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“Taco Bell is trading turkeys for tacos – and getting in the holiday spirit for Thanksgiving.

The Yum! Brands fast food chain partnered with Tipsy Elves to release a line of taco-themed sweaters and leggings fit for the holidays so fans can showcase exactly what they`re grateful for: Taco Bell.

The red sweater says, `Thankful for Taco Bell,` while the blue one reads, `Happy Friendsgiving,` alongside an images of a taco-turkey.”

Fox News

I occasionally patronize fast food restaurants; I might stop at a McDonald`s for their excellent coffee or drop by a Chick-fil-A for their tasty Waffle Potato Fries, but I`d rather make a run to the border of hell than eat at a Taco Bell.

As an Hispanic I find their menu an affront to my culture, Taco Bell is to Mexican food what a 7-11 frozen pizza is to Italian food. In fact, Taco Bell barely qualifies as real food, they`ve been sued over meat that`s just 35 percent beef.

Taco Bell is probably the only fast food franchise allowed in hell, but I`ll never know for sure because I`m destined for a place where I sit on clouds and munch on Krispy Kreme donuts.

I think it`s entirely appropriate that the God-awful Taco Bell is releasing a line of ugly Christmas sweaters and leggings. I`m a peace warrior and I don`t advocate violence against anyone, but a cretin who wears a Taco Bell sweater and leggings for the holidays should be dropped in a vat of boiling hot Taco Bell grease.

These execrable clothing items don`t come cheap, the sweater will set you back $59 and the leggings are $28.

If I die and wake up only to be greeted by a demon sporting leggings covered in tacos I know that a horrible mistake was made!

Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas to all my readers, and may there be no Taco Bell sweaters and leggings in your X-mas stockings.

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