Who’s the Most Dysfunctional Couple: Bill and Hillary Clinton or Donald and Melania Trump?

“Melania Trump won`t be attending the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, and some are speculating that her cancellation is a subliminal message to her husband, Donald Trump.

For one thing, it came on their 13th wedding anniversary, and Inside Edition notes that the first lady has kept a low profile since the allegations that her husband paid $130,000 in hush money to a porn actress who uses the name Stormy Daniels.

Huffington Post

The Trumps are the most dysfunctional couple to occupy the White House since the Clintons.

Bill and Hillary Clinton were both skirt-chasers, Slick Willy was reckless in his pursuit of tail, Hillary was more discreet since she had to maintain the fiction that she was heterosexual and not a butch lesbian.

Hillary was indifferent to her hubby`s sexcapades, she only objected when he bedded trailer trash vixens beneath their station.

I doubt that Bill and Hillary ever consummated their marriage, and don`t bring up Chelsea because we all know that Webb Hubbell was her baby daddy.

Melania has publicly admitted that she married Donald Trump for his money, they sleep in separate bedrooms in the White House, and they have little interaction with each other.

Melania has been filmed on various occasions swatting away Trump`s deformed little hand when he tried to hold her hand. You can bet that when he approaches her in the privacy of the White House with his tiny pecker, she swats it away in disgust.

Melania isn`t quite as forgiving as Hillary about her husband`s indiscretions, she doesn`t like to be publicly humiliated. Melania knew what she was getting into when she married the lecherous bastard, but she must have been furious when it was disclosed that he had an affair with a porn star.

The Bill and Hillary show lasted eight years, hopefully the Melania and Donald reality show will last less than four years. I`m hoping that the racist buffoon will be impeached when the Democrats take control of both houses of Congress in the midterm elections.

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Outrage: Suzanne Somers Praises Donald Trump to High Heaven

“Suzanne Somers is saying it loud and proud … she`s a huge fan of President Trump, and she also believes shes committing career suicide by saying that.”

TMZ

Today hardcore porn is instantly and readily available to anyone with an internet connection. But in the 1970`s you had to get your titillation wherever you could find it, and jiggle television programming which featured starlets moving in loose clothing or underwear in a way in which their breasts or buttocks jiggled was all the rage. The primary examples of this type of programming were Charlie`s Angels, Wonder Woman and Three`s Company.

Somers wasn`t a gifted thespian, but in the late 1970`s she jiggled her boobs and butt to superstardom as Chrissy Snow on Three`s Company.

In the 1990`s she kept in the spotlight as a spokeswoman for the Thighmaster. The Thighmaster was a piece of exercise equipment that is squeezed between one`s thighs. It`s doubtful the contraption did anything for your thighs, but it was slightly entertaining to watch an ageing actress open and close her legs as if she was attempting to crack a nut.

In the 2000`s Somers wrote a series of best-selling self-help books, including Ageless: The Naked Truth About Bioidentical Hormones, about bioidentical hormone replacement therapy. These books are nothing but quackery, and they sold only because they featured Somers silicon-enhanced face on the covers.

Somer`s career trajectory is thus: Jiggle star to Thighmaster infomercial queen to author of books of medical quackery.

Somers isn`t committing career suicide by coming out of the closet as a Trump supporter, her career was already as dead as a doorknob. The only ways that she could make any news was by doing granny porn or puffing up Trump.

I`m disappointed in Somers, she would have retained a shred of decency had she gone the granny porn route.

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Porn Star Stormy Daniels Claims Donald Trump is Terrified of Sharks

“TOUGH-talking Donald Trump is absolutely terrified of sharks and hopes they all die, according to a porn star he is said to have bedded.

X-rated movie actress Stormy Daniels described the US President`s fear as the `strangest thing` in a newly emerged interview she gave back in 2011.

Stormy, who claimed to have had a 2006 affair with Trump, told InTouch magazine he was fascinated by the Discovery Channel`s annual Shark Week specials.

`He is obsessed with sharks` she said. `Terrified of sharks. He was like, `I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.`”

The Sun

Porn star Stormy Daniels hasn`t disclosed any embarrassing details about Trump`s sexual performance or preferences in bed, but she did provide us with the interesting tidbit that the Donald is terrified of sharks.

The racist buffoon may be terrified of sharks, but he watched the Shark Week specials with his porn star lover. I can relate, I am terrified and disgusted by our ineffectual and clueless president, but I read dozens of articles about him every day.

Trump was a predator as a businessman, when he was a full-time real estate mogul he made it a practice to declare bankruptcy as a means of stiffing banks and contractors. It got to the point where only Russian banks would do business with the shady mogul.

Trump is also a sexual predator, for decades he has been abusing, degrading and assaulting women.

Trump is afraid of sharks because they are fearless predators, and they are just about the only creatures that make him feel vulnerable.

But Trump shouldn`t fear sharks, they rarely attack human beings. He should be afraid of piranha, if he ever goes swimming in the ocean those voracious killers would zero in on his tiny genitals.

The filthy pig should also fear whalers, they might mistake him for a whale and harpoon his fat ass.

