Month: March 2023

Stormy Daniels Trolls Donald Trump’s Manhood

Stormy Daniels

“Stormy Daniels threw some major shade at Donald Trump.

The adult film star — who allegedly had an affair with the former President in 2006 — took to Twitter on Sunday, March 26, to throw out the supposed size of Trump’s manhood.

While trolling the online haters, Daniels quoted someone who wrote, ‘President Trump wouldn’t touch you with a 10ft pole,’ to which she bluntly replied of his lower regions, ‘True. He used a 3 inch one.’”

OK Magazine

There is no love lost between adult film star Stormy Daniels and the twice-impeached former President Donald Trump. They have sued each other in court and they also frequently spar on social media. Trump with his sphincter shaped mouth, racoon eyes, double chin, orange countenance and bulbous nose had the audacity to refer to the beautiful Daniels as “horseface” on his Truth Social media platform so it’s only fair that she retaliated on Twitter by mocking his micro penis.

Trump is a pathological liar and it’s objectively not true that the bombshell adult actress has an equine appearance, but by all accounts, it’s true that Trump’s presidential pecker is puny and putrid. Trump’s doll sized hands are testament to the inadequate size of his penis.  

I just had an image that will haunt me the rest of my life: The Man Baby Trump resembling a real baby as he grips Stormy’s boobs with his tiny hands while he sucks on them.

I hope my readers will forgive me for planting that disturbing image in their minds.

News Anchor ‘Taken Off the Air’ for Quoting Snoop Dogg During Live Broadcast

Snoop

Barbie Bassett, a white Mississippi news anchor, was removed from the air after reciting Snoop Dogg lyrics during a live broadcast.

She recited a popular phrase of the rap god while talking about his line of wine during the broadcast, and has not been seen on the show since the incident on March 8.

Bassett said: “fo shizzle, my nizzle”, while plugging the Cali Wine Collection and launch of his Snoop Cali Blanc variety.

Snoop Dogg is arguably the most beloved pop icon in the world, he transcends race, age, politics, and religion. The icon’s fans, from one to 91, will take advantage of any opportunity to recite his phrases and lyrics. We all wish we were rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin’ on gin and juice and hanging out with the Doggfather.

The middle-aged Bassett probably didn’t have a clue that “nizzle” is a derivative of the N-word, and may be considered offensive if it emanates from the mouth of a white person.

But nigga, please! Bassett was just paying homage to Snoop by uttering the catchy phrase. She should not have been fired; the management of the TV station needs to chill the F out, smoke some indo and listen to some classic Snoop records.

Outrage: Meteriologist Prays to Jesus as He Watches Tornado Hit Small Town

Tornado

“A Mississippi meteorologist broke down on air while reporting the news of an emerging tornado that swept through the region killing at least 26 people.

Matt Laubhan, the chief meteorologist for local network WTVA, appeared to struggle to contain his emotions as he told the viewers that the town of Amory was going to take the direct hit.

‘Oh, man. Dear Jesus, please help them. Amen,’ he prayed, as updates of the tornado’s movements came in.”

Independent.com

It is unconscionable for a meteorologist to break out in prayer during a weather report. Laubhan’s plea to Jesus wasn’t going to alleviate the fears of all the non-Christian and atheist viewers. I can imagine how outraged evangelicals would be if a Muslim meteorologist pleaded with Allah to have mercy on the infidels, or if a Native American weatherman broke out in a dance in an appeal to this deity to alter the course of the tornado away from his town.

Should we cut Laubhan some slack because the tornado was going to take a direct hit on his own community? Hell no! It’s incumbent upon a meteorologist to maintain a professional demeanor, especially during a disaster.

If firefighters break down in tears or in prayer if they respond to a fire in my house, I would demand that they be fired.

Laubhan should summarily be fired, his prayer was an insult to his profession, and to his viewers, Christians, and non-Christians alike.

Trump Shares Fake AI-Created Image of Himself on Truth Social

Trump

With the likelihood that twice-impeached former president Donald Trump may be indicted any day now, fake AI images of Trump being arrested have inundated social media platforms.

The highly detailed, sensational images depict Trump getting gang-tackled by riot-gear-clad New York City police officers or getting handcuffed and dragged across Fifth Avenue.

Naturally, these images elicited millions of clicks, who doesn’t want to see Trump finally being held to account for his myriad crimes?

Even Trump has jumped on the AI bandwagon, he shared a fake AI-created image of himself on Truth Social.

You do not have to be a professional photographer or an expert on AI images to discern that the photo Trump shared on his social media platform is as fake as his orange tan.

The fake image depicts Trump on one knee praying. Bitch, please! A 76-year-old-man who weighs as much as a baby hippo is incapable of taking a knee without tipping over and cracking his skull.

