Snoop Dogg Says He’s Giving Up Weed, Say It Ain’t So!

The only thing constant is change itself. We must always be ready to adapt to changing circumstances. However, in this chaotic world we can count on a few things never changing: the sun will always rise in the east and set in the west, what goes up will always come down, the Earth will always revolve in orbit around the sun, and Snoop Dogg will always smoke weed, in fact he even wrote a song about it: Smoke Weed Every Day

If the sky turns purple, the trees shed all their leaves in the summer, and I hear the hoof beats of the approaching Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, my mind is at ease as long as I know that somewhere Snoop Dogg is smoking a fat ass blunt.

If Snoop is smoking a joint while he’s driving his lowrider, we know that God is on his throne and everything is right with the world.

Snoop shocked his legions of fans all over the world when he announced on X, formerly known as Twitter:

“After much consideration &conversations with my family. I’ve decided to give up smoking. Please respect my privacy at this time.”

Say it ain’t so Snoop, for the love of God say it ain’t so! Let’s hope that Snoop inadvertently smoked a joint laced with LSD, and he’s temporarily out of his mind. He’s got to be out of his freaking mind if he’s giving up cannabis, after all he even owns his own brand of weed, “Death Row Cannabis.”

I will pray before my poster of Snoop smoking a refer and smiling radiantly, that he’s just kidding, laughing his fool head off right now and smoking a doobie.

If You Love America You Will Celebrate 4/20 Every Day

“A photo of a Minnesota police department`s undercover 4/20 operations went viral after being shared on social media Thursday.

Wyoming, Minn. Police shared a tongue in cheek photo of an officer holding a net while hiding behind a series of snacks and other items meant to entice marijuana smokers on the day that celebrates pot culture.

The trap in the photo featured bags of Doritos and Cheetos alongside a can of Mountain Dew, a White Castle bag and a pair of Xbox video games.”

UPI

4/20 is America`s unofficial holiday when workplace productivity grinds to a halt, everyone grooves to Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill, and supermarket shelves are empty of Doritos and Cheetos. If weed was legal it would be morning in America every day, and Democrats and Republicans would be too busy hitting the bong to worry about Trump destroying our country.

Police officers holding a net while hiding behind snacks meant to entice smokers is humorous, but what`s not funny is the ineffectual War on Drugs that`s wasted billions and deepened the racial divide.

What a lovely world it would be if instead of arresting a disproportionate number of minorities on drug charges, cops would spread love and peace by holding pot parties in the inner city.

Fight terrorism and protect the American way of life by celebrating 4/20 every damn day of the year.

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Moron Asks Deputies to Check Home, They Find Marijuana Plants

“A Florida man who asked deputies to make sure there wasn`t an invader inside his home was arrested when they discovered marijuana plants instead.

The Lee County Sheriff`s Office said deputies responded Saturday to the North Fort Myers home of Nathan Stone, 23, who called to report that his house appeared to have been targeted by a break-in.

Deputies said Stone appeared visibly frightened when they arrived and he asked them to go inside his house first to make sure there weren`t any remaining burglars.

The sheriff`s office said the deputies agreed to Stone`s request and went inside to discover he was using his home as a marijuana grow house, with cannabis plants discovered in the living room, bathroom and a bedroom.”

UPI

This joker failed Dealing 101 Rule 1: If you have product in your house, don`t call the cops if you fear you`ve been burglarized.

He also flunked Rule 2: Don`t use your own product!

Not only is Stone a moron, but he`s also a coward. His girlfriend was in the house at the time, and he was too chicken to enter, and check to see if she was all right.

Stone and his girlfriend were arrested and charged with marijuana producing, marijuana possession over 20 grams and related charges.

Stone is such a sniveling coward, he`s going to be somebody`s wife in the Big House before you can say: Loser!

If Stone`s old lady is reading this article I have an offer for her: I will provide you with all the weed you can smoke if you move in with me, and if a burglar breaks into my house I`ll blow him away before he can do you any harm.

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/11/Florida-man-asks-deputies-to-check-home-deputies-find-grow-house/9811491938655/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

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Smugglers Disguise Packages of Marijuana as Watermelons

“U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Office of Field Operations at the Pharr International Bridge cargo facility discovered 3,000 pounds of alleged marijuana within a commercial shipment of fresh watermelons.

CBP officers utilized a non-intrusive imagining (NII) system along with the help of a canine team to locate the narcotics. CBP officers extracted 390 packages containing a total of 3,000 pounds of alleged marijuana concealed within the watermelon shipment.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection

In a perfect world there would be no need to smuggle marijuana, medical and recreational marijuana would be legal, and everybody from blue-haired grannies to blue-haired millennials would be growing weed in their backyard.

Needless to say we don`t live in a perfect world, we live in a dystopian society that wastes billions in a mindless “war on drugs” that targets minorities and enriches drug lords.

America would be a much saner and peaceful place if every American consumed a watermelon-sized package of cannabis on a yearly basis.

Smugglers are ingenious, they are always coming up with creative ways to smuggle marijuana and other controlled substances, but concealing the magic herb in a packages meant to look like a watermelons wasn`t one of their best ideas. Click the link at the bottom of this page to see the fake watermelons.

Reading an article like this that illustrates the insanity of the war on drugs is enough to make any sane person light up a joint.

Read More:

https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/cbp-field-operations-seizes-3000-pounds-marijuana-disguised-watermelons

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