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Trump Won’t Be Reelected, We’re Weary of the Constant Chaos

Donald Trump thrives on manufactured chaos, he’s a Buddha who serenely contemplates his soiled diapers while the chaos, confusion and commotion that was set in motion by his latest toxic tweet or intemperate remark swirls all around him.

Trump isn’t an anarchist or nihilist, he doesn’t create pandemonium for the hell of it, the tumult serves his purpose. The disarray and discord keeps his enemies off-balance, and it excites his base who worship him with the same devotion that Hindus worship Kali.


Over the four years (I know it feels like four decades) during which the stable genius has dominated the media, he has with clockwork regularity sparked scandals and controversy involving mainly racial issues.

Trump supporters may have an insatiable need for chaos, but at the most they compromise 40 percent of the electorate, and this time weary Independents will vote for the Democrat, any Democrat.

I believe Trump won’t be reelected because the electorate is exhausted by his buffoonery, racism, vulgarity and incompetence. We’re desperate for normalcy, and sick to death of the bedlam and buffoonery.

The Age of Trump

There has never been a time in the history of our Country that the Media was so Fraudulent, Fake, or Corrupt! When the “Age of Trump” is looked back on many years from now, I only hope that a big part of my legacy will be the exposing of massive dishonesty in the Fake News!

Donald Trump

This tweet could only have been written be a semi-literate narcissist who views life through the prism of reality TV.

Even Franklin D. Roosevelt, who served four terms, wouldn’t have the audacity to refer to his tenure in office as the “Age of Roosevelt.”

The Trump administration has been marked by dozens of scandals, hundreds of toxic tweets, and thousands of lies, and it may feel interminable, but four years doesn’t qualify as an “age”.

I’m surprised that a megalomaniac who lives in the moment is aware that he’s living behind a legacy. Trump’s legacy won’t be the exposing of supposed dishonesty in the media, but the dishonesty that’s endemic in his administration. And not to mention his racism, incompetence, misogyny and buffoonery.

Trump is a master of projection, he rails against the media because it exposes his corruption, mendacity and fraudulent behavior.

Many years from now we will wonder how we survived the four-year tenure of an incompetent, vulgar, racist, misogynist, and homophobic buffoon.

Trump Statue Erected in Melania’s Home Country Slovenia

A wooden statue of the US president has been built in his wife’s home country of Slovenia, dividing opinion there.

The nearly 8m (26ft) tall statue was constructed on private land and depicts Donald Trump with a square head and jaw, raising his fist in the air.

BBC

Another artist carved out a sculpture of Melania out of a tree trunk, it was erected just outside of her hometown of Sevnica. The Melania statue is wearing a blue coat with a club-like hand gesturing to the sky. Critics of the controversial work of art say it makes her look more like a Smurf than a First Lady.

I think it’s prudent to deduce that not everybody in Slovenia is thrilled that Melania, who made an honest living as a model with a penchant for appearing in nude lesbian photo shoots, shamed her homeland by marrying a crooked real estate developer who is now the most corrupt and racist president in the history of the United States.

The stable genius is a blockhead; therefore, I take no exception with the creator, Tomaz Schlegl, depicting Trump with a square head, but the statue’s square jaw bears no resemblance to the real thing’s double chin.

When triggered, a mechanism opens a red-painted mouth and shark-like teeth appear. Again, I’m dissatisfied with the artist’s rendering of the short-fingered vulgarian, the statue’s normal-looking mouth bears no resemblance to his sphincter-like piehole. And as far as I know there aren’t any dentures that look like shark’s teeth.

The statue has a temporary permit and must be removed by Halloween, Oct. 31. Hopefully it will be moved to Washington, D.C, where it will scare the citizens, but not as much as the monstrosity sitting in the Oval Office.

Stable Genius Donald Trump Wants to Nuke a Hurricane

Stable Genius

According to unnamed sources Donald Trump asked top Homeland Security officials whether the United States could bomb a hurricane to stop it from hitting the country.


This isn’t the premise of a Saturday Night Live skit, an Onion headline, or a joke by a late-night comic, this is what passes for real life in the reality TV series known as the Trump administration.

