The Mooch Will Return! God Help Us All!

“But what about Scaramucci? What are the SkyBridge Capital founder`s plans now that he is no longer a part of the White House? According to what he told the Huffington Post recently, nothing.


`I am now going to go dark,` the Mooch explained when asked about his future, political or otherwise. `Then I will reemerge as me.`”


I don`t have a degree in abnormal psychology, however I will attempt to decipher the Mooch`s declaration.


Scaramucci sold his company so he could be eligible for a White House position, and he missed the birth of his son so he could be with the president as he embarked on his new career as the White House Communications Director, only to be summarily fired by the new Chief of Staff, John Kelly after only 11 days.

It`s understandable that some political analysists interpreted the phrase “I am now going to go dark,” as a threat meaning that he was going to go full evil and return to the White House and burn it down, or at least tweet profane remarks about every member of the Trump administration.

But Scaramucci`s evil thermostat is permanently set on high, and his default mode is “dark as hell,” it`s impossible for him to turn up the evil factor a notch.

I believe that the Mooch meant that he was going to avoid the spotlight and keep a low profile – for a while. This is quite the sacrifice for the Mooch, we all know how much he loves the Klieg lights. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and he will be spending his down time plotting his revenge.


A leopard doesn`t change his spots, and a worm never turns into a butterfly, Mooch isn`t going to reemerge as a normal human being.

We`ve all seen horror flicks where the monster is killed, only to reemerge to continue his killing spree.

For the love of God, will somebody please frontstab or backstab the Mooch (metaphorically speaking) while he`s in hibernation.

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President of Venezuela Taunts Clown Donald Trump

“President Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela taunted President Trump in response to the sanctions the U.S. placed on the country on Monday, reports Reuters.


In doing so, the Venezuelan president took aim at an apparent soft spot-Hillary Clinton`s popular vote win in the 2016 election.

Maduro said, `In the United States it`s possible to become president with 3 million votes less than your opponent. What a tremendous democracy!`

`I don`t take orders from the empire. Bring on more sanctions, Donald Trump,` Maduro added.”


Venezuela`s Sunday election, which granted Maduro power to rewrite the nation`s constitution, and basically turned the country into a one-party state has been condemned by the civilized world.

Sanctions are ineffectual against tyrants and dictators, it`s not surprising that Maduro is taunting Trump to “bring on more sanctions.”

Maduro makes an excellent point, how dare Trump who received 3 million less votes than Hillary lecture Maduro on the finer points of democracy.

Trump has too many internal problems to be meddling around in the affairs of another country.

I`m not going to expend any energy protesting that election farce that just took place in Venezuela; I`m devoting my time and energy as a writer advocating for the impeachment of Trump and the restoral of democracy in America.

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Donald Trump Won’t Stop Tweeting Until a Hero Chops Off His Tiny Hands

“One day after swearing in a new chief of staff, President Trump has a message for the world: He won`t stop tweeting.


`Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people),` Trump said in a post Tuesday. `Only way for me to get the truth out!`”


Donald Trump wouldn`t recognize the truth if it bit off his tiny pecker and flushed it down the toilet.

This tweet is another one in the endless series of lies that emanate from the White House. It`s not only Trump`s enemies (which are legion) that want him to stop tweeting, most Americans want him to stop utilizing social media.

According to a recent YouGov poll a total of 58% of respondents said they thought Trump`s use of Twitter was inappropriate compared to just 25% saying it was appropriate. A further 17% said they were not sure.

Trump`s tweet seems to be a warning that the new sheriff in town, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, won`t be able to curb his obsession with Twitter.

I`m sure he won`t, Trump will be tweeting until the glorious day when he`s impeached and removed from office.

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CBN: ‘There’s a Spiritual Awakening Underway in the White House’! Bullcrap!

“A spiritual awakening is underway at the White House.

Some of the most powerful people in America have been gathering weekly to learn more about God`s Word, and this Trump Cabinet Bible study is making history.

They`ve been called the most evangelical Cabinet in history – men and women who don`t mince words when it comes to where they stand on God and the Bible.

Ralph Drollinger of Capitol Ministries told CBN News, `These are godly individuals that God has risen to a position of prominence in our culture.
Health Secretary Tom Price, Energy Secretary Rick Perry, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, Agriculture Secretary Sunny Perdue, and CIA Director Mike Pompeo are just a few of the regulars.


