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Biden is an International Embarrassment, Democrats Must Force Him to Drop Out

According to the old bromide “when America sneezes, the world catches a cold.” I’d like to coin a new saying, “When the President of the United States and the Leader of the Free World has dementia, the world goes batshit crazy.”

With the Russian invasion of Ukraine threatening to spiral into a world war, the Israel/Hamas holy conflagration threatening to turn into a regional war entangling Iran and the USA and North Korea threatening to strike South Korea and the United States with nuclear weapons, we need a steady hand and a sober mind in the White House.

After the debate debacle it is abundantly clear that not only is President Joe Biden physical and mentally unfit to run for reelection, but he is also manifestly unfit to serve as president right now.

Not only is Biden refusing to drop out of the race, but in a fit of intransigence and stubbornness, he vowed that the “elites” will not drive him out of the race.

Our European allies are terrified that Biden will lose, and that Trump will stop supporting Ukraine and exit NATO. Americans are horrified at the prospect that an emboldened Trump without any guardrails will destroy our democracy.

Senile Joe Biden will lose to Donald Trump in a landslide, and he will be a drag on the down ballot turning the Senate and the House over to the Republicans.

God is not going to smite Biden with a heart attack, it is up to Democratic leaders to stop him in his tracks, by any means necessary.

Democrats: Stop the national embarrassment! Stop the international humiliation! For the love of God get rid of Biden, immediately.

Joe Biden’s Scary Birthday Cake

Photos of old folks celebrating their birthday in a nursing home are heartwarming, who isn’t going to smile when they see an old man blowing a candle that represents 80 or more years?

Joe Biden’s birthday started off on an uncertain note when the old geezer pardoned two turkeys and confused Taylor Swift for Britney Spears in the process. At least he didn’t confuse the turkeys for members of his cabinet.

Setting up a photo op featuring an octogenarian president blowing the candles on his birthday cake should be one of the safest and easiest things for the White House to organize.

Biden’s cake with 81 candles blazing away resembled Snoop Dogg warming himself in front of a fire pit.

Biden’s birthday photo is the scariest photo ever taken in the White House, it’s a miracle the monstrous confectionary didn’t set the People’s House on fire.

Somebody should have snuffed out the candles with a fire extinguisher, but how can we safely and humanely extinguish Joe Biden?

Joe Biden Doesn’t Have the Cognitive Ability to Take Care of Commander, the White House Dog

“US President Joe Biden’s dog Commander bit a Secret Service agent on Monday, the 11th such incident in a year, according to NBC News. The two-year-old purebred German Shepherd bit a female officer of the Uniformed Division and she was treated by the White House medical office.”

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I own a pit bull, a breed that is often lumped together with German Shepherds and Doberman Pinchers as dangerous, but dogs aren’t inherently violent or dangerous and if a canine bites a person, blame the owner not the animal.

I walk Princess every day around my neighborhood, and children call her out by name, and pet her. I pamper my pooch to death and that enhances her natural friendly disposition and she spreads good cheer throughout my neighborhood.

If my pet bit eleven persons within a year, I would have 11 lawsuits, a neighborhood up in arms and animal control would have confiscated her and put her to death.

There is one standard of the law for the rich and powerful and another for the poor and powerless. Almost nobody, Republican or Democrat is calling out Joe Biden for maintaining an unsafe working environment.

Assuming the cognitively impaired commander-in-chief is aware that he has a pet dog in the White House, he is a cruel tyrant for keeping an animal who has a penchant for biting Secret Service Agents, the very individuals who risk their lives to protect him and his family.

It’s time for Commander to be handed over to an individual or family with the time and inclination to teach him discipline and shower him with love. Biden doesn’t have the cognitive ability to take care of a goldfish, let alone a dog.

We All Want Jimmy Carter to Live Forever and Joe Biden to Hurry Up and Die

In February former president Jimmy Carter, who’s been diagnosed with metastatic melanoma that has spread to the brain, announced that he would forgo medical intervention and spend the remainder of his life in hospice care in his modest home in Plains, Georgia.

Carter was a mediocre president, but he’s enjoyed a highly successful post-presidency engaging in global humanitarian work since founding The Carter Center in 1982.  The iconic photographs of Carter building houses for Habitat for Humanity best represent his life’s work as a former president.

Carter’s announcement elicited gushing tributes from politicians and pundits that could have served as obituaries. It’s now September and Carter remains in good spirits as he welcomes family and well-wishers to his humble abode. We all thought we would lose our beloved Jimmy in February, but we are thrilled that he is still with us.

In April 2023 President Joe Biden, 80, announced that he is running for reelection in 2024, and his announcement was met with frustration by Democrats who don’t think he has the stamina, physical strength or mental dexterity to finish his term, let alone serve another one.

Biden’s reelection announcement prompted alarmed Democrats to realize that his cognitive decline is on a death spiral, and a shot of Geritol isn’t going to revive him long enough to deliver a coherent stump speech.

The evidence of Biden’s terminal decline is manifest, his disastrous Hanoi press conference proved all his doubters right.

We all hope that the Grim Reaper stays away from Carter for as long as possible, but we are praying that he will drag Biden to hell as quickly as possible.

Biden’s Embarrassing Hanoi Press Conference Makes Americans Wish He Would Just Die

For the last two years Americans have witnessed the shocking decline in President Joe Biden’s mental acuity and physical dexterity. Sadly, we are familiar with the octogenarian commander-in-chief tripping on stairs, losing his train of thought, shaking hands with invisible people, falling off a bike, struggling to find an exit of a stage and speeches alternating between creepy whispering and angry yelling.

Americans have seen enough, and the overwhelming majority don’t want Biden to embarrass himself and America by running for reelection. I’m a progressive, but in the general election I will vote for the Republican candidate, if it’s not Donald Trump.

In America we are aware that Biden has the mental acuity of a wilted head of lettuce, and after his press conference from hell in Hanoi now the international community also knows that he is a senile and cranky old man.

Biden wrapped up his first trip to Asia as president with a press conference in Vietnam that was marred by rambling answers, awkward jokes, a McConnell like freeze, and a plea for a nap to end the nightmare.

Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, attempted to end the debacle by loudly exclaiming:

“Thank you, everybody. This ends the press conference. Thanks, everyone.

But Biden continued mumbling incoherently, unaware that his microphone had been muted.

Biden is too senile and too full of pride and white privilege to exit the stage gracefully. Biden’s expiration date was a decade ago, how I wish the Grim Reaper would drag him to hell.