Donald Trump is a Clown With Tiny Hands Instead of Giant Feet

Parents hire clowns to entertain their children for birthday parties, and it works until the kids grow tired of the limited repertoire of the clown`s tricks and shenanigans.

Kids are repulsed and fascinated by clowns at the same time, their painted faces and huge feet scares the Bejesus out of them, but they are mesmerized by their magic tricks.

Eventually when the kids start pelting the clown with anything they can get a hold of, the parents tell the entertainer that his work is done.

President Donald Trump is like a clown at a third-rate carnival who cheats marks at three-card monte when he`s not clowning around.

We hired the Clown of all Clowns as President of the United States, and unfortunately unless we impeach the freak we`re stuck with him for four years.

We are fascinated and repulsed by Trump`s non-stop buffoonery, he has an endless supply of tweets, insults, and incoherent policy initiatives up his sleeve.

In lieu of oversized feet he has tiny hands that he employs to tweet nonsense, and to pull executive actions out of his ass.

Republicans have made peace with Trump by pretending that he`s not a clown, they ignore his infantile tweets, insane rants and childish behavior, because the payoff is conservative judges, tax laws that favor the wealthy, and deregulation that benefits big corporations.

The majority of Americans are sick and tired of the clown sitting in the Oval Office, and we are mortified that he`s turned the White House into a three-ring circus.

I may be tilting at windmills but I will never accept Trump as my president, and I will continue to write essays exposing his buffoonery until Congress does the right thing and impeaches the clown.

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Who’s More Evil, Donald Trump the Racist Clown or Pennywise the Clown?

“Stephen King`s Twitter war with Donald Trump isn`t over yet.

After being blocked on Twitter by Trump in June, the famous horror writer got revenge on the President Thursday evening by declaring that he`d be returning the favor – by blocking Trump from seeing the upcoming film `IT` and television series `Mr. Mercedes,` both based on works by King.

`Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I am hereby blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES. No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself,` King tweeted.”

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Stephen King has created many horrifying characters, like Pennywise the Clown, that haunt us in our nightmares, but even the master of horror couldn`t conceive of an abomination like Donald Trump the President of the United States.

King has been fighting the evil clown on Twitter, it`s no surprise that Trump blocked the acclaimed writer on Twitter.

King is now returning the favor, by blocking the orange clown from seeing the upcoming film “IT” and the television series “MR. MERCEDES,” both based on novels by the famous novelist.

Of course King can`t really block the perverse clown from seeing the productions based on his works, but wouldn`t it be great if we could block any image or article about Trump from social media, newspapers, and TV and radio? Surely there`s an app for that!

Living in a Trump-free world would be as close to paradise as we can get this side of death, unfortunately we need to hear about Trump`s daily outrages and scandals. We need to be outraged, so that we will be compelled to fight the evil clown until he`s banished from our great country.

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https://bangordailynews.com/2017/08/26/news/state/stephen-king-blocks-donald-trump-from-it/

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Snoop Dogg Shoots ‘Evil Clown’ Donald Trump In New Video

“Snoop Dogg recently jumped on a rework of BADBADNOTGOOD single Lavender. Snoop stars alongside a cast of clowns in the track`s new video. Of the clip, in which a Donald Trump parody reigns supreme-at one point announcing the deportation of all dogs-Snoop told Billboard, `Nobody`s dealing with the real issue with this f–king clown as president, and the shit that we dealing with out here, so I wanted to take time out to push pause on a party record and make one of these records for the time being.` In a climactic scene, Snoop pulls a gun on the Trump clown in a parking lot; later, a chain-bound Trump tries in vain to join Snoop and his accomplice in smoking a blunt.”

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Snoop Dogg is the most beloved celebrity in America; he`s adored by everybody from soccer moms to stoners to Opera aficionados to rap fans…

America is one nation under a groove, Crip-walking to the musical stylings of the Doggfather.

I can`t wait for the day when a true believer of the rap God opens the High and Holy Church of Snoop Dogg. The only sacrament observed will be the smoking of the holy herb, and every Sunday will be a high and holy day.

It`s interesting to note that the most loved man in America has nothing but disdain for the most despised man in America, Donald Trump.

We love Snoop for a hundred and one reasons, but chiefly because he keeps shit gangsta real.

Snoop doesn`t mince words when it comes to describing Trump, he calls him a fu**ing clown. In the video he pulls a gun on the Trump clown, ties him up, and doesn`t let him smoke a blunt.

You can be sure that if Snoop Dogg was President of the United States, the Trump clown would be behind bars, the poor imprisoned for minor drug offenses would be freed, and everybody would be enjoying a fat blunt.

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