Month: September 2023

Internet Demands Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Removal from Congress After She Prays for End to Abortion

“US Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, or as she is infamously known as MTG, recently asked her followers on X, formerly known as Twitter, to join her in praying for an end to abortion.

MTG represents Georgia’s 14th Congressional District, and after her tweet advocating the end of abortion, the Internet has called for her to be removed from Congress.”

MSN

A politician praying is an incongruous as a prostitute advocating for abstinence or an Islamist extremist appealing for ecumenical unity. When a politician prays it exposes their hypocrisy and cheapens their faith, they claim to believe in.

MTG is your quintessential evangelical hypocrite, her profane, venial and racist behavior is in stark contrast to the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.

Whenever MTG or any of her ilk pray, I think to myself: Oh, shut the fuck up, your toxic farts are more likely to reach heaven than your poisonous prayers.

In praying for an end to abortion, what MTG is really praying for is an end to women’s sovereignty over their own bodies.

When evangelicals were calling for an end to Roe, they argued that the issue should be left to the states, but after Roe was overturned by the Supreme Court they changed their tune, and they are now demanding for a federal ban on abortion.

In MTG’s state of Georgia, abortion is prohibited after the sixth week, but she won’t be happy until the whole country has to suffer under restrictive abortion laws.

The internet lambasted MTG’s abortion tweet, and I will join the choir and pray that she will be removed from Congress, or better yet, just drop dead.

Joe Biden Doesn’t Have the Cognitive Ability to Take Care of Commander, the White House Dog

“US President Joe Biden’s dog Commander bit a Secret Service agent on Monday, the 11th such incident in a year, according to NBC News. The two-year-old purebred German Shepherd bit a female officer of the Uniformed Division and she was treated by the White House medical office.”

NDTV

I own a pit bull, a breed that is often lumped together with German Shepherds and Doberman Pinchers as dangerous, but dogs aren’t inherently violent or dangerous and if a canine bites a person, blame the owner not the animal.

I walk Princess every day around my neighborhood, and children call her out by name, and pet her. I pamper my pooch to death and that enhances her natural friendly disposition and she spreads good cheer throughout my neighborhood.

If my pet bit eleven persons within a year, I would have 11 lawsuits, a neighborhood up in arms and animal control would have confiscated her and put her to death.

There is one standard of the law for the rich and powerful and another for the poor and powerless. Almost nobody, Republican or Democrat is calling out Joe Biden for maintaining an unsafe working environment.

Assuming the cognitively impaired commander-in-chief is aware that he has a pet dog in the White House, he is a cruel tyrant for keeping an animal who has a penchant for biting Secret Service Agents, the very individuals who risk their lives to protect him and his family.

It’s time for Commander to be handed over to an individual or family with the time and inclination to teach him discipline and shower him with love. Biden doesn’t have the cognitive ability to take care of a goldfish, let alone a dog.

Save Our Democracy: Don’t Vote for Senile Politicians Like Joe Biden, Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell

“The latest cover of The New Yorker magazine depicts some of America’s most powerful political leaders in a footrace, but not exactly in the top athletic form they’d probably be hoping for. President Joe Biden, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), and former President Donald Trump are all racing for the finish line — with the assistance of walkers.”

Mediaite

Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump represent a gerontocracy that is killing our democracy. These old crows still imagine they’re spring chickens and they don’t have the decency, common sense and humility to step aside for a younger generation.

President Joe Biden, 80, is prone to losing his balance, and he really needs a walker and a nurse to point him in the right direction. Biden is physical fragile, cognitively-challenged, and it’s an egregious case of elder abuse that his staff and family haven’t forced him to face reality and resign or at least promise not to run for reelection.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, 81, has a history of suffering freezing spells, and he could also use a walker to prevent him from falling again. McConnell has been in the Senate since 1985 and he has served as Senate Majority Leader since 2021, it’s time that he passed on the baton to a member of a younger generation. He should resign from the Senate or at least step down as Majority Leader.

