The Grim Reaper was busy in 2016 culling the best and brightest from the realms of entertainment, sports and politics. The death of icons like Muhammad Ali, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher and John Glenn left a deep void in our culture.
The Grim Reaper never takes a holiday, and he will be busy again in 2017 snuffing out the brightest lights, but I hope he will take out these dim bulbs next year:
The Kardashian Sluts
The Kardashian women are indistinguishable from one another. They all have surgically-enhanced body parts, a penchant for dating black rappers and athletes, and a love for the limelight. They have no talent, and are famous for being famous. Let`s hope and pray they achieve immortality be dying together in a plane crash.
Hillary Clinton
Hillary is a decrepit old hag and she should have died years ago, but her pride and stubbornness will fortify her will into her 90`s. I`m keeping my fingers crossed that a killer clown will dispatch her to hell before she mounts yet another presidential campaign.
Nancy Pelosi
Pelosi is older than Methuselah and as wicked as the devil, if she doesn`t die of Botox poisoning in 2017 there is no God.
Oprah Winfrey
If pride comes before a fall, then it`s high time that Oprah falls straight into the fiery pit of hell.
Katie Couric
The only thing that Couric ever had going for her was her perkiness, but age extinguished her perkiness decades ago, she`s past her expiration date.
Mariah Carey
Carey was one of the brightest stars of the 90`s, but nobody has nostalgia for that forgettable decade, and nobody would miss her if the Grim Reaper dragged her to hell.
Lady Gaga
Her final performance act in 2017 should be ritual suicide on stage.
Nicki Minaj
Barbie? Really? Barbie doesn`t have a grotesquely fat butt! Enough said!
Meryl Streep
Enough is enough! I hope the Grim Reaper takes her out before she`s nominated for yet another award.
Feminist
That means any feminist who complains that I included only women on my list.
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