I can imagine the stable genius proposing this brainiac idea in the Situation Room:

Donald Trump:

Hurricanes start forming off the coast of the shithole country of Africa, as they’re moving across the Atlantic Ocean, or is it the Pacific Ocean or maybe Lake Erie, let’s drop a nuclear bomb inside the eye of the hurricane. That will blind the hurricane and it won’t know which direction to move and maybe it will make a U Turn and kill a bunch of darkies instead of God-fearing Americans. We have thousands of nuclear bombs, and we’re just wasting them by not using them! Nuking a hurricane will make your favorite President’s ratings to go through the roof! In fact, let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and let’s put out the Amazon rainforest fires with a couple of nuclear bombs. Talk about changing the narrative, the Fake News will forget all about Climate Change. Obama never nuked no hurricane! Everyone will agree that President Trump is greater than Obama after I start nuking hurricanes, forestfires and whatnot. Speaking of Obama let’s nuke Kenya for good measure. Well what do you guys think? Am I the big hands President or What? Mike! That’s your cue to praise my brilliant plan. WWJD?


Mike Pence:


Sir, Jesus would ride on top of a nuclear-tipped Cruise Missile and blow that hurricane to smithereens! I praise the Lord for blessing us with such a wise and intelligent leader.

Acting Director of Homeland Security:


Brilliant plan Sir! I humbly suggest that we until a Category 9 hurricane develops, that way you will get even more credit for adverting disaster.

Acting Assistant Director of Homeland Security (whispering to the Acting Director of Homeland Security):

Great save boss! That fucking moron doesn’t know the Hurricane Wind Scale is a 1 to 5 rating based on a hurricane’s sustained wind speed.

I Hereby Order Donald Trump to Shut His Pie Hole

“Our Country has lost, stupidly, Trillions of Dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our Intellectual Property at a rate of Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing our companies HOME and making your products in the USA.

Donald Trump 

Twitter is a toxic wasteland where trolls, con artists and trifling little men with a Napoleon complex issue ridiculous and unenforceable edicts, therefore it isn’t surprising that a vain narcissist like Donald Trump would thrive in such an environment.

As President of the United States and the putative Leader of the Free World Trump has a lot of power, but he isn’t a dictator and he doesn’t have the authority to hereby order American companies to leave China.

The stable genius employed the archaic adverb “hereby” in a patently foolish attempt to lend a sense of credence and gravitas to his pronouncement on social media, but he succeeded only in looking like an emperor with no clothes bragging about his royal outfit.

America is a democracy and not a dictatorship with a state-run industry, and Trump can’t order a privately held business to do anything. Trump may have imagined himself to be the king of the private sector when he was a real estate developer, but now that he’s president he presides over the public sector and is powerless over the private sector.

Trump is such a buffoon, I hereby order him to kiss my arse!

Donald Trump Declares Himself ‘the Chosen One’

The Chosen One

Donald Trump declared himself “the Chosen One” as he defended his administration’s actions in the interminable U.S.-China trade war debacle. The self-anointed stable genius is choking on his declaration that trade wars are good and easy to win.

“President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America,…and the Jewish people in Israel love him like he’s the King of Israel,” tweeted the megalomaniac  quoting Wayne Allyn Root, a conservative radio host best known for promoting conspiracy theories.

You don’t have to be a stable genius or a rocket scientist to recognize that Trump’s trade war with China, negotiations with North Korea, and hostilities with Iran are going to end in apocalyptic doom.

The more things turn to shit, the more grandiose titles Trump bestows upon himself. When a North Korean intercontinental ballistic missile destroys New York City or an Iran EMP attack renders America impotent and defenseless, Trump will declare himself Almighty God.

Trump may be a Messiah and the King of Israel to evangelicals, and a stable genius to the trailer park crowd, but to the rest of America and the world he’s a brazen racist, fucking moron, pathological liar and a short-fingered vulgarian.

We can only pray and hope that Trump will be defeated in 2020 and replaced by a Democrat who will take the office of the presidency seriously, and happy to just be called a decent and moral president.

Donald Trump Will Never Replace Bobble-Head Doll Mike Pence With Nikki Haley

“President Donald Trump said Sunday he was very happy with Vice President Mike Penceand planned to keep him as his running mate in the 2020 election.”

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Trump judges the worthiness of a person solely on his loyalty to him, and Pence is the perfect second-in-command, he’s loyal, deferential and obsequious.

Whenever Trump makes an important announcement, Pence is placed behind him to serve as a bobble-head doll. The VP bobs his head up and down as he stares adoringly at his better half.

