Month: May 2017

CNN and Ice Cream-gate

“Is this why voters have lost faith in the American news media?

In what some are now calling `Ice Cream-gate`, CNN`s coverage of Donald Trump`s interview with Time Magazine highlights an apparent scoop: the president is said to receive extra ice cream with his chocolate cream pie.

`Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one,` CNN trumpeted.

Media Equalizer

The revelation that Donald Trump receives an extra scoop of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie isn`t exactly breaking news. Trump resembles a baby hippo; I`m surprised he doesn`t eat two cartons of ice cream with his damn pie.

If the Food Channel gave the breaking news treatment to the discovery that Trump usually gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else around the table gets just one, it might be understandable. But for a cable news network to give so much play to such an insignificant story is unforgivable.

We already know that Trump is a greedy pig who thinks he deserves special treatment, if he ate two scoops of ice cream served on Sarah Huckabee Sanders` naked butt that would be a big story, but I hope to God there wouldn`t be any video.

I realize that we need a little bit of comic relief from the disastrous Trump administration, but CNN played it straight.

I`m glad I`m an unknown blogger, because if Trump read my article he would tweet: No soup and certainly no ice cream for Robert Paul Reyes! He is pathetic. SAD!!!

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https://mediaequalizer.com/brian-maloney/2017/05/cnn-scoop-more-ice-cream-for-trump-than-others

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Epidemic of ‘Avocado Hand’ Injuries Proof God Hates Wankers and Millennials! Video!

“Surgeons say growing numbers of amateur chefs are reporting to accident and emergency departments with what they are calling “avocado hand”; serious stab and slash injuries that are the result of failed attempts to penetrate the fruit`s hard outer casing with a sharp knife before encountering a resistant inner stone.

The British Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons is calling for safety labels on the fruit to staunch the flow of injured patients to hospitals.”

The Times

You don`t need to be a rocket scientist, a chef or a Mexican to know how to properly cut open an avocado, but with the incredible surge in the popularity of the fruit a lot of newbies are suffering serious injuries attempting to cut open the delicious treat.

I admit that I always cut open an avocado quickly because I`m eager to start eating it, but I`ve never come close to injuring myself.

Do we really need a safety label on the fruit, and what warning message would be on the label:

Morons should stick to eating fruit that doesn`t require a knife to cut it open.

Ask a Mexican American, who has years of experience eating avocados, for assistance in cutting this fruit open.

Don`t use anything sharper than a butter knife.

Bitch please!

Writing this article has given me a yearning for guacamole, and I`m not going to don safety gloves when I prepare the scrumptious meal.

Photo of clueless idiot and Avocado Hand victim Meryl Streep:

https://www.cnet.com/news/avocado-hand-jokes-memes-times-of-london-twitter/

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are https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/holy-guacamole-that-s-got-to-hurt-zjzvx3j7d?_ga=2.234837150.1494059052.1494594478-1435761260.1494594307

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Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, For President in 2020!

“Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson says he considers a White House run `a real possibility`.

In an interview with GQ magazine, the wrestler turned Hollywood producer responded to fans calling for him to take on another role – president of the United States.
The world`s highest-paid actor said he started considering the option after reading an article in The Washington Post arguing he could be a viable candidate after Donald Trump.”

SKY NEWS

Hillary Clinton failed to break the ultimate glass ceiling, but I still believe that our generation will witness the first female president.

But Donald Trump shattered another glass ceiling, if a B-list celeb can be elected president of the United States it`s a certainty that a mega-star celeb will be sitting in the Oval Office in the near future.

I can imagine a Democratic Oprah Winfrey/Meryl Streep ticket winning the general election against a GOP team of Sylvester Stallone/Jessica Simpson.

The Rock is the most popular movie star in the world, he has a family-friendly reputation, he`s eminently likeable, and I believe that he would win in a general election against any politician or celebrity, with the possible exception of Baby Groot.

The Rock is a registered Independent, and he attended both the Republican and Democratic conventions in 2000 to encourage citizens to vote.

If Donald Trump manages to avoid impeachment and runs for reelection in 2020, I hope The Rock will run as a Democrat or an Independent against him.

The Rock`s 2020 slogan: Make America Rock Again!

Read More:
http://news.sky.com/story/the-rock-considering-a-run-for-president-after-donald-trump-10872332

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Dalai Lama Fails to Remove Negative Energy From Nancy Pelosi! Where’s Mr. T?

