Donald Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth is terrifying, the grotesque orifice looks like it is in imminent danger of expelling a log that would clog Satan’s toilet. If I were tasked with painting the devil or an evil alien in a horror flick, I would paint them with Trump’s piehole.

But as horrifying as Trump’s maw is, the verbal diarrhea that emanates from it is even worse. The racist rhetoric, homophobia, misogyny, and sheer stupidity will drive any rational person to cover their ears and run away from the putrid source of evil beyond human comprehension.

Trump held a MAGA rally in Detroit when his microphone malfunctioned. The blowhard paced the stage for 18 minutes, an expression of exasperation on his mug.

Those who believe that God sometimes intervenes in human affairs were left wondering why the hell He doesn’t smite the belligerent asshole with muteness?

The 18 minutes of silence was a short and sweet respite from Trump’s offensive rhetoric. As soon as the microphone worked again, he doubled down on his hate speech.

The only way to permanently silence Trump’s cacophony is by defeating him in the polls. If he is humiliated and rejected by the American electorate again, maybe, just maybe, he will finally shut up and spend his remaining days golfing, cheating on his wife, and enjoying his golden showers.