A bobble-head doll’s head is oversized compared to its body, but its huge head doesn’t indicate the presence of a big brain, indeed a bobble-head doll is synonymous with a blockhead idiot.

In political circles Pence may be referred to as a bobble-head doll, but everyday folks are more likely to use the street vernacular, chicken-head. According to the Urban Dictionary, a chicken-head is a woman who likes giving head, bopping up and down like a chicken.

Any way you slice it, Pence is Trump’s bitch, and just like a chicken-head will never get a sore neck from servicing her man, the VP will never tire of nodding his fool head of regardless what obscenity or absurdity emanates from the president’s sphincter-shaped mouth.

Pence doesn’t have to worry about Trump replacing him with Nikki Haley or anyone else, at least as long as he’s never cured from bobble-head doll syndrome.

Donald Trump and Melania Trump Posed with a Thumbs-Up Next to Baby Orphaned in El Paso Massacre

First Lady Melania Trump posted a photograph of the trip she made with President Donald Trump to visit shooting victims at University Medical Center in El Paso, Texas, depicting her holding an Hispanic baby who was orphaned as a result of the massacre.

This image didn’t have the intended effect of portraying the Trumps as a caring and empathetic couple who love all of God’s children be, they white, black, yellow or brown.

This was a somber occasion that shouldn’t have elicited any smiles or a thumbs-up sign, nevertheless Melania and her husband are staring at the camera and smiling, and Donald is brandishing his pathetic little thumbs-up sign.

There is no maternal look in Melania’s eyes, and she doesn’t even deign to look in the direction of the hapless infant. After all, he’s just a prop, a disgusting and dirty Latino baby, a criminal and rapist in the making.

The mother shielded her baby in her arms as she was shot, saving his life but sacrificing her own. The father was killed as he attempted to jump in front of his wife to protect her.

The parents died to protect their child from a racist mass killer, it’s a shame that the baby’s uncle stood next to the president in the infamous photo, utterly failing to protect his nephew from being exploited by a racist president.

Even the most loyal Trump supporter should think twice of voting for him in 2020, after looking at this despicable image.

Pic of troubling photograph: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/09/politics/trump-baby-photo-el-paso/index.html

Donald Trump’s Post-Presidency Will Be Even More Pathetic Than His Presidency

Some presidents, like Andrew Jackson and Richard Nixon, were so unethical, amoral, incompetent and racist that they diminished the office of the presidency. Donald trump is so amoral, racist, ignorant, incompetent and buffoonish that he’s not only diminished the office of the presidency, but democracy itself.

Trump’s post-presidency, even if it doesn’t mercifully end in impeachment, will be more pathetic than his presidency. Trump’s staff describe the president in glowing terms, but as soon as they leave the White House, either via resignation or termination, they eviscerate him in their speeches, interviews and memoirs. When Trump leaves office, he won’t be able to go online, turn on the TV or read a newspaper without witnessing former administration officials denouncing his legacy.

His presidential library, if such an abomination is ever built, won’t contain great speeches, presidential papers, or testimonials from world leaders lauding his administration, but it will include a collection of his tweets chronicling his racism, ignorance, homophobia, misogyny and stupidity.

His memoir, if he can find a desperate ghostwriter to write it, will be so chock full of lies that no one will buy a copy. Within weeks after publication it will be in the bargain bin at Barnes & Noble with the biographies of Alex Jones and Sean Hannity.

Trump loves to name buildings after himself, but in his post-presidency he won’t see many, if any, schools, public building, libraries or streets named after him. We will be relieved to have survived our national nightmare and won’t desire to see any reminders that we actually voted for the national disgrace.

After retiring from public service Trump will be a recluse at Mar-a-Lago, a lonely bachelor abandoned by his trophy wife, with only Secret Service agents, resentful undocumented employees and prostitutes for company.

Democrats Should Brand Trump as a Racist

Donald Trump considers himself a branding expert, and when you couple that with the fact that he’s a megalomaniac, it’s not surprising he put his name on most of his properties and products from water to vodka and a fake university to a fake charitable foundation.

Trump-branded properties and products actually had prestige before he ran for president and exposed himself as a racist buffoon who bankrupted several companies even though he inherited billions from his father.

Trump is an expert at branding his political opponents: Low energy Jeb Bush, Lyin’ Ted Cruz, Little Marco, Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe Biden, Crazy Bernie Sanders …
Throughout his career as a real estate magnate, and a Reality TV star, Trump’s words and actions have led people to wonder if he’s a racist.

