Donald Trump (Tiny) and Stormy Daniels (Horseface) Duke it Out on Twitter

“President Trump launched a war of name-calling on Tuesday with adult film actress Stormy Daniels and her attorney as he exulted after a judge threw out Daniels` defamation lawsuit against the president.

Trump said on Twitter that he welcomed the opportunity to take the offense against Daniels – whom he called `Horseface` – and lawyer Michael Avenatti in Texas, where Daniels lives.”

NPR

Expecting Donald Trump to be magnanimous in victory is like expecting a bookie to warmly congratulate you after you`ve won a small fortune betting on an underdog.

Trump went low on Twitter, as he is wont to do, after a judge ruled in his favor:

Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees. @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!

Porn star Stormy Daniels responded in kind:

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.

Stormy does have an equine look about her although she`s not full-blown horsey like Sarah Jessica Parker, but it behooves a gentleman not to make fun of a woman`s appearance.

Stormy made an allusion to Trump`s puny presidential pecker, and suggested that he has a penchant for bestiality. Methinks it`s the porn star who has a predilection of bestiality, after all she`s the one who screwed a baboon-looking racist bastard.

A federal judge dismissed Daniels` defamation lawsuit against Trump on Monday, ruling that a tweet by Trump was constitutionally protected free speech.

Daniels claimed that in 2016 that a man warned her to keep her trap shut, and leave Trump alone. Trump replied on Twitter stating that her story was a “total con job.” Funny how the ultimate con artist is always calling everyone else a con artist, a classic case of transference if you ask me.

I wish the porn star with the face of a horse and the president with the penis of a monkey would both shut the hell up.

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Imagine if Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels Had a Love Child

Melania Trump isn`t unduly upset about her husband`s numerous dalliances with porn stars and Playboy models, after all a trophy wife keeps her eyes on her husband`s bank accounts, and not on his adulterous relationships.

But the First Lady is reportedly furious that Trump showed Stormy Daniels a picture of baby son Barron right before he poked her with is mushroom-shaped baby penis.

Trump wasn`t going to turn on the lady by showing her his dick pics, the least he could do was to put her in a good mood by showing her photos of his baby.

Can you imagine how furious Melania would have been if the one-night stand between Stormy and the Donald had resulted in a baby?

One wonders what the baby would have been named:

Chlamydia if it`s a girl, and Clappie if it`s a boy?

Baby Toadstool

Poopie

Secret

Bigly Bastard

Thank God a baby wasn`t conceived out of that unholy union, he/she would have been destined to be the Antichrist or a carnival barker.

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Stormy Daniels Memoir ‘Full Disclosure’ To Be Released Next Month! Who Cares?

“Stormy Daniels announced Wednesday that she has a book coming out Oct. 2 that will detail her alleged sexual encounter with Donald Trump and her life as a stripper and porn star.

`It will blow your minds,` Daniels said about the book – a memoir titled `Full Disclosure.`

She made the announcement on ABC`s `The View` with her attorney, Michael Avenatti.

Daniels said she had been working on the autobiography for about 10 years, focusing on her `adventures` in strip clubs and on the road, traveling from show to show.”

USA Today

I am not going to waste an hour of my life reading the autobiography of a porn star.

Allow me to digress by asking, “Why are all porn actresses described as “porn stars”? Aren`t there any supporting or character actors in the porn industry?

Daniels started stripping while she was still in high school, and she never attended college. Her autobiography will most likely be ghostwritten by a writer with experience penning articles for Penthouse Forum.

Daniels screwed Donald Trump only one time, and by her admission the tryst lasted only a minute. The chapter depicting her one-night stand with the racist pig should be only a couple of pages long, but of course she will fluff the incident and describe every last nauseating detail.

I could give a flying fuc* about the adventures of a stripper/porn star in strip clubs and on the road.

As you can tell by the tone of my article, I don`t perceive Daniels as a star of the Resistance. What she is in fact is a stank ass hoe.

Read my article: Stormy Daniels Isn`t An Icon of Female Empowerment, She`s a Disease-Ridden Skank

http://thesop.org/story/20180311/stormy-daniels-isnt-an-icon-of-female-empowerment-shes-a-diseaseridden-skank.html

With all due respect to Daniels, which amounts to zilch, the only anti-Trump book I plan on reading is Bob Woodward`s “Fear.”

Read More:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/09/12/stormy-danielss-new-memoir-detail-alleged-affair-donald-trump/1278884002/

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Let’s Pray There Isn’t a Sex Tape of Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

Only days before porn star Stormy Daniels` interview is scheduled to be broadcast on 60 Minutes to discuss her sexual affair with President Trump, her attorney tweeted a photo of a CD inside an opened safe, suggesting she has photos or videos.

In a caption accompanying the tweet, attorney Michael Avenatti writes: “If `a picture is worth a thousand words,` how many words is this worth?????

If you thought the Hulk Hogan sex video was disgusting and revolting, imagine a sex tape of Daniels and the Orange septuagenarian.

