Why did Hillary Spend $600 On a Haircut? Who’s She Trying to Impress? Huma Abedin?

 

“On International Women`s Day earlier this month, Hillary Clinton wore a red pantsuit and bangs to give a speech at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C.

Allure online headlined the event: Hillary Clinton`s Haircut Is Taking the Internet By Storm.

A week later, Hillary stopped traffic on New York`s Fifth Avenue as she came out of the Bergdorf Goodman hair salon, where she got a $600 dye job and a $600 haircut.

The bangs were gone and her hair was several shades lighter.”

Townhall

Most septuagenarian ladies don`t care how they look, they will occasionally go to the hair salon to dye their hair blue, but that`s about the only attempt they make to look presentable.

Hillary Clinton may be older than dirt, but she still spends a lot of money to improve her appearance. God only knows how much she spends on formaldehyde to keep her decrepit body from decomposing.

Why did Hillary spend $600 on a dye job, and $600 on a haircut? Who is she trying to impress?

We know it`s not Slick Willy, they haven`t had sex in decades, and anyway Hillary only has eyes for the ladies.

Could it be that she wants to look good for the electorate? Lord I hope she`s not planning another presidential run.

Let`s hope and pray Hillary got all gussied up for the love of her life, Huma Abedin.

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https://townhall.com/columnists/edklein/2017/03/21/hillarys-new-lookand-what-it-means-n2302123

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Nancy Pelosi: I Would Have Retired Had Hillary Clinton Won

“House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is publicly declaring what she`s been saying privately since after the election: Had Hillary Clinton won the presidency, the longtime Democratic leader was planning to ditch Congress.

`If Hillary had won, I was ready to go home,` Pelosi told reporters Friday, saying she now is motivated to stay to protect Obamacare. `If she were there, then I would not worry about that.`”

Politico

Nancy Pelosi is the poster girl for the desperate need for congressional term limits — Botox, hair dye and plastic surgery can`t disguise the fact that she is past her expiration date.

Pelosi,77, would have been forced to retire if she were the CEO of a corporation. Democracy has gone awry when a septuagenarian who has been in Congress since 1987 is the Minority Leader of the House of Representatives instead of a greeter at Walmart.

Now we learn that Pelosi would have retired if Hillary Clinton had won, that`s like the winner of a Spend a Night with Oprah Winfrey Contest, discovering that the consolation prize was spending a night with Rosie O`Donnell.

Politics is a dirty business, and voters always get the shaft, regardless who wins.

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http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/nancy-pelosi-would-have-retired-if-clinton-won-235929

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Hillary Clinton Writing Book of Personal Essays! Boring!

“Simon & Schuster will publish a collection of personal essays by Hillary Clinton this fall, the Associated Press reports. The inspiration is “favorite quotations she has drawn upon,” though it will also include some material on the 2016 presidential race.

Clinton is the author of several other books, including Hard Choices; Living History; Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids` Letters to the First Pets; and It Takes a Village – the latter of which will be reissued this year.
Along with the personal-essay collection, the AP reports that she`ll be working with the speakers bureau Harry Walker Agency again.

As for the still-untitled book, it will presumably include a foreword by Katy Perry.”

NYMag.Com

Hillary Clinton has been in the public eye for decades, and we know everything about her politics, all-consuming ambition, and corruption, but we know next to nothing about her personal life.

Hillary is the least transparent politician in recent history, and I`m quite sure that her “personal essays” won`t reveal a kernel about her inner thoughts or her personal life. It would take a village of editors to persuade Hillary to reveal anything about her personal life.

Here are the essays that I wish would be included in her upcoming book:

Huma Abedin: The love of my life.

I will never get over the humiliation of losing to Donald Trump.

Webster Hubbell: The real father of my daughter Chelsea.

The dairy of a pantsuit-clad demented witch.

I got your server right here Mr. FBI director!

Life is too short to read even one boring essay from Hillary`s collection of essays, Katy Perry may be the only person to actually buy her book.

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http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/02/hillary-clinton-is-writing-a-book-of-personal-essays.html

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Hillary Clinton For God’s Sake Give Up The Ghost!

“Former Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton may already be building a 2020 election platform, in the form of a talk show.

Ed Klein — New York Times bestseller and author of the controversial Clinton-focused book `Guilty as Sin` — posted quotes from someone he describes as a close Clinton source on Thursday, and the published excerpts indicate the Chicago native could be eyeing a new endeavor as a way to kickstart a 2020 election run.