But since the day he announced he was running for president and throughout his tenure his rhetoric and policies have exposed him as an unvarnished blatant dye-in-the-wool racist. No one has any doubts anymore, and everyone from pundits to politicians to regular folks are calling him a racist.

Following a month in which Trump used racist tropes to attack four congresswomen of color, and disparaged a majority-black Baltimore district as a “rat and rodent infested mess”, many people are now calling him a white supremacist and a white nationalist. Even some of the Democratic presidential hopefuls like Beto O-Rourke and Sen. Elizabeth Warren have called him a white supremacist.

Trump could be credibly branded as Lyin’ Trump, Idiot Trump or Alzheimer’s A-hole, but nothing fits quite like Racist Trump. Every stump speech by a Democrat running for president and every political commercial should include the phrase, racist Trump.

Andrew Yang Calls Donald Trump a ‘Fat Slob’

“Andrew Yang on Saturday tore into Donald Trump, calling him fat and a slob who cheats at golf, challenged him to a push-up contest and said America would love to see the president pass out trying to run a mile.”

Daily Mail


Andrew Yang is one of the asterisk Democratic presidential candidates; he’s best known for the Freedom Dividend, a universal monthly basic income of 1,000 for every American over 18. Who doesn’t love free money? If Yang also guarantees a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and a stash of weed for every voter, he might just win.

In the age of Trump Yang needed to prove that he can dish out insults with the best (worst?) of them, therefore he called the president a fat slob who cheats at golf.

Calling Trump a “fat slob” is an insult that will stick like mud to a pig. With his double chin, protruding belly, and sweaty face the stable genius should be called a “fat slob” at least as often as he’s called a racist, buffoon or fucking moron.

Trump frequently insinuates that Joe Biden doesn’t have the mental acuity and stamina, but I doubt the obese bigot can run a 50-yard dash, let alone a mile. Indeed, America would love to see the portly politician pass out trying to run a mile.


Yang’s signature line is: the opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math. I don’t doubt that Yang excels at math, but if he wants to beat Trump, he must become a master of the insult. It looks like Yang is a quick study, and I hope he beats the fat slob.



Read More: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7345213/Andrew-Yang-calls-Donald-Trump-fat-slob-challenges-push-contest.html

Bill Maher Owns Donald Trump on Twitter

Donald Trump is on the job 24/7 monitoring broadcast TV, cable and social media, and whenever anyone dares criticize him, whether it’s the Mooch or Maher, he instantly counterpunches on Twitter.

On Friday night’s edition of his HBO show, Bill Maher cracked this joke relating to Trump’s trip to El Paso to visit the inured from the mass shooting that left 22 dead and dozens injured:

“None of the eight patients in the El Paso hospital would agree to meet with Trump, isn’t that something? They were all asked would you like to meet the president, they all said, I’ll Paso.”

Before you could say, “Trump is a racist” he tweeted that the Real Time host is a “Wacko comedian” who tells “so many lies.” “Got to see, by accident, wacko comedian Bill Hamer’s show – So many lies.”

How the hell do you watch a show “by accident?” Trump reminds me of a mother who confronts her 11-year-old son for watching porn online:

Mom: I reviewed your browsing history, and I noticed that you saw a video with the catchy title, “Big-Boobed Bisexual Bimbos Battle Lusty Lesbians from Lesbos.” I’ve explained that you’re too young to watch pornography, so what do you have to say in defense of yourself young man?

Tommy: Mom, I saw that video by accident! I swear! I was doing research online for my homework assignment on bilingual education when that video just popped up out of nowhere.

Trump was once again projecting, he’s the wacko comedian who tells so many lies. I believe in the multiverse interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, and in every other universe Trump is a stand-up comic, carnival barker, televangelist or corrupt real estate developer, ours in the only universe in which he’s the Leader of the Free World.

God, please someone please unplug this simulation!

Donald Trump Sweats Like a Pig! Disgusting!

Filthy Pig

In 1984 the Gillette Company launched a new series of TV commercials for Dry Idea antiperspirants that introduced one of the most famous ad slogans of all time:

“Never let them see you sweat”

The ad campaign featured celebrities explaining that success in their profession meant never letting them see you sweat. Fashion designer Donna Karan, actress Lauren Hutton and football coach Dan Reeves were some of the celebs that starred in these commercials.