After meeting with the Dalai Lama Democratic Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told a crowd that the Tibetan spiritual leader had prayed for her that she would rid herself of her negative attitude about dwelling on the negative too much.

With all due respect to the Buddhist guru, his namby-pamby New Age approach is ineffectual in removing negative energy from the likes of Pelosi.

When the apostles asked Jesus why they weren`t able to cast a demon out of a child he responded:

“Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.”

Pelosi`s heart is as shriveled as her leather-like wrinkled skin, and to remove negative energy from her requires an old school Opus Dei exorcist who will dunk her in holy water and hit her upside the head with a giant crucifix.

Or a fundamentalist Baptist preacher who will pray in tongues and lash her with a whip until she denounces the works of Satan and the orthodoxy of the Democratic Party.

Or, my preference, just lock her in a room with Mr. T for a few minutes, he will punch the hell out of that old witch until she promises never again to utter any jibba jabba tomfoolery.

I`m not a Democrat or a Republican, but I am sick and tired of Pelosi`s constant whining. I`m fasting and praying that Mr. T will take care of business for the good of our democracy.

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Donald Trump Made One of His Own Tweets into a Twitter Header

“President Donald Trump`s Twitter strategy has never been subtle, but his decision Monday to top his header with one of his own tweets was bold even by his standards.

Trump briefly topped @realDonaldTrump with a note he sent at 6:41 p.m. ET after former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before a Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing and said he was not aware of evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.”

CNN

I`ve been accused of being a shameless self-promoter, but even I have never considered using one of my own tweets as the header for my Twitter page.

What Donald Trump lacks in intellectual curiosity and intelligence he more than makes up for in chutzpah, he had no reservations about ordering one of his lackeys to Photoshop his tweet denying collusion with Russia into his banner image.

If Trump cares so much about optics, why doesn`t he appoint a staffer to spell-check his tweets before he posts them online?

I implore a white hat hacker to hack Trump`s Twitter feed, and replace his header image with monkeys and clowns.

What a narcissist, I will allow a decent amount of time to transpire before I copy his trick.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/politics/donald-trump-twitter-header-russia/

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Baby Groot is the Messiah the Galaxy Needs in the Age of Donald Trump

Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol 2 is the No. 1 hit in the galaxy, it`s conquered the box office in America, China, Korea and Russia, in fact it`s taken root all over the world.

The breakout star of this family-friendly blockbuster isn`t the dashing hero Star Lord or the sizzling hot Gamora, but the little tree with the saucer eyes, Baby Groot.

Baby Groot doesn`t have a nose, ears or lips, but he has big expressive eyes, and eyes are the window to the soul. Stare into Baby Groot`s eyes and you will see sugar and spice and everything that`s nice, and more than a touch of adorable mischievousness.

Baby Groot is a hit with the ladies, but when they tell their boyfriends they want to see Guardians of the Galaxy, they don`t have to twist their arms because dudes are just as enthralled by Baby Groot.

Baby Groot is the perfect hero in the age of Donald Trump, his bottomless reservoir of adorableness is the perfect antidote for the corruption, filth and degradation of our president.

I`m not a Pollyanna, I`m a cynical blogger whose stock-in-trade is ridiculing politicians, celebrities and religious con artists. The producers of Galaxy created Baby Groot knowing that he would be a billion dollar merchandising engine.

But they unwittingly created an icon of peace and love that transcends religion, politics and borders, witness his international fan base.

Baby Groot`s vocabulary is limited to three words: I am Groot. But depending on his inflection and tone those three words can mean just about anything. It`s up to each one of us to interpret what Baby Groot is saying, and to me he`s always saying: I am adorable.

I am obsessed with Baby Groot, and that`s not a bad thing. I love Baby Groot waving goodbye. I love Baby Groot dancing. I love Baby Groot having a tantrum! I love Baby Groot. America Loves Baby Groot. The World Loves Baby Groot. The Galaxy loves Baby Groot.

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A Therapy Dog in a Dental Office Is a Wonderful Idea

“Going to the dentist is something many people dread, but one Wichita dental office is trying to make the experience a little easier on patients.

For the past several months, Boynton Family Dental has had a new friendly face to deal with dental anxiety.

`I was surprised at first. I just kind of saw movement behind me and didn`t really know what it was,` said patient Debra Mitchell.

That friendly face is a Bearded Collie named Baron. He knows how to calm a patient`s nerves with just a wag of his tail.”

