Month: December 2017

Barack Obama, Not Donald Trump Dominates Twitter’s List of Most Re-Tweeted Posts of 2017

“As 2017 winds down, President Donald Trump continues to make headlines via his active Twitter account on a near-daily basis. But for all his furious posting, the tweeter-in-chief failed to make Twitter`s lists of most-liked and most-retweeted posts of 2017.

So who did take the No. 1 slots? Those prizes, announced Tuesday, went to former President Barack Obama and-interestingly enough-a teenager on a quest for chicken nuggets.

Former President Barack Obama had the most-liked tweet of the year. His post in response to the white nationalist rally in Charlottesville this summer received 4.6 million likes. Another tweet, which he shared after Senator John McCain`s brain cancer diagnosis was made public, received more than 2 million likes, making it the third most-liked of 2017.

Obama was also responsible for three of the ten most-retweeted tweets of the year. The Charlottesville tweet came in at No. 2, with 1.7 million retweets.”

Fortune

When historians and biographers weigh in on the Donald Trump administration, they will pay scant notice to his ghostwritten books, but they will parse every word in his tweets.

Trump is primarily known for two things: Pussy grabbing and firing off tweets. He starts of each morning, not with prayer or meditation, but with a vitriolic tweet.

You`d think the septuagenarian Tweeter-in-Chief would dominate Twitter`s list of most-liked and most-retweeted posts of 2017.

But it`s another president, the erudite and diplomatic Barack Obama who`s well-represented in Twitter`s list of most-retweeted posts of 2017. This is in spite of the fact that Twitter is tailor-made for grammatically-challenged wicked dimwits.

It should be noted that Obama has 97 million Twitter followers to Trump`s 44 million. Obama rarely tweets while Trump tweets almost as often as he farts, proving that quality is better than quantity.

Trump`s incoherent and nasty tweets may get him impeached or trigger World War III, but Obama`s sincere and uplifting tweets are a promise that America will survive the execrable Trump administration.

Read More:

http://fortune.com/2017/12/05/donald-trump-twitter-tweets-most-2017/

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Sexual Predator Donald Trump Endorses Pedophile Judge Roy Moore

“President Trump on Monday offered a strong endorsement of Roy S. Moore, the Republican Senate candidate in Alabama embroiled in accusations that he had inappropriate sexual relations with underage girls.

While many Republicans called for Mr. Moore to drop out of the race after several women came out with their stories, Mr. Trump has defended him, saying that Mr. Moore denied the accounts and deserved to be heard.

In a statement, the White House said that Mr. Trump and Mr. Moore spoke on the phone and that the president endorsed Mr. Moore`s campaign.”

The New York Times

Donald Trump never condemned Judge Roy Moore for the well-substantiated accusations of child molestation. In fact the president was tacitly endorsing the pedophile, but today he traded in his tacit endorsement for a full-throated endorsement.

The schoolgirl-chasing pervert reveled in Trump`s endorsement, bragging that the president called him a “fighter” and told him, “Go get `em Roy.”

When an avowed pussy-grabber counsels a pedophile to “Go get `em Roy,” who knows if the child molester is going to interpret that as an admonition to go molest more underage girls.

Is there anybody who is surprised that Trump, who has been accused by over a dozen women of sexual harassment, endorsed the degenerate judge?

Birds of a feather flock together, and sexual degenerates have an affinity for each other.

Read More:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/04/us/politics/roy-moore-donald-trump.html

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Donald Trump is a Sick Puppy, He Devours Two Filet-O-Fish At a Time

“In a new memoir titled Let Trump Be Trump, former campaign manager and aide Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie write that Mr Trump`s appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald`s, with his typical order consisting of two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted milkshake.”

Esquire

According to Wikipedia The Filet-O-Fish was invented in 1962 by a McDonald`s franchise owner in response to falling hamburger sales on Fridays resulting from the Roman Catholic practice of abstaining from red meat on Fridays.

Traditionally Catholics abstained from eating red meat as part of a penance to mark the day of Christ`s death, but today`s “Cafeteria Catholics” don`t think twice about eating a juicy steak or a greasy hamburger on Friday, or any religious holiday including Good Friday for that matter.

The Filet-O-Fish on a McDonald`s menu is an anachronism, there is no rational reason why the giant burger chain should still be selling the oddity.

I only order a seafood entree from a reputable restaurant, and I would never buy a fish sandwich from a fast food joint.

Only a fat bastard with a non-discriminating palate would eat a Filet-O-Fish, it should come as no surprise that Donald Trump devours two at a time.

I believe in the multiverse theory of quantum mechanics; I can only hope that in the infinite number of universes ours is the only one where the Filet-O-Fish- eating fat lard Donald Trump is leader of the free world.