Real estate developer Donald Trump never appeared in these ads, he was never the cool and suave type even when he was decades younger and many pounds lighter.

Trump is now the President of the United States, and a septuagenarian horizontally-challenged buffoon who sweats like a pig, and he could use a crate of Dry Idea antiperspirants.

The stable genius may be a climate change denier, but he doesn’t hold up very well under the effects of global warming. It’s been a blistering summer in D.C. and every time Trump appears outside, he’s sweating like a pig.

Actually, pigs have very few sweat glands, and they cool down by wallowing in the mud. Either way Trump is just like a pig: He sweats like a pig and wallows in the mud like a pig.

I know I’m not the only who prays that the fucking moron will suffer a stroke or a heart attack when I see him sweating profusely. Trump’s sycophants claim that his shit doesn’t stink and that he sweats holy water.

Please don’t click on link if you are about to eat a meal!

Pics of Trump sweating like a pig: https://deadspin.com/the-big-president-is-now-wet-1837101881

The Tiny Pricks Project Pricks Donald Trump

Donald Trump has posted thousands of racist, homophobic and misogynist tweets since assuming office, and patriots have responded in kind on Twitter or by writing blistering editorials eviscerating the racist-in -chief.

But Diana Weymar, a textile artist, has answered back by stitching quotes from the fucking moron onto vintage doilies. She’s weaponized the doily by using placing Trump’s outrageous and profane quotes in wholesome doilies.

Doilies make any dining room feel grandma-friendly, and engender feelings of goodwill; how can you trade barbs around the dinner table when there’s a lace doily under your plate with a hackneyed phrase? But how will friends and family react when they see Trump’s tweets on a doily?

Weymar’s work has turned into a public art project called the Tiny Pricks Project, many artists have created their own doilies featuring Trump’s quotes, and they are on display at a New York City called Lingua Franca.

Tiny Pricks! Get it? Trump is a prick with a little prick who compensates for his tiny manhood by constantly pricking people with bigoted and obscene comments.

View Weymar’s artistry at: http://tinypricksproject.com/

Enough Already! Nancy Pelosi Must Impeach Donald Trump!

Over two years into the racist, sexist, corrupt and homophobic Trump administration Democrats have reached an important milestone on their path toward impeaching the racist-in-chief.

The milestone is that 118 House Democrats – half their caucus – have called for the start of an impeachment inquiry into Trump.

But the milestone is meaningless because the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is determined to slow walk and kill the impeachment drive for politically expedient reasons.

Pelosi who recalls firsthand the backlash to the impeachment of President Bill Clinton is hoping that an interminable and methodical step-by-step process focused on obstruction of justice will fool the Democratic base into thinking that she’s serious about impeachment.

Pelosi is mistaken, impeaching Trump won’t guarantee his reelection in 2020. Impeaching the racist will infuriate his base, but it won’t expand it. They are already committed to voting for him in 2020, who care’s if they get their panties in a twist?

The Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler should grow some testicles, defy Pelosi and being an impeachment inquiry without her blessing.

Enough is enough! Impeach him already!

White Evangelicals are Complicit With Racism, Misogyny, Homophobia and Nativism

To be a member of a white evangelical church is to be complicit with racism, misogyny, homophobia and nativism.

White Evangelicals embrace Trump’s racist slogan “Make America Great Again”, they pine for a bygone homogenized society where people of color live outside the gate in their ghettos.

They believe in a patriarchal society where women are second class citizens, obey their husbands, and are the primary caretakers of the children.

Evangelicals believe gays and lesbians are children of a lesser God, and intrinsically unfit to be a part of their congregation. From their warped interpretation of the Bible they conclude that homosexuality is the greatest sin, and if these zealots ever succeed in turning our democracy into a theocracy, they would put gays and lesbians to death.

Evangelicals are infected with nativism and they look down on immigrants and refugees as descendants of Cain. They ignore the many passages in Scripture that command believers to treat strangers with respect and dignity.

In short, the white evangelical Christian faith tradition is antithetical to genuine Christianity. I am a follower of the teachings of Jesus Christ, but I shun the evangelical label, and everything it represents.

I am not going to welcome white evangelicals back into the fold until they forsake their false Messiah, and once again embrace the humility, peace, and love of Jesus Christ.

