Donald Trump Drinks From a Bottle of Water, a Nation Gags

“President Donald Trump had his own water bottle moment, having mocked his former Republican rival Marco Rubio for his need to take a drink during speeches.

Mr. Trump, fresh from his marathon trip to Asia, paused during his address to the nation to take a swig of water – twice.”


Trump awkwardly grabbed the water bottle with both of his tiny hands, who does that? The same wanker who uses a fork and knife to eat pizza.

Watching Trump drink from his water bottle is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever witnessed on live TV. When Trump clutched the water bottle with his grotesquely tiny hands, and lifted it to his sphincter-like orifice I almost gagged. It was like witnessing Trump giving himself an enema.

If Trump isn`t impeached and removed from office, and he runs for reelection in 2020, all the Democrats have to do is run ads featuring Trump drinking from the water bottle, and he will lose in a landslide.

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Donald Trump Blasts Groper Al Franken, Gives Pedophile Roy Moore a Free Pass

President Donald Trump is displaying selective outrage over allegations of sexual harassment against prominent men in politics, as his own tortured past lingers over his response.

Trump moved quickly Thursday to condemn accusations against Minnesota Democratic Sen. Al Franken as `really bad,` but he has remained conspicuously silent on the more serious claims leveled against Roy Moore, the Republican in Alabama`s special Senate race who faces allegations he sexually assaulted teenage girls decades ago.”


Donald Trump never hesitates to weigh in on any subject, his baby fingers are calloused from tweeting his fool head off on current events.

But Chatty Cathy has remained conspicuously silent on the serious charges leveled against Roy Moore. Almost everybody has expressed their opinion about Moore, as would be expected when a man who is running for the Senate is accused of trolling shopping malls for underage girls. The outrage that an unrepentant pedophile is running for the Senate, compels anyone with a shred of dignity to speak out against him.

Almost every prominent Republican in Congress, including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan, has condemned Moore in no uncertain terms.

I can understand why the Pussy Grabber-in-chief has remained silent when it comes to the egregious behavior of Moore, after all more than a dozen women accused Trump of sexual harassment and misconduct during the 2016 presidential election. Trump is aware that any discussion about sexual harassment will eventually focus on him.

Trump didn`t hesitate for a second to condemn Senator Al Franken for groping Leaeann Tweeden. Trump blasts Democrat Al Franken for groping a woman, but gives a free pass to a Republican pedophile?

Trump tweeted:

The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ..

Well we know where Trump`s deformed baby hands would have gone!

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Sheriff’s Panties in a Twist Over Truck With Anti-Trump Message

“One Texas motorist apparently found the perfect sticker to express certain feelings about how this past year has gone and so it was plastered, big and bold on the rear window of a truck.


It was eye catching, to be sure, and a picture of the truck eventually made its way all the way to the desk of Fort Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls, who said in a Facebook post that he had received `numerous calls regarding the offensive display.`

`If you know who owns this truck or it is yours, I would like to discuss it with you. Our Prosecutor has informed us she would accept Disorderly Conduct charges regarding it, but I feel we could come to an agreement regarding a modification to it,` Nehls wrote in his message, issuing what could appear to be a thinly veiled warning.”

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Everything is bigger is Texas, even bumper stickers. In fact this sign is too big to fit on the bumper, it`s a huge decal that covers most of the rear window in the patriot`s truck.

Bumper stickers are even more brief and concise that a tweet, they are meant to capture your attention, and this gentleman`s profane message has elicited as much publicity as Trump`s profane tweets.

The anti-Trump is offensive, but free speech is often offensive. The sheriff is entitled to express his disapproval of the sticker, but he is totally off base in trying to intimidate the owner of the truck into modifying his message. Fuc* the sheriff, you don`t modify free speech.

The anti-Trump sticker is nowhere near as offensive as the racist and misogynist rhetoric that emanates from the White House on a daily basis.

Sheriff get your priorities in order, you should be railing against the abomination that sits in the Oval Office.

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White Evangelicals Embrace a Pussy-grabbing President and a Pedophile Senate Candidate

Will God-fearing Alabamians elect a cowboy-hat wearing, pistol brandishing, Bible-thumping, Muslim-hating, pedophile to the Senate?

The God-fearing, Bible-loving citizens of Alabama voted for Trump over Hillary 62% to 34%, and Trump is a short-fingered vulgarian, incompetent, ignorant serial pussy grabber, so yes, by God yes they will.

You can always count on evangelicals to place political expediency over decency, and these fine upright church-going folks have no moral qualms about voting for a conservative pedophile.