It should be noted that CBN is an evangelical television network and production company founded by televangelist con man, Pat Robertson. It would be the epitome of ignorance to rely on CBN to provide an objective opinion on the spiritual state of the Trump administration.

You don`t have to be a political science major or a theologian to deduce that the White House is in political and spiritual chaos. All of the political divisiveness and spiritual turmoil emanates from the president, Trump`s petty, narcissistic and vindictive behavior sets the tone for the White House staff.

Consider the example of the newly appointed White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci, if the boss swears like a sailor and publicly belittles his cabinet members, he will do him one better. Scaramucci`s obscene on-the-record rant against Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and Special Counselor to the President Steve Bannon made even sailors blush.

If the Trump administration`s anti-Muslim, anti-people of color and anti-poor policies and its hateful tone can be attributed to the Cabinet Bible Study, then I hope they ditch the Bible and seek spiritual guidance from the Satanic Bible.

This isn`t a blanket condemnation of evangelicals, there are sincere Christians who follow the example of Jesus Christ and preach the Gospel, feed the poor, and minister to prisoners.

Jesus Christ wouldn`t recognize the wealthy swine holding Bible studies in the White House while venerating the most evil person ever to sit in the Oval Office.

Only an evil fuc* believes that there`s a spiritual awakening underway in the White House

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Donald Trump and Anthony Scaramucci: Vulgar Twins From the Pit of Hell

“A week after Anthony Scaramucci joined the White House as communications director, his wife, Deidre Ball, has reportedly filed for divorce.


Scaramucci`s friends claimed Ball was not happy with him for joining the White House and his `naked political ambition,` reports said.”


Scaramucci tweeted:

Family does not need to be drawn into this. Soon we will learn who in the media has class and who doesn`t. No further comments on this.

Scaramucci has never been in the same zip code as class, there`s only one person on this planet who is more crude and vulgar, and that`s his boss. How dare Scaramucci appeal to class in an attempt to persuade the media not to report on his divorce?

This is the same man who said of Trump`s Chief of Staff:

Reince is a fuc*ing paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.

And who said of Steve Bannon:

I`m not Steve Bannon, I`m not trying to suck my own cock. I`m not trying to build my own brand off the fuc*ing strength of the President. I`m here to serve the country.

I`m not surprised that Scaramucci`s wife has filed for divorce, she wants nothing to do with this reprehensible scumbag.

A White House Communications Director who uses such vulgar language would have been summarily fired by every president, but of course the Vulgarian-in-Chief is proud of Scaramucci`s obscene way of expressing himself.

We must rid ourselves of Donald Trump and his posse of fools, sycophants and scumbags by any means necessary.

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Donald Trump Speaking to Boy Scouts is Like a Porn Star Speaking to Girl Scouts

Donald Trump on Monday delivered a highly partisan speech to an audience of 35,000, he was frequently interrupted with applause and whoops and hollers. But this wasn`t a typical Trump crowd that applauds every coarse and idiotic thing he says, he was speaking to Boy Scouts at the National Boy Scout Jamboree in Beaver, West Virginia.

Before the vulgarian had finished speaking, parents had taken to social media to register their outrage, some parents even threatened to pull their sons out of the 107-year-old youth organization.

At least Trump restrained himself from making an R-rated joke about thousands of young boys assembled in a town called “Beaver.”

The parents would have been less offended if the Boy Scouts had asked a known pedophile or a serial killer to speak to their impressionable children.

Trump`s address can best be described as “inappropriate,” he waxed apoplectic against his usual targets: Hillary Clinton, Obama and fake news.

Unfortunately, this vitriol is par for the course in a stump speech at a political rally, but the bastard was speaking to young boys. He should have been speaking to them about trust, loyalty, and encouraging them to obey and respectd their parents and attend college.

In a short six months Trump has trampled the Constitution, diminished the presidency, attacked the judiciary and the free press, and now he has tarnished the reputation of the venerable Boy Scouts. It`s high time to impeach the loathsome son of a bitch.

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Donald Trump Proclaims He Should be on Mount Rushmore

President Donald Trump (I cringe whenever I write those words) joked about being added to the Mount Rushmore National Memorial during a rally in Youngstown, Ohio.

At least I think he was joking, after all the narcissist recently declared that the only president more presidential than him was Abraham Lincoln.

