Month: June 2018

Dude Discovers Mama Cat and Kittens Under His Bed

“A man in London has to adjust to life as a cat dad after discovering a cat – that is not his – had given birth to a litter of kittens under his bed.

He has made contact with Cat Protection in an attempt to find mother cat`s owner, aware of the fact that he may have to give up his newly found fur babies.”

News Hub

This News Hub article raises more questions than it answers. For starters, what was mama cat doing in this stranger`s home? Is she a cat burglar who sneaked into this dude`s house and decided that it would make a perfect home for her and her kittens?

You may also be wondering what took this guy so long to notice that a cat and her kittens were under his bed. This I can understand, I never vacuum or look under my bed, a family of raccoons could be living under there for all I know.

This fellow found himself in a unique situation, but he`s doing all the right things. He`s trying to find the owner of the cat, and he`s turned to Twitter for advice on how to take care of the little ones.

If he can`t find the mama cat`s owner, I hope he keeps her and the babies. It looks like he`s a terrific dad to his fur babies.

Read More:

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2018/06/man-discovers-litter-of-kittens-under-bed-from-a-cat-that-wasn-t-his.html

Meet Buff Cat, the Most Muscular Cat in the Universe

When I tell people that I have a Pit Bull/German Shepherd mix they seem impressed, but when I let them know that I also have two cats, they look at me askance as if I`m the biggest pussy … cat in the world.

If they only knew that one of my cats, Tico, tips the scales at 25 pounds, and he struts around my house like he`s a Mack Daddy.

But I think even Tico would give a wide berth to the Internet`s latest feline sensation, Buff Cat. This colossus has broad shoulders, and he looks like he lifts weights at the gym every day.

I`m not a scaredy-cat but if Buff Cat hissed at me I would wet my drawers and run away like a schoolgirl.

But he`s a big pussy cat and a hit with the ladies. Check out his pics and videos:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/01/the-internet-cant-cope-with-how-buff-this-cat-is-7597619/

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There Will be a Day of Reckoning for Donald Trump

On January 23, 2016, presidential candidate Donald Trump boasted that he could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose voters.

At the time I remember thinking, “What a clown, his followers will soon grow weary with his act and abandon him in droves.”

Obviously I was wrong and Trump was remarkably prescient, the past two and a half years have proven that he can get away with anything, as long as he remains faithful to the evangelical agenda.

If Trump shot a hapless tourist in the middle of 5th Avenue, his supporters would praise him for his marksmanship, and demand that he be made an honorary sheriff.

On June, 2, 2018 Rudy Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, boasted that if his boss shot former FBI Director James Comey in the Oval Office that he wouldn`t be indicted for the dastardly crime while still serving as president.

One bombastic dumbass trying to outdo another bombastic dumbass!

If Trump rapes or murders someone while he`s president, handcuffs will be slapped on him faster than Mike Pence can plant a big sloppy kiss on his fat butt.

The president isn`t above the law. The president can`t pardon himself. The president can`t get away with murder. A day of reckoning is coming, I just pray that it gets here sooner rather than later.

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Mike Pence is an Abomination and an Affront to the Almighty

You don`t have to be a political science major, a historian or a particularly insightful individual to deduce that Donald Trump is a vulgar ignoramus who is an unqualified disaster as President of the United States.

Every day Trump perpetuates another outrage against the Constitution, common decency, and the rule of law. While white evangelicals pray that God will bless their Messiah, true Christians are praying that the Almighty will smite the Antichrist.

Mike Pence is the Vice President in no large part due to the recommendation of Paul Manafort, one of the slimiest political insiders in history.

Pence has been at the epicenter of the rise of Donald Trump to the White House almost from the start. The evangelical zealot was active in the Republican National Convention, where he was nominated, through the election campaign and let`s not forget that he was head of the transition, after Trump kicked Chris Christie to the curb. And of course he has been an eyewitness to all of the chaos and corruption of the past sixteen months of the Trump administration.

If anyone is aware of the moral depravity of the Trump administration, it`s Mr. Born Again, Mike Pence. Even though Trump`s behavior is antithetical to the teachings of Jesus Christ, you won`t find a more loyal supporter than Pence.

Pence is biding his time, hoping that when Trump leaves office, that he will be able to scrub off the filth, and run for president.

But even if he is successful, I have one question for the self-righteous creep: For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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Stings Like a Bee! Samantha Bee Calls Ivanka Trump a ‘Feckless C-Word’

“Samantha Bee had gone after Trump for failing to take action to stop the separation of undocumented families.

`Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we`ve seen this week,` Bee said on her show, `Full Frontal.` `You know, Ivanka, that`s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad`s immigration practices, you feckless c***!`

Bee added that the president listens to Ivanka and said that she should `Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to f***ing stop it. Tell him it was an Obama thing and see how it goes, OK?`”

CNN

The short-fingered vulgarian has coarsened public discourse so much that nobody was genuinely shocked or outraged when late-night comic Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt.”

To be sure there was plenty of faux outrage from Trump`s supporters who take umbrage whenever anyone says anything uncomplimentary about Trump or any member of his crime family.

