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Jill Biden is an Evil Ventriloquist Who Will Never Allow Her Dummy Joe Biden to Drop Out

Joe Biden is a career politician, he became a senator at the tender age of 30, the minimum age to become a senator, and almost fifty years later at age of 78 he became the President of the United States.  

Politics is the lifeblood of Biden, he loves campaigning, shaking hands of constituents, kissing babies, and groping young girls. Despite his life-long struggle with stuttering, his penchant for making gaffes and in his later years his battle with dementia, he loves making stump speeches and interacting with the press.

But most of all he loves the power and prestige of the presidency. Power is an intoxicating elixir, and it’s the potion that’s keeping the decrepit octogenarian alive.

Biden is loath to relinquish his death grip on power, he seems to know that retirement from politics means that he will soon meet his maker.

Like a baby holding on to his bottle or a drunk gripping his bottle of cheap wine, Biden refuses to drop out of the race, even though at some level, despite his dementia, he must know that he would lose in a landslide to Donald Trump.

Unfortunately, Biden’s closet aides are his power-hungry wife Jill Biden and his reprobate son, Hunter Biden. Joe Biden has mush for brains, it’s his wife in coordination with his staff who really run the White House.

Jill Biden is the ventriloquist who speaks through her dummy, the decrepit octogenarian who suffers from dementia, Joe Biden. And the dummy is insisting that he will never drop out of the presidential race.

Therefore, it’s incumbent upon Democratic leaders to save us from the nightmare of a second Trump term, and force Joe Biden to drop out, by any means necessary.

Top Democrats Must Force Biden to Drop Out

President Joe Biden remained resolute and defiant in the closely monitored interview with ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos.

The seasoned anchor deftly and diplomatically detailed all the reasons, (his physical and mental decline, sagging polls, the increasing number of Americans who don’t want him to run for reelection, donors’ reluctance to continue to finance his campaign and Democratic House members who have called on him to step down), why he should consider stepping down.

Finally, the selfish and stubborn Biden exclaimed that only the Lord Almighty could convince him to end his bid for re-election. The octogenarian commander-in-chief may be a devout Catholic, but if the Lord God Almighty came down to the White House, and pimp-slapped Biden with his own rosary beads, and ordered him to stand down, he would pretend that he could not hear the Lord’s admonishment.

Only a higher power than former president Barack Obama or God Himself could persuade Biden to face the reality that he’s too physically decrepit and cognitively damaged to serve as president.

But Jill Biden loves being on the cover of Vogue too much, and she loves being the power behind the throne too much, to stop her elder abuse and instruct her husband to step down.

Joe Biden had the opportunity to relinquish power with grace, humility and dignity, but now he no longer possesses the mental acuity to make any decision more complicated than what color socks he should wear.

It’s Jill who makes all the decisions for her senile husband, and the leaders of the Democratic Party should force the president not to seek a second term, before it’s too late.

Damn Jill Biden for Propping Up Senile & Decrepit Joe Biden

“Rep. Mike Quigley (D-Ill.) suggested that the ‘only thing’ that could adjust President Biden’s decision about staying in the race post-debate is poll numbers.

Quigley emphasized during an interview Tuesday on CNN that Biden’s decision to continue is his alone, following a rocky debate performance last week against former President Trump. The Illinois Democrat suggested that weak polling in the wake of the event is the only thing that could sway the incumbent.”

The Hill

Quigley is dead wrong on his analysis of what metrics may cause President Joe Biden to step down.

Quigley emphasized that Biden’s decision to stay in office is his alone, but that implies that the octogenarian possesses the cognitive ability to weigh the pros and cons of his actions. Biden does not have the mental acuity to determine if the best salve to apply to his irritated incontinent rectum is Vaseline or strawberry jam.

At this late stage of his cognitive decline Biden has a tough time adding 2 + 2, never mind trying to decipher polling results.

You do not have to be a rocket scientist, neurologist or a political pundit to discern that Biden’s debate debacle means that he should immediately step down and allow Kamala Harris to finish the remainder of his term.

The few polls that have been released after the debate debacle reflect a slight surge in favor of Trump:

“Republican Donald Trump has edged ahead of Democrat Joe Biden, 41% to 38%, in the aftermath of the candidates’ rancorous debate last week, according to an exclusive USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll.