`She thinks being the host of a popular TV show would energize the Democratic Party base and her tens of millions of fans,` continued the source. `It`s a way to make a comeback and position herself for another run at the White House starting in a year or so.`”

AOL

Hillary Clinton, the lackluster presidential candidate, doesn`t have the charisma to be a shill for a reverse mortgage company, let alone possess the talent and grace to host a TV talk show.

If Hillary hosted a TV talk show it would only be popular with frumpy feminists and geriatric lesbians.

The only way that Hillary can energize the Democratic Party is by setting herself on fire as a protest against the Trump administration.

F. Scott Fitzgerald was wrong; there are second acts in American Lives. But Hillary has already had too many chapters in her life; the only chapter that still needs to be written is an epilogue.

Hillary should live only in history books, not in today`s newspapers, for God`s sake woman give up the ghost.

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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/01/26/hillary-clinton-reportedly-mulling-talk-show-to-kickstart-2020-election-platform/21663644/

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Democrat Lawmaker Wants to Build ‘Almost Presidential Hillary Clinton Museum’

 

“An `almost presidential` museum should be built in Westchester County to recognize Hillary Clinton and other presidential candidates who won the popular vote but lost, Greenburgh`s town supervisor says.

Paul Feiner, a Democrat, said he isn`t suggesting using town or government funding for a museum or library, but wants a local college to take on the project, which he says would boost tourism in the area.”

Lohud

I can understand Paul Feiner`s desire to erect an “Almost Presidential Museum” in Westchester County to commemorate Hillary Clinton almost breaking the ultimate glass ceiling, such a curiosity would bring in a lot of revenue to his county.

An “Almost Presidential Hillary Clinton Museum” would quickly become a shrine that would attract millions of pantsuit-clad lesbians and feminists from all over the world.

But Feiner is a perfect example of the liberal who can`t accept the reality that against all odds Donald Trump became the President of the United States.

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades; Hillary`s popular vote victory and her senior citizen discount won`t get her a cup of coffee for less than $2 at Starbucks.

Like it or not, blowhard billionaire Donald Trump is the legitimate freely elected president, we should accept this reality and move on.

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http://www.lohud.com/story/news/politics/2017/01/16/hillary-clinton-museum/96632124/

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Bill and Hillary Clinton Will Attend Donald Trump’s Inauguration

“Bill and Hillary Clinton have decided to attend the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States, according to two sources with knowledge of their plans. The Clintons will join former Presidents George W. Bush and Jimmy Carter, who have also announced that they will attend.”

NYMag.Com

I commend the Clintons for their decision to attend Trump`s inauguration out of a sense of respect for the American tradition of peaceful transfer of power.

As a nod that under Trump things will be different, if not necessarily better, Clinton should wear a frilly dress instead of one of her trademark power pantsuits.

It will be an outrage and an affront to decency if the Clintons attend Trump`s inauguration as a couple, Hillary was humiliated by Trump and she will never run for political office again. There is no need for the Clintons to maintain the charade that they are a conventional married couple. Hillary should watch the inauguration while holding hands with Huma Abdein, and Bill should have a bimbo perched on his lap.

Watching her bitter rival being sworn in from up close will be a bitter pill for Hillary to swallow, but it couldn`t happen to a nicer person.

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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/bill-and-hillary-clinton-will-attend-the-trump-inauguration.html

Is Hillary Clinton Going to Run for Mayor of New York City?

Last week, reports (in reality more like rumors) began circulating in the media that Hillary Clinton was considering a run for mayor of New York City.

I tend to dismiss these rumors, the office of mayor of the Big Apple wouldn`t be a consolation prize commensurate with Hillary`s huge ego. After coming so close to breaking the ultimate glass ceiling, running a municipality would be quite a letdown.

Septuagenarians like Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden don`t have the energy, vigor, and youthful ideas that the Democratic party is in desperate need off, they should focus their energies on their grandchildren, and achieving regular bowel movements.

After two grueling presidential campaigns that ended in abject frustration and humiliation, first in losing to a relatively unknown community organizer with a Muslim name, and then a know-nothing reality TV clown, Hillary wouldn`t risk losing to Bill de Blasio as he seeks reelection.

The days of running for political office are mercifully over for Hillary, the only running she`s doing these days is running to the bathroom before she soils her adult diapers.