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is 83, and she recently announced she’s running for reelection. Pelosi has a remarkable career that culminated in her being elected as House Speaker, she doesn’t have anything left to prove and she should humbly and gracefully declare that she’s changed her mind and isn’t running for reelection.

Former President Donald Trump, 77 shouldn’t run for president because of his advanced age, and there’s also the issue that a fascist racist who tried to steal an election doesn’t deserve to return to power.

We think of Baby Boomers as being older than dirt, but it’s important to realize that the aforementioned fossils belong to an even older generation.

Members of this geriatric generation are mostly white and mostly male and for them white privilege means that they can stay in power for as long as they want even though old age has rendered them mentally feeble and physically frail.

These physically decrepit and cognately impaired politicians aren’t going to gracefully retire, it’s incumbent upon voters of both parties to vote them out of office.

Sen. Tim Scott Says He’s Dating a ‘Lovely Christian Girl’, Yeah, Right

South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott is the quintessential Uncle Tom; he has the requisite ingratiating smile, the automatic deference to any white person in his vicinity and a subservient demeanor.

He is every prominent Republican’s best black friend; they can’t get enough of his coonery and buffoonery. Of course, he’s anathema to Democrats who don’t expect blacks who belong to their party to be emasculated.

I think it’s a safe bet to assume that Scott is not a fan of hip hop, I can see him tap dancing to old timey Negro spirituals. He probably has to constantly remind himself to refer to African Americans as people of color and not colored people.

Scott proved his Uncle Tom bona fides during the Trump administration by standing by him during photo ops, and looking at his master with pride and reverence.

Scott is the GOP’s perfect black candidate, so why is he stuck in single digits in the polls? I think it’s because Republicans assume that the 57-year-old bachelor is as gay as all get-out. They may vote for a black man who knows his place, but not for a candidate who is black and gay.

Scott said last weekend that he is “dating a lovely Christian girl,” as he addressed a large group of influential voters of faith in Iowa, where evangelicals dominate the GOP base.

Bitch, please! Why hasn’t this “lovely Christian girl” campaigned with him? Never mind “where’s Waldo?”, where the hell is this lovely Christian girl?

Scott needs to take pride in his black heritage, and stop shucking and jiving to please the white GOP electorate. He should sashay out of the closet and live his best gay life.

Thousands Who Identify as Dogs Meet in Germany! Bitch, Please!

“An estimated 1,000 people who prefer to be recognized as not humans, but canines, organized a gathering at the Berlin Potsamer Platz railroad station in Germany, communicating only by howling or barking at one another.”

The New York Post

Folks may have a bone to pick for pointing out that this story illustrates that the world has gone to the dogs, but in my defense this story is custom-made for bad puns.

People have a right to identify as dogs, cats, monkeys or goldfish, but don’t expect me to pander to their delusions by greeting them with a “who’s a good boy?”

A pack of weirdos who think they are canines gathering at a railroad station and communicating by howling or barking at one another is patently absurd, but it’s also deeply offensive. Call me a misanthrope but I believe that pooches are superior to human beings, doggies could teach us a thing or two about loyalty, bravery and possessing a good-natured spirit.

Evangelicals the likes of Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Franklin Graham and Lauen Boebert think they will go to heaven because they’ve accepted Jesus as their Savior. But if these sanctimonious assholes really end up in heaven, and if there are no puppies in paradise, I’d rather spend eternity in hell with Satan and the hounds of hell. Heaven without dogs is hell. Period. End of story.

These cretins are guilty of disturbing the peace, somebody should call animal control and have them muzzled, and for good measure spayed and neutered.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Etiquette & Respect in Congress! Bitch, Please!

“The Senate no longer enforcing a dress code for Senators to appease Fetterman is disgraceful.

Dress code is one of society’s standards that set etiquette and respect for our institutions.

Stop lowering the bar!”

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

Considering that Sen. John Fetterman looks like Uncle Fester after an electroshock treatment, it would behoove him to dress conservatively to offset his terrifying physical appearance.