Imagine the consequences of a sex tape of Stormy and Trump being leaked online: Millions would retch is disgust, and a portal into hell would be ripped open.

I want to see Trump ruined and removed from office, nevertheless for the sake of the mental health of humanity I hope the CD only contains images of Stormy and Trump holding hands.

Jim Carrey`s latest painting depicts Trump and Stormy doing the nasty, and I will need therapy for the rest of my life. If I saw a video of them having sex I would probably kill myself.

A presidential seal covers Trump`s genitals, actually Carrey could have painted a presidential pin to cover his presidential junk. The caricature depicts Daniels pulling on Trump`s hair, revealing his bald spot. God I can`t go on with the description, if you want to see the damn thing, click the link at the bottom of the page. But for the love of God don`t blame me if you are traumatized.

Link to dreadful cartoon depicting Trump knocking boots with Stormy:

http://people.com/movies/jim-carrey-draws-donald-trump-having-sex-amid-stormy-daniels-controversy-fifty-shades-of-decay/

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Stormy Daniels Isn’t An Icon of Female Empowerment, She’s a Disease-Ridden Skank

“Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, is having a field day on Twitter with the many people who are insulting her now that she wants to speak out about an affair she says she had with President Donald Trump.

Clifford is embroiled in a legal battle over whether a non-disclosure agreement she signed in October 2016 in return for $130,000 is valid. But while the case plays out, the porn star is responding to haters on Twitter with some hilarious snark, including chastising one user for misspelling skank.

One tweet in particular amused Clifford:

ROFL As if Donald Trump would sleep with a disease ridden slut like you, all you are is a glorified prostitute after quick cash. Why would he want you when he has Ivanka? Better looking and miles more classy than you could ever hope to be. People like you give women a bad rep.”

Deano

AOL.Com

Daniels may be motivated by fame and money to spill the beans on her sexual relationship with Trump, nevertheless in the interests of truth and transparency I hope she spills her guts.

Deano`s tweet may have amused the porn star, but his assertion that she`s a disease-ridden slut is spot on.

Daniels is indeed a glorified prostitute after quick cash. According to Merriam-Webster dictionary a prostitute is a person, in particular a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.

Prostitutes engage in sexual activity for money in private, but Daniels performs her dirty deeds on film, there is no shame in her game. You don`t have to be Daniels` gynecologist to deduce that her orifices are crawling with STD`s.

Trump is a noted germaphobe who hates shaking hands, however his lust for women of dubious virtue trumps his fear of germs. Trump has a history of bedding disease-ridden porn stars and cavorting with golden showers-loving hookers. Trump would have no problem sleeping with a disease-ridden skank like Daniels.

Deano is mistaking Trump`s daughter Ivanka for his wife Melania, however Trump does have incestuous yearnings for his daughter. Trump once confessed that if Ivanka weren`t my daughter perhaps I`d be dating her.

Deano states that people like Daniels give women a bad name, it would be more accurate to state that Daniels gives sluts a bad name.

Daniels isn`t a feminist icon and a symbol of female empowerment, on the contrary she`s a symbol of the dehumanization, objectification and exploitation of women.

The pornographic industry is controlled by organized crime, and the vast majority of women in this business are treated like dogs. The ethos of the pimp, “Pimps Up, Hoes Down,” is the mission statement of the porn industry.

Legions of girls and young women who dream of being a glamorous porn star like Daniels end up living in crack motels making porn flicks that are too sleazy for PornHub.com

Screw Daniels, she`s nothing but a disease-ridden slut.

Read More:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/03/09/stormy-daniels-has-some-amazing-comebacks-for-angry-people-on-twitter/23381854/

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Donald Trump aka Denny Dennison is a Filthy Pig

President Donald Trump`s personal attorney, Michael Cohen has publicly declared that he paid porn star Stormy Daniels $130,000 to maintain discretion regarding her sexual relationship with Trump in 2006.

But paying a porn star to keep her trap shut makes as much sense as paying her to keep her legs closed, and she`s chomping at the bit to break her nondisclosure agreement and tell all for a hell of a lot more than $130,000.

Stormy Daniels isn`t her Christian name, she was christened Stephanie Gregor Clifford. It`s imperative that a porn star or a stripper adopt a sexy moniker like Wendy Wild, Summer Vixen or Jaden Hollywood. No dude wants to pay good money to receive a lap dance from a stripper named Betty Smith.

It`s par for the course for a porn actress to use a pseudonym, but why did Cohen use an alias (Denny Dennison) for Trump in the nondisclosure agreement?

Denny Dennison? Please! Denny Dennison is the name of a baseball player or an assembly line worker. When Anthony Weiner was trolling for underage girls online he used the fake name “Carlos Danger.” When Trump cavorts with porn stars and playboy centerfolds he should call himself “Wonder Mike” or “Dangerous Dick.”