That narrow advantage has opened since the previous survey in May showed the two contenders tied, 37% to 37%.”

USA Today

But it is not polls that will determine Biden’s course of action, it’s up to Jill Biden. Joe does not have a mind, it’s his wife, guilty of elder abuse, who will make the ultimate decision.

She is the real power behind the throne, and she is loath to relinquish her power. She will continue to prop up the doddering and decrepit Biden, even if it means that the amoral, vindictive, racist piece of shit Trump wins.

Jill Biden Has the Nerve to Compare Senile Joe Biden to a 30-Year-Old

Senile Biden

Jill Biden is Joe Biden’s prime caregiver and chief spokesperson; she is constantly defending her husband against anyone with the temerity to suggest that a physically frail octogenarian with obvious cognition issues shouldn’t seek reelection.

It would be more accurate to say that the first lady is defending her own authority, because she’s the power behind the throne. Joe Biden doesn’t know Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky from Zippy the Pinhead or Corn Pop; Jill is the real power who dictates everything from our foreign affairs to our domestic policies.

In a recent interview on CNN Jill vociferously defended the physical and mental abilities of her senile husband.

“Look at what he’s done, you know, look at what he’s doing, look at how physically – he’s got the good bill of health from the doctor to his physicals. But how many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?”

How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland on Air Force One, with luxurious amenities, including a bedroom, bathroom and conference rooms, then travel nine hours on a train where his every need will be taken care of and then meeting with President Zelensky?

I would venture to say that every last damn 30-year-old could make that trip under those luxurious accommodations.

With all due respect, F U Jill Biden! We’re not idiots! You’re mentally addled husband has no resemblance whatsoever to a healthy senior citizen, let alone a 30-year-old.

Joe Biden is Too Damn Old to Run for Reelection

Joe Biden

Almost everybody supports the minimum age requirement of 35 years old to run for president, but should there be a maximum age limit to run for the highest office?

According to a recent YouGov poll 58% of Americans say there should be a maximum age limit.

I concur, there should definitely be a maximum age limit to serve as President of the United States and Leader of the Free World. It’s understandable that the FAA requires air traffic controller to retire at age 56, because being responsible for the safety of aircraft and their passengers is stressful and exhausting and it takes a physical and mental toll on controllers. They have one of the most stressful jobs in the world, but being president of the United States and Leader of the Free World is hands down the most stressful occupation. I believe that 60 should be the maximum age limit to run for president.

“Americans over 60 hold many of the highest offices in the U.S. government. An analysis of the current 117th Congress revealed that it’s the oldest, on average, of any Congress in at least the past 20 years. The average age of U.S. Senators is currently 64 and the average age of U.S. House members is 58. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is 81 and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is 71.”

YouGov.Com

“Down with the patriarchy” is a common refrain in the progressive community, but how about “Down with the Gerontocracy”? Our democracy is dying because there are too many mostly white senile politicians in leadership positions. Dianne Feinstein, Donald Trump, Chuck Grassley and Joe Biden are manifestly senile, and unfit to serve.

Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley recently proposed that politicians over age 75 should be required to take a mental competency test. That’s a sensible proposal, who doubts that Biden and Trump would fail such a test?

First Lady Jill Biden got her panties in a bunch when a CNN reporter asked her if she agreed with Haley’s suggestion. “Ridiculous” she snapped, “We would never even discuss something like that.”

She’s right there wouldn’t be a discussion, Biden is so mentally impaired that he would simply do whatever his wife tells him to do. Biden is so senile that he does whatever his aides and handlers tell him to do.

This charade must stop. Joe Biden is too old to run for reelection, period! Prominent Democrats like California Governor Gavin Newsom must challenge him now, and declare that they’re running for president.

Happy Birthday Joe Biden!

President Joe Bien celebrated his 80th birthday on November 20 at the White House. To commemorate the milestone, his spouse, first lady Jill Biden posted a sweet note on Twitter.

She shared a pic of the two dancing at the birthday bash, the caption read, “There is no on else I would rather dance with than you. Happy Birthday, Joe! I love you.”

The pic depicts them holding hands, and that reminds me of Melania’s penchant for swatting away her husband’s tiny hands whenever he attempted to hold her hand. If the Trumps return to the White House, I will beg the Grim Reaper to visit me before he visits Joe.