KAKE

I`d rather suffer a rectal examination by a proctologist who is high on LSD and thinks there`s a pot of gold inside my a-hole, than visit my dentist. When I was a child I dreaded my yearly dental examination until my parents took me to a dentist who let his patients choose a free toy from a giant bin. That`s not going to work anymore unless my dentist has a bin with iPhones and watches instead of toy cars and dolls.

But having a therapy dog in the dental office is the next best thing; I can tolerate the most sadistic dentist as long as man`s best friend is by my side. When my dentist isn`t torturing me by drilling my teeth, he is driving me nuts by making inane small talk and asking me questions he knows I can`t answer, because I`m forced to keep my mouth open so he can perform his tender ministrations.

I`d rather have a pooch in the dentist office than be administered enough Novocaine to knock out a horse. Dogs in the dental office is a marvelous idea and I hope it catches on, and not just with dental practices that cater mainly to children.

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http://www.kake.com/story/32129589/therapy-dog-eases-anxiety-at-wichita-dental-office

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Why Do Cats Knead?

“Not all cats knead, and they don`t all knead in the same way. Most cats only use their front paws, but some use all four; some kitties bring their claws out, and others don`t. A cat kneading at your lap might hurt, but your kitty doesn`t have any bad intentions.

Even when they`re too young for their eyes to open, kittens need to knead, says Katy Nelson, DVM, Virginia-based veterinarian and Freshpet ambassador. Nursing kitties push around when suckling to get their mother`s glands to release more milk, she says. No one is totally sure why the habit lasts through adulthood, but there are a few theories.”

Reader`s Digest

I have two cats, and they both knead on the carpet, rugs, sofas, and on my belly and chest when I`m sleeping on the sofa.

Ebony weighs about 10 pounds, and she kneads my chest and belly with her claws out. She purrs with contentment as she`s poking me with her sharp claws; I usually let her knead for a while before I gently dump her on the floor.

Tico tips the scales at over 25 pounds, and he kneads me his claws retracted, and he also purrs peacefully as he`s suffocating me. I gently dump Tico on the floor after only a few moments, because my life takes precedence over his pleasure.

According to the Reader`s Digest article kittens knead their mother`s glands to release more milk, and most cats continue to knead throughout their lives.

When my kitties knead me I don`t see it as a sign of affection, they`re simply trying to make their bed (me) comfortable for them to sleep on, it`s no different than when we fluff our pillows.

I would find my cats penchant for kneading a more endearing quirk if Ebony`s claws weren`t so sharp (it`s a nightmare trimming her nails), and if Tico didn`t weigh so much.

I`m just glad dogs don`t have a predilection for kneading, if my 70-pound Pit Bull mix jumped on me and kneaded me it wouldn`t be such a pleasant experience.

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http://www.rd.com/advice/pets/why-do-cats-knead/

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Outrage! Green Party Teaching Women How to Urinate Standing Up!

“A local wing of Austria`s Green Party announced it is holding a special meeting to teach women how to urinate standing up in unclean public bathrooms.

The Green Party in Perchtoldsdorf, Lower Austria, which periodically holds women`s breakfasts to discuss social and political issues, announced that the theme of the coming Saturday`s meeting will be `everything that concerns the pelvic base.`

The party said the discussion will include instructions on how to urinate from a standing position at music festivals, sporting events, and other locations where unclean restrooms are likely to be found.

The participants at the meeting will be instructed on how to build simple devices to assist with standing urination, organizers said.”

UPI

These Green Party radicals should focus on organizing tree hugging parties, and casting spells on climate change deniers.

Teaching women how to urinate standing up is a biological absurdity, and an affront to the Almighty! What in the name of God is next? Will they hold a special meeting to teach women how to adjust their crotch in public just like the dudes?

I am insulted and outraged by the temerity of these women in appropriating male behavior.

When I urinate standing up, I bask in my male privilege and hum “It`s a Man`s World” by James Brown.

These radical womyn really piss me off!

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/05/05/Austrias-Green-Party-to-teach-women-how-to-urinate-standing-up/5701494016577/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=1

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Rose Garden Photo of Trump and White Congressmen Gloating Will Come Back to Bite Them

Donald Trump didn`t have any major legislative victories during his first 100 days in office; his first attempt to repeal and replace Obamacare was a dismal failure. This was a major embarrassment considering that the Republican Party controlled both chambers of Congress.

Desperate for a victory the Republicans cobbled together a misogynist bill that makes it easier for insurance companies to charge women more if their medical histories include pre-existing conditions, including a rape or a Caesarian section.

Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY) didn`t even bother reading the legislation that dismantles Obamacare that will result in millions of people losing access to affordable insurance, before House Republicans voted to pass it on Thursday.

Collins was the only congressperson who admitted publicly that he didn`t read the bill, I`m sure he wasn`t the only one.

TrumpCare also allows insurance companies to gauge the elderly and anyone with a pre-existing condition. Trump`s plan screws women, the elderly and the chronically ill, although it does include generous tax benefits for the wealthy.

When this abomination of a health plan passed the House by the slimmest of margins, Donald Trump, the Speaker of the House Paul Ryan and every congressman and congresswoman who voted for it should have hung their heads in shame.

Instead they assembled for a photo-op in the White House Rose Garden, the first time that a president celebrated when a bill passed only one chamber of Congress. That`s like football team guzzling champagne because they`re ahead at halftime.

It will be much tougher sledding in the Senate; we only need three Republican senators who care more about the health and well-being of their constituents than political victories to kill this wretched bill.

Look at the photograph, Trump the billionaire is gloating in front of millionaire congresspersons. There`s only one woman in the group, the rest are white, middle-aged men.

These one-percenters are celebrating a political victory, certainly not a legislation that ensures that the poor and the disabled will finally have accessible and affordable health care.

When the mid-term elections roll around, I hope that every person of color who voted for Trump will take a good look at this photograph of these politicians with shit-eating grins on their fat faces.

Pic:

http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/trump-health-care-rose-garden

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Caitlyn Jenner Bio a Bust! ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ Ratings Tanking! There’s Hope for America!

“Is our long national nightmare over? The saga of the hideous Kardashian-Jenners is losing steam at last. People may finally be wearying of people who are famous for no reason.

First: Caitlyn Jenner`s book about going from Bruce Jenner, Olympic athlete to Caitlyn Jenner, trans heroine, has not rung up big sales in book stores. On amazon, `The Secrets of My Life` is stalled at number 296. The Kindle version is at 487.

More worrying for the Ks are the ratings for their mothership TV show. `Keeping Up with the Kardashians` finished at number 17 this past Sunday for total viewers out of the top 25 cable shows.”

Showbiz 411

With the long-running success of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and all their spin-off reality series, and with the election of Donald Trump, I thought that the dumbing down of America had reached a point of no return, and that the Zombie Apocalypse was right around the corner.

But the steadily declining ratings of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and the failure of Bruce Jenner`s book to crack the bestseller lists gives me a glimmer of hope that there`s hope for America.

An emasculated reality show star reclaims his manhood by becoming a woman, this biography had sex, celebrity, and a freakness factor up the wazoo but it was a bust. There`s hope for America!

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” has surgically-enhanced butts and boobs, and sex and selfies galore, but its ratings are tanking. There`s hope for America!

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” is such an execrable mess that I could only endure watching about a couple minutes of one episode, had I continued watching it would have led to suicide or homicide.

If “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” is canceled maybe there`s hope that the Orange Menace will be impeached, or at least that he won`t be reelected.

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Obama Lookalike Teacher Fired For Putting Legs Behind Her Head!

“A Toronto Catholic District School Board religion teacher was found guilty of professional misconduct after her former students told a tribunal that she went on frequent sexually-laced tirades before demonstrating her flexibility in front of the class by putting her legs behind her head.

Leanora Brown did not appear in front of the three-person tribunal at the Ontario College of Teachers on Tuesday, but denied the allegations, including telling students about her sex life, her parents` sex life and giving advice about what they should do in their own, in a letter to the school`s superintendent.”
National Post

When I was a child I fantasized about a couple of my teachers, but they dressed modestly, never flirted with the students, and a teacher sleeping with one of her pupils happened happened only in the wet dreams of a horny kid.

Today it seems that almost every other day we read about a hot teacher sleeping with one of her young charges. The first paragraph of the National Post article explains that a teacher was fired for demonstrating her flexibility in front of her class by putting her legs behind her head. When I read that sentence I imagined the teacher looking like Angelina Jolie or Miley Cyrus.

Check out the link at the bottom of the page, the teacher is in her 60`s, uglier than hell, and a dead ringer for Barack Obama. On second thought, don`t click the link, you may have nightmares for the rest of your life.

This sorry excuse for a teacher counseled her male students:

If a slutty girl or horny girl wants to have sex with you, you should f**k her well and leave her in a wheelchair for two days.

Gross right? The image of this ugly teacher being sexually inappropriate with her students just makes you want to vomit, right?