I simply can’t imagine Trump praying, unless he’s praying to himself front of a full-length mirror, or he’s the center of attention, with everyone laying hands of him, as he pretends to pray. None of the four figures in the background of the fake image are looking in his direction.

Finally, the most important reason why I know the image is fake is because Trump’s hands appear to be normal, and not the grotesquely small doll hands they are in real life.

Trump’s Next MAGA Rally: Waco, Texas

Trump

Twice-impeached, and hopefully soon indicted, former President Donald Trump chose a disturbing location for his first MAGA rally since announcing he is running for president in 2024: Waco, Texas.

The rally, planned for Saturday, will occur during the 30th anniversary of the siege of the Branch Davidian compound in Waco. The tragic incident is seared in the consciousness of Americans, it seems only yesterday federal agents raided the compound seeking to arrest cult leader David Koresh. The botched raid resulted in an inferno that left 76 people, including 25 children dead.

Waco resonates with the far-right base that worships Trump with as much fervor as the Branch Davidians worshipped David Koresh. Nazis, Christian nationalists, and right-wing crazies of all stripes regard the Waco anniversary with the same reverence that they regard Christmas or Easter.

Koresh was a narcissist who reveled in his power over his followers, and I don’t think he shed a tear that his monumental ego resulted in a conflagration that killed dozens of children.

Trump’s ego matches that of Koresh, and Trump does not care that his refusal to accept the result of the 2020 election almost resulted in the end of our democracy.

Trump is cognizant that Waco represents the hatred that his base harbors towards the federal government, and he could care less if he incites another Waco-style inferno.

Donald Trump: I Am Your Retribution

Trump

Donald Trump is a sociopath who achieved success as a businessman, tabloid star and a reality TV celebrity by breaking all the rules of man and God. Religion was an impediment to achieving his selfish goals, therefore he did not even pretend to be a Christian.

But when almost by accident he became the messiah of white evangelicals, he adopted an Old Testament prophetical tone to his political speeches.

Trump has always spoken in superlatives, and it was an easy transition for him to speak in the most apocalyptic terms possible. He casts himself as the Messiah who will defeat the enemies of God: liberals, feminists, and the LGBTQ community.

At the Conservative Political Action Conference proclaimed to the crowd of true believers:

“In 2016, I declared, ‘I am your voice, Today, I add: I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed: I am your retribution.”

Trump’s fiery rhetoric resonated with the MAGA crowd. White evangelicals aren’t interested in peace, unity, and love, they feed off their Orange Messiah’s hatred and desire for vengeance and retribution.

 God help us if Trump becomes the president in 2024, he will usher in an orgy of hatred and retribution.

Americans Have Unfavorable View of Evangelicals

Evangelicals

“In a Pew Research Center report released Wednesday, 27 percent of Americans expressed an unfavorable view of evangelicals, compared to 10 percent who have a negative view of mainline Protestants or 18 percent who have a negative view of Catholics.

About as many have a favorable approach to evangelicals—28 percent—but that’s mostly due to positive sentiment from American evangelicals themselves, about a quarter of the population.”

Christianity Today

Americans have always had an unfavorable view of evangelicals, their attempt to impose their literal interpretation of the Bible on every one clashes with the “live and let live” ethos that made America the greatest secular democracy in the world.

But now that evangelicalism is synonymous with Trumpism, the evangelical movement is as toxic as the worst ideologies you can imagine like Nazism and white Nationalism.

Evangelicals are too evangelical; they are on a mission from God to share their religious experience regardless of propriety. There is a time and a place for everything and proselytizing at the checkout register at the supermarket, while flying on a plane or talking about Jesus at work is improper, rude and counterproductive.

Mainline Protestants and Catholics don’t wear their religion on their sleeve, therefore they aren’t perceived as obnoxious by society at large.

Religion is like masturbation, almost everybody belongs to a religion and almost everybody masturbates, but no one wants to hear why your God is the real deal and no one wants to hear how you masturbate.

It’s no surprise that evangelicals love each other, while at the same time they hate anyone who doesn’t share their religious beliefs. Evangelicals are so besotted with love for each other than they are oblivious to how much the world hates them.

Anti-Abortion Evangelicals are the Epitome of Dishonesty and Hypocrisy

abortion

Anti-abortion evangelicals are the epitome of deceitfulness, everything about their justification for their point of view is misleading.

They claim that the Bible teaches that abortion is a sin, and argue that only godless liberals believe in abortion when the Almighty condemns it.

The Bible is silent on the subject in both the Old and New Testaments, I urge evangelicals who claim that Scriptures condemns the practice to cite chapter and verse.