I hope a whaler, piranha, somebody, or something will get rid of Trump once and for all.

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Franklin Graham Dismisses Donald Trump’s Alleged Affair With Porn Star Stormy Daniels

“You would think itd be incredibly easy for an evangelical Christian leader to denounce Donald Trump`s alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, which reportedly took place months after giving birth to his fifth child with his third wife. Yet Franklin Graham, appearing yesterday on MSNBC with anchor Alex Witt, had no words of condemnation for his Republican savior.

Graham initially suggested the entire story was fake since Trump hadn`t admitted it – but added that it wouldn`t matter even if it were true because Trump isn`t `President Perfect.`”

Patheos

During the 2016 presidential campaign Donald Trump famously claimed he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose any voters.

I would argue that Trump could rape a 13-year-old girl in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any support from evangelicals. Evangelicals would claim that the little harlot tempted him, and that he repented anyway immediately after closing his zipper.

If Stormy Daniels produced a blue dress with a semen stain that was verified to be Trump`s DNA, evangelicals would claim that the stain was in the shape of a cross, and evidence that God`s blessing was upon him.

Franklin Graham has been one of the most diehard Trump supporters, time after time again he has justified the president`s sins and transgressions. I`m not surprised that he has failed to condemn Trump for having an affair with a porn star, and paying her money to keep quiet.

The Rev. Graham had the audacity on Sunday to declare that President Trump defends Christianity more than any recent American leader.

With all due respect the good reverend is full of crap, Trump`s policies, behavior and words are antithetical to Christianity. Trump has defiled the Christian faith more than any recent American leader.

Trump and his evangelical enablers are destroying democracy and Christianity, and the president and his white evangelical supports should be anathema to true Christians, and true patriots.

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Donald Trump is a Clown With Tiny Hands Instead of Giant Feet

Parents hire clowns to entertain their children for birthday parties, and it works until the kids grow tired of the limited repertoire of the clown`s tricks and shenanigans.

Kids are repulsed and fascinated by clowns at the same time, their painted faces and huge feet scares the Bejesus out of them, but they are mesmerized by their magic tricks.

Eventually when the kids start pelting the clown with anything they can get a hold of, the parents tell the entertainer that his work is done.

President Donald Trump is like a clown at a third-rate carnival who cheats marks at three-card monte when he`s not clowning around.

We hired the Clown of all Clowns as President of the United States, and unfortunately unless we impeach the freak we`re stuck with him for four years.

We are fascinated and repulsed by Trump`s non-stop buffoonery, he has an endless supply of tweets, insults, and incoherent policy initiatives up his sleeve.

In lieu of oversized feet he has tiny hands that he employs to tweet nonsense, and to pull executive actions out of his ass.

Republicans have made peace with Trump by pretending that he`s not a clown, they ignore his infantile tweets, insane rants and childish behavior, because the payoff is conservative judges, tax laws that favor the wealthy, and deregulation that benefits big corporations.

The majority of Americans are sick and tired of the clown sitting in the Oval Office, and we are mortified that he`s turned the White House into a three-ring circus.

I may be tilting at windmills but I will never accept Trump as my president, and I will continue to write essays exposing his buffoonery until Congress does the right thing and impeaches the clown.

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Donald Trump Had Porn Star Stormy Daniels Spank Him With a Forbes Magazine

Donald Trump is such an omnipresent fixture on media that his hideous face with his sphincter-like mouth has been indelibly etched on my mind.

When the Grim Reaper finally drags the decrepit reprobate to hell, and he`s no longer a regular feature on the evening news, I will still need deprogramming to cleanse him from my consciousness.

Normal folks have a visceral reaction when they see Trump on TV, namely we throw the remote at the screen, and then search Google for painless ways to commit suicide.

Now a new particularly disquieting detail has emerged about the president`s affair with porn star Stormy Daniels that may cause even diehard Trump supporters to retch. These cultists could care less that Trump paid her off to keep quiet, but they may be troubled that he ordered the porn starlet to spank him with a copy of Forbes that featured Trump, Donald Jr., and Ivanka on the cover.

To have a porn star spank you may be every guy`s fantasy, but to have the hoe spank you with a magazine that features your family on the cover is wrong, horribly wrong.

I like to believe that I`ve done some good with the thousands of essays I`ve published online since 2008, but all that may be negated by leaving my readers with an image that they will never be able to erase: Our obese president butt naked being spanked by a porn star.

My readers may never forgive me, but God forgive me!

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Rev. Maurice Watson Denounces Trump’s Racist Comments with Red-faced Mike Pence in Pews

“A Maryland pastor on Sunday denounced President Trumps s—hole countries comment before God, his congregation and Vice President Pence.

Worshipers at the Metropolitan Baptist Church in Largo, Md., said the vice president grew visibly red-faced as the Rev. Maurice Watson called Trump out for his vulgar comments last week about Haiti and several African nations.

`I stand today as your pastor to vehemently denounce and reject any such characterizations of the nations of Africa and of our brothers and sisters in Haiti,` Watson told his congregation as Pence looked on.

