“A local wing of Austria`s Green Party announced it is holding a special meeting to teach women how to urinate standing up in unclean public bathrooms.
The Green Party in Perchtoldsdorf, Lower Austria, which periodically holds women`s breakfasts to discuss social and political issues, announced that the theme of the coming Saturday`s meeting will be `everything that concerns the pelvic base.`
The party said the discussion will include instructions on how to urinate from a standing position at music festivals, sporting events, and other locations where unclean restrooms are likely to be found.
The participants at the meeting will be instructed on how to build simple devices to assist with standing urination, organizers said.”
UPI
These Green Party radicals should focus on organizing tree hugging parties, and casting spells on climate change deniers.
Teaching women how to urinate standing up is a biological absurdity, and an affront to the Almighty! What in the name of God is next? Will they hold a special meeting to teach women how to adjust their crotch in public just like the dudes?
I am insulted and outraged by the temerity of these women in appropriating male behavior.
When I urinate standing up, I bask in my male privilege and hum “It`s a Man`s World” by James Brown.
These radical womyn really piss me off!
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