But the senator wears his signature dark hoody and ratty gym shorts even in the hallowed halls of the Senate.

Majority Leader Chuck Schumer discretely ordered the chamber’s Seargeant at Arms to no longer enforce the Senate’s dress code, apparently to accommodate Fetterman.

I would understand if some of the senior statesmen in Congress objected to Schumer relaxing the dress code, but the last congressperson I would have expected to object is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. The firebrand representative from Georgia complaining about lack of etiquette and respect for institutions is like Rep. George Santos complaining about lack of honesty and integrity in Congress. Let’s not forget that this is the same congresswoman who displayed a huge poster of Hunter Biden’s penis in a house hearing. Respect for institutions? Where was her respect for Congress when she yelled at President Joe Biden during his State of the Union address? If she had respect for the sanctity of the Senate, she would not be lionizing the January 6 insurrectionists who ransacked Congress.

The insult-hurling, publicity whore and drama queen can shut the hell up. If Fetterman’s lack of cognitive ability led him to mistake a flower vase in the Senate for a urinal and he relieved himself, it wouldn’t compare to the damage that Greene has done to Congress with her unhinged and unethical behavior.

Mike Pence: ‘I’m Running to Win’

“Romney, who announced earlier in the day that he would not be seeking reelection in the Beehive State, told The Washington Post in an interview ahead of his announcement that ‘I don’t think [Pence] has … any delusions that he’s going to become the nominee.’

‘I think he’s running for other reasons. One, to repair his legacy. … What he’s saying is important to be said. … I’m glad he’s running and saying those things. I respect that,’ Romney added.”

The Hill

Donald Trump’s doll hands have an iron grip on the Republican presidential nomination, according to the latest Quinnipiac poll he has 62 percent support, followed by Ron DeSantis at 12 percent and everybody else, including Mike Pence, is in single digits.

Trump is the King and the Republican nomination process is a coronation, as evidenced by the fact that all of the contenders, with the exception of Asa Hutchinson, Chris Christie and Will Hurd are acting like his publicity agents instead of adversaries.

Most of the GOP presidential candidates realize they don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning, they’re just hoping that Trump will appoint them to an important role in his court, perhaps as Royal Jester or Chief Fluffer.

Pence is somewhere in the middle, he isn’t a Trump fluffer, but the only time he condemns Trump is when he criticizes him for ordering him to overturn the election results on January 6, 2021.

When Pence was asked about Romney’s comments he replied:

“I’m running for president of the United States because I think this country’s in a lot of trouble, and I’m running to win.”

I concur with Romney, Pence knows the he isn’t going to win, Trump’s MAGA base would rather hang him than vote for him.

If Pence is running to repair his legacy, then it’s incumbent upon him to go full Chris Christie and rip apart Trump’s corrupt behavior while in office and his despicable behavior in trying to overturn the election.

We All Want Jimmy Carter to Live Forever and Joe Biden to Hurry Up and Die

In February former president Jimmy Carter, who’s been diagnosed with metastatic melanoma that has spread to the brain, announced that he would forgo medical intervention and spend the remainder of his life in hospice care in his modest home in Plains, Georgia.

Carter was a mediocre president, but he’s enjoyed a highly successful post-presidency engaging in global humanitarian work since founding The Carter Center in 1982.  The iconic photographs of Carter building houses for Habitat for Humanity best represent his life’s work as a former president.

Carter’s announcement elicited gushing tributes from politicians and pundits that could have served as obituaries. It’s now September and Carter remains in good spirits as he welcomes family and well-wishers to his humble abode. We all thought we would lose our beloved Jimmy in February, but we are thrilled that he is still with us.

In April 2023 President Joe Biden, 80, announced that he is running for reelection in 2024, and his announcement was met with frustration by Democrats who don’t think he has the stamina, physical strength or mental dexterity to finish his term, let alone serve another one.

Biden’s reelection announcement prompted alarmed Democrats to realize that his cognitive decline is on a death spiral, and a shot of Geritol isn’t going to revive him long enough to deliver a coherent stump speech.

