Marco Rubio Humiliated by Tiny Red Carpet as He Lands in Quebec for G7

During the 2016 Republican primary Marco Rubio called Donald Trump a conman and a fraud, and the infamous counter puncher retaliated by christening Rubio with the moniker “Lil Marco.”

A decade later Rubio, who now serves as Trump’s Secretary of State, lavishes praise on his boss, and vigorously defends his commander-in-chief’s unconstitutional and unamerican policies.

Trump has a talent for pinning derogatory nicknames on his opponents, and to this day Rubio is still called “Lil Marco” by his critics.

When Rubio arrived at the G7 Summit in Quebec, and he descended from his plane he set foot on a red mat. Usually host countries roll out the red carpet for foreign dignitaries, but the Canadians just plunked down an oversized red door mat.

I don’t blame the Canadians for humiliating Little Marco, after all Trump calls Justin Trudeau “the governor of Canada”, frequently rhapsodizes about annexing Canada, and has declared economic war on our loyal ally.

Rubio has his work cut out for him trying to mend relations with the Canadians and the other G7 Foreign Ministers at Quebec.

It’s a thankless job to be the Secretary of State for a buffoon who thinks he can annex Canada by redrawing the borders with a Sharpie, and who treats our allies like enemies.

The longer Rubio remains in office, before he eventually resigns in disgrace, the more he shrinks in stature. Next year, he will be welcomed in countries with a red mat that won’t be much longer than his tiny little feet.  

Marco Rubio Was Homer Simpson Disappearing into the Hedge

If you’re a fan of the “The Simpsons” or if you spend any time online, you’ve seen the GIF of Homer Simpson disappearing backward into a hedge, his cartoon eyes wide open. This meme is used to express embarrassment or the desire to disappear from an awkward social situation.

We’ve all felt like Homer at one time or another, sometimes it’s when we make a minor faux pas in a social setting and we want to disappear into the ether, and other times it’s when we make a major mistake and wish we’d never been born.

Volumes will be written about Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky Oval Office meeting with President Donald Trump. Trump’s attempt to pressure Zelensky, the president of a democracy invaded by Russian President Vladimir Putin, to betray his country and go along with Trump’s “peace deal” that is tantamount to Ukraine’s surrender to Russia is disgusting and revolting.

I won’t focus on the heroic Zelensky, the contemptuous Trump or the sycophantic JD Vance who joined his boss is berating the war time leader of Ukraine.

My focus is on Secretary of State Marco Rubio who was sitting next to Vance. While the Vice President appeared comfortable in the shitshow that was taking place in the hallowed Oval Office, Marco reminded me of Homer Simpson disappearing into the hedge. Little Marco sold his soul to the devil; was he praying that Jesus would rapture him to heaven or hell? Burning in the lake of fire would feel more comfortable than the Oval Office.

Rubio posted on X:

“Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!”

Rubio’s posture and demeanor wasn’t that of a Cabinet member who was proud of the behavior of his commander-in-chief. Rubio looked like he was sick of Trump’s betrayal of an ally who is fighting to save his country.

Rubio’s Faustian bargain will not end well, he should have stayed in the Senate. He will have many more Homer Simpson moments before he’s fired or resigns in disgrace.

Marco Rubio is Hated Because He’s a Follower of Donald Trump, Not Because He’s a Follower of Jesus Christ

Marco Rubio

“Blessed are you when people hate you, and when they exclude and insult you, and denounce your name as evil on account of the Son of Man.”

Luke 6:22

Marco Rubio Tweet

For a United States senator to quote from a holy book, is unseemly at best an undemocratic at worst. I don’t care if an elected official considers the Bible, the Koran or the Vedas the word of God, I care only that they consider the Constitution the supreme law of humans.

I consider any scripture uttered by a politician in his official role execrable rubbish, unworthy of being praised.

The voters don’t hate Marco Rubio on account of his spiritual devotion to the Son of Man, but on account of his slavish devotion to Donald Trump.

Rubio, like most evangelicals, care only about members of their own religion expressing nothing but contempt for immigrants, minorities, gays and lesbians, progressives and liberals and anyone else who doesn’t subscribe to their Neanderthal beliefs, and then they have the gall to complain that people hate them on account of their faith.

If Rubio distanced himself from Trump and his racist, undemocratic, misogynist and homophobic views, he wouldn’t be so reviled regardless if he was a follower of Jesus, Buddha or the Prophet Muhammad.

Donald Trump Drinks From a Bottle of Water, a Nation Gags

“President Donald Trump had his own water bottle moment, having mocked his former Republican rival Marco Rubio for his need to take a drink during speeches.

Mr. Trump, fresh from his marathon trip to Asia, paused during his address to the nation to take a swig of water – twice.”

Independent

Trump awkwardly grabbed the water bottle with both of his tiny hands, who does that? The same wanker who uses a fork and knife to eat pizza.

Watching Trump drink from his water bottle is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever witnessed on live TV. When Trump clutched the water bottle with his grotesquely tiny hands, and lifted it to his sphincter-like orifice I almost gagged. It was like witnessing Trump giving himself an enema.

If Trump isn`t impeached and removed from office, and he runs for reelection in 2020, all the Democrats have to do is run ads featuring Trump drinking from the water bottle, and he will lose in a landslide.

Trump`s Awkward Water Bottle Moment reimagined:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-water-bottle-photo-editing_us_5a0ee764e4b045cf4370f2df

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Marco Rubio Slams Snoop Dogg Over Music Video Depicting Mock Trump Assassination

“Snoop Dogg has been criticised for shooting a toy gun at a Donald Trump character in a music video.

“Florida Senator Marco Rubio said the rap star was unwise to pretend to shoot a clown dressed as the US president in the video.

Mr Rubio told TMZ: If the wrong person sees that and gets the wrong idea, you could have a real problem.”

BBC

This is a follow up to my article:

Snoop Dogg Shoots Evil Clown Donald Trump in New Video

http://thesop.org/story/20170313/snoop-dogg-shoots-evil-clown-donald-trump-in-new-video.html

The video depicts Snoop shooting the evil Trump clown with a toy gun that releases a flag with the word “bang” written on it.

I must concede that there`s one in a billion chance that Snoop`s video might inspire a Jihadist with a sense of the absurd to shoot the real evil Trump with a toy gun that releases a flag with the word “bang” written on it when the trigger is pulled.

But when Snoop`s fans see the video they will only be inspired to munch on Cheetos, take a hit from the bong, and exclaim: Snoop is a righteous dude, I`m glad he clowning on that fat ass Trump clown.

Little Marco needs the chill the hell out, smoke a big blunt and give Snoop Dogg his well-deserved props.

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