Vivek Ramaswamy is an American entrepreneur whose sole claim to fame is the fact that he’s one of over a dozen Republican presidential candidates challenging the overwhelming favorite Donald Trump for the Republican presidential nomination.

The only way a longshot like Ramaswamy can make up ground is by differentiating himself from Trump and by attacking him. He can assail the twice impeached, twice indicted, serial sexual predator and pathological liar on many fronts, but instead he’s acting like Trump’s public relations manager.

His campaign tactic is to firmly ensconce himself in Trump’s arsehole, and to periodically emerge to declare that he loves the pungent fragrance of his campaign home and to defend Trump from the indictments and other scandals swirling around him.

The dark horse has even gone as far as to vow to pardon Trump if he is convicted of mishandling government secrets, and he has demanded that all the Republican presidential hopefuls do the same.

His real goal may be to impress Trump so much with his butt-kissing that he will appoint him to his administration. But I have news for the pathetic sycophant, Trump’s indictments will doom his chances of being elected president. The fool’s residence in Trump’s arsehole is in vain.