The evidence of Biden’s terminal decline is manifest, his disastrous Hanoi press conference proved all his doubters right.

We all hope that the Grim Reaper stays away from Carter for as long as possible, but we are praying that he will drag Biden to hell as quickly as possible.

Biden’s Embarrassing Hanoi Press Conference Makes Americans Wish He Would Just Die

For the last two years Americans have witnessed the shocking decline in President Joe Biden’s mental acuity and physical dexterity. Sadly, we are familiar with the octogenarian commander-in-chief tripping on stairs, losing his train of thought, shaking hands with invisible people, falling off a bike, struggling to find an exit of a stage and speeches alternating between creepy whispering and angry yelling.

Americans have seen enough, and the overwhelming majority don’t want Biden to embarrass himself and America by running for reelection. I’m a progressive, but in the general election I will vote for the Republican candidate, if it’s not Donald Trump.

In America we are aware that Biden has the mental acuity of a wilted head of lettuce, and after his press conference from hell in Hanoi now the international community also knows that he is a senile and cranky old man.

Biden wrapped up his first trip to Asia as president with a press conference in Vietnam that was marred by rambling answers, awkward jokes, a McConnell like freeze, and a plea for a nap to end the nightmare.

Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, attempted to end the debacle by loudly exclaiming:

“Thank you, everybody. This ends the press conference. Thanks, everyone.

But Biden continued mumbling incoherently, unaware that his microphone had been muted.

Biden is too senile and too full of pride and white privilege to exit the stage gracefully. Biden’s expiration date was a decade ago, how I wish the Grim Reaper would drag him to hell.

Trump’s Mugshot Will Motivate Voters to Vote for Biden

“Former President Donald Trump falsely claimed Wednesday that polls show his support among Black Americans has quadrupled or quintupled since his mug shot was released.”

CNN

This is just another lie from the pathological liar; the truth is that in polls taken after his mugshot was released his support in the black population has risen by only two or three percentage points.

Trump is under the delusion that since his booking photo was taken that blacks who are systematically and unfairly targeted by the criminal justice system will identify with him.

Yeah, right!

Trump monetized his mugshot to the tune of over 10 million dollars, but the average black ex-convict won’t be able to buy a cup of coffee at Starbucks with $2 and a copy of his mugshot.

Trump has posted his mugshot on Twitter, his own Truth Social media platform and just about every other popular social media platform because it will redound to his political benefit. But the last thing African Americans want to do is publicize their mugshot, it would only serve to kill any chances they have of finding a decent job.

I don’t understand why blacks or any other minorities would support a blatant racist who has discriminated against us when he was a real estate developer and when he was president.

As a Latino when I see Trump’s mugshot I don’t think “he’s just like one of us, another victim of the criminal justice system.” What I say to myself is: the criminal justice system is a joke! Only after decades of committing tax and real estate fraud, sexually assaulting women, and inciting an insurrection and trying to steal an election was he finally subjected to a mugshot.

Dream on Trump, your mugshot will only remind us of your criminality and motivate us to vote for Biden.

Biden Wears a Mask Again for the First Time in Months

On May 11, 2023 President Joe Biden officially rescinded the executive order that declared COVID-19 a public health emergency. COVID is no longer a pandemic, it’s endemic like the common cold and influenza.

Mandatory masking, lockdowns, emergency field hospitals, respirators and the daily updates of deaths is in our rear-view mirror.

Like the flu and the common cold there will be seasonal surges of COVID, but that is no cause for panic. The prevailing variant is no more lethal than the flu, and there shouldn’t be any talk of mandatory masking, school closures or lockdowns.

Biden turned up in a mask for the first time in months inside the White House, a day after his wife tested positive for COVID-19. But he quickly ditched it during a ceremony honoring an 81-year-old Vietnam veteran, and the two unmasked octogenarians shared a hearty handshake.

The fact that Biden was maskless when he reached around the vet’s body to place the medal around his neck, is proof that he donned the mask just for show.