John Legend: Donald Trump is a Flaming Racist and POS

Our president is a flaming racist. He’s a piece of shit. He says piece-of-shit shit all the time. That’s what he does. We need to get him out of office. We need to focus on making all of our communities better instead of talking shit about communities just because you’re a racist prick.

John Legend

The “All of Me” singer uttered these words when asked to comment of Trump’s racist and demeaning tweet about Rep. Elijah Cummings and the city that he represents, Baltimore.

When the president of the United States calls a predominantly black city “a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess, and claims that “no human would want to live there”, there’s only one way a patriot can respond to such a racist diatribe, with sheer disgust and outrage.

Legend is spot on, nothing but excrement emanates from the racist-in-chief’s sphincter-shaped mouth, and his little fingers type nothing but crap on Twitter. You can’t expect a steaming pile of feces to permeate a room with a fragrant scent, when you stumble on such an abomination, you’re going to utter an expletive, hold your nose and quickly walk away.

To his credit, the R & B legend reevaluated his words in a Twitter Post: “I want to apologize for calling POTUS a POS this week. I was mistaken. At least excrement has a useful biological function.”

Indeed! Excrement has a useful biological function, whereas the piece of shit in the White House has no socially redeeming value. Trump will only have a useful function if when he dies, his corpse is put through a meat grinder, and used as fertilizer.

Demographics and the Moral Arc of the Universe That Bends Toward Justice Spells Doom for Trump’s Racism

It seems that in a nanosecond we went from the dreams of Obama’s post-racial America to the dystopian nightmare of Trump’s White Nationalist administration. Hope and change have devolved into despair and the same old bigotry, and people of color have never felt so disenfranchised in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Trump’s cancerous racism has metastasized and consumed not only his administration, but the entire Republican Party. For the sake of deregulation, conservative judges and tax cuts for the wealthy, Republican leaders turn a blind eye to the the racist rhetoric and policies of the Trump administration. The GOP may have attained these short-term victories, but their cynicism and complicity in Trump’s racism spells doom for the long-term future of their party. Demographics and the moral arc of the universe that bends towards justice ensures that the GOP is destined to become irrelevant in the near future.

The Trump administration, whether it survives for four years or eight, is racism’s last hurrah. Future generations won’t comprehend why we didn’t impeach a president who called Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals, African nations shithole countries, and mocked predominantly black cities as rat-infested hellholes.

One day when I wake up and our long national nightmare is finally over, I won’t have any regrets or feelings of guilt. In the last three years I have written hundreds of essays exposing the racism, bigotry, and corruption of the Trump administration. What about you my friend?

Stable Genius Trump Accidentally Tweets Praise at Parody Account Mocking Tom Homan

“Seeking to praise former U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Acting Director Thomas Homan in a tweet on Sunday, President Donald Trump accidentally ended up drawing attention to a pro-immigration parody account mocking the former ICE chief instead.

‘The Democrats hate this President so much, they’re forgetting about their duty to secure our Border,’ The U.S. leader wrote, appearing to quote from an interview between the real-life Homan and Fox News’ Steve Hilton. ‘Sad but true!’ Trump said in agreement, as he tagged Hilton and the account: @ThomasHomanICE.”


Newsweek

Tom Homan served as Acting Director of ICE from January 30, 2017 to June 29, 2018. Since his retirement from public service he has been a vitriolic defender of Trump’s racist immigration policies in his capacity as a Fox News contributor.

Trump often praises Fox News hosts and contributors on Twitter, these sycophants are an embarrassment to their profession, and they thrive on such compliments.


Trump is the worst president in history, and he’d wouldn’t be much better as a journalist. He’s too lazy to do any research, had he taken the time to click the @ThomasHomanICE account he would have discovered it’s a parody account with less than five thousand followers.

The parody account is run by pro-immigration advocate Domenic Powell, and you can follow this resistor @_vectorist.

It’s taken me years to build up my Twitter feed to almost 20 thousand followers, but if I create a parody account @MikePenceChristianPatriot and tweet “Donald Trump is not a racist and he deserves an NAACP Image Award”, the fucking moron might retweet it to his 62 million followers and almost immediately my parody account would be more popular than my genuine page.

SNL Skit Depicting Donald Trump Hawking Trump Branded Fried Chicken Resurfaces

A 2004 Saturday Night Live (SNL) skit that spoofs Donald Trump’s affinity for hawking dubious Trump branded products (Trump University, Trump steaks, Trump deodorant) has resurfaced much to the dismay of the short-fingered vulgarian.