You can`t expect the conservative evangelical voters of Alabama to do the right thing. They will vote for the child molester, while condemning sexual immorality in Hollywood, and while they watch girl-on-girl porn in the privacy of their living rooms.

It`s up to the Senate to do the right thing, if Roy Moore wins they should refuse to seat him.

America is in a state of spiritual and political darkness, a vulgar buffoon sits in the White House, and a child molester stands a good chance of being elected to the Senate.

We must fight against the forces of darkness, Donald Trump and his evangelical enablers and make America great again.

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Donald Trump Says He Believes Putin’s Election Meddling Denials

“President Donald Trump suggested on Saturday hes done confronting Russian President Vladimir Putin over his country`s election meddling since it`s insulting to the Russian leader.

Trump said he took Putin at his word that Russia did not seek to interfere in the US presidential election last year, despite a finding from US intelligence agencies that it did. The fraught relations between the two leaders was underscored anew when Putin`s spokesman said election meddling did not come up when they spoke, even though Trump said it did.

`He said he didn`t meddle. He said he didn`t meddle. I asked him again. You can only ask so many times,` Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One as he flew from Da Nang to Hanoi in Vietnam. Trump spoke to Putin three times on the sidelines of summit here, where the Russia meddling issue arose.

`Every time he sees me, he says, `I didn`t do that,` Trump said. `And I believe, I really believe, that when he tells me that, he means it.`”


The CIA, FBI, NSA and the Director of National Intelligence have concluded that Russia meddled in the United States presidential election.

Granted Donald Trump consults with himself on issues like foreign policy and security because he has a very good brain, but you`d think he`d accept the conclusion of our intelligence agencies that Russia interfered with our 2016 presidential election.

On Saturday Trump suggested he`s done confronting Russian President Vladimir Putin over his country`s election meddling since it`s insulting to the Russian Leader. It should be noted that Putin`s press secretary denied that the two leaders discussed the issue.

Of course Putin is infuriated every time Trump brings up Russian meddling in the election. If the class thug tells the class nerd, “I`m sitting next to you today, and you`d better not cover your test,” and he aces the quiz, of course he will be infuriated if the nerd accuses him of cheating. He will reprimand the nerd, telling him “I didn`t copy your answers, and if you bring up the subject again I will beat the hell out of you.”

The United States intelligence agencies, almost every Democrat and Republican in Congress and Putin himself knows darn well that Russia undermined our political process.

Everybody also knows that Trump is Putin`s little bitch, and that he states that he believes Putin`s denials, because he colluded with the Russians.

Trump may be done confronting Putin over Russia`s interference, but Congress and Special Counsel Robert Mueller are far from finished from investigating Russian meddling.

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Artist Makes Donald Trump Action Figure Out of Old Flip Flops

“As President Donald Trump continues powering through his marathon Asia tour, he has been received with hearty hamburgers, rounds of golf, and a rare invitation to dine in China`s Forbidden City. But one tribute to the U.S. leader stood out among the rest: an action figure bearing his likeness, artfully carved out of old flip flops.

Filipino artist Elmer Padilla has made a name for himself fashioning figurines out of tsinelas, Tagalog for flip flops. His latest project is the spitting image of Donald Trump donning his signature suit, arm raised to greet a crowd.”


It`s appropriate that the Donald Trump action figure if carved out of old flip-flops considering that Trump in the King of the Flip Flops.

Trump`s flip-flops in his first 100 days:

President Flip Flops lets you wear Trump`s contradictory tweets on your flip-flops:

The Trump doll isn`t anatomically correct, once again appropriate since the real Donald Trump has a micro penis that hardly qualifies him as an anatomically correct human being.

The Trump doll probably stinks to high heaven, considering it`s made out of old flip-flops, just like Trump.

However, the doll isn`t an entirely accurate representation of our president, it has a pale white face that looks nothing at all like Trump`s pumpkin head.

The action figure is skinny, and we all know that the real Trump is a fat pig.

Finally, I take exception with the doll being called an “action figure,” I doubt if Trump can do a single push-up, jumping jack or sit-up. The only action that the doll should be capable of is squatting and farting.

The Trump doll sucks, just like Trump the man.

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Trump Tweets in China

Donald Trump, the Twitterer-in-Chief has maintained an active Twitter presence during his tour of Asia, nothing short of Nuclear Armageddon can stop the presidents tiny fingers from firing off tweets.

Trump`s first stops on his Asian tour, Japan and South Korea don`t have any restriction on Internet use, but he also tweeted while in communist China. It should be noted that China`s Great Firewall that blocks social media sites including Facebook, YouTube and Twitter is almost as well known as The Great Wall of China.