Joe, 80 and Jill, 71, aren’t exactly spring chickens, but these love birds are still full of love and affection for each other. It’s heartwarming to see this elderly couple brimming with love and life, even as the Grim Reaper is ready to tap Joe on the shoulder.

Happy birthday Joe! You are lucky to have such a lovely wife!

Joe Biden and Jill Biden Take a Stroll Along Delaware Beach

“President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden spent the weekend in Delaware, where they went for a late afternoon stroll Sunday along the beach at Cape Henlopen State Park.

Like any other couple there enjoying the last days of fall, the casually-dressed Bidens — they both wore sneakers and she wore jeans — snapped a selfie together (above), with the president holding the camera and wrapping his arm around the first lady.”

Audacy.com

President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden taking a stroll on a beach shouldn’t be news, but this normal activity by a loving couple is noteworthy because it’s a contrast to the chaos, confusion and criminality of the Trump administration.

Notice all the ways this Biden date is different from a typical Trump date. Was there ever a Trump date night during his administration?

Biden was wearing a baseball cap emblazoned with the seal of the president of the United States, not a red MAGA cap that is a symbol of racism.

Joe was wrapping his arm around Jill, and she wasn’t swatting away his hand.

Jill’s coat didn’t have a snarky or mean message.

The Bidens were taking a stroll on a beach located in a state park, not in a private luxury resort. I treasure the normal behavior of the Bidens; I hope Donald Trump never runs for president again

President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden: A Love Story For the Ages

In spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love, but spring’s elixir is so powerful that even an old man’s fancy turns to thoughts of love and romance.

President Joe Biden was photographed picking a dandelion for first lady Jill Biden, proof that love still blooms in the septuagenarian’s heart.

While the power couple walked across the Ellipse to board Marine One, the lover-in-chief stopped to puck the flower from the ground and hand it to his wife of four decades.

Middle-class Joe is in reality a millionaire and he can afford to shower his beloved spouse with diamond rings and gold earrings, but that dandelion was more precious than silver or gold in her eyes.

When they reached the helicopter, he placed his hand on her lower back, guiding her up the steps. Joe has lost a step or two and he has trouble climbing stairs, but his thoughts were focused on making sure that the love of his life made it up the ramp safely.

What a lovely vignette of their endless love, may the spring time of their love be eternal.

Jill and Joe Biden Have a Phone-free Dinner Date Every Night at the White House

Joe Biden is the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World, and as you can imagine his daily schedule is chock full of meetings with cabinet members, congressional leaders, foreign heads of states, and White House aides.

But Joe realizes that his relationship with his spouse, Dr Jill Biden, is more important than cultivating close ties with political allies and befriending foreign leaders.

Therefore, the commander-in-chief ends every day by having dinner with his wife. In an interview with Kelly Clarkson, Dr. Biden said that they have dinner together every night, with the phones turned off.

Jill Biden is almost as busy as her husband, besides her duties and responsibilities as first lady she also has a full-time job as a college English professor. If this uber-busy couple makes time to have a quiet dinner together every day, there is no reason why we can’t have a daily meal with our spouse or significant other.

Enjoy a meal with your loved one every day and remember three’s a crowd. That means leaving your smart phone in your purse or in a drawer.

Model the excellent behavior of the first couple.

The PDA’s Between Joe Biden and Dr. Jill Biden are Sweet and Heartwarming!

Donald and Melania Trump were infamous for their PDA’s (Public Displays of Animosity: the countless times Melania swatted away her husband’s disgusting tiny hands, the frozen stares between the couple, the several times Trump failed to cover Melania with his umbrella …

You don’t have to be a political scientist or a marriage counselor to discern that the Trump’s marriage isn’t a romantic fairy tale but a marriage of convenience. Sparks will rarely fly between a trophy wife and her doddering old husband.

Joe and Jill Biden are infamous for their PDA’s (Public Displays of Affection). Since Inauguration Day, the first couple hasn’t been shy about expressing the love they have for each other.

Joe Biden has been rightly criticized for being too handsy with the spouses and female children of politicians, but at least he’s also very affectionate with his wife of 43 years.

Whether it’s a tender kiss before boarding Marine One or holding hands as they walk their dogs, the love and affection between the Bidens is an expression of their sincere love and it’s a wonder to behold.