The megalomaniac is not into self-deprecating humor, and he probably considers participating in this skit one of his biggest blunders. I urge my readers to post this SNL skit on their social media platforms to humiliate the fucking moron who’s embarrassing America.  

The fake commercial features the buffoon at the height of his fame as a reality TV host wearing a yellow suit hawking “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” The yellow suit matches Trump’s urine-colored hair and it looks like he was in a Golden Showers orgy with a bevy of Russian hookers.

In the skit, SNL regulars Kenan Thompson, Seth Myers, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph sing a parody of the 1984 hit “Jump,” by the Pointer Sisters, dressed in ridiculous chicken costumes.

This skit captures the essence of Trump: tackiness and a voracious appetite for the limelight that blinds him to the fact that he’s being made a fool of by the SNL producers.

I believe in the multiverse theory of Quantum Mechanics, and in an infinite number of universes ours is the only one where Trump is President of the United States and not just a clownish reality TV show host. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qXyyKS3FVE

During Mueller’s Testimony Melania Trump Was Tweeting about Planning for Christmas

Trophy Wife

“#Christmas planning has begun in the East Wing at the @WhiteHouse. I’m looking forward to sharing our final vision for this unique tradition in the coming months.”

Melania Trump tweet

When Robert Mueller, the former special counsel named to investigate Donald Trump’s ties to the Russian government was testifying before Congress, Melania Trump has more pressing issues on her mind: Christmas planning.

You’d think Trump’s trophy wife, the crusader against online bullying, would be counterbalancing the racist-in-chief’s racist and vitriolic tweets by tweeting some #BeBest pablum.

Or at least offering her thoughts on the fashion choices of the congresswomen interviewing Mueller. You’d be wrong. Melania is already planning on how she can top last year’s garish red Christmas trees desecration of the religious and secular holiday.

If there was any justice in the world the only thing Melania would be planning right now is how to sneak in an industrial size jar of Vaseline to her husband in the Big House.

Donald Trump’s Racist Attack on Elijah Cummings

Racist-in-Chief

Republicans argue that Donald Trump is an equal opportunity offender, that the list of individuals the president has publicly insulted in speeches and on Twitter spans the gamut and crosses party lines, gender lines and racial lines.

While it is true that Trump is notoriously thin-skinned and reflexively attacks anyone who criticizes him, he reserves his most vitriolic rhetoric for people of color.

Trump’s base finds it amusing when their false Messiah ridicules a celebrity like Rosie O’Donnell or Cher, but they practically have an orgasm when he mocks a prominent black politician, entertainer or journalist.

This weekend the racist-in-chief viciously attacked Elijah Cummings, the African American chair of the House oversight committee who is a prominent critic of the president.  

In a classic example of projection Trump called Cummings “a brutal bully” for, he said, “shouting and screaming at the great men of Border Patrol about conditions at the southern border.

The stable genius also said that Cummings’ Baltimore district is “a disgusting rat and rodent infested mess.” Of course, Trump’s followers interpreted that screed to mean that the African Americans in the district are the rats. At least Trump restrained himself from saying that Cummings’ district was a shithole.

Characteristically, the fucking moron also advocated an investigation of the widely respected representative. Trump is never content with just insulting a political foe, he threatens to sue them and launch investigations against them.

Trump’s vitriolic attacks against the four Democratic congresswomen of color, and now the baseless attack on Cummings cement the fact that he’s a blatant racist.

GOP Challenger Bill Weld Calls Trump a ‘Raging Racist’

“Donald Trump is a raging racist, Okay? He’s a complete and thoroughgoing racist. And he made that choice, a choice a long time ago, when he was engaged in the housing business in New York with his father,”

GOP challenger Bill Weld


Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld uttered these words at the NAACP convention in Detroit. He was preaching to the choir, but Republicans need to be reminded by a fellow Republican that their standard bearer is a racist.

Weld didn’t mince words, he labeled Trump a “raging racist” which is good use of alliteration and the Gospel truth. If Weld does nothing else than constantly refer to Trump as a racist, he’s performing a vital role. There are hundreds of GOP leaders making excuses for Trump’s blatant racism, it’s inspiring that the President’s only Republican opponent so far in the 2020 election recognizes him as a bigot.