Christians, especially evangelicals and fundamentalists, care deeply what God has to say about the controversial subject, but atheists, agnostics, humanists and nominal Christians could care less what a centuries-old religious text has to say about a medical procedure.

An abortion is a procedure to end a pregnancy. It uses medicine or surgery to remove the embryo or fetus and placenta from the uterus. The procedure is done by a licensed healthcare professional, and theologists and politicians shouldn’t be part of the discussion.

Anti-abortionists call themselves pro-life activists, and thus they argue pro-choice advocates are anti-life. A bill in the South Carolina House called the Pre-Natal Equal Protection Act exposes the lie that anti-abortionists are pro-life.

This odious bill would “afford equal protection of the laws to all preborn children from the moment of fertilization,” and reclassify any act that ends a pregnancy as “willful prenatal homicide.” Under the bill, an abortion could be punished like any murder, leading to sentences of 30 years in prison up to the death penalty.

The bill would redefine “person” under state law to include a fertilized egg, giving it at the point of conception equal protection under the state’s homicide laws, including the death penalty.

“Pro-life” activists are blind to the irony that they want to murder any woman who dares to exercise sovereignty over her own body. They care more about a fertilized egg, then they do about an intelligent woman who makes decisions for herself.

This draconian bill in South Carolina continues a crusade by evangelicals in Republican-led states to limit access to abortions and punish it under law after the fall of Roe v. Wade.

Elections have consequences, people who believe in the dignity and equality of women must participate in every election to elect pro-choice candidates.

Joe Biden Stumbling on Steps of Air Force One a Symbol of America’s Declining Power

Joe Biden

Air Force One is the most recognizable symbol of the presidency; it exudes the power and dominance of the American president.

Emblazoned with the words “United States of America,” the American flag and the Seal of the President of the United States, it is a billboard of our economic, political and military might wherever it flies.

When Air Force One lands in a foreign country, foreigners feel a sense of awe and privilege that the most powerful man in the world has deigned to visit their country.

For the image of American hegemony not to be shattered a president must simply ascend and descend Air Force One without stumbling.

On numerous occasions Joe Biden has stumbled climbing the ramp to Air Force One, exposing himself as a feeble octogenarian who is in desperate need of a Secret Service agent to escort him when climbing stairs.

Imagine if Biden stumbles climbing down instead of climbing up Air Force One, he’ll break every bone in his body.

Air Force One is a symbol of the power of the presidency, but when Biden stumbles climbing up the ramp he is a symbol of the declining power of the world’s greatest democracy.

Biden should stop embarrassing America, resign, and walk into the sunset using a walker.

Biden Dismisses Trump by Making Sign of the Cross

Joe Biden

During a speech in Philadelphia where President Biden introduced his budget proposal, he made a quick reference to Donald Trump and then just as quickly dismissed him.

The crowd jeered at the mention of the twice-impeached president; you’d think he had invoked the name of the Antichrist or the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback.

“I had a big fight with the former president, and maybe future president,” Biden said at the event in Philadelphia, referring to the 2020 election battle.

“Bless me father,” Biden said, then made the sign of the cross.

As a progressive who treasures the separation of church and state, I instinctively feel like giving Biden the finger whenever he makes the sign of the cross.

But I will forgive Biden’s venial sin of making a religious symbol, because I appreciate the way he summarily dispatched the execrable Republican frontrunner.

It’s axiomatic that Trump is an evil sociopath. if you’re a Catholic you don’t have to deliver a sermon detailing the myriad ways he is evil incarnate, you can simply dismiss him by making the sign of the cross.

The sign of the cross is universally understood by Catholics and fans of horror flicks as a sure-fire way of dispatching the devil to hell where he belongs.

Biden should follow this template if he runs for reelection: make fleeting references to Trump and then devote his stump speeches to policy issues.

Jill Biden Has the Nerve to Compare Senile Joe Biden to a 30-Year-Old

Senile Biden

Jill Biden is Joe Biden’s prime caregiver and chief spokesperson; she is constantly defending her husband against anyone with the temerity to suggest that a physically frail octogenarian with obvious cognition issues shouldn’t seek reelection.

It would be more accurate to say that the first lady is defending her own authority, because she’s the power behind the throne. Joe Biden doesn’t know Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky from Zippy the Pinhead or Corn Pop; Jill is the real power who dictates everything from our foreign affairs to our domestic policies.

In a recent interview on CNN Jill vociferously defended the physical and mental abilities of her senile husband.

“Look at what he’s done, you know, look at what he’s doing, look at how physically – he’s got the good bill of health from the doctor to his physicals. But how many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?”

