for a second to condemn Senator Al Franken for groping Leaeann Tweeden. Trump blasts Democrat Al Franken for groping a woman, but gives a free pass to a Republican pedophile?

Trump tweeted:

The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ..

Well we know where Trump`s deformed baby hands would have gone!

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Sheriff’s Panties in a Twist Over Truck With Anti-Trump Message

“One Texas motorist apparently found the perfect sticker to express certain feelings about how this past year has gone and so it was plastered, big and bold on the rear window of a truck.
`FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM,` the sticker declared.
It was eye catching, to be sure, and a picture of the truck eventually made its way all the way to the desk of Fort Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls, who said in a Facebook post that he had received `numerous calls regarding the offensive display.`
`If you know who owns this truck or it is yours, I would like to discuss it with you. Our Prosecutor has informed us she would accept Disorderly Conduct charges regarding it, but I feel we could come to an agreement regarding a modification to it,` Nehls wrote in his message, issuing what could appear to be a thinly veiled warning.”
The Root

Everything is bigger is Texas, even bumper stickers. In fact this sign is too big to fit on the bumper, it`s a huge decal that covers most of the rear window in the patriot`s truck.

Bumper stickers are even more brief and concise that a tweet, they are meant to capture your attention, and this gentleman`s profane message has elicited as much publicity as Trump`s profane tweets.

The anti-Trump is offensive, but free speech is often offensive. The sheriff is entitled to express his disapproval of the sticker, but he is totally off base in trying to intimidate the owner of the truck into modifying his message. Fuc* the sheriff, you don`t modify free speech.

The anti-Trump sticker is nowhere near as offensive as the racist and misogynist rhetoric that emanates from the White House on a daily basis.

Sheriff get your priorities in order, you should be railing against the abomination that sits in the Oval Office.

Read More: http://www.theroot.com/texas-sheriff-warns-owner-of-vehicle-about-profane-anti-1820502302

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White Evangelicals Embrace a Pussy-grabbing President and a Pedophile Senate Candidate

Will God-fearing Alabamians elect a cowboy-hat wearing, pistol brandishing, Bible-thumping, Muslim-hating, pedophile to the Senate?

The God-fearing, Bible-loving citizens of Alabama voted for Trump over Hillary 62% to 34%, and Trump is a short-fingered vulgarian, incompetent, ignorant serial pussy grabber, so yes, by God yes they will.

You can always count on evangelicals to place political expediency over decency, and these fine upright church-going folks have no moral qualms about voting for a conservative pedophile.

You can`t expect the conservative evangelical voters of Alabama to do the right thing. They will vote for the child molester, while condemning sexual immorality in Hollywood, and while they watch girl-on-girl porn in the privacy of their living rooms.

It`s up to the Senate to do the right thing, if Roy Moore wins they should refuse to seat him.

America is in a state of spiritual and political darkness, a vulgar buffoon sits in the White House, and a child molester stands a good chance of being elected to the Senate.

We must fight against the forces of darkness, Donald Trump and his evangelical enablers and make America great again.

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Donald Trump Says He Believes Putin’s Election Meddling Denials

“President Donald Trump suggested on Saturday hes done confronting Russian President Vladimir Putin over his country`s election meddling since it`s insulting to the Russian leader.

Trump said he took Putin at his word that Russia did not seek to interfere in the US presidential election last year, despite a finding from US intelligence agencies that it did. The fraught relations between the two leaders was underscored anew when Putin`s spokesman said election meddling did not come up when they spoke, even though Trump said it did.

`He said he didn`t meddle. He said he didn`t meddle. I asked him again. You can only ask so many times,` Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One as he flew from Da Nang to Hanoi in Vietnam. Trump spoke to Putin three times on the sidelines of summit here, where the Russia meddling issue arose.

`Every time he sees me, he says, `I didn`t do that,` Trump said. `And I believe, I really believe, that when he tells me that, he means it.`”

CNN

The CIA, FBI, NSA and the Director of National Intelligence have concluded that Russia meddled in the United States presidential election.

Granted Donald Trump consults with himself on issues like foreign policy and security because he has a very good brain, but you`d think he`d accept the conclusion of our intelligence agencies that Russia interfered with our 2016 presidential election.

On Saturday Trump suggested he`s done confronting Russian President Vladimir Putin over his country`s election meddling since it`s insulting to the Russian Leader. It should be noted that Putin`s press secretary denied that the two leaders discussed the issue.

