Jim Carrey is Spot On, Donald Trump is a Bloviating Bag of Flatulence

Gifted thespian and talented cartoonist Jim Carrey recently announced that he would stop posting cruelly comical caricatures of the buffoonish con artist, Donald Trump, on Twitter.

I will miss Carrey’s artwork, but thank God that he’s still using his comedic talents to ridicule the racist-in-chief.

Pontificating on the importance of making people laugh, Carry told Stephen Colbert:

“It gives us a break from the obstreperous, bloviating bag of flatulence that is trying to take the city on the hill and turn it into a Dutch oven. We don’t’ have to pull the covers over our head and breathe deeply the ambrosia of evil.”

Comedy is at times profane, non-politically correct and outrageous, but it is a breath of fresh air that helps us persevere, especially in these dark times under the Trump regime.

If I were a cartoonist and I was instructed to draw a fart as a character for an adult-themed cartoon show I would draw Donald Trump. With his double chin, orange complexion and especially his sphincter-shaped mouth he looks like a fart.

Whenever I see Trump speaking on TV, I unconsciously cover my nose because I expect nothing but noxious nonsense and rancid racism to emanate from his pie hole.

Carrey is spot on; Trump is indeed a bloviating bag of flatulence and he’s made such a mess that his stink will linger long after his term ends.

Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo and most members of Trump’s administration have a brown nose, testament to the fact that they enjoy sniffing deeply the ambrosia of evil.

But I can’t wait until it’s Morning in America again, and we can breathe freely without choking on the moral pollution spewing from the Trump White House.

Trump Blasted for Childish National Anthem Antics During His Super Bowl Party

President Donald Trump was lambasted after video footage depicted him acting the fool as the national anthem played during a Super Bowl party at his West Palm Beach golf resort.

The millionaires and socialites around Trump stood solemnly with their hands over their hearts, cognizant that whenever they’re in the company of the president there’s a good chance there’s a camera somewhere recording their behavior.

Even Trump’s 13-year-old son had his hand over his heart wile his father fidgeted, waved his hands in the air like he just didn’t care, pointed at people, and pretended to conduct the music.

Word to the stable genius: When your hands resemble those of a toddler don’t bring attention to them by pretending to be a conductor.

I must admit that my hand wasn’t over my heart when Demi Lovato was singing the national anthem, but I’m not the President of the United States and no cameras were focused on me. I never blasted black NFL players as “sons of bitches” for taking a knee during the national anthem to protest racism and police brutality.

Americans expect a modicum of respect and patriotism from the president when the national anthem is being played, especially from a politician who wraps himself in the American flag.

Trump can withstand the criticism; he’s overjoyed that the team from the liberal city of San Francisco lost while the team from the conservative Great State of Kansas won.

Donald Trump Makes Fun of ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg’s Height

President Trump went after ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg in a series of tweets early Sunday morning and suggested the former New York mayor would need to stand on a box during a Democratic presidential debate.

‘Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates,’ the president posted on his Twitter account in the last of three postings about 5-foot-8 Michael Bloomberg. ‘This is sometimes done, but really not fair!’

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If your mouth resembles a syphilitic sphincter, you’d be well-advised not to point your stubby fingers at someone else’s physical imperfections. But Trump isn’t well-equipped to battle anyone intellectually, his diseases mind is hard-wired for ad hominin attacks.

It’s not Bloomberg’s political ideology that sets Trump on edge, they are both New York liberals who have supported Democratic politicians for decades. Trump can’t stand the fact that Bloomberg is worth over $60 Billion while Forbes estimates the president’s wealth at $2.5 billion.

Trump’s Twitter barrage of insults directed at Bloomberg portends how he will conduct his general election campaign: attack his rivals on a personal basis and spew conspiracy theories.

There is absolutely no truth to the outrageous lie that Bloomberg is negotiating for the right to stand on a box during debates. And if it were true, what’s wrong with that? Bloomberg has more gravitas than Trump, and if he was sitting down and Trump was standing on a stepladder during a debate, it wouldn’t afford the fucking moron any advantage.

Trump Blasts Fox News on Twitter

“Really pathetic how @FoxNews is trying to be so politically correct by loading the airwaves with Democrats like Chris Van Hollen, the no name Senator from Maryland. He has been on forever playing up the Impeachment Hoax. Dems wouldn’t even give Fox their low ratings debates….

So, what the hell has happened to @FoxNews. Only I know! Chris Wallace and others should be on Fake News CNN or MSDNC. How’s Shep Smith doing? Watch, this will be the beginning of the end for Fox, just like the other two which are dying in the ratings. Social Media is great!”

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Fox News is to the Donald Trump administration what Pravda was to the Soviet Union, and the stable genius panties get twisted in a bunch in the isolated instances when his propaganda arm doesn’t demonstrate cultish fealty and unquestioned loyalty.

The Three Stooges otherwise known as the anchors of Fox and Friends almost never utter a discordant note, they can always be counted on to sing the praises of the orange baboon. The hosts of Fox News primetime lineup are faithful fluffers who put the porn industry’s fluffers to shame.

