Normally I don’t comment on a person’s physical appearance, but when it comes to Donald Trump societal norms don’t apply.

Let’s begin with Trump’s mouth, if a picture of his piehole was used as a Rorschach card, nine out of ten persons would identify it as an anus. If a politician’s mouth looks like a sphincter it sure serve as a warning that anything that emanates from his orifice will be unadulterated bullshit. According to the Washington Post’s Fact Checker Trump lied over 20,000 times during his administration.

Now let’s consider Trump’s complexion, it’s an unnatural orange hue, which brings to mind a hapless fool who fell asleep in a tanning bed or a person suffering from radiation poisoning. If a politician’s face resembles a pumpkin it should be a warning sign that he is toxic and dangerous. Trump is toxic as hell, he has poisoned our political, civic and religious institutions and coarsened public discourse.

The outgoing president has a double chin, and when a layer of fat forms below your chin that’s an indication that you have no self-control and will stuff your face with abandon. Indeed, the stable genius has no self-control when it comes to eating, tweeting, grabbing pussy and just about everything else.

Trump’s urine-colored wispy hair is an aesthetic nightmare that defies physics and is an affront to the Almighty. Word to the wise: If you see someone with such a weird and disturbing hairstyle approaching you: Run! For God’s sake, run away!

Let me end this disturbing contemplation of our impeached president’s physical appearance by considering his tiny, tiny hands. Do I really need to explain or elaborate?