Joe Biden is the personification of “creepy.” It’s creepy when he whispers during a speech. It’s creepy when he jogs to the stage, especially when he ends up tripping. It’s creepy when he goes around in circles on the stage after delivering a speech, unable to find the exit. It’s creepy when he loses his train of thought during a speech and stares blankly into space. And it’s creepy as fuck whenever he has an interaction with almost any female. His default mode of greeting a woman or girl is to sniff her hair. But he’s at his creepiest when he fondles and gropes innocent little girls.

Once again Joe Biden demonstrated that he has earned his moniker, “Creepy Joe” when Eva Longoria was at the White House for a screening of her directorial debut “Flaming Hot.” As the creepy and disgusting Biden embraced the former Desperate Housewives star, he let his wrinkled and liver-spotted hands linger on her waist a little too long. Longoria then grabbed his paws and held them in front of her.

Then, to make the encounter even more awkward and creepy he joked than he had known her since she was 17. At least he didn’t say that h had lusted after her since she was seven.

Biden is way too old and way too creepy to be the President of the United States.