There was no need for Biden to wear a mask while walking around the White House. Although I would recommend that the serial sniffer wear a mask at all times, maybe that will discourage him from sniffing the hair of any woman cursed to be in his close proximity.

Biden should wear a white mask, he looks like a walking skeleton, and the black mask enhances his ghoulish appearance.

We don’t need any reminders of the hellish pandemic, Biden should shove his mask up his ass, at least that will help the incontinent octogenarian from staining his pants.

Trump Hasn’t Lost Any Evangelical Support

In 2016 Donald Trump garnered over 80 percent of the evangelical vote. Even though Trump’s tenure was riddled with chaos, corruption, confusion and criminality, he didn’t lose any evangelical support in 2020.

When I use the word evangelical, I am referring to white evangelicals. Most African Americans belong to Baptist, methodist and Pentecostal denominations and they hold conservative views when it comes to social issues like homosexuality and women’s rights. Like white evangelicals they believe the Bible is the inspired Word of God, and they believe in the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ, but they tend to vote Democratic, and they steer clear of Qanon conspiracy theories.

Even though Trump has been impeached twice and indicted four times, if he wins the Republican primary he will still receive over 80 percent of the evangelical vote in the general election. After he was arrested in Georgia for trying to overturn the results of a free and fair election, he became inmate number p01135809. But even if by some coincidence he became inmate number 666666, he would still be worshipped as the Messiah by evangelicals.

Evangelicals aren’t content with the promise of becoming members of the Kingdom of Heaven after they die, they want an earthly kingdom in the form of a White Nationalist regime right now, and they are convinced that the ruthless and vengeful Trump is the one who will establish this Christian theocracy.

The evangelicals’ Orange Messiah is credited with overturning Roe v. Wade in 2022 due to his appointing of three conservative Supreme Court justices who decided the landmark Dobbs case, which sent the issue of abortion back to the states. Evangelicals see this as proof that Trump gets things done by any means necessary, and they put their faith in him to deliver on their greatest dream: Establishing a White Christian Nationalist regime.

Poll: Trump Supporters Trust Him More Than Religious Leaders, Conservative Pundits and Friends and Families

According to the CBS/YouGov poll results evangelical primary voters who plan to vote for former President Donald Trump in 2024 find him to the most trustworthy, ahead of conservative pundits, religious leaders and even their own families and friends. Seven in ten respondents said they feel that what Trump tells them is true, but only four in ten religious leaders merit the same trust.

The results of this poll should surprise nobody, if Trump told his supporters to jump, they would instantly jump regardless if they were at the edge of a cliff, at the crater of a volcano, or at the shore of the lake of fire.

Of course, Trump cultists trust their orange messiah more than conservative media figures, religious leaders and even their own families and friends, they accept every obscenity, lie and absurdity that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel truth.

It doesn’t matter that Trump is a pathological liar who told over 30,000 documented lies during his chaotic and turbulent administration. White evangelicals believe that everything that Trump says is true, even if it contradicts the laws of physics and common sense, simply by virtue of the fact that it was uttered by their Savior. Their mantra is: if Trump says it, I believe it, and you can shove your facts up your ass.

Roman Catholics believe that whenever the Pope speaks on matters of faith and morals, he is infallible, but when he speaks on politics, current affairs or any other temporal subject he is susceptible to making mistakes.

White Evangelicals believe that whenever Trump speaks on any subject, whether it’s about religion, politics, sports or entertainment, he is infallible.

It’s foolish to argue with Trump sycophants, they shit on your truth, facts and empirical evidence and lavish praise on every piece of crap that their Dear Leader drops.

It makes no sense to appeal to their friends and family members to intervene and try to make Trump cultists see the truth that Trump is a steaming pile of dung.

It’s a mission impossible to hope that religious leaders will succeed in convincing Trump supporters that he is a false prophet. Trump voters are beyond salvation, they will follow their messiah in his crusade against the rule of law, and democracy itself.