Robert Paul Reyes Answers Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hillary Clinton

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“Google Trends has revealed that the most recent top trending question asked about presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is whether she`s going to jail or not.”

Breitbart

After the outrage over the private meeting that Attorney General Loretta Lynch had with Bill Clinton, she now says that she will follow the recommendations of prosecutors on whether to file criminal charges at the close of their investigation.

So the answer to the top trending question is maybe the corrupt witch will actually be indicted and serve jail time.

Your favorite blogger will now answer other top questions about Hillary:

IS HILLARY A LESBIAN?

Is the Pope Catholic?  Is the sky blue? Bitc* please! Damn skippy she is! Not that there`s anything wrong with being a lesbian, but being too cowardly to come out of the closet, and trying to fool the public into thinking you`re straight by entering into a marriage of political convenience with Bill Clinton is just wrong, wrong, wrong!

WILL HILLARY CHOOSE ELIZABETH WARREN AS HER RUNNING MATE?

No! Warren is too headstrong for Hillary`s taste, she will choose a seasoned politician she can make her bitc*, most likely Sen. Tim Kaine.

IS BILL CLINTON THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF CHELSEA CLINTON?

Yes, who else would knock boots with Hillary?

IF HILLARY WINS WILL THERE BE A SEX SCANDAL IN THE WHITE  HOUSE?

Yes, both she and her hubby will have intimate relationships with female interns

WHAT WILL HILLARY DO IF SHE LOSES TO DONALD TRUMP?

Retire from politics, and break the glass ceiling by becoming the first female celebrity spokesperson for reverse mortgages.

WHAT DOES HILLARY WEAR UNDERNEATH HER PANTSUIT?

Even a freak like me ain`t touching that one!

Who needs Google Trends when you have Robert Paul Reyes to answer your questions?

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