“Russian President Vladimir Putin gave U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff a portrait of President Trump to deliver to the U.S. president as a gift, the Kremlin confirmed on Monday.”

The Hill

Donald Trump an authoritarian sociopath, has a history of developing crushes on dictators. The overweight lover rhapsodized about his dalliance with Kim Jong Un, the Dear Leader of North Korea: “He wrote me beautiful letters. And they’re great letters. We fell in love.” After they consummated their love the first time, I bet he used a Sharpie to draw a heart on Kim’s butt, while Kim set off rockets in his mind.

Kim is Trump’s side piece; the love of his life is the ruthless Russian dictator Valdimir Putin. He is a brutal tyrant who assassinates his political opponents, invades countries bordering Russia, and destabilizes democracies by disseminating fake news, but Trump almost never criticizes him. To the contrary, the orange hued Romeo, with a penchant for uttering superlatives, saves the most sensational ones for his Russian lover.

Putin does not have any homoerotic feelings for Trump, but he encourages the idiot’s infatuation with him for political expediency. Putin knows the narcissist will be thrilled with a portrait of himself, and the gift will pay of dividends in the peace negotiations over Ukraine.

I would not be surprised if Putin also gave the orange buffoon a glossy poster of Putin. Imagine Trump admiring Putin’s poster with his ravenous raccoon eyes and his industrious tiny hands.