Donald Trump, 80, has a penchant for dozing off in the most importune times, during high-profile public events, meetings, press conferences and ceremonies.

Trump appears to be deteriorating, with his senses failing—including his hearing—so an aide cannot simply whisper, “Wake up; you’re embarrassing yourself.”

During a recent press briefing where Trump and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. promulgating the fake news that childhood vaccinations cause autism, Trump slumped sideways, his eyes closed and his sphincter-shaped mouth hanging open.

Trump aide Jayme Leagh was standing behind him, her hand suspiciously positioned over her midsection, wearing a red scarf that partially concealed the movements of her hand.

The internet has dubbed the winsome aide “The Zapper” because each time Jayme seemed to press her stomach, Trump suddenly snapped awake. Was she concealing a button beneath her clothing to jolt “Drowsy Don” back to consciousness?

“The Zapper” jolts the slumbering fool awake whenever he nods off. When my computer freezes, I shut it down completely, restart it, and the problem disappears. Jayme should press the button long enough to switch Trump off for good. The MAGA faithful worship him as their messiah, so they should trust that he will rise again in three days.