Some call her Lady Graham and some call her Lady G,

but a lady she taint,

In fact this hypocrite is hardly a saint.

She’ll give you nightmares about ladybugs and such,

She’ll blab about Trump until you tell her to just hush.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a stable genius,

to decipher why her mouth is orange like a pumpkin.

Everyone knows why even a white evangelical or a country bumpkin.

Lady G has Trump’s back, and Pence has hers,

gosh this gay train is so long,

So many sycophants really make you want to hit the bong.

Lady G sashay out of the closet,

stop kissing Trump’s ass,

Show us that the lady has some brass.