trump is an asshole

Donald Trump Is an A-Hole

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Donald Trump is an asshole.

This is the perfect metaphor to describe the execrable sociopath who is beloved by evangelicals, racists, conspiracy theorists and other riff-raff.

Trump’s supporters may take offense at this pithy statement, but deep inside they realize that nothing, but ill winds and bullshit emanates from their beloved orange sphincter.

There is no light at the end of the unholy anus, only a claustrophobic darkness and sulfuric feces. Those who enter Trump’s orbit may escape out of his rectum one day, but the ungodly stench will remain with them forever.

It’s common sense that only farts and shit emanate from the freak’s asshole, so why are so many evangelicals enthralled with the biggest asshole in the world?

Birds of a feather flock together, and assholes tend to socialize with other assholes. I give Trump and his sycophants a wide berth, I don’t want people mistaking me for an asshole.

Donald Trump is an asshole. That’s it, that’s the point of my essay.

Donald Trump’s New Gig: Motivational Speaker

“Donald Trump has found a new way to milk his ex-presidency — and test another — hitting the lucrative motivational speaking circuit.

Trump will make his next stop on the tour in Austin on Saturday. There are a dozen different price options to attend.

Ticket prices start at $9, for the Satellite tier. That includes a spot in an overflow room at the venue to watch the program on a TV screen.

Presidential tier tickets cost $4,995. That includes early access to the event site, admission to a reception and a photo-op with Trump’s son Don Jr., as well as premium seating to watch Trump speak in person.

No price is listed for the top Patriot tier. Interested parties are instructed to email for more information.”

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A motivational speaker motivates and inspires an audience to acquire the necessary skill set so they can become an asset to their families, parishes, employers and community.

Some of the greatest motivational speakers in history are Oprah Winfrey, Martin Luther King, Tony Robbins, and of course Jesus Christ.

Donald Trump is no Jesus Christ and I can’t envision him inspiring anyone to listen to their better angels. Trump is a motivational speaker in the mode of a Hitler, he can only inspire ignorant fools to heed their inner demons.

I wouldn’t pay a dime to hear Trump speak, let alone $9 or $4,995. But there’s a sucker born every minute, and I imagine there are millions of MAGA nutjobs who are more than willing to fall for their messiah’s latest grift.

I wonder what are benefits of the Patriot tier? Exclusive access to Trump’s dressing room where you will be allowed to spray orange tan on his ugly mug, and access to his private toilet where you can lick his ass clean after he’s done taking a dump?

Senate Republicans Reward Trump for His Profane Mar-a-Lago Speech by Giving Him an Award

“This weekend, NRSC Chairman Rick Scott presented President Donald J. Trump with the NRSC’s inaugural Champion for Freedom Award.

This award is presented to conservative leaders who have worked tirelessly to create good jobs, protect the values that make our country great, and stop the Democrats’ socialist agenda.”

National Republican Senatorial Committee Press Release

On Saturday night at Mar-a-Lago in a speech to Republican donors a flood of diarrhea emanated from Donald Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth. He doubled down on the Big Lie that the election was stolen from him and he attacked Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell as a “dumb son of a bitch.”

Today the NRSC rewarded Trump for his undemocratic, anti-Republican and profane tirade by presenting him with the inaugural “Champion for Freedom Award.”

Trump seemed to realize that this award is a sham because he didn’t bother to put on a sports coat, he was photographed receiving the award in his signature MAGA hat and short sleeve shirt.

Obviously, Trump doesn’t deserve this award: he worked tirelessly to grift his own supporters, he attacked the values that make this country great, and the Democrats don’t have a socialist agenda.

The GOP senators rewarded Trump after his execrable speech, proving that their party is rotten to the core. The Republican Party is terminally infected with Trumpism, and if our democracy is to survive the electorate must strengthen President Joe Biden’s hand by increasing the Democrats’ majority in the House and Senate in the mid-term elections.