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The Best Mike Pence Donald Trump Super Bowl Jokes

“Fans after the game trolled Donald Trump by turning his biggest 2020 election grievance into fodder for jokes on Twitter.

Trump lost the election, but insisted Mike Pence could overturn the results, a power the vice president does not have.

But even though Pence change the election for Trump, fans joked that maybe he could at least overturn the game result.”

Huffington Post

Here are my favorites, all mine:

The Satan-worshipping refs called phantom penalties against America’s team, and the Pence needs to demonstrate some courage and overturn the result.

It’s not over until Mother declares the winner, and she is too busy inserting Ben Wa balls into her neglected vagina to worry about a damn football game.

Only Mike Pence can declare the winner, and unfortunately, he couldn’t see the game from inside Trump’s a-hole.

The only reason the Lord allowed a team from a red state to beat a team from a swing state is because the Super Bowl was played in Satan’s, capitol, Hollyweird. The game needs to be played again at Mar-a-Lago.

The god-fearing Bengals lost because Eminem knelt in homage to Satan during the halftime show. Replay the game until the Bengals win.

Yes, these are some pretty sad jokes, but the sorriest joke of all is the morbidly obese racist who tried to steal an election.

Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl Halftime Show an Abomination! Revoke His Black Pass

Justin Timberlake has embraced a black music genre (R&B) and enjoyed superstardom as a solo artist for almost two decades, but for the life of me I don`t understand why he`s been given a black pass by the African American community.

Timberlake feels so comfortable in his skin as a white R& B performer that he`s even rocked cornrows.

The pop star`s black pass should have been revoked in the aftermath of the 2004 Super Bowl Nipplegate controversy. Most of the blame for the wardrobe malfunction was placed on Janet Jackson, MTV (which produced the Super Bowl halftime show) accused the black diva of having engineered the stunt. Timberlake left Jackson twisting in the wind, he failed to publicly and vigorously come to her defense.

Timberlake had an opportunity to make amends with Jackson by demanding that she be allowed to perform with him when he was chosen as the 2018 Super Bowl halftime performer, but he didn`t want to share the spotlight with a live entertainer.

Instead the shameless singer performed the Prince classic “I Would Die 4 U” with a giant image of Prince projected on what looked like a giant sheet. Very tacky and very disrespectful of the rock legend.

Considering Sunday`s Super Bowl was hosted in Minneapolis, Timberlake no doubt felt he had to pay homage to the hometown legend. Prince had a historically fraught relationship with Timberlake, and Timberlake`s “tribute” and subpar performance must have had him rolling over in his grave.

Timberlake is nothing more than a less clownish version of Vanilla Ice.

I appeal to the R& B and hip hop community to disavow Timberlake once and for all, kick him to the curb!

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Internet Aghast at Lady Gaga Flashing Her Beer Belly At Super Bowl Halftime Show!

In the aftermath of Lady Gaga`s fantastic Super Bowl performance her music sales and streaming stats are soaring. Lady Gaga is on top of the world, but I must do my journalistic due diligence and bring her back down to Earth.

I will stipulate that Gaga killed it, girlfriend did everything right: She jumped into the stadium, sang her heart out, let her song selection do all the preaching, and left the fans thirsting for more of her royal highness.

But her bouncing beer belly left a sour taste in my mind, it`s utterly unforgivable for a female artist to perform before a worldwide audience of a billion wearing a midriff baring outfit exposing her disgusting fat belly.

Gaga may have spent months preparing and training for her time in the stadium spotlight, but it wouldn`t have killed her to have done a few sit-ups in preparation.

Lady Gaga would be well-advised not to make another public appearance wearing an outfit that exposes her midriff until she loses that fat belly.

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