Of course Putin is infuriated every time Trump brings up Russian meddling in the election. If the class thug tells the class nerd, “I`m sitting next to you today, and you`d better not cover your test,” and he aces the quiz, of course he will be infuriated if the nerd accuses him of cheating. He will reprimand the nerd, telling him “I didn`t copy your answers, and if you bring up the subject again I will beat the hell out of you.”

The United States intelligence agencies, almost every Democrat and Republican in Congress and Putin himself knows darn well that Russia undermined our political process.

Everybody also knows that Trump is Putin`s little bitch, and that he states that he believes Putin`s denials, because he colluded with the Russians.

Trump may be done confronting Putin over Russia`s interference, but Congress and Special Counsel Robert Mueller are far from finished from investigating Russian meddling.

Read More:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/11/politics/president-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-election-meddling/index.html

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Artist Makes Donald Trump Action Figure Out of Old Flip Flops

“As President Donald Trump continues powering through his marathon Asia tour, he has been received with hearty hamburgers, rounds of golf, and a rare invitation to dine in China`s Forbidden City. But one tribute to the U.S. leader stood out among the rest: an action figure bearing his likeness, artfully carved out of old flip flops.
Filipino artist Elmer Padilla has made a name for himself fashioning figurines out of tsinelas, Tagalog for flip flops. His latest project is the spitting image of Donald Trump donning his signature suit, arm raised to greet a crowd.”

Time

 It`s appropriate that the Donald Trump action figure if carved out of old flip-flops considering that Trump in the King of the Flip Flops.

Trump`s flip-flops in his first 100 days:
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/apr/27/tracking-trumps-policy-reversals-his-first-100-day/
President Flip Flops lets you wear Trump`s contradictory tweets on your flip-flops:
http://fortune.com/2017/09/21/president-trump-flip-flops-twitter/
The Trump doll isn`t anatomically correct, once again appropriate since the real Donald Trump has a micro penis that hardly qualifies him as an anatomically correct human being.

The Trump doll probably stinks to high heaven, considering it`s made out of old flip-flops, just like Trump.

However, the doll isn`t an entirely accurate representation of our president, it has a pale white face that looks nothing at all like Trump`s pumpkin head.

 The action figure is skinny, and we all know that the real Trump is a fat pig.
Finally, I take exception with the doll being called an “action figure,” I doubt if Trump can do a single push-up, jumping jack or sit-up. The only action that the doll should be capable of is squatting and farting.
The Trump doll sucks, just like Trump the man.

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Trump Tweets in China

Donald Trump, the Twitterer-in-Chief has maintained an active Twitter presence during his tour of Asia, nothing short of Nuclear Armageddon can stop the presidents tiny fingers from firing off tweets.

Trump`s first stops on his Asian tour, Japan and South Korea don`t have any restriction on Internet use, but he also tweeted while in communist China. It should be noted that China`s Great Firewall that blocks social media sites including Facebook, YouTube and Twitter is almost as well known as The Great Wall of China.

China allowed Trump to tweet his fool head off, maybe because he changed his Twitter header image to one of him, Chinese president Xi Jinping, and the two first ladies surrounded by dozens of Chinese performers.

Trump`s legacy will be his obsession with Twitter, and I`m afraid that he will continue to tweet even after he dies. I`m sure hell has its own Great Firewall, but Satan might allow Trump to tweet from the pit of hell so he can continue to sow discord on Earth.

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Dog Has Cyst That Looks Like Donald Trump

“A cyst found in a dog`s ear looks like Donald Trump`s face and blonde quiff, its owner claims.

Jade Robinson, 25, of Jarrow, Tyneside had to wait until her two-year-old beagle Chief was asleep before snapping the inner ear to send to a vet.

But it was a friend who spotted the resemblance between the 45th president of the USA and the infection.”

BBC

Donald Trump has a long sordid history of ridiculing the facial appearance of others, especially women, therefore I don`t hesitate to point out the obvious: Trump is exceedingly ugly.

His golden wispy hair resembles cotton candy that a hooker has urinated on, his mouth looks like a sphincter, he has the orange complexion of a pumpkin, and he has the bulbous nose of an alcoholic.

It`s quite appropriate that a cyst growing in a dog`s ear looks just like Trump. The president is a cyst that needs to be immediately removed for the health of our democracy.

The owner of the hapless pooch is trying to raise money to have the cyst removed. I can`t think of a worse fate to befall anyone, human or animal, than to have a cyst that resembles Trump.

For the love of God donate to this worthy cause. Here`s the link to the crowdsourcing web site to help his unfortunate doggie:

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/get-trump-outofchiefsear

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