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Photo Captures Hillary Clinton’s Despair

This photograph which was tweeted by New York Times senior editor for politics Carolyn Ryan is worth a thousand words.

The photo captures Hillary dining alone at an upscale upstate New York restaurant.

Hillary`s face is out of focus, but her loneliness and alienation is perfectly captured by the photographer. Her secret service detail must be keeping watch from another table — even her longtime aide/lover Huma Abedin isn`t hovering over her shoulder or sitting by her side brushing her pantsuit with a lint roller.

Perhaps Abedin has latched onto another female politician, one with a future, say Senator Elizabeth Warren.

The image depicts Hillary gazing into her cell phone, considering her emails derailed her presidential ambitions, you`d think she`d forsake modern technology.

When the New York Times publishes Hillary`s obituary they should include this photograph, it perfectly captures the forlorn and defeated presidential candidate.

In the end we all die alone; this photograph captures Hillary`s political death, without aides, bodyguards, husband or lesbian lover by her side.

Link to photograph:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/12/28/lets-all-over-analyze-this-photo-of-hillary-clinton-alone-looking-forlorn/?utm_term=.66595888a0af

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Robert Paul Reyes: My Death Wish List for 2017

The Grim Reaper was busy in 2016 culling the best and brightest from the realms of entertainment, sports and politics. The death of icons like Muhammad Ali, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher and John Glenn left a deep void in our culture.

The Grim Reaper never takes a holiday, and he will be busy again in 2017 snuffing out the brightest lights, but I hope he will take out these dim bulbs next year:

The Kardashian Sluts

The Kardashian women are indistinguishable from one another. They all have surgically-enhanced body parts, a penchant for dating black rappers and athletes, and a love for the limelight. They have no talent, and are famous for being famous. Let`s hope and pray they achieve immortality be dying together in a plane crash.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary is a decrepit old hag and she should have died years ago, but her pride and stubbornness will fortify her will into her 90`s. I`m keeping my fingers crossed that a killer clown will dispatch her to hell before she mounts yet another presidential campaign.

Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is older than Methuselah and as wicked as the devil, if she doesn`t die of Botox poisoning in 2017 there is no God.

Oprah Winfrey

If pride comes before a fall, then it`s high time that Oprah falls straight into the fiery pit of hell.

Katie Couric

The only thing that Couric ever had going for her was her perkiness, but age extinguished her perkiness decades ago, she`s past her expiration date.

Mariah Carey

Carey was one of the brightest stars of the 90`s, but nobody has nostalgia for that forgettable decade, and nobody would miss her if the Grim Reaper dragged her to hell.

Lady Gaga

Her final performance act in 2017 should be ritual suicide on stage.

Nicki Minaj

Barbie? Really? Barbie doesn`t have a grotesquely fat butt! Enough said!

Meryl Streep

Enough is enough! I hope the Grim Reaper takes her out before she`s nominated for yet another award.

Feminist

That means any feminist who complains that I included only women on my list.

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Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin: Lovers Together Again!

“Hillary Clinton and top aide Huma Abedin were pictured together on Thursday for the first time since losing the presidential election.

The pair chatted and Abedin smiled as they walked out of Clinton`s office in the Midtown neighborhood of New York City.

They had spent five hours inside the office before Abedin and an unidentified woman walked Clinton to a waiting vehicle and sent her on her way with a box of documents.” Daily Mail

Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin emerged from their five hour “conference” with lipstick smeared, hair disheveled and clothing ruffled. Not really, Hillary is more discrete than her philandering spouse, she has managed to indulge in countless lesbian affairs without sparking controversy or outrage.

I`m not an expert on lesbian love talk, but I imagine that Hillary`s first words to Huma were: I wish I knew how to quit you! Since Hillary`s humiliating defeat she has kept her distance from her longtime aide/lover, it`s not surprising that their first meeting in weeks lasting five hours.

It appears that Hillary has forgiven Huma for not safeguarding her emails from her pedophile husband. Hillary will never again be a viable presidential candidate, she might as well come out of the closet, and publicly declare her undying love for Huma.

In a perfect world Hillary would embrace her lesbian identity and devote the rest of her life, with Huma by her side, advocating for gay and lesbian rights. But in the real world, the old hag will pretend she`s heterosexual until the Grim Reaper drags her to hell.

 

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