Why did Hillary Spend $600 On a Haircut? Who’s She Trying to Impress? Huma Abedin?

 

“On International Women`s Day earlier this month, Hillary Clinton wore a red pantsuit and bangs to give a speech at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C.

Allure online headlined the event: Hillary Clinton`s Haircut Is Taking the Internet By Storm.

A week later, Hillary stopped traffic on New York`s Fifth Avenue as she came out of the Bergdorf Goodman hair salon, where she got a $600 dye job and a $600 haircut.

The bangs were gone and her hair was several shades lighter.”

Townhall

Most septuagenarian ladies don`t care how they look, they will occasionally go to the hair salon to dye their hair blue, but that`s about the only attempt they make to look presentable.

Hillary Clinton may be older than dirt, but she still spends a lot of money to improve her appearance. God only knows how much she spends on formaldehyde to keep her decrepit body from decomposing.

Why did Hillary spend $600 on a dye job, and $600 on a haircut? Who is she trying to impress?

We know it`s not Slick Willy, they haven`t had sex in decades, and anyway Hillary only has eyes for the ladies.

Could it be that she wants to look good for the electorate? Lord I hope she`s not planning another presidential run.

Let`s hope and pray Hillary got all gussied up for the love of her life, Huma Abedin.

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Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin: Lovers Together Again!

“Hillary Clinton and top aide Huma Abedin were pictured together on Thursday for the first time since losing the presidential election.

The pair chatted and Abedin smiled as they walked out of Clinton`s office in the Midtown neighborhood of New York City.

They had spent five hours inside the office before Abedin and an unidentified woman walked Clinton to a waiting vehicle and sent her on her way with a box of documents.” Daily Mail

Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin emerged from their five hour “conference” with lipstick smeared, hair disheveled and clothing ruffled. Not really, Hillary is more discrete than her philandering spouse, she has managed to indulge in countless lesbian affairs without sparking controversy or outrage.

I`m not an expert on lesbian love talk, but I imagine that Hillary`s first words to Huma were: I wish I knew how to quit you! Since Hillary`s humiliating defeat she has kept her distance from her longtime aide/lover, it`s not surprising that their first meeting in weeks lasting five hours.

It appears that Hillary has forgiven Huma for not safeguarding her emails from her pedophile husband. Hillary will never again be a viable presidential candidate, she might as well come out of the closet, and publicly declare her undying love for Huma.

In a perfect world Hillary would embrace her lesbian identity and devote the rest of her life, with Huma by her side, advocating for gay and lesbian rights. But in the real world, the old hag will pretend she`s heterosexual until the Grim Reaper drags her to hell.

 

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The Real Huma Abedin

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Huma Abedin recently announced that she was separating from her husband, former congressman Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger) who resigned under pressure in 2011 after sending dic pics to strange women he met online.

 

Abedin didn’t leave her disgusting husband until a newspaper reported that Weiner had sent a pic of his crotch last year while his toddler son was curled in the bed next to him.

 

The FBI is investigating Weiner because he sent pornographic material to a 15-year-old girl.

What took so long for Abedin to ditch her pedophile pervert husband? Glad you asked! Indeed why would an Islamist marry a Jew from New York City?

 

Abedin has been constantly by Hillary’s side since 1996 when she was an intern for the then First Lady. It is the least well-kept secret in Washington that Hillary is a lesbian, and naturally everyone assumed that Abedin must be Hillary’s aide/lover.

 

Weiner was Abedin’s beard plain and simple, it was politically-expedient for her to pretend that she was heterosexual. Abedin also had to give the illusion that she was straight, because if it became common knowledge that she’s a lesbian it would only be a matter of time before she was killed by an outraged Islamist.

 

Abedin also needed Weiner as a babysitter. Abedin is constantly travelling with Hillary; she simply has no time or desire to be a mother.

Only after the sickening photo of Weiner in his underwear with an erect penis with his innocent son sleeping next to him was published, did Abedin finally kick him to the curb.
Weiner may be a pedophile pervert who deserves to be imprisoned; But Abedin is wretched mother who cares more about Hillary than she does her own son.