`And I further say: Whoever made such a statement, whoever used such a visceral, disrespectful, dehumanizing adjective to characterize the nations of Africa, whoever said it, is wrong. And they ought to be held accountable.`”

New York Daily News

Sometimes a Christian pastor is required to minister to the least among us with the compassion and humility of Jesus Christ, and sometimes he`s called upon to speak truth to power with the vehemence and thunder of an Old Testament prophet.

If Vice President wanted to bask in the praise of like-minded evangelicals in the aftermath of Donald Trump`s blatantly racist shithole comment, he should have visited a white evangelical church.

White evangelical churches have a long history of not just tolerating racism, but practicing racism, and a racist charlatan like Trump is as welcome as a snake oil televangelist.

Mike Pence made the mistake of attending a black evangelical church shortly after his boss uttered his toxic comments, and the pastor was duty-bound to vehemently denounce the president`s racist rhetoric.

Pence`s huge Bible was no shield for the minister`s words of condemnation, and his face was red with fury and humiliation.

Sunday night Pence probably commensurated with Trump`s evangelical advisory council in a presidential circle jerk.

If only the Rev. Maurice Watson was granted an audience with Trump!

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Donald Trump and Melania Trump Are an Affront to the Memory of Martin Luther King Jr.

Legislation was signed in 1983 creating a federal holiday marking the birthday of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Taking place each year on the third Monday in January, the MLK Day of Service is observed as a national day of service in honor of the tireless crusader for peace and justice.

Unfortunately, very few people who aren`t federal employees actually get the day off, but we should still honor the memory of MLK by serving others after we get off from work.

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, didn`t set an example for the people that he serves by helping build a house for Habitat for Humanity or by serving meals in a food kitchen, he was too busy playing golf with his millionaire pals.

Melania Trump on Monday sent out a tweet acknowledging Martin Luther King Jr.`s lifetime of service, but nobody was buying it.

Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. & his service to this great country. I am honored to be First Lady of a nation that continually strives for equality & justice for all. #MLKDay

The nation may strive to create a more perfect union, but her husband`s racist rhetoric and policies are setting back our democracy decades.

If Melania really wanted to honor the memory of MLK she would poison her hubby`s covfefe.

I`d better forget the execrable Trumps if only for this holiday, so I will be in the proper state of mind to celebrate the birth of Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Donald Trump Must be Removed From Office by Any Means Necessary

In the future we will have to explain to our grandchildren just how exhausted and debilitated we were after surviving the interminable first year of Donald Trump`s presidency.

In his inaugural address Trump lamented “American carnage,” his words had a prophetic quality because he has bulldozed and trampled over our democratic institutions of the free press, independent judiciary and bipartisanship leadership. Any sober-minded patriot who considers the state of the Union will see carnage everywhere. Trump didn`t end American carnage as he promised in his inaugural speech, he exhilarated the decline of all of our democratic institutions.

After a year of living under the Trump regime I am simply exhausted, Trump is like a category five hurricane that never runs of of steam because it`s powered by Satan`s infernal farts. It is impossible to ignore Trump without becoming a recluse and unplugging the TV and radio, and going offline. The only solution is to remove Trump from office BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

Trump will never pivot, he will never become presidential, and he will never reach rock bottom. His mind is a bottomless shithole of racism, vulgarity and paranoia. As a political writer for a local newspaper and a blogger I am perhaps more exhausted than most of my fellow Americans, because it`s my job to chronicle Trump`s racism and sheer insanity.

But we must not grow weary in well-doing, we must continue our fight against our shithole president and his shithole Republican enablers until he`s removed from office, and I emphasize BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

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Merriam-Webster Rebukes Shithole President Donald Trump

It should come as no surprise that the Merriam-Webster Twitter account is on a mission from God to correct the word usage and typos of the most ignorant and intellectually-challenged American president in history.

Ten times Merriam-Webster has majorly trolled Donald Trump:

https://moneyish.com/ish/10-times-merriam-webster-has-majorly-trolled-donald-trump/

On the same day that the Washington Post reported that Trump called Haiti, El Salvador, and various African countries “shithole countries” while discussing immigration policy, Merriam Webster announced that their word of the day was “reprehensible.”

An almost perfect rebuke of our racist president, it would have been perfect if Merriam-Webster included an image of Trump under “reprehensible.”

Merriam-Webster defines “reprehensible” as worthy of or deserving reprehension, blame, or censure.

Throughout the presidential campaign and during his first year in office Trump has uttered blatantly racist remarks against Mexican immigrants, Mexican Americans, African Americans, Muslims and Haitians, to the extent that it renders him unfit for office.

And as we have seen with the issue of immigration Trump`s racist mindset influences policy. Trump wants to limit immigration from African, Muslim and Latin American countries.

There are a dozen reasons why Trump should be impeached, not the least of which is his bigotry and racism. Unfortunately, the shithole president won`t be impeached until the Democrats take control of Congress in the mid-term elections.

But in the meantime Congress should censure Donald Trump for his shithole remarks. Censure is the most extreme reprimand, short of impeachment, that Congress can take against the president.

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