Weld has little name recognition, he’s primarily known as the vice presidential nominee on the Libertarian Party in 2016. His vice presidential run with New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson at the head of the ticket ended in abject failure, but even if he doesn’t win any primaries this time around he will have performed an invaluable service simply by reminding voters, especially Republicans, that Trump is a racist.

Weld is a staunch critic of Trump telling CNN’s Jake Tapper on “The Lead” in April that it would be a “political tragedy” and he would “fear for the Republic” if the country had six more years of Trump as president. Weld is just a thorn on Trump’s side, but if a Republican with more name recognition and gravitas challenged Trump, like  John Kasic, Jeff Flake or Ben Sasse, they might deliver a meaningful blow and weaken him in the general election against the eventual Democratic nominee.


“If Donald Trump is an American patriot, he should resign from office,” Weld wrote in an op-ed published online in April. Trump isn’t a patriot and he isn’t going to resign from office, and since Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi isn’t gong to impeach Trump, the only way we’re going to get rid of him is if Democrats and Republicans who honor country over party, remind the electorate that Trump is a raging racist.

Robert Mueller’s Disastrous Testimony Before the House Judiciary Committee

In preparation for today’s appearance by Special Counsel Robert Mueller before the House Judiciary Committee, I watched some of his previous appearances before Congress, he was terse and concise, but sharp, alert and always on point. 

Mueller hadn’t testified before Congress for six years, and he’s a reticent witness even under the best of circumstances. I can now comprehend why Muller was a reluctant witness and why he agreed to testify only after he was subpoenaed. I was shocked by the septuagenarian’s shoddy performance, he struggled to hear and/or understand questions, and he repeatedly requested that queries be repeated. When members read verbatim from his report, he appeared dazed and confused as if they were reading from the Kabbalah.

Mueller looked liked he had just been dragged away from a convalescent home, there wasn’t a spark of intelligence emanating from his dead eyes. He wasn’t at the top of his game, in fact I don’t think he possesses the mental acuity to play Tic-Tac-Toe.

Democrats were hoping Mueller’s testimony would be the movie version of his report, with a straight-out-of-central-casting prosecutor convincing the American public that Donald Trump is guilty of obstruction of justice. The only thing that the ageing prosecutor proved is that septuagenarians are too old to serve as Special Counsel or President of the United States.

Mueller contradicted himself (and the report) when he told Doug Collins, the ranking Republican member on the committee, that collusion and conspiracy were not the same thing. If he contradicted himself on such a major point, it invalidates his entire testimony.

Mueller’s report is a damning indictment of Donald Trump, it didn’t exonerate him from charges of obstruction of justice, it examined ten times Trump may have done so. It’s only Department of Justice policy that a sitting president can’t be indicted that prevented Mueller from filing charges.

It’s the responsibility of the House of Representatives to follow-up on Mueller’s report and impeach Trump for obstruction of Justice, but the Special Counsel’s shaky performance will make it more difficult for Democrats to start impeachment proceedings.

White Evangelicals Are a Perfect Fit for Donald Trump

Charles Spurgeon “Prince of Preachers’

Today’s evangelical ministers possess none of the oratory skills of the 19th century London preacher Charles Spurgeon. Even atheists and agnostics attended his services, they were fascinated by his mastery of the English language, rhetorical skills and precise exposition.

Today’s evangelical preachers speak at a 6th grade level and preach a prosperity Gospel or a soothing and comfortable theology that is easily digested by morons. They don’t rely on insightful thought and precise exposition but emotional appeals and catchy slogans and chants.

It’s no surprise that Donald Trump appeals to white evangelicals, he speaks at a 3rd grade level and his mission to Make America Great Again resonates with their inherently racist beliefs.

Trump also relies on catchy slogans and chants, the call and response interplay between Trump and his supporters resembles the call and response at a Baptist church. When Trump waxes racist or xenophobic the crowd responds with chants of “Lock her up!”, “Build that Wall!” or Send her Back!”

Trump encourages these chants to normalize misogyny and to stoke prejudice, and we shouldn’t fool ourselves into thinking that they aren’t going to motivate his base enough to win him reelection in 2020.

The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice and demographics spell doom for the racist GOP in the long run, but racists may have one last hurrah in 2020.

Those of us who believe in equality, freedom and democracy must redouble our efforts to defeat Trump and his sycophants.