How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland on Air Force One, with luxurious amenities, including a bedroom, bathroom and conference rooms, then travel nine hours on a train where his every need will be taken care of and then meeting with President Zelensky?

I would venture to say that every last damn 30-year-old could make that trip under those luxurious accommodations.

With all due respect, F U Jill Biden! We’re not idiots! You’re mentally addled husband has no resemblance whatsoever to a healthy senior citizen, let alone a 30-year-old.

Joe Biden is Too Damn Old to Run for Reelection

Joe Biden

Almost everybody supports the minimum age requirement of 35 years old to run for president, but should there be a maximum age limit to run for the highest office?

According to a recent YouGov poll 58% of Americans say there should be a maximum age limit.

I concur, there should definitely be a maximum age limit to serve as President of the United States and Leader of the Free World. It’s understandable that the FAA requires air traffic controller to retire at age 56, because being responsible for the safety of aircraft and their passengers is stressful and exhausting and it takes a physical and mental toll on controllers. They have one of the most stressful jobs in the world, but being president of the United States and Leader of the Free World is hands down the most stressful occupation. I believe that 60 should be the maximum age limit to run for president.

“Americans over 60 hold many of the highest offices in the U.S. government. An analysis of the current 117th Congress revealed that it’s the oldest, on average, of any Congress in at least the past 20 years. The average age of U.S. Senators is currently 64 and the average age of U.S. House members is 58. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is 81 and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is 71.”

YouGov.Com

“Down with the patriarchy” is a common refrain in the progressive community, but how about “Down with the Gerontocracy”? Our democracy is dying because there are too many mostly white senile politicians in leadership positions. Dianne Feinstein, Donald Trump, Chuck Grassley and Joe Biden are manifestly senile, and unfit to serve.

Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley recently proposed that politicians over age 75 should be required to take a mental competency test. That’s a sensible proposal, who doubts that Biden and Trump would fail such a test?

First Lady Jill Biden got her panties in a bunch when a CNN reporter asked her if she agreed with Haley’s suggestion. “Ridiculous” she snapped, “We would never even discuss something like that.”

She’s right there wouldn’t be a discussion, Biden is so mentally impaired that he would simply do whatever his wife tells him to do. Biden is so senile that he does whatever his aides and handlers tell him to do.

This charade must stop. Joe Biden is too old to run for reelection, period! Prominent Democrats like California Governor Gavin Newsom must challenge him now, and declare that they’re running for president.

Trump, Jan 6. Jailbirds Collaborate on Cringey Song, ‘Justice for All’

Trump

“A new song released Friday features Donald Trump and a group of jailed Jan. 6 rioters ― and it’s struck a sour note with critics.

‘Justice For All’ is reportedly raising funds to support the families of Trump supporters locked up on charges related to the violence on Jan. 6, 2021.”

Huffington Post

Elvis Presley can rest in peace, Donald Trump and his band of imprisoned January 6 insurrectionists’ rendition of “Justice for All” falls woefully short of competing with the king’s classic “Jailhouse Rock.”

The track consists of the jailed rioters singing the National Anthem, interspersed with short breaks where Trump recites the Pledge of Allegiance.

The inmates recorded their singing on a jailhouse phone, so don’t expect this recording to receive a Grammy award for its production values.

The song is available on all streaming services, and on Apple Music, it’s listed in the devotional and spiritual section. Only Trump sycophants and insurrectionists would find a song featured the twice-impeached president and jailed rioters inspiring and spiritual.

A music video featuring footage of Trump “performing patriotic act” during his presidency and shots of the riots will be released shortly.

This ode to insurrection may thrill the Orange Baboon’s supporters, but it strikes a sour note with everyone else.

Biden Should Refrain from Making the Sign of the Cross

Joe Biden

President Joe Biden drew laughs when he invoked the name of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and then made the sign of the cross as heavenly protection from uttering the accursed name.

Biden, a devout Catholic, occasionally makes the sign of the cross in joking manner. The religious gesture has several meanings, including as a blessing and as a protection from evil entities.

When Biden, the president of a secular democracy, makes the overtly religious gesture, he does so assuming that the electorate is cognizant of its meaning, and is not offended by it.

Making the sign of the cross is a tangible way of marking yourself as a Christian, especially a Roman Catholic. Protestants, including evangelicals, rarely if ever make the sign of the cross.

Millions of Americans, including devout Catholics who value the separation of church and state, are offended whenever Biden makes the sign of the cross, even when it’s in a joking manner.

Biden not only represents Catholics, he also represents Protestants of all stripes, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, and atheists, and he should refrain from making any religious gestures.

If I ever witness Biden making the sign of the cross, I will respond with a gesture of my own, the finger.