The physical appearance of a teacher is irrelevant, it`s just as gross when a hot teacher seduces one of her students.

There should be no double standard, whenever a female teacher behaves sexually inappropriate with a student she should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Pic of the ugliest pervert teacher in the world:

http://news.nationalpost.com/toronto/ontario-teacher-guilty-of-misconduct-for-talking-about-her-sex-life-and-putting-her-legs-behind-her-head-in-class

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Evil Ronald McDonald Statue Stolen From McDonald’s Restaurant

“Crime Stoppers in New Jersey is offering a reward for the return of a life-size Ronald McDonald statue stolen form a local restaurant.
The Hunterdon County Prosecutor said the iconic 250-pound fiberglass statue was stolen from a McDonald`s restaurant between 11 p.m. April 26 and 10 a.m. April 27.

New Jersey Crime Stoppers is accepting anonymous tips and offering a reward of $500 to have the statue returned to its owners, Philip and Diane Koury, who have co-owned the franchise since 1991.”

UPI

It doesn`t get any more evil than a life-size statue of a clown sitting on a bench outside of a McDonald`s restaurant, the civic-minded citizen who stole the abomination should be awarded a key to the city.

A clown is a universal symbol of evil, and to plant a statue of clown outside of a McDonald`s as a means of enticing young children to enter the Golden Arches that leads to obesity, tooth decay and myriad other diseases is the real crime.

Snitches get stitches and anybody who narcs on the gentleman who stole the accursed Ronald McDonald statue should end up looking as if he was sewn together by Dr. Frankenstein.

I hope the evil statue is never found, and I hope the evil McDonald`s goes out of business.

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Stephen Colbert’s Execrable Anti-Trump Monologue Inspires #firecolbert Hashtag

“Stephen Colbert`s monologue on Monday, in which he dragged the president for his treatment of Face the Nation host John Dickerson, had some on Twitter making allegations of homophobia.

In the opening that has already amassed more than 2.5 million views on YouTube and sparked the hashtag #FireColbert on Twitter, the Late Show host unapologetically took several shots at Trump because, as he explained it, `When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all.`”

USA Today

Stephen Colbert resurrected the ratings of his show by becoming the resister-in-chief, every night he piles on Donald Trump. The president deserves to be criticized and ridiculed, he`s an embarrassment to our democracy.

Colbert`s Monday night monologue was Trumpian in its vulgarity and coarseness, it infuriated viewers so much that it inspired the hashtag #firecolbert.

Ostensibly Colbert launched into his diatribe in defense of his colleague John Dickerson, whom he alleges was dissed by the president. Dickerson is a big boy and he can defend himself, and anyway he wasn`t insulted by Trump.

Here`s the joke that was over-the-top: In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin`s cock holster.

Colbert shouldn`t get a pass from the gay and lesbian community because he`s a liberal, they should condemn homophobic comments regardless if they emanate from a conservative or a progressive.

Trump`s vulgar speech has inspired politicians, pundits and late night comics to mimic him, but Colbert`s monologue was inappropriate for a network program, and indefensibly homophobic.

Since everybody is waxing obscene, let me close my stating: Mr. Colbert the only thing your mouth is good for is eating shit, so eat shit and die.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/05/03/stephen-colberts-late-show-monologue-sparks-fire-colbert-backlash/101234342/

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Donald Trump and Andrew Jackson: Evil Twins From the Pit of Hell

Donald Trump is destined to go down in history as the worst president, after only three months in office his administration is in chaos, Congress is deadlocked (not so much between the Democrats and the Republicans, but between the moderate Republicans and the far-right Republicans), and the nation is bitterly divided.

It`s no surprise that Donald Trump`s favorite president is the man who previously held the title as the worst president in history, Andrew Jackson. Trump frequently lavishes praise on Jackson in prepared remarks as well as on Twitter. Trump placed a portrait of Jackson in the Oval Office and made a pilgrimage to racist`s tomb in Nashville shortly after being sworn in.

I seriously doubt that Trump even knew who Jackson was a year ago, his alt-right buddy and adviser, Steve Bannon, is the one who introduced the wretched historical figure to Trump. Jackson was a slave owner with a volcanic temper, and his biggest crime was committing genocide against Native Americans:

“In 1830, a year after he became president, Jackson signed a law that he had proposed – the Indian Removal Act – which legalized ethnic cleansing. Within seven years 46,000 indigenous people were removed from their homelands east of the Mississippi. Their removal gave 25 million acres of land “to white settlement and to slavery,” according to PBS. The area was home to the Cherokee, Creek, Choctaw, Chickasaw and Seminole nations. In the Trail of Tears alone, 4,000 Cherokee people died of cold, hunger, and disease on their way to the western lands.”

