Elon Musk Should Step Down as CEO of Twitter & Snoop Dogg Should Take Over

Twitter

“A Twitter poll created by Elon Musk asking whether he should ‘step down as head of Twitter’ ended early Monday morning with most respondents voting in the affirmative.

Musk had said he would abide by the results of the unscientific poll, which began Sunday evening and concluded with 57.5% voting yes, 42.5% voting no.”

CNN

Elon Musk became the owner and CEO of Twitter on October 27, 2022, after acquiring the social media company for $44 billion. The world’s richest man is a petulant and mercurial child with a penchant for conducting unscientific polls on Twitter to make important decisions about his social media platform/plaything. If Musk remains as CEO, within a year Twitter will join My Space and Napster in the dustbin of cyber history.

The bots have spoken and I hope Musk will keep his word as step down as the CEO. If he steps down who should take over? There is only one person in the world with the gravitas, charisma, wisdom, coolness and gangsta cred to run Twitter.

Snoop Dogg conducted his own Twitter poll, he posed the question “Should I run Twitter?” 84% answered in the affirmative, and 16% said no. If those idiots who voted “no” would only smoke a joint they would have an epiphany and demand that the Doggfather take over Twitter.

The rapper has a universal appeal that transcends musical genres, political labels and religious affiliations. If he became the CEO the virtual cesspool would be transformed into an ocean of tranquility, where liberals and conservatives would tweet messages of love to each other.

If you don’t concur with me that Snoop Dogg should take over Twitter, hit the bong and soon you will agree.

Snoop Dogg Calls Kayne West an Uncle Tom

It`s de rigueur for rappers to have a nickname: Drake goes by Drizzy, Lil` Wayne answers to Weezy, Eminem is often called Em, and Kanye West is also known as Yeezy.

Kanye West, perhaps to commemorate his transformation from a black man speaking truth to power to an Uncle Tom, now wants to be called “Ye.”

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and Kanye by any other name would still stink to high heaven.

Snoop Dogg is not one to mince words, and the Doggfather flat-out called Kanye an Uncle Tom in wake of his Trump-loving coonery.

When a beloved rapper who is true to his craft bestows upon himself a moniker it sticks, Lil` Wayne will forever be called “Weezy” by his fans and Beyoncé will always be referred to as “Bey” by her devotees.

But a trick ass hoe who has betrayed his community has lost the right to christen himself with a nickname.

Kanye West get used to being called an Uncle Tom and worse.

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Snoop Dogg the Most Beloved Dude in the World Rips Apart Donald Trump the Most Despised Moron in the World

Donald Trump periodically fires up his base by attacking a black athlete. On Monday he attacked Marshawn Lynch of the NFL`s Oakland Raiders for not standing up for the National Anthem in their game against the New England Patriots played in Mexico City.

Trump tweeted:

Marshawn Lynch of the NFL`s Oakland Raiders stands for the Mexican Anthem and sits down to boos for our National Anthem. Great Disrespect! Next time NFL should suspend him for remainder of season. Attendance and ratings way down.

Trump who is universally despised by everyone except his ever dwindling racist base, was put in his place by the universally loved rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, television personality, and actor Snoop Dogg.

Snoop fired back in a video, stating,

F**k Donald Trump, b***h… F**k you.” They should suspend your dumba**, motherf**ker. F**k, all the goofy s**t you do everyday. When you gonna get suspended, motherf**ker? F**k you, I`m with Marshawn Lynch, n***a. Stand up for the Mexican motherf**king national anthem. We f**k with Mexicans, n***a.

Snoop doesn`t mince words, he keeps things gangsta real as you can see in his expletive-laden response to the racist cockroach.

It is impossible to address Trump without firing F-bombs, it`s the only language the vile creature understands.

This is the best line in the Doggfather`s rant:

F**k all the goofy sh**t you do everyday.

Trump spends his day farting around the White House, posting crazy tweets, insulting his staff, watching the cable news channels, and writing executive orders that are destined to be overturned by the courts. In other words, the crazy f**k does goofy sh**t all day. Snoop Dogg, you are a gentleman, a scholar, and a wordsmith.

I`m down with the rap icon, I f**k with Mexicans, and I stand for the Mexican motherf**king National Anthem.

F**k you Trump!

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