I can image the kitchen table conversation in the typical MAGA household:

Dad: How dare that lesbo feminist cunt attack our Aryan princess!

Mom: I know, Trump should order Michael Cohen to threaten the commie cunt!

Toddler: Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

I think most people were puzzled by the adjective (feckless) that preceded the hateful word. Let`s rejoin that MAGA family:

Dad: Hey honey, what the hell does “feckless” mean anyway?

Mom: How the hell should I know, it took me five years to graduate from high school! Maybe it`s a French word, after all that Bee cunt was born in Canada.

Toddler: Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

By the way “feckless” means lacking initiative or strength of character, and that`s an apt description of Ivanka.

Ivanka claims to be an advocate for women and children, but she lacks the moral fortitude to confront her father, and demand that he take decisive action to stop the separation of undocumented families.

I really don`t want to hear another word from feckless Trump supporters; they should focus their anger at their Messiah, after all he`s called women cunts on more than one occasion in public, and heaven knows how many times in private.

Read More:

http://money.cnn.com/2018/05/31/media/samantha-bee-apologizes-ivanka-trump/index.html

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Donald Trump is a Liar

“Donald Trump is a liar. Not just in the sense that we are all fallible human beings who probably say things that aren`t true sometimes – he has made flagrant disregard for the truth a hallmark for his approach to business and politics.

He wrote about his strategic use of dishonesty in The Art of The Deal. He admitted to routinely lying about important matters in a sworn deposition. And of course it`s obvious to anyone who`s followed his political career that he has continued to exhibit a flagrant disregard for the truth as he pivoted from real estate developer to celebrity brand licenser to president. A core belief of his is that lying is a good way to get ahead, which is why he lies so much.

In addition to being a liar, Trump is unusually ill-informed about public policy for a president, so he plausibly says some things that aren`t true out of genuine lack of knowledge. This leads to a natural caution on the part of some journalists who cover the White House about calling a lie a lie, with phrases like `demonstrable falsehood` instead.”

Vox

All of us bend the truth sometimes, but our moral code, and societal expectations prevent us from becoming pathological liars. Sometimes it`s just more expedient to simply tell the truth, we don`t have to worry that we`ll forget which lie we told to which person.

Donald Trump is a liar is the same sense that Pol Pot was a murderer, Hitler was a racist, and Whitney Houston was a crackhead.

Deceit is the oxygen that flows in his veins, and feeds his demented mind.

If Trump stopped lying the orange pig would shrivel and die, truth is such a foreign element that his immune system wouldn`t be able to handle the truth.

Sometimes Trump`s lies are calculated, and sometimes they just fly out of his mouth without any forethought – dissembling is his default mode.

Trump is a sociopath, he doesn`t have any regrets or remorse about spinning untruths. In his mind his deceptions and misrepresentations are the truth, even if they are blatantly false to the average person.

There`s a debate in polite society whether to call Trump a liar or use a euphemism, allow me to explain where I stand on the issue.

We should always call a “spade a spade” and a liar a liar, and we shouldn`t have any false hopes that we will shame Trump into being more truthful. You`re not going to shame a prostitute by calling her a “freaking whore,” or a televangelist by calling him a “false prophet,” and you are certainly not going to shame Trump by calling him a pathological liar.

It`s incumbent upon pundits, politicians and preachers to speak the truth to power and call Trump a liar. We must label Trump a liar because as a society we must make it crystal clear that we won`t tolerate a serial liar. Every time we use a euphemism to describe a Trump whopper it diminishes us as a democracy that holds truth in high regard.

I know it`s tedious to call Donald Trump a liar every time he opens his mouth, but that`s our responsibility as journalists and bloggers.

Read More:

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/5/30/17404840/trump-lies-demonstrable-falsehoods

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Huskie Stuck on Roof Repays Firefighter with Doggie Kisses

“Even doggies need to be saved sometimes! This beautiful dog managed to get out onto the roof of his home thru an upstairs window. We received numerous calls but one concerned citizen, Phil Burke, discovered him early on and notified us. Another awesome citizen stood by with the dog until we could arrive on scene! Officer McDonald, in conjunction with the Wells Fire Department, worked together to rescue him! Thank you to all that called and helped save him.”
Wells Maine Police Facebook Page

Firefighters usually rescue cats from trees, not dogs from the roof of a house. When firefighters rescue a kitty who is stuck on a tree, the pet owner may be eternally grateful, but the cat is more likely to scratch his rescuer than to shower him with kisses.

But this beautiful Huskie was quick to show his appreciation, planting sweet slobbery kisses on the brave first responder.

This story illustrates that canines are smarter and more affectionate than felines. A cat who is precariously perched on top of a 200-foot tree doesn`t realize how much danger he`s in, but a pooch who`s on a roof twenty feet high in the air is cognizant of his perilous situation.

Kudos to the concerned citizens who called the police, and the courageous first responders who rescued the silly pooch. There`s nothing like a dog to bring out the best in humanity.

https://www.facebook.com/WellsMainePolice/posts/1977839738900880

Photo Credit: Wikipedia

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