The prospect of Trump`s ugly mug being immortalized in the iconic rock alongside the sculptures of former presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln, makes ordinary Americans want to vomit, but one of his supporters has probably already started a GoFundMe campaign to add the bastard to Mount Rushmore.

Adding Trump`s orange bust to Mount Rushmore would be an abomination, only his hands should be added to Mount Rushmore. They are so tiny they won`t be seen — perfect.

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Trent Reznor: Donald Trump is a Fucking Moron


In an interview with the Village Voice Trent Reznor didn`t mince words in describing Donald Trump:

“The president of the United States is a complete fucking moron. That`s what gets me the most – that he`s this vulgar, grotesque dope, everything I hate in people.”


Reznor may be dismissed as just a rock and roller by people who don`t care for his liberal politics, but the songwriter of “Hurt,” one of the most meaningful songs ever written, deserves to be heard on diverse and sundry subjects.

When describing a piece of shi* like Trump a writer doesn`t need to break open his thesaurus or consult “The Elements of Style.”

Reznor described Trump succinctly and accurately, “he`s a complete fuc*ing moron.”

Trump is a “complete moron,” there`s no spark of intelligence or wisdom that he`s repressing, and he can always be counted on to behave in a moronic fashion.

Trump is a “fuc*ing moron,” there are some morons whose stupidity is somewhat deflected by their good nature, and then there are fuc*ing morons who are as evil as they are stupid.

Trump is a vulgar, grotesque, fuc*ing moron, and he doesn`t have any socially redeeming values.

I`m going to play a Nine Inch Nails album, and try to forget, for a moment, that Trump is president of the United States.

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Dump Trump! Impeach the Abomination!

When against all odds Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton and assumed the presidency, Republicans were ecstatic, they assumed they would enact legislation on tax reform, immigration, and repealing and replacing Obamacare.


Republicans weren`t naïve, they realized that Trump wasn`t a real Republican, but an opportunist who saw his best chance of winning running as a Republican. Nevertheless they had high hopes that after eight years of Obama they would finally pass conservation legislation, after all they controlled the White House and both chambers of Congress.

This week marks the six month point of Trump`s chaotic and turbulent presidency, repealing and replacing Obamacare is a pipe dream, the Wall is a mirage, the infrastructure plan is crumbling and tax reform isn`t going anywhere.

Trump`s only clear victory is the Senate confirmation of Judge Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court.

Why is the Trump administration such an unmitigated disaster even though the GOP controls all levers of power in Washington?

According to the polls, even the conservative-friendly Rasmussen poll, Trump is the most unpopular White House incumbent of the modern political era.

The Russian scandal has completely consumed the Trump administration, and instead of tamping down the controversy and focusing on policy, Trump has fed the fires with his obsessive compulsion to tweet about Russia.

Time has run out on the Trump administration, and even the most adroit politician wouldn`t be able to turn things around. Certainly an incontinent toddler with the diplomatic skills of a WWE wrestler isn`t going to right the ship of state.

A Monmouth University poll released this week showed that more Americans want to see Trump impeached today than was the case for then-incumbent Richard Nixon at the start of the Watergate scandal.

Republicans are blind if they can`t see that the faux-Republican buffoon isn`t going to lead their party to the Promised Land. They don`t have the luxury of waiting a year or longer until the Special Counsel completes his investigation, they would be well-advised to immediately take steps to get rid of the bastard.

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Hillary Clinton is Always on Donald Trump’s Mind

During the general election Donald Trump often implied that Hillary Clinton was in terrible health, to hear him tell it she had one foot in the grave and her lover Huma Abedin was desperately clutching her other foot to prevent the Grim Reaper from dragging her to hell.


But truth be told Trump wants her to live forever, or at least for the next four years.

When a crisis hits the White House Trump returns to campaign-style rhetoric in an attempt to shift attention away from the scandal du jour.

In a series of tweets Saturday morning, the president questioned Hillary`s ties to Russia, as well as her use of a private email server during her tenure as Secretary of State.

`So many people are asking why isn`t the A.G. or Special Council looking at the many Hillary Clinton or Comey crimes. 33,000 e-mails deleted?`, Trump tweeted.

First of all, nobody is asking Jack about Hillary, we are doing our best to forget the witch.

Secondly, he is the only jackass in the world who is asking why the Special COUNCIL isn`t looking at Hillary`s crimes. It`s Special COUNSEL, you frigging moron.

Trump would be well-advised to forget Hillary and concentrate on dealing with the scandals destroying his administration.

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