Every time Hillary Clinton opens her mouth she reminds us that as bad as things are under Donald Trump, and make no mistake about it our country is going straight to hell, things would have been even worse with Hillary at the helm.

Trump may be a buffoon, a narcissist and a racist, but at least he`s sometimes funny — there isn`t a funny bone in Hillary`s body.

In her forthcoming memoir “What Happened,” Hillary writes that when Donald Trump wandered up behind her during the second debate, in St. Louis, she thought, “This is not OK. . . . Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces.”

There isn`t a snowball`s chance in hell that the lecherous Trump would have touched the frigid old hag with a ten-foot pole, and we all know that the short-fingered vulgarian doesn`t have a ten-foot pole.

Clinton continues with her self-serving narrative “It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled. It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching, well, what would you do? Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren`t repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, `Back up you creep, get away from me. I know you love to intimidate women but you can`t intimidate me, so back up.`”

Bitch please! You didn`t lose because the sexist Trump was trying to intimidate you, you lost because you are the most self-loathing and socially-awkward butch lesbian in the world.

Let me digress and explain that I`ve been publicly advocating for gay and lesbian rights for twenty years. I love me some lesbians, it`s humorless lesbians who are too cowardly to come out of the closet that I can`t stand.

When Trump got too close for comfort she should have let loose with one of her patented toxic farts, believe me Trump would have scampered away.

What a horrible world we live in, I wish Trump was impeached and I wish Hillary was run over by a Mack truck.

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