The PDA’s between President Biden and Dr. Biden aren’t ostentatious or gratuitous, but heartwarming. They don’t make us cringe, instead they make us smile at delightful display of an elderly couple still in love with each other.

I wish the Bidens a happy Valentine’s Day.

Jill Biden Decorates White House Lawn With Giant Hearts for Valentine’s Day

First lady Dr. Jill Biden decorated the North Lawn of the White House for Valentine’s Day with candy-heart sentiments as a message of hope and healing for Americans.

This simple gesture is a soothing balm for a country recuperating from the four years of Trump administration fuckery.

The Bidens and their two German shepherds, Champ and Major went for an unscheduled stroll to view Dr. Biden’s handiwork, with a pool of reporters and a C-SPAN crew in tow.

Dr. Jill was sensibly dressed for the frigid weather in a long raspberry coat and black boots, and Joe was wearing a black leather jacket and faded jeans. A casually dressed couple, wearing face masks, walking their dogs is the shot of normal behavior that we so desperately need in these troubled times. The fact that this normal couple happens to be the First Couple gives us hope that we may just be able to return to normalcy after four years of chaos.

This heartwarming scene could never have occurred during the Trump administration, the disgraced president didn’t have any pets in the White House, and I doubt he kept any jeans in his closets.

In an interaction with the press the Bidens debated with each other over who loved each other the most. Can you imagine if the Trumps argued about who loved each other the most, the press would break out in laughter.

I’m going to have a terrific Valentine’s Day and a peaceful next four years in the knowledge that Joe and Jill Biden, and Champ and Major are in the White House.

Joe Biden’s Dogs Champ and Major Arrive at the White House

You can almost always count on presidents to keep a dog in the White House, in fact, the only presidents who didn’t have presidential pets while in office were James K. Polk, Andrew Johnson and Donald Trump.

There is something rotten in Denmark when a president doesn’t have a pet while in office, is it any wonder that Johnson and Trump were both virulent racists who were impeached?

A White House without a dog, is like a bodega without a cat, a dairy farm without cows and a Firehouse without a Dalmatian.

President Joe Biden brought his two German shepherds, Major and Champ to his new residence, thereby going a long way to restoring normalcy to the White House.

Major is the first rescue dog to live in the White House and was adopted by the Bidens in 2018 after the couple fostered him from the Delaware Humane Association.

I’ve adopted three dogs from my local animal shelter, and the fact that Joe brought his pooches to the White House confirms in my mind that I made the right choice in voting for him. LOL, as if I really needed any affirmation that I did the right thing by kicking the racist Trump to the curb.

The Bidens have announced that they will soon be bringing a cat to the White House. How can Biden not be reelected when he has won the hearts of dog and cat lovers?

Fox News’ Racist Brit Hume Preferred ‘Likable’ Jill Biden Over ‘Angry’ Michelle Obama

“I think this speech tonight by Jill Biden was tremendously effective in the sense that it didn’t have a hard, angry edge that we heard last night to a considerable extent from Michelle Obama,” Fox News’ senior political analyst said shortly after the event had wrapped up.“

Fox News reporter Brit Hume

Former First Lady Michelle Obama’s Democratic National Convention Keynote address was almost universally praised, even Fox News analysts and reporters whose default mode is to criticize any Democrat had nice things to say about her.

The only reporter who struck a discordant note was Fox News reporter Brit Hume, and he probably would have lambasted Abraham Lincoln ‘s Gettysburg Address, if only the Great Emancipator had been a Democrat.

Obama chided Donald Trump for his failures directly, while Biden focused more on her husband’s empathy, experience and wisdom. But the tone of their speeches was not markedly different, they both came across as pleasant and intelligent women.

Obama did not have a hard and angry edge, even though she had every right to be angry at Trump who never misses an opportunity to degrade and diminish her husband.

Hume characterized Jill Biden as “very likeable” in contrast to Obama whom he accused of having a “hard and angry edge.”

Britt Hume is the most unlikable reporter in the Fox News family of angry racist jerks. The sourpuss always looks like he’s sucking on sour ball candy, and I don’t think there’s anyone in the world who would characterize him as “likable.”

It’s axiomatic that Hume is unlikable, but he’s also blatantly racist. Like any racist worth his salt he deems angry any black woman who is confident, articulate and independent.

Hume can go suck on a sour ball and keep his racist opinion to himself.