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Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis Portrays Trump as a ‘WARRIOR’ and Twitter Goes Nuts

Donald Trump’s sycophants and enablers know that in order to remain in his good graces they must pucker up their lips and make like the best fluffer in the porn industry.

This disturbance deference to the dolt-in-chief explains why Jenna Ellis, a prominent member of Trump’s legal team, posted an image on Twitter depicting Trump leaning on his Oval Office desk, looking down at a camera perched at a low-angle, making him look regal and imposing. Above it ran an all-caps caption: WARRIOR.

This is the same Ellis who in 2015 slammed the then-candidate Trump as an idiot, a bully, and boorish and arrogant.

The image of Trump in an Apprentice-like posture resonated with his cultish followers, and they liked and retweeted the hell out of Ellis’ tweet. Trump’s base of white evangelicals perceive him as a Crusader who owned liberals, defeated the deep state, and won a landslide victory over Joe Biden. They live in an alternate reality where the Supreme Court, dominated by conservative Justices, will overturn the will of the electorate and declare Trump the winner.

But the WARRIOR tweet bombed with those of us who live in the real world and are sickened by the spectacle of Cadet Bone Spurs humiliated by his landslide loss to Biden, hiding out in the Oval Office, battling a non-existent voter fraud.

Trump is the antithesis of a warrior; he is a draft dodger cursed with tiny hands incapable of handling the M27 IAR automatic rifle issued to Marines. The American people are sick and tired of the hype, and we have rejected the reality show president, and kicked the coward to the curb.  

Donald Trump is a Coward

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Donald Trump has always yearned to be the alpha dog, but it`s difficult to be the top dog when he`s been neutered by his cowardice.

He`s like a lap dog who barks ferociously when he`s safely ensconced in the lap of his owner, but cowers at the slightest sound when he`s by himself.

Trump earned worldwide fame as the head honcho in “The Apprentice,” in the make-believe world of reality TV he dispatched contestants with his trademark phrase: You`re Fired!

But in the real world the presidential poodle doesn`t have the gonads to fire anyone in person, he always delegates that unpleasant task to one of his subordinates.

In the presence of dictators with balls of steel like Russian President Vladimir Putin, Cadet Bone Spurs becomes obsequious and servile.

It took our fearless leader almost two years to summon up the courage to visit soldiers in a war zone, and he probably wouldn`t have made the trip to Iraq without his wife by his side holding his tiny hand.

Out commander-in-chief has frequently boasted that he was ready to serve during the Vietnam War, but he obtained a medical deferment to keep him from being drafted.

The New York Times recently reported that Trump was diagnosed with bone spurs by a podiatrist as a favor to Trump`s dad, who was his landlord.

Trump is such a sniveling coward that I`m betting that once the Mueller Report is released, and it shows there`s overwhelming evidence that he`s guilty of several felonies, including conspiring with Russia, he won`t have the stomach to fight impeachment and he will resign.

Space Cadet Donald Trump Orders Creation of Space Command

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“President Donald Trump ordered the creation of Space Command on Tuesday, a move the administration is labeling a precursor to creating a US Space Force.

`I direct the establishment, consistent with United States law, of United States Space Command as a functional Unified Combatant Command,` Trump said in an executive memorandum to Secretary of Defense James Mattis. `I also direct the Secretary of Defense to recommend officers for my nomination and Senate confirmation as Commander and Deputy Commander of the new United States Space Command.`”

CNN

Cadet Bone Spurs aka Stable Genius aka Commander-in-chief Donald Trump directed Secretary of Defense James Mattis to establish a Space Command.

Before joining the administration General “Mad Dog” Mattis would have scoffed at the notion of a Space Force, but the neutered lap dog will proclaim that it`s the greatest invention since the Boy Scouts.

Mattis will provide Trump with nominations for the commander and deputy commander of Space Command, we will soon find out which military leaders he hates the most.

Vice President Mike Pence, speaking at Cape Canaveral Tuesday, praised the creation of the new sixth branch of the armed forces, the US Space Force. Pence is such a lackey of the president, that I wouldn`t be surprised if he volunteers to be a space cadet. Pence`s undying loyalty is to Jesus, Mother and Trump, not necessarily in that order.

Nobody in Trump`s administration, especially Mattis and Pence, has the courage to tell the Emperor that he`s not wearing any clothes, naturally nobody will tell him that his Space Force is Looney Tunes.

I might volunteer to be a space cadet if I can do basic training on Mars, where I will be far away from the moron in the White House.