I hope that Donald Trump aka Denny Dennison aka Fuc*ing Moron pays the price for paying off a porn star to keep quiet a few days before the 2016 election.
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Porn Star Stormy Daniels Claims Donald Trump is Terrified of Sharks

“TOUGH-talking Donald Trump is absolutely terrified of sharks and hopes they all die, according to a porn star he is said to have bedded.

X-rated movie actress Stormy Daniels described the US President`s fear as the `strangest thing` in a newly emerged interview she gave back in 2011.

Stormy, who claimed to have had a 2006 affair with Trump, told InTouch magazine he was fascinated by the Discovery Channel`s annual Shark Week specials.

`He is obsessed with sharks` she said. `Terrified of sharks. He was like, `I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.`”

The Sun

Porn star Stormy Daniels hasn`t disclosed any embarrassing details about Trump`s sexual performance or preferences in bed, but she did provide us with the interesting tidbit that the Donald is terrified of sharks.

The racist buffoon may be terrified of sharks, but he watched the Shark Week specials with his porn star lover. I can relate, I am terrified and disgusted by our ineffectual and clueless president, but I read dozens of articles about him every day.

Trump was a predator as a businessman, when he was a full-time real estate mogul he made it a practice to declare bankruptcy as a means of stiffing banks and contractors. It got to the point where only Russian banks would do business with the shady mogul.

Trump is also a sexual predator, for decades he has been abusing, degrading and assaulting women.

Trump is afraid of sharks because they are fearless predators, and they are just about the only creatures that make him feel vulnerable.

But Trump shouldn`t fear sharks, they rarely attack human beings. He should be afraid of piranha, if he ever goes swimming in the ocean those voracious killers would zero in on his tiny genitals.

The filthy pig should also fear whalers, they might mistake him for a whale and harpoon his fat ass.

I hope a whaler, piranha, somebody, or something will get rid of Trump once and for all.

Read More:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5395680/donald-trump-is-terrified-of-sharks-and-hopes-they-all-die-according-to-alleged-porn-star-lover-stormy-daniels-who-claims-he-watched-shark-doc-before-romp/

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Franklin Graham Dismisses Donald Trump’s Alleged Affair With Porn Star Stormy Daniels

“You would think itd be incredibly easy for an evangelical Christian leader to denounce Donald Trump`s alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, which reportedly took place months after giving birth to his fifth child with his third wife. Yet Franklin Graham, appearing yesterday on MSNBC with anchor Alex Witt, had no words of condemnation for his Republican savior.

Graham initially suggested the entire story was fake since Trump hadn`t admitted it – but added that it wouldn`t matter even if it were true because Trump isn`t `President Perfect.`”

Patheos

During the 2016 presidential campaign Donald Trump famously claimed he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose any voters.

I would argue that Trump could rape a 13-year-old girl in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any support from evangelicals. Evangelicals would claim that the little harlot tempted him, and that he repented anyway immediately after closing his zipper.

If Stormy Daniels produced a blue dress with a semen stain that was verified to be Trump`s DNA, evangelicals would claim that the stain was in the shape of a cross, and evidence that God`s blessing was upon him.

Franklin Graham has been one of the most diehard Trump supporters, time after time again he has justified the president`s sins and transgressions. I`m not surprised that he has failed to condemn Trump for having an affair with a porn star, and paying her money to keep quiet.

The Rev. Graham had the audacity on Sunday to declare that President Trump defends Christianity more than any recent American leader.

With all due respect the good reverend is full of crap, Trump`s policies, behavior and words are antithetical to Christianity. Trump has defiled the Christian faith more than any recent American leader.

Trump and his evangelical enablers are destroying democracy and Christianity, and the president and his white evangelical supports should be anathema to true Christians, and true patriots.

Read more at http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/21/franklin-graham-dismisses-trumps-alleged-affair-hes-not-president-perfect/#wkWTbBktuR7VW26u.99

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Donald Trump Had Porn Star Stormy Daniels Spank Him With a Forbes Magazine

Donald Trump is such an omnipresent fixture on media that his hideous face with his sphincter-like mouth has been indelibly etched on my mind.

When the Grim Reaper finally drags the decrepit reprobate to hell, and he`s no longer a regular feature on the evening news, I will still need deprogramming to cleanse him from my consciousness.

Normal folks have a visceral reaction when they see Trump on TV, namely we throw the remote at the screen, and then search Google for painless ways to commit suicide.

Now a new particularly disquieting detail has emerged about the president`s affair with porn star Stormy Daniels that may cause even diehard Trump supporters to retch. These cultists could care less that Trump paid her off to keep quiet, but they may be troubled that he ordered the porn starlet to spank him with a copy of Forbes that featured Trump, Donald Jr., and Ivanka on the cover.

To have a porn star spank you may be every guy`s fantasy, but to have the hoe spank you with a magazine that features your family on the cover is wrong, horribly wrong.

I like to believe that I`ve done some good with the thousands of essays I`ve published online since 2008, but all that may be negated by leaving my readers with an image that they will never be able to erase: Our obese president butt naked being spanked by a porn star.

My readers may never forgive me, but God forgive me!

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