Read More: https://indiancountrymedianetwork.com/history/people/indian-killer-andrew-jackson-deserves-top-spot-on-list-of-worst-us-presidents/

Trump`s infatuation with Jackson didn`t really get the attention it deserved until an interview on May 1, 2017 when he dropped this gem:

“I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little bit later you wouldn`t have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War, he said, `There`s no reason.”

Jackson never expressed any remorse for owning slaves, and this man with a “big heart” drove Native Americans from their lands, killing tens of thousand in the process. To say that Jackson would have ended the Civil War is akin to declaring that Hitler would have wiped out racism if only Germany had won.

Trump`s bromances with dictators and despots is very troubling, this sick bastard can`t even choose one of our best presidents (John F. Kennedy or Franklin Roosevelt) as a role model, instead he venerates a scum of the Earth.

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Donald Trump Should Attempt Pussy Diplomacy With Putin

“Although Russia and the West have differences, one thing that unites the two is a feline obsession. The achievement by a cat has been posted by the social media accounts of the Russian ministry of defense, www.telegraph.co.uk reported.

A ginger cat was reportedly the first to travel on a long range voyage of Russian naval vessels to the Syrian coast. This cat has a more perilous job than the moggies the British have in Westminster, who chiefly meet foreign ambassadors and catch mice, report added.

Cats have had a place on board Russian ships for many years, and now appear to serve the purpose of making their military operations look more cute and cuddly. An article in Russian media had claimed that cats on ships serve an important purpose – their purring helps soothe humans onboard.”

Deccan Chronicle

The cats serve multiple purposes: They kill rats, soothe the nerves of the sailors operating in a war zone, and humanize the Russian sailors.

If a Russian spy ship was spotted of the east coast of the United States, we wouldn`t be so alarmed if we knew that the crew included kittens. A warship where the sailors pet and play with cats wouldn`t be perceived as much of a threat.

I hope that the American aircraft carrier deployed in the Korean peninsula doesn`t have any kitties onboard, if the North Koreans see cats frolicking on the deck of our mighty vessel they won`t take us seriously, and might even attempt to sink it with a torpedo.

Instead of groping pussies, Trump should try pussy diplomacy, and send a fat and fluffy pussycat to Putin. The Russian president is confident in his own masculinity and wouldn`t perceive the gift cat as an insult and he would reciprocate by sending Trump a pussy cat or a bunch of pussies (whores). In any even relations between the two nuclear superpowers would be bound to improve.

Read More:

http://www.deccanchronicle.com/world/europe/020517/russian-cat-travels-to-syrian-coast.html

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Roy Moore: God Put Donald Trump in the White House! Bullcrap!

“Seated beneath the Ten Commandments plaque that first made him a conservative icon in the culture wars, U.S. Senate candidate and former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore invokes President Donald Trump`s campaign slogan — but with his own twist.
`I support President Trump`s agenda of making America great again. But I submit to you that we can only make America great again if we make America good,” Moore said in his downtown Montgomery office a day after announcing his bid for the Senate seat previously held by U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
Moore`s campaign theme puts a values-driven spin on the president`s populist slogan, `Make America Great Again,` and Moore`s campaign announcement spelled out what he believes isn`t good: divorce, abortion and same-sex marriage.”

AL.Com

I have friends and family members who are evangelicals, and they are diehard supporters of President Donald Trump — the same Donald Trump who embodies the secular values and human vices that are antithetical to fundamentalist Christianity.

This dichotomy leads me to conclude that many evangelicals prize Republican values like small government, gun rights, and an unrestrained free market, more than they do their religious beliefs.

That`s why I`m not surprised that former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, who makes a fetish out of family values, fervently supports the thrice-married serial pussy grabber.

Moore goes further than endorsing Trump, he stated that God Almighty Himself elevated him to his supreme position as Leader of the Free World. The obvious implication is that if we oppose Trump, we oppose God.

I oppose sanctimonious windbags like Roy Moore, and lying politicians like Trump who will say anything to pander to their base, and I doubt that God is going to smite me with a thunderbolt, although many Trump supporters wouldn`t hesitate to knock me out.

I oppose everything that Trump stands for, and that doesn`t make me an enemy of God, it means I oppose tyranny and corruption and value democracy and liberty.

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