“As President Donald Trump continues powering through his marathon Asia tour, he has been received with hearty hamburgers, rounds of golf, and a rare invitation to dine in China`s Forbidden City. But one tribute to the U.S. leader stood out among the rest: an action figure bearing his likeness, artfully carved out of old flip flops.

Filipino artist Elmer Padilla has made a name for himself fashioning figurines out of tsinelas, Tagalog for flip flops. His latest project is the spitting image of Donald Trump donning his signature suit, arm raised to greet a crowd.”

Time

It`s appropriate that the Donald Trump action figure if carved out of old flip-flops considering that Trump in the King of the Flip Flops.

Trump`s flip-flops in his first 100 days:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/apr/27/tracking-trumps-policy-reversals-his-first-100-day/

President Flip Flops lets you wear Trump`s contradictory tweets on your flip-flops:

http://fortune.com/2017/09/21/president-trump-flip-flops-twitter/

The Trump doll isn`t anatomically correct, once again appropriate since the real Donald Trump has a micro penis that hardly qualifies him as an anatomically correct human being.

The Trump doll probably stinks to high heaven, considering it`s made out of old flip-flops, just like Trump.

However, the doll isn`t an entirely accurate representation of our president, it has a pale white face that looks nothing at all like Trump`s pumpkin head.

The action figure is skinny, and we all know that the real Trump is a fat pig.

Finally, I take exception with the doll being called an “action figure,” I doubt if Trump can do a single push-up, jumping jack or sit-up. The only action that the doll should be capable of is squatting and farting.

The Trump doll sucks, just like Trump the man.

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