China allowed Trump to tweet his fool head off, maybe because he changed his Twitter header image to one of him, Chinese president Xi Jinping, and the two first ladies surrounded by dozens of Chinese performers.

Trump`s legacy will be his obsession with Twitter, and I`m afraid that he will continue to tweet even after he dies. I`m sure hell has its own Great Firewall, but Satan might allow Trump to tweet from the pit of hell so he can continue to sow discord on Earth.

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Dog Has Cyst That Looks Like Donald Trump

“A cyst found in a dog`s ear looks like Donald Trump`s face and blonde quiff, its owner claims.

Jade Robinson, 25, of Jarrow, Tyneside had to wait until her two-year-old beagle Chief was asleep before snapping the inner ear to send to a vet.

But it was a friend who spotted the resemblance between the 45th president of the USA and the infection.”


Donald Trump has a long sordid history of ridiculing the facial appearance of others, especially women, therefore I don`t hesitate to point out the obvious: Trump is exceedingly ugly.

His golden wispy hair resembles cotton candy that a hooker has urinated on, his mouth looks like a sphincter, he has the orange complexion of a pumpkin, and he has the bulbous nose of an alcoholic.

It`s quite appropriate that a cyst growing in a dog`s ear looks just like Trump. The president is a cyst that needs to be immediately removed for the health of our democracy.

The owner of the hapless pooch is trying to raise money to have the cyst removed. I can`t think of a worse fate to befall anyone, human or animal, than to have a cyst that resembles Trump.

For the love of God donate to this worthy cause. Here`s the link to the crowdsourcing web site to help his unfortunate doggie:

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The Cult of Donald Trump

“I am not the first person to point this out: There`s been a cultish quality to President Donald Trumps most ardent supporters. He seemed to acknowledge the phenomenon when he boasted that he could `stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody`and not lose voters.

Throughout the campaign, and in personal appearances since then, Trump has harnessed the kind of emotional intensity from his base that is more typical of a religious revival meeting than a political rally, complete with ritualized communal chants (Lock her up!).

As we approach the one-year anniversary of Trump`s election victory, the zeal of some of his followers seems increasingly akin to a full-fledged cult

I use the word `cult` in its pejorative sense, meaning a deeply insular social group bound together by extreme devotion to a charismatic leader. Such groups tend to exhibit a few common characteristics.”

Chicago Tribune

After almost a year suffering under the Trump regime, Americans have turned against the president, and his approval ratings have sunk like a stone.

However the buffoon retains a tight grip on his core base, they remain loyal and as close to him as flies on a hot steaming pile of dung.

Reza Aslan is spot on, Trump`s supporters can best be compared to a cult. Most of Trump`s core supporters are white evangelicals, and they will confess that Trump is a vulgar con artist the same day hell freezes over and the same day they admit that televangelists are money-hungry shysters.

When you point out to Trump loyalists the inconsistencies of his policies and his pathological lying, they look at you with disgust, and in their minds they`re thinking: How dare this heathen criticize Gods` prophet who has been raised by the Almighty to Make America Great Again.

It`s a fool`s errand to talk common sense to these deluded fools, they would just as soon deny Jesus Christ as reject Donald Trump.

If we will ever get rid of Trump it won`t be by making his supporters confront and accept reality, but by persuading Republican leaders to turn against him. They`re all about political expediency and their link to him is tenuous.

It`s incumbent upon us to write or call our senators and congressmen and implore them to impeach Trump.

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Donald Trump Considering Designating North Korea as State Sponsor of Terrorism

“The United States will determine very soon whether to designate North Korea a state sponsor of terror, a senior administration official said on Sunday.

`The administration and Secretary (of State Rex) Tillerson and others in the administration are looking very closely right now whether to designate North Korea a state sponsor of terror,` the official said.”


The North Korean dictator`s brutal regime instills terror and slavish obedience from his countrymen.

North Korea`s Dear Leader Kim Jong-un`s bombastic rhetoric and his reckless pursuit of becoming a nuclear superpower instills terror worldwide.

But North Korea isn`t a state sponsor of terror, the totalitarian state doesn`t lend moral or financial support to any international terrorist organization.

Little Kim`s sole focus is to terrorize his citizens so they won`t even think about staging a revolution.

I`m sorry but orchestrating the plot to kill his half-brother with a lethal VX nerve agent doesn`t qualify North Korea as a state sponsor of terrorism.

If Trump designates North Korea as a state sponsor of terror, the designation will lose all meaning.

If Trump makes the designation during his Asia trip, it will only cement his reputation as a fuc*ing moron, and the Asian leaders won`t take him seriously.

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