Dalai Lama Fails to Remove Negative Energy From Nancy Pelosi! Where’s Mr. T?

After meeting with the Dalai Lama Democratic Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told a crowd that the Tibetan spiritual leader had prayed for her that she would rid herself of her negative attitude about dwelling on the negative too much.

With all due respect to the Buddhist guru, his namby-pamby New Age approach is ineffectual in removing negative energy from the likes of Pelosi.

When the apostles asked Jesus why they weren`t able to cast a demon out of a child he responded:

“Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.”

Pelosi`s heart is as shriveled as her leather-like wrinkled skin, and to remove negative energy from her requires an old school Opus Dei exorcist who will dunk her in holy water and hit her upside the head with a giant crucifix.

Or a fundamentalist Baptist preacher who will pray in tongues and lash her with a whip until she denounces the works of Satan and the orthodoxy of the Democratic Party.

Or, my preference, just lock her in a room with Mr. T for a few minutes, he will punch the hell out of that old witch until she promises never again to utter any jibba jabba tomfoolery.

I`m not a Democrat or a Republican, but I am sick and tired of Pelosi`s constant whining. I`m fasting and praying that Mr. T will take care of business for the good of our democracy.

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Nancy Pelosi: I Would Have Retired Had Hillary Clinton Won

“House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is publicly declaring what she`s been saying privately since after the election: Had Hillary Clinton won the presidency, the longtime Democratic leader was planning to ditch Congress.

`If Hillary had won, I was ready to go home,` Pelosi told reporters Friday, saying she now is motivated to stay to protect Obamacare. `If she were there, then I would not worry about that.`”

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Nancy Pelosi is the poster girl for the desperate need for congressional term limits — Botox, hair dye and plastic surgery can`t disguise the fact that she is past her expiration date.

Pelosi,77, would have been forced to retire if she were the CEO of a corporation. Democracy has gone awry when a septuagenarian who has been in Congress since 1987 is the Minority Leader of the House of Representatives instead of a greeter at Walmart.

Now we learn that Pelosi would have retired if Hillary Clinton had won, that`s like the winner of a Spend a Night with Oprah Winfrey Contest, discovering that the consolation prize was spending a night with Rosie O`Donnell.

Politics is a dirty business, and voters always get the shaft, regardless who wins.

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Robert Paul Reyes: My Death Wish List for 2017

The Grim Reaper was busy in 2016 culling the best and brightest from the realms of entertainment, sports and politics. The death of icons like Muhammad Ali, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher and John Glenn left a deep void in our culture.

The Grim Reaper never takes a holiday, and he will be busy again in 2017 snuffing out the brightest lights, but I hope he will take out these dim bulbs next year:

The Kardashian Sluts

The Kardashian women are indistinguishable from one another. They all have surgically-enhanced body parts, a penchant for dating black rappers and athletes, and a love for the limelight. They have no talent, and are famous for being famous. Let`s hope and pray they achieve immortality be dying together in a plane crash.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary is a decrepit old hag and she should have died years ago, but her pride and stubbornness will fortify her will into her 90`s. I`m keeping my fingers crossed that a killer clown will dispatch her to hell before she mounts yet another presidential campaign.

Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is older than Methuselah and as wicked as the devil, if she doesn`t die of Botox poisoning in 2017 there is no God.

Oprah Winfrey

If pride comes before a fall, then it`s high time that Oprah falls straight into the fiery pit of hell.

Katie Couric

The only thing that Couric ever had going for her was her perkiness, but age extinguished her perkiness decades ago, she`s past her expiration date.

Mariah Carey

Carey was one of the brightest stars of the 90`s, but nobody has nostalgia for that forgettable decade, and nobody would miss her if the Grim Reaper dragged her to hell.

Lady Gaga

Her final performance act in 2017 should be ritual suicide on stage.

Nicki Minaj

Barbie? Really? Barbie doesn`t have a grotesquely fat butt! Enough said!

Meryl Streep

Enough is enough! I hope the Grim Reaper takes her out before she`s nominated for yet another award.

Feminist

That means any feminist who complains that I included only women on my list.

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House Democrats Must Kick Nancy Pelosi to the Curb

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The American public banished soon-to-be septuagenarian political hack Hillary Clinton to Chappaqua, where she is idling away her last hours on Earth walking her dog,visiting bookstores, and contemplating what the size and shape of her stools signifies about her failing health.

Now it`s incumbent on House Democrats to strip Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) of her top leadership post, where she`s been perched for the past 14 years.
The fact that Democrats will decide on their new leader in a secret ballot, gives me hope that his fossil will meet the same fate as Hillary. Most Democratic congressmen and congresswomen are too timed to publicly repudiate Pelosi, but in a secret ballot I trust that they will do what`s in the best interests of the party and kick her to the curb.

Pelosi expects to win re-election this week to lead House Democrats for the 15th year, after all she`s a gifted fundraiser, and most politicians prize the ability to raise money above everything else.

Pelosi`s challenger, Rep. Tim Ryan of Ohio, may seem to be on a Quixotic mission, but his youth and populist economic message may knock the old hag from her perch.

If Democrats don`t strip Pelosi of her leadership position, there will be no credible challenge to the Trump administration, and that wouldn`t be a good thing for the Democratic Party or America.

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