But Trump’s ego is so fragile that when Fox News has a Democrat guest to try to achieve a semblance of fairness and journalistic integrity, his little fingers go crazy blasting Fox News on Twitter.

Senator Chris Van Hollen isn’t a demagogue, he is a calm and reasoned statesman and if he makes Trump’s blood boil, he’d probably suffer a heart attack if Fox News had on Bernie Sanders as a guest.

Relax Donald, the morning stooges and the primetime commentators are a cash cow for Fox News, and your favorite media outlet isn’t going to stem its pro-Trump propaganda anytime soon.

Of course, you think Twitter is great, you’re free to spout lies online unchallenged, but even Fox News has to once in a blue moon offer a different perspective.

Trump’s World War 6 Tweet Sets Twitter Ablaze

“For a guy who couldn’t get approved for the Ambassador to the U.N. years ago, couldn’t get approved for anything since, ‘begged’ me for a non Senate approved job, which I gave him despite many saying ‘Don’t do it, sir,’ takes the job, mistakenly says ‘Libyan Model’ on T.V., and…

…. many more mistakes of judgement, gets fired because frankly, if I listened to him, we would be in World War Six by now, and goes out and IMMEDIATELY writes a nasty & untrue book. All Classified National Security. Who would do this?”

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This tweet vividly illustrates how utterly ignorant Trump is of the realities of modern warfare, there’s no way the world could survive World Wars 3-5, by the end of World War 3 the only entities alive on the planet would be cockroaches, Keith Richards and the Donald.

God watches over babies and fools; the unstable moron has survived impeachment and countless scandals and I’m persuaded that Trump’s irradiated orange face would be smiling benignly at the blood red moon in the aftermath of World War 6.

Trump is so oblivious to the realities of geopolitics, religion and weapons of mass destruction that it’s not surprising he unveiled a Middle East peace plan that ignores and disrespects the Palestinian people and grants Israel everything in her bucket list. This one-sided peace plan in the most volatile region in the world may very well ignite World War 3.

Never mind World Wars 3, 4 and 6, our democracy may not survive a second Trump administration. For God’s sake people, in a sane world Trump would be tweeting from behind bars or from a mental asylum, not from the Oval Office. How many more terrifying Trump tweets must we endure before we kick him to the curb?

Tommy Tuberville: ‘God Sent Us Donald Trump Because He Knew We Were in Trouble

The Alabama Republican primary race features a cast of characters that could only thrive in a Bible Belt state:

Former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore whose love for the Bible is only exceeded by his lust for underage girls.

Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions who campaigns on his loyalty to the president who emasculated and humiliated him on an almost daily basis when he served in his administration.

Former Auburn University football coach Tommy Tuberville who is running an ad in which he says, “God sent us Donald Trump because God knew we were in trouble.”

Only someone who identifies as a “Christian conservative Republican” could make such a patently ridiculous and theologically suspect proclamation.

America is in trouble, in no small part because the President is an amoral, vulgar, autocratic buffoon who cares only about using his office to enrich himself and his family and to burnish his brand.

If the Almighty’s solution for the sorry state of our union is Donald Trump, I would consider becoming an atheist or listening to what the devil has to say.

Fear not, there is no reason to give up faith in God, only heretical white evangelicals think Trump was anointed by the Supreme Being to make America Great Again. The real God has a special place reserved in hell for the likes of Donald Trump.

White Evangelicals Pray Trump’s Assassination of Soleimani Will Usher in Armageddon

President Donald Trump’s assassination/murder of Iranian general Gen. Qasem Soleimani, the commander of Iran’s elite Quds Force, wasn’t a part of a coherent foreign policy, it wasn’t the first stage of a master plan to destabilize Iran and strengthen Israel, Saudi Arabia and our other Arab allies in the Middle East.

What was the impetus for the stable genius’ self-created crisis in Iran? Perhaps Trump was constipated on that day or maybe it was payback for Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei’s Twitter taunt that Trump couldn’t do anything about the storming of the American embassy in Iraq.

Trump’s impulsive, illegal and ill-conceived action hasn’t yielding any positive results, it’s only served to strengthen Iran’s resolve to sow terror and sectarian discord throughout the Muslim world. And the inevitable bloody revenge of Iran’s terrorist proxies will make Iran’s measured response look like a diplomatic nicety.

Trump’s assassination of the Iranian military and political leader was universally condemned by the world community and by most Americans, but it was applauded by white evangelicals.

The evangelical community has a religious orgasm wherever violence breaks out in the Middle East, they believe that Trump’s short-sighted assassination of the Iranian general will usher in the return of Jesus Christ. Evangelicals believe that Armageddon will take place when Russia, Iran and other Muslim countries join forces to battle Israel, and they become ecstatic whenever any event in the Middle East seems to expedite this prophesied final battle.

I’m not a religious fanatic with an apocalyptic bent or a geopolitical genius, but I agree with white evangelicals that Trump might just usher in the end of the world. His foolhardy murder of Soleimani has blown up any chance for peace anytime in the near future, and it has lit a fuse in the most volatile region in the world.

Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned, Trump will tweet while the world explodes, and white evangelicals will erupt in cheers and praises to God.

Donald Trump is a Liar

Donald Trump has as much of an intimate relationship with the truth as I have with Halle Berry. I admire her intelligence, wit, and grace from afar, and to be frank I lust after his physical beauty, but I will probably never be in the same zip code as her, let alone close enough to steal a kiss. Only in my fantasies will I consummate a relationship with the Hollywood sexpot, and only in an alternative universe will Trump be known as a truthteller.

We all tell white lies to avoid hurting the feelings of acquaintances and friends, and sometimes we tell whoppers to avoid the unpleasant truth, but deceit is the very essence of Trump. He lies in the same way that a serial killer murders and in the same manner a prostitute engages in promiscuous sex with any man or woman with a heartbeat and a wallet.

Please forgive me for channeling Trump in describing his relationship to the truth, he wouldn’t know the truth if it rammed him up the wazoo.

We’re all familiar with the statistics, the Stable Genius has told over 15,000 lies since assuming office. Even the short-fingered vulgarian’s most ardent supporters will stipulate that he’s no Honest Abe.

The most obvious consequence of Trump’s compulsive lying is that we take everything he says with a grain of salt, and we have no faith or confidence that he will even attempt to keep his promises.

Another effect of Trump’s mendacious nature is that in order to remain in his good graces, administration officials are forced to obfuscate and prevaricate to cover up for their boss. An honest person in the White House is as scarce as a virgin in a whore house.

Trump not only folds, spindles and mutilates the truth, he has changed the definition of the word. Trump is always ranting against the “fake news”, but we must always keep in mind that he isn’t referring to newspapers and cable news outlets that spread fabrications and lies, but to media organizations that tell the unpleasant truth about the corruption in his administration.

How do we confront a pathological liar when he has the biggest soapbox in the world? It’s easy to grow weary in well doing, but we must expose Trump every time he lies. A news anchor with millions of viewers or a blogger with a few hundred Twitter followers must call out Trump every single time he misrepresents the truth.

A million lies can’t defeat the truth, and an evil man can remain in power for a season by butchering the truth, but in the end the truth always wins out.

Trump’s Deplorable Martin Luther King Jr. Day Tweet

It was exactly three years ago today, January 20, 2017, that I was sworn into office. So appropriate that today is also MLK jr DAY. African-American Unemployment is the LOWEST in the history of our Country, by far. Also, best Poverty, Youth, and Employment numbers, ever. Great!

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From the day he descended the Trump Towers escalator to deliver an anti-immigrant and anti-Mexican diatribe to announce his candidacy for the 2016 election, to his divisive and racist comments in the aftermath of the Charlottesville riots, to his remarks today commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Trump has rarely missed a day to utter a blatantly racist comment.  

In fact, for his entire adult life Trump’s words and actions expose him as a racist, witness the Justice Department suing him in the 70’s for housing discrimination, his call for the innocent Central Park Five to get the death penalty and his Twitter feuds with almost every black celebrity.

Given Trump’s racist streak I am not surprised that his racism surfaced once again on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. First of all, it’s an outrage for the most racist president in recent history to compare himself to a civil rights icon, and it’s an affront to decency, history and righteousness that he tweeted his accomplishments instead of celebrating the life of Martin Luther King Jr.

I have studied the history of civil rights and the career of Martin Luther King Jr, and Trump is no King. He is nothing but an ignorant, vulgar, know-nothing buffoon racist.

Trump Slams Plan for Sea Wall to Protect New York City

A massive 200 Billion Dollar Sea Wall, built around New York to protect it from rare storms, is a costly, foolish & environmentally unfriendly idea that, when needed, probably won’t work anyway. It will also look terrible. Sorry, you’ll just have to get your mops & buckets ready.

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There’s always a Trump tweet that will contradict his current stand on any subject. Wha”t better way to ridicule and criticize his proposal to build a wall from sea to sea on our border with Mexico than to recite this tweet?

Trump tweeted about the proposal on Saturday night after The New York Times reported that a six-mile-long seawall was one of the options the Army Corps of Engineers is considering to protect the Big Apple from severe storms that have buffeted the area since in recent years.

Superstorm Sandy proved that the threat against New York City from severe storms is very real, and being a seawall to protect the city isn’t a bad idea. Whereas there is no real threat of America being invaded by a horde of rapists and criminals from Mexico and Central American countries, and building a wall won’t stop honest and hardworking folks seeking a better life in America.

Constructing a six-mile seawall is a piece of cake compared to erecting a 2,000-mile wall. I can envision the seawall being built in a few years, but I can guarantee that a 2,000-mile wall separating us from Mexico won’t be built in a hundred years.

As usual Trump stretches the truth in his tweet, the report estimated the cost of the seawall as $119 billion, not the $200 billion figure cited by Trump.

Trump’s wall is costly, foolish, environmentally unfriendly and it probably won’t work anyway. Sorry Trump, you’ll just have to go back to the drawing board.