Elon Musk Humiliates Himself Trying to Buy Wisconsin Supreme Court

Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, subscribes to the philosophy that “he who dies with the most toys wins.” Musk bought Tesla and turned it into the most successful EV company in the world before his affinity for extremist rightwing political parties in Europe and his bromance with Donald Trump sent Tesla shares plummeting.

He bought Twitter and turned the world’s most successful micro-blogging into a toxic site infested with racists and conspiracy theorists. Advertisers, corporations, and liberals deserted the site, nobody wants to be associated with his malignant social media platform.

Musk’s most controversial purchase was Trump, he poured more than a quarter of a billion dollars into the sociopath’s presidential campaign. Trump rewarded Musk by making him co-president and giving him free rein to slash the federal budget. Musk’s purchase of Trump is destined to be a bigger disaster than Twitter and Tesla combined.

After buying the American presidency Musk was under the delusion that there wasn’t anything he couldn’t buy. He tried to buy Wisconsin’s democracy to corrupt Wisconsin’s judiciary. The billionaire did everything in his power to buy a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat: he poured $20 million into the race, paid voters $100 to sign a petition against “activist judges” and gave out three $1million checks to voters.

But Wisconsin voters told Musk “You can’t buy our Supreme Court.” Liberal Judge Susan Crawford crushed Musk’s candidate, Judge Brad Schimel.

Hopefully, Musk’s humiliation will cause him to exit politics and concentrate on saving Tesla.

Trump and Musk Girl Crush on Each Other on Hannity

Donald Trump and Elon Musk expressed gushing admiration for each other on “Hannity.” Interviewed together in the White House, the lovebirds spoke of each other in such endearing terms that Sean Hannity was moved to say: “I feel like I’m interviewing two brothers here.”

Brothers? I got more of a “booty brothers” vibe, they acted like two middle school girls who just discovered that they have a girl crush on each other.

I did not think that the sociopath Trump and the autistic Musk could develop an attraction so deep that they would whisper sweet nothings on national TV.

“I love the president, I just want to be clear about that,” the gazillionaire said. “I think President Trump is a good man. The president has been so unfairly attacked in the media, it’s really outrageous.”

I have never heard Melania publicly declare that she loves her husband, and I have likewise never heard her say that he is a good man.

Trump loves speaking in superlatives, and he heaped praise on the love of his life calling him “caring” “amazing”, “brilliant guy” and a “great guy.”

I’m surprised Hannity didn’t tell them “get a room”, especially considering the Lincoln bedroom was available for them to consummate their passion.

They accused the media of trying to drive them apart, by suggesting that Musk was the real power behind the throne.

Is this a love destined to last forever, or will the megalomaniac Trump finally get tired of Musk stealing his spotlight?