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Evil Woman Begs Cops to Shoot Dog Who Was Ripping Apart Her Car’s Bumper

“On Nov. 9 in an apartment parking lot in Dalton, Georgia, a dog went ape-shit on a Dodge Journey (an automobile that falls squarely in the unfortunate category) in an effort to catch some cats hiding in the engine bay. The cars owner was livid, and asked a responding officer to shoot the canine.

The car`s owner, Jessica Dilallo, can be heard asking the responding officer, Lieutenant Matthew Locke, to use force, saying:

`You can`t throw a rock at him, you can`t do anything?…You could shoot him!`”

Jalpopnik.Com

If I looked outside my window and saw a dog ripping apart the bumper on my car in an effort to catch some cats hiding in the engine bay, my first concern would be for the terrified kitty cats, and my second worry would be that the crazy pooch might injure himself attacking my vehicle.

I wouldn`t even be thinking about my automobile, especially if it was a nondescript freaking Dodge Journey, my car is insured after all.

The car`s owner, Jessica Dilallo, screamed and begged at the police officers to shoot the dog. She could care less that a bullet might kill the cats or a human being, her only thought was that her car was being destroying right before her eyes.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Jessica Dilallo is a monster who doesn`t deserve to live in civilized society. Diallo should be exiled to an uninhabited island where there are no humans or animals that she can hurt or kill.

Police officers` mandate to “protect and serve” extends to the animal family, and of course they didn`t hurt the hapless pooch.

The Pitbull-mix was taken to a shelter, the owner was identified, and he promised to pay for the damage to the wretched woman`s vehicle.

Read More:

https://jalopnik.com/woman-pleads-with-officer-to-shoot-dog-chewing-up-her-d-1820927006

Alabama Do the Right Thing and Reject Pedophile Roy Moore

Most men prefer to date women younger than themselves, and in this age when girls are sexualized at a very early age, I could understand if a man dated an underage girl if she misrepresented her age.

But if an honorable man meets a female at a club or a restaurant who has the curves of a full-grown woman, only to find out later that she`s underage he will drop her like a hot potato. It`s the only morally-right and legally prudent thing to do.

Roy Moore doesn`t have a fetish for women with a petite figure or a girlish appearance, he has an unnatural and sick attraction for underage girls.

When Moore was a young bachelor he didn`t frequent clubs or bookstores in search for a relationship with a young woman, the pervert went to places where young girls spend their time: Shopping malls, dance recitals, and restaurants where high school girls worked as servers.

Underage girls are low-maintenance compared to women who expect more than a movie and a lunch of hamburger and fries from their date. I`d be surprised if the cheap child molester ever spent more than $20 on a date.

Moore admitted that he first noticed his wife at dance recital when she was only 15 and he was about 30. They tied the knot ten years later.

In the South, and especially in evangelical circles, it`s not so unseemly for a mature man to be interested in underage girls. Evangelical men prefer their wives to be ignorant and submissive, that`s why it`s not uncommon for them to marry teenage girls.

A child molester might not be persona non grata in the backwoods of Alabama, but he`s anathema in the Senate. If the pedophile wins the election, the Senate should do the right thing and expel him.

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Anglican Cleric Urges Believers to Pray That Prince George Will Marry Fine Young Gentleman

“A prominent Anglican cleric and gay rights campaigner known for contentious gestures has urged believers to pray for Prince George – age 4, and third in line to the throne – to find the love of a fine young gentleman when he grows up so as to advance the cause of same-sex marriage in church.

Coming just days after Prince Harry – George`s uncle, and fifth in line – announced his engagement to Meghan Markle, a divorced American actress, the suggestion by the Very Rev. Kelvin Holdsworth seemed to illuminate once more the role of royal romance in Britain`s imagination and conversation, especially when it collides with tradition.”

The New York Times

On August I posted the following article:

Newest Gay Icon: Prince George

http://thesop.org/story/20170812/newest-gay-icon-4yearold-prince-george.html

This is a follow-up of sorts:

Prince George is simply adorable, he`s like a miniature Liberace minus the feather boa. Nobody, not even the tiny prince, knows his sexual orientation, but even Stevie Wonder can sense that the young royal has a gay vibe.

However we shouldn`t be urging Prince George to come out of the closet when he can barely crawl out of his crib. Let the adorable child grow up, and at the right time he will choose a young groom or a young bride for a fairy tale wedding.

As a not so prominent American blogger I urge my readers to pray that Senior Advisor to the President Jared Kushner will come out of the closet. Kushner exudes so much gay vitality that it caused my gay radar to explode, homeboy really needs to sashay out of the closet.

Then he can have a little talk with his father-in-law, and chastise the racist and homophobic buffoon for his anti-gay policies. But we don`t live in a fairy tale world, and Kushner won`t speak out against Trump`s anti-gay views just like his cabinet won`t condemn